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Hey Sal Yeah college is fine / We moved in all yesterday and now we're adjusting to life on campus / Yes Joe realises that there's a floor full of girls above us Why do you ask / Aiee / RSJ |
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Joe Get down from there / Awww / Joe you know very well that you shouldn't crawl up to the girls' floor an' mess around Don't you ever think of consequences / What are consequences / Oh nevermind |
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Ring / What the / Ugh Time to get up / Ha ha Not me My first class is at 2 30 Ha ha / What / POW / BANG / PUNCH / WHAP / Hello boys I'm your R.A. / Uh oh |
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If you do something wrong you answer to me If you make me mad I will make your life here heck / No messing around no making noise And absolutely no making fun of Star Trek / Do I make myself clear / Aye cap'n / I heard that |
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MATH / Well I'm off to my first class / Remember to look both ways before crossin' the street |
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Is this seat taken / Nope / Hi I'm Joyce / My name's Danny / I gotta tell ya I hate math / I don't mind it I've got a head for numbers / But it helps to have a good calculator |
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That wraps up the hour Although there's no assignment for today be sure to check the web for future assignments / Class is dismissed / See ya later Joyce / Well I'm glad I'm not draggin' anything home from this class |
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Who's the girl / What / SLAM / Ack / New chick / You know that I wouldn't do this behind Sal's back / All I know is that it's only a week and you've got a new girl already / My man is defending my honor / Womanizing jerk / Goody two shoes / PUNCH / POW |
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Danny this is really unnecessary / Well talk to the lady / Um Joyce can we talk / Sure honey / First off please don't call me honey Second I've already got a girlfriend / I know me |
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You don't understand Joyce I've got a girlfriend back at home in high school / She's there I'm here / Joyce please / She's my best friend she's smart she's / RING / She's on the phone |
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Hi Sal We were just um talking about you / Oh nothing Huh Yeah I've met some new people / No nobody important / What / What has that wench DONE to you / Listen here you good for nothing TRAMP Get your meat hooks off my Danny / Oh dear |
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Joyce give me the phone / Hello / Joe could you do something perhaps / Right First I'll call up some more girls then find some jello |
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Give me the phone / POW / Where'd you learn to fight so well / I've got five older brothers You tell me |
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I give up You can have the phone I don't care anymore / sniff / I do it every single time I find a guy I like hunt him down and smother him to death I'm so STUPID / You hate me / NOW she gets it |
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WAHHHHH Nobody likes me / Joyce don't talk like that You seem to be a rather nice person / When you're not psychotic / R Really / So why don't we put an end to this and go our separate ways / And end is good / Danny Hello Who's that girl / I knew this was too easy |
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So this girlfriend what's she like / Sal I can explain / Well he always seemed to like her combination of goofiness and common sense / Goofiness check / She was driven witty out going impulsive a little / Check check check / What are you doing / Keep going I'm rethinking my personality |
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Everything's okay with Sal now What a relief / CLICK / It's amazing how things change isn't it Joe A few years ago Sal an' I were wide eyed naive little kids Where did all that go / Syphoned right into her / Aw a bat guy How cute |
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Thanks for walking me back to my dorm Danny / Well it is dark / Aww you're being over protective |
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Well here we are / 'Bout time y'got back / CUTE / This is my roomie Sarah / Watch out she's real sarcastic / Yer not 'zactly snow white yerself sister |
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It's been fun Joyce but it's kinda late / I guess / Sure everything didn't work the way you wanted but we can still buddy around eh / Of course You'll get no lovestruck nonsense from me Danny / Bye / Slam / CUTE |
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Dan I've got someone to introduce you to / RSJ / Oh no / Just nod and smile nod and smile / Nice / They had a surplus at Ball State |
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Your move / Crown me / hop hop hop / WHAM / My move / You knew what I meant |
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They keep puttin' BCE after all the dates in this book What's up with that / BCE stands for Before Common Era It's a politically correct way to say Before Christ or B.C. / Really Oh my god / Which is another naughty word |
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Dan can you show me how to use the chat line / Sure / Just type what you want and be yourself / tap tappity tap / On the other hand / They had it coming |
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You T.P.'d our own room / Hey the other dorms were locked |
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Joe can I ask you for advice / You can count on me Dan / Well the other day I asked myself What's important in life / Friends I answered myself People you can depend on Am I right |
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It's obvious Joe can't help me but I still need advice / But I don't know anyone else that I could confide in / Hmmm / and so I asked myself / Do I know you |
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I forgot to introduce myself I'm Danny What's your name / My nick is Dark Power 451 But all my friends call me DP451 / Since you live out there you can call me Alex / Out there / You're standin' in it |
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Um Alex do you ever actually leave your computer / Why / How do you eat / Pizza for a Mr. Dark Power 451 / Put it next to the bed pan will you |
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So what are you doing now Alex / I'm hacking into the government's files Apparently some classified documents confirm the existence of alien life in the universe / You're kidding right / Hello E.T. |
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