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Hey mister ya got any monkeys in here / No monkeys are not legal pets / Aw why not / They carry diseases / I'll make it worth your while / We don't take Canadian / It's Monopoly money |
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If you want a more playful pet a dog would be more appropriate / 'Kay / Try this one / Ooo / Aw his widdle nose is wet So cu u ute / He's dalmatian / I don't see any spots / So I don't have eyeballs |
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Hey doggy / And stay out |
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You got a dog / He's a puppy / Absolutely not / But Jason / Dogs are dumb needy smelly dirty creatures that require / Heh heh He can stay |
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You stay in here puppy This is your house / That's a good puppy Yes You're a happy puppy A happy puppy Uh huh / RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE / Hap hap ha h hap ppy py py p p p pup pu |
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BARK BARK / C'mere doggy / MI I IKE |
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Mike Leave my puppy alone / Someone around here needs to see that it's taken care of properly / Oh / He needs to be neutered / Give me those |
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C'mon boy let's go outside / BARK / It's cold out so we'll hafta bundle up all snug |
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Have you given him a name / Not yet / How about / Danny / How about not / Daniel then |
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You're a good puppy Daniel Oh yesh you are / I know that expression / Oh when did I see it previously / I'm on to you Sal What happened to you Who is this Daniel And who was / What are you doing / What is it with you people and windows |
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SEMME / Walkerton welcome to your SEMME training We have a long day ahead of us As you know my name is Alan / Do we have any questions before we proceed / Aren't you dead / Do you want training or not |
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A small percentage of our agents have telekinetic abilities / Try bending the spoon / BAM BAM BAM BAM / Very good |
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Now that it's been brought to our attention that you are an abductee we have a few questions to ask / Shoot / Do you have any pre SEMME memories of aliens / Nope / No slight memory hiccups / Nuh uh / No slight memory hiccups / Nuh uh |
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When do I get to play with the guns / Play / Weapons are not toys Walkerton The're serious dangerous things / Try to hit the ducky |
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Walkerton you know Professor Doc And this is his new assistant Dina / Heya / They'll be running a few tests to determine why you didn't shut down like the others on new years / The brain scan shouldn't take long You're likely missing a lobe or two / Nah I got them both right here |
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There You're all hooked up / Think Walkerton What do you see / M myself / And And / And Dina / Dina / Yeah You should rent out your shiny brow as an Imax theatre |
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Twenty years ago I began to create a super army of humans each augmented with special skills and knowledge / But the experiment was imperfect I needed to dispose of the evidence lest I was discovered early / Events continued towards my favor so I thought I could still pull it off / But no / Thankfully it was but one of several plans / Like what chief / Not telling / He ain't got nuffin |
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This is the face of the being who ruined my plans / I don't take such attacks lightly no We will provoke him make him suffer / How / Where's the nachitos |
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We haven't gotten any new shipments in for weeks / Sorry sir / You don't understand I need nachitos / Y you've got three bags with you s sir / Only three GAH |
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I've searched every store in Colorado There's no nachitos left / What am I going to do What What / I'm not barfing up any more buttpipe / I said we're not mentioning that again |
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'Kay Mike I want you to hit me and knock me out until nachitos are back / Slug me right in the noggiin 'kay / POW / Y y ya didn't h hit hard eno enough / Nope Just right |
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'Morning Joyce / Hiya / Today's my birthday I'm 21 today / Or so I'm told / Is that so We'll have to take you out to celebrate / Aw gee / We'll hit every pub in Denver / Cute What's a pub |
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Do ya wanna glass of juice while ah'm in the kitchen / No thanks Sal / Jason says we're drinking a whole lot tonight so I don't want to fill myself up early / Ah sense ignorance / I hope they have lemonade Yum |
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Bootleg nachitos |
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Off we go / What about the others / They're not of legal age / Legal age To do what / Do ya hear that screaming / It's my nachitos starved tummy crying out in pain |
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I can't believe you took me out to a bar / You're 21 It's a bloody tradition / What were you expecting / But drinking is EVIL / Ooga booga / Well it is |
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Mind Joyce that I brought you here as a gift At the very least you could go inside / I don't know / Bars aren't cesspools It's perfectly fine / Okay / Good / Let go of me |
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Yuh wunna look at my tattoo / N no thanks / I wuzzint askin / I see it I see it / No my other one / Jason Jaaason |
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Are you going to order anything / No / I know you have this irrational fear of anything adult but at least try something before you dismiss it / I'll have um some ale please / That's better / Ginger ale |
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Sal Walkerton we're home / Puppy / So Joyce how'd it go tonight / It was hic very hic fun / Didn't drink nothin' huh / Nope / I thought alcohol's supposed to make you fuglies look good |
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