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| itswalky.com/d/20040903.html | Halt / By force if necessary / Tonight my purpose is fulfilled / Great Where've you been cheesy / Where have I been / Something does not compute / Something is wrong |
| itswalky.com/d/20040904.html | Inside the ruins of the SEMME complex / Hey humans I'm the Anti Head Alien Please don't shoot / I understand that Ms. Linda Walkerton sent for me / Then you came to the right place / Down here is where they decided to keep the Britja manipulated and the shellshocked / Among the suddenly useless you will find Linda... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040905.html | Head Alien / Anti Head Alien / Whatever / You sent for me / Yes I had And I'm sorry for wasting your time / You have the same memories as the original Head Alien all I wanted from you was information No I wanted reassurance That even though your pre dup lomaticked counterpart exploited our plan for these kids... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040906.html | Your strength is large but it is only a time aspect before we overpower you / These martians are correct My power is not enough It has diminished / For millennia I had planned I started with a purpose and that purpose shed its emotional ties leaving only the superior foundation of balance / But seeing faces... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040907.html | NO / This suit is a repository for souls a protective womb designed to keep life signatures from dissipating into nothing outside the haven of a body / Didn't expect a hitch hiker huh / You thought you'd rid yourself of me but I was here all along fighting my way to the surface / Forget your dreams Forget your... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040908.html | Hey martians / Sic 'em / Good boys / Hiding in shadows A being of myth Yet the Cheese had all this power at his fingertips Geez what a waste / Hrm / I was right though I can detect everything in this world except for the rod / Including you Sal |
| itswalky.com/d/20040909.html | Oh no you didn't / Joyce jetpack outta here / Not until you eject / I'll eject when y / urgh / you get outta here / gragh / Go / Oh my I feel strange / I / What's / Happening |
| itswalky.com/d/20040910.html | Y'know if you told me a few years ago that today I'd be in outer space on a martian mothership fighting off a horde of astronaut zombies I woulda called you a freakin' liar / I told you Joyce was abducted by aliens and you did call me a liar / Oh thanks for bringing that up again / Whiplash back to earth / Mike... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040911.html | Hey Monkey Boy catch / RUMBLE RUMBLE / Mess her up for me eh / Ahhhh / I gotta thank y'all for keeping that other me around / Sadly his mind and his wardrobe had to go / Oh and I'm not as dump as this may look / I'm still in the Cheese's body operating me from remote / Earth should know the true face of its eternal... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040912.html | You have the power to stop the martians / Stop them / I have the power to control them To maneuver their bodies about as I please / And when your control weakens they will target you first / What weakness I have ultimate power I can will success to happen / I simply cannot fail / You always fail And today the price... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040913.html | Walky / no / RRRRRRGGGH / This may seem bleak but with the Head Alien in control of the Cheese that actually helps our chances / Great it's Alan / Do you want to live or not / Live Ah want to win / The mindwiper has stopped the Cheese before but we don't have it here / So we'll need a similar electric current / Great... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040914.html | IloveyouIloveyouIloveyou IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIlove youpleasedon'tdieIloveyouIlove youIloveyouIloveyou / H hey could I like have a tourniquette or sumthin' I I I'm uneven / Yer all alone Head Alien even yer own troops ain't sidin' with you now / Eh Who needs them / Oh lordy lord Where is my giant robot monkey... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040915.html | Sal Go I'll handle Tony / But / I know I know I'm just a normal guy You're super powered Tony's super powered but the Head Alien is supernatural Neither of us will exactly be better off / So you think you can stop me / Bring it |
| itswalky.com/d/20040916.html | Help me Help me I can't stop the bleeding / W we could use a shirt o or or a belt or or or / No good His heart is too strong / Th then what if you what if you crushed it at the area With your superstrength / Dibs / Uh oh / KICK / Oh hey there Don't mind me / In retrospect Uh oh doesn't seem nearly profane enough |
