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| itswalky.com/d/20040804.html | So I'm small / I didn't say that / What other penis have you even seen to compare it with / Remember Canada / I was a boy then and / I peeked / Livewire |
| itswalky.com/d/20040805.html | So great you had a bigger ding ding than me / SSSHHHHHH / Geez do you want the whole store to hear / Well / hrmph / Maybe I just don't want to have sex with you tonight any more / Okay okay that's an obvious lie / But / Walky |
| itswalky.com/d/20040806.html | You're not Ben Affleck and I'm not Cindy Crawford / Piper Perabo / Piper Pera Anyway / We may be super people but we're not super people you know what I mean / Time / People / I love you and every single little part of you / er / Noob / You know what I mean / Teen / OMFG / LOL / Excuse me |
| itswalky.com/d/20040807.html | While it's moderately amusing to listen in on your engaging tale of transgendered love / W w w we we're not / Whatever / You're embarassin' me / What are you Fifteen sixteen / Yes / No / I've got an idea We got a few giant boxes of condoms in the cornder Buy one an' you won't have to go through this again for years / Cloe / That'll... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040808.html | I keep thinking to myself damn that thing's huge but then I have to keep reminding myself that our size disparity is a good thing A planned thing / Hey we've reached orbit / Thank me / Martian scanners can detect technology of their own the size of a wristwatch from lightyears away But what about an earth... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040809.html | So what's this secret weapon / It's just a little something I picked up from / Do you hear that / Hey guys / What / I think we've got a stowaway / How We're in space / He'll be fine / Joe |
| itswalky.com/d/20040810.html | If we pull him in we'll have to drop our cloaking / Great Ultra Car / Right right fine / I've put a pressurized bubble around us / Got him / W w wow th this is the closest I I've been to a girl's crotch in 24 y years / Dammit he's okay |
| itswalky.com/d/20040811.html | What the hell are you doing here / Sp space f f final f frontier / Great Howard We had to suspend the cloaking for 15 seconds Chances are / chances are |
| itswalky.com/d/20040812.html | Denver / Which thing is this / You here is not we however you it is made of the parts of us / Acceptable these n'est not / One has never received any crime higher always against our people |
| itswalky.com/d/20040813.html | Heh Stupid martians forgot something / Geez I hope that turns out to be a running thing with them / I'm in a machine created out of the same stuff as theirs / If they can see I can see |
| itswalky.com/d/20040814.html | No / Don't hesitate / Fire |
| itswalky.com/d/20040815.html | Excellent They wish also do battle This is satisfy / SHEEEAKK |
| itswalky.com/d/20040816.html | holycrapholycrapholycrapholycrapholycrapholycrap / So now what / Ultra Car turn around We're still sticking to plan A / Wh what / Collision course set |
| itswalky.com/d/20040817.html | We're on a suicide mission / Hell no / Remember the Cheese He was able to make himself intangible / I got to poke around his head once and got an idea We're gonna go 80% intangible and f# up the mothership by driving through it / Sorta like Shadowcat / Who / Kitty Pryde / From the X Men / Nerd Nerd One of us One of... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040818.html | It's / working / VRRRCH / uh oh / VRP / CLANK |
| itswalky.com/d/20040819.html | That's what I get for not testing it first / Oh my god / Ohmygod ohmygod / I'm in space I'm lost in some crazy place that's not earth / Oh quit panicking / We've got plenty of time before they even find us here |
| itswalky.com/d/20040820.html | Zombies |
| itswalky.com/d/20040821.html | SHOOP / FLIP / oof / Let's scram / That's an idea / I think we just found some of U.S.S. Destiny's crew / Oh good / Great news everyone |
| itswalky.com/d/20040822.html | This place looks familiar / That's because we're inside the Destiny inside the martian mothercraft / They consumed the whole thing / Minds and all / Do you think it's some kind of remote mind control / We've got astronaut zombies chasing us after all / Maybe / Earth / Holy crap / What's going on down there / Looks like... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040823.html | PLOP / Get Anti Head Alien to Big Boss I'm done here / Done / You're leaving us in battle / I've got four dead friends / An' the martians are back / I'm gonna find a resurrection chamber or die trying |
| itswalky.com/d/20040824.html | gnn / CRUNCH / RIP / h nuh / Inside i it's a martian / Kill or be killed / Picture a future with Joyce / An' fight for it |
| itswalky.com/d/20040825.html | Walky / Bro / Ah will not allow you to die / A promise is a promise / Ah will deny the self for an objective good / A sacrifice / But / Ain't that 'xactly what ah promised myself ah'd never do again |
| itswalky.com/d/20040826.html | For your information Sal's disappeared behind layers of smoke / Charming / It's just like her to push me away with that Tony comment and split / Yeah why can't it be like the good ol' days when she told you jack s# |
| itswalky.com/d/20040827.html | I can count the enemies This trial is not insurmountable / The enemies are spread thinly across the world / And we've got the air force two miles away according to my radar / We can do this / Wait / That's not the air force |
| itswalky.com/d/20040828.html | AAA |
| itswalky.com/d/20040829.html | SPRROOO / BOOOOM |
| itswalky.com/d/20040830.html | Ah heh / I'd like to think I had that planned out all along / I I didn't really want to lose the mech so soon / but when they started swarming me I bet they didn't expect the self destruct / Round one goes to me / Round two / Oh hey wow The rest are coming back already / A and I'm outta eject buttons |
| itswalky.com/d/20040831.html | Walky / Hey beautiful Need a lift / Yeah thanks / They're not so big |
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| itswalky.com/d/20040902.html | Do you know why we ain't dead yet Jason Remember their tech can't target their own / An' most of us here have varying amounts of martian DNA / Aw f# / That means ah can't even hijack this thing an' use it against 'em / So ah guess that's their answer The infantry / 'Bout three million zillion of them / Ah hope someone... |
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