| itswalky.com/d/20040917.html | It amuses me Sal to see you try / You do realize that's the only reason I haven't yet yanked your heart out of your chest with my mind right / You may have godlike powers Head Alien but you can still make mistakes / My judgement is finite but so is your stamina / KZAP / One step forward two steps back |
| itswalky.com/d/20040918.html | Here comes the ground / Tuck and roll / I'd at least like to die with dig / SPLUT / Drat Mutant icing I can't even survive with dignity / sigh / BLAM BLAM / I didn't want to do this but / Ah / If I live I should remember to apologize to Sal for giving her grief over having shot Tony in the heart |
| itswalky.com/d/20040919.html | That should do it / But but he still looks like he's in pain / I I'll feel better so l long as I can see your f face / S so what've I missed / Billie You've gotta find Robin She's got dark hair wears red She's got super speed I need her to stop Sal before she gets herself hurt / O okay / Mike you help her / I don't... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040920.html | I d didn't change my shirt Walky This is all my fault If only I if only the future / Joyce / Don't ever think this is your fault / This is the way things happened and that's just that It was my fault for putting that imaginary burden of responsibility on you This is just the way things have to happen It's... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040921.html | ZZZIIP / SKRRCH / That's enough Sal This ain't doin' nobody any good / Out of my way / Sal / Walky's lost an arm / He's hurt bad / Aw Dammit I wanted to spill the beans on that one |
| itswalky.com/d/20040922.html | Hello / Two sets of eyes / Try all you want You're stuck floating there / Obviously you've learned nothing How angry and vengeful you must be / After all these years / Pop quiz You know that machine going around picking up martian corpses / I've maneuvered it over your bestest pals Tony and Captain English Guy / Say... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040923.html | SMFFFSH / SPOOM / J J J J / Oh the irony I've 'sploded your boyfriends with the very means you'd have needed to revive them / Wait Is that irony Ehh I'll assume for the sake of drama / But do you see what I'm trying to learn ya / W why / Why / Stop trying to take credit for all the s# I throw in your life okay It's... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040924.html | This / This is it / I've set my internal schematics to the proper frequency / As soon as you release me I'll go intangible / Aw guess I took the fight out of you / You're no fun anymore / The Cheese won't be able to sense me until it's too late / And then if it works we've got just two chances / Well it's now or ne... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040925.html | BRZZZAAPP / H hey / Wait / No f fair / I didn't mean it |
| itswalky.com/d/20040926.html | Get behind me Joyce / The martians have been released from Head Alien's control The Cheese's body is vacant / S Sal Ah heh / Geez don't grit your teeth like that You'll tear the enamel / Uh / You can't / It's the only way / I'll do it I / You can't Joyce That's the thing You Mike the rest of SEMME Yer just pale copies... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040927.html | Whew / Sometimes / Joyce go / Run / No We die together / ya gotta take one for the team / GREEAIIE / Right in the back / How'd you know / Mmy fvrt dthhh |
| itswalky.com/d/20040928.html | No Joyce I'm serious about this You you've got to survive You gotta get outta here Do it for me okay Please Please promise me you'll survive / Promise me some day you'll be happy / I'm gonna miss your face / Youre beautiful face / I I / Every feature an' facet an' bump an' / Walky / No / urk / G'bye |
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| itswalky.com/d/20040930.html | Hey My arm's back / Oh Right / Hey twerp / Ruth / Don't noogie me I'm twenty four / Holy s# you're older than me / Walkerton |
| itswalky.com/d/20041001.html | Dina / Uh / If you're gonna hug all the dead people you'll be busy for a while / Where is this place / Purgatory / It is not / This experience is merely the byproduct of our brainwave's individual energy signatures bouncing off each other through the cosmos / The martians are able to retrieve these in combination... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041002.html | Alan is gone / After Walky an' ah were outted as abductees he told us we were special / He never told us why That bastard never told us anything / But now ah'm startin' to understand An' me ah've got nothin' left / Oh geez / Hey stupid He told you to run / I w was wrong / Seriously you guys piss me off Slack jawed... |
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