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| itswalky.com/d/20040605.html | Grunt / You want me you got me / GRIP / Sal Sal antidote Sal Sal Sal / SLAM / Workin' on it / Eenie meenie miney mo |
| itswalky.com/d/20040606.html | I can hear the gunshots and fire My friends are dying / Miss the air force will be here in a few seconds There's no reason for you to risk your own neck / 'Sides this ain't your job any more / Is it better to fight and die or live with the knowledge that I ran abandoned my comrades / No I've had it with running... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040607.html | Dammit He's extra tough Bullets ain't penetrating his skin all the way / Tony you help Sal hold down Beef I can handle Jim on my own / Let's pray that antidote dart is sharp enough / Jim you can be shot and you're unarmed Don't move / gnnn |
| itswalky.com/d/20040608.html | He's dead / I hate to think like this but with Dina gone Joe elsewhere the science team deffunct / we needed Doc alive It may now be up to Marcie and Rachel if they've survived / Hey hey guys is this it / No / God dammit |
| itswalky.com/d/20040609.html | I keep forgetting that I'm the only one without super powers here Taking on Jim was pretty dim of me / Yet a promise is a promise / Let's hope this is one of those ceiling fan things and not one of those airplane propeller things / POW |
| itswalky.com/d/20040610.html | Heh Beef after all this is over maybe we'll actually get along since we'll have something in common / Y'know the whole homicidal programmin' thing / Too soon huh |
| itswalky.com/d/20040611.html | rrrk / KICK / WHAM / Aim / Visualize the target as Mary's skull / and I can't miss |
| itswalky.com/d/20040612.html | thunk / ohhh / Go help hold him still Hurry / akk / Hey handgun chick I'm gonna toss you this dartgun / B but I'd hafta set one down |
| itswalky.com/d/20040613.html | Aw geez what was I doing / They've got him / Now Guns / Got him Right / BANG / That was easy |
| itswalky.com/d/20040614.html | SMASH / Morons |
| itswalky.com/d/20040615.html | Thanks Steven I think that gave them the idea / grunt / You see Beef was never messed with at all / Like Sal at first he came willingly / No reconditioning no persuasion no brainwashing The neglected Walkerton boy was just disgruntled / All thanks to you Mrs. W. / You and your star daughter and son / Your favorites / You... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040616.html | Aw Sal it's your old jacket / The one Beef's mother gave you / The one you abandoned on her grave / Just as you abandoned them / And Beef / And Danny / And Tony / And us / It's so convenient to forget isn't it / Beef Anti Joyce The Martians Our destiny / No matter how far you run how far you've come how much you've changed / It... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040617.html | Twenty seven years ago we transformed you from Linda Mitchell the secret agent to Linda Walkerton our unwitting pawn / We wanted the martians out of the way And my father had but to kill one man / You were killed You were recreated You now had martian DNA / And with that you could use the power booster rod / With... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040618.html | She's right I went to the Head Alien / We tried to duplicate your DNA qualities in hundreds of children we abducted / And with his help I hid one of you away / It's all resulted in this / To fish you all out Jason's father created SEMME / Eventually he was able to pull some strings and put her in charge / The only... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040619.html | So who's the traitor now / Join me / Everything you knew was wrong Join Beef with me It's the only way / Even against the ugly world and imposible odds / I will not doubt / I will never surrender / sigh |
| itswalky.com/d/20040620.html | Argh Joyce / You're not used to people being stronger than you / Sal Jason This isn't going to be that easy / Great they're trying anyway / Joyce / My mom did all this She / No stupid focus Figger out if I hate mom later Right now decide if those visions are real 'cuz that determines how quick I gotta be / 'Cuz if... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040621.html | urk / uf / eep / Beef no matter what you've done I consider you family Just as when Sal went wrong I refuse to fight you / Unless it comes between my friends' lives and yours / Can we talk about this / Linda Walkerton would you mind saying a few words about how you're feeling about all this / Yeah I know it's rude... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040622.html | Goodbye love I'm going to kill you cut you to pieces and f# you in whichever order / Let's make it a surprise for both of us / You two get out of here This isn't going to be a safe place to be / I have the least emotional attachments to Beef out of all of you / But not by much / KICK / grunt / Wait / I am a soldier... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040623.html | That eyepatch is my father's / You killed him didn't you / Sorry bro It was either him or m / SLAM |
| itswalky.com/d/20040624.html | Such power / When ah first met him ah was in awe / Like Danny a rock but in mind an' form / But now ah see too much of myself in him / He's scary jus' like ah am / He hides his fears jus' like ah do / Physically strong yes But underneath / Tony wasn't Danny at all / Ah wanted a way out of the madness not a fellow captive / Ah... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040625.html | Aw crap Jason / If you created SEMME why would you set us up to be dismantled / That's for me to know and for you to find out too late / Hey Patch Madam leave my friend alone / Ah'll let you in on a secret Yer lil' brainwash commands don't work on me no more / If ah can nearly destroy a continent ah can make short... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040626.html | I pause It's too familiar / I can't finish him / This is the right thing to do This is the only thing to do Beef is a traitor A murderer And he is unrepentant / Yet there was one night one time I thought the same of my mother / I was so sure / But that was just mindtricks A failsafe left behind by the Head Alien / I... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040627.html | grunt / BANG / Bastard / Beef |
| itswalky.com/d/20040628.html | BAM / You ffff# t t traitor Ffff you / BANG BANG / M Mandy Gra Grace / I I I I / Well looky here / Y'know / Ah don't use guns much Ah prefer fists an' feet / BIFF / Makes it much more personal / But lady ah want nothin' to do with you |
| itswalky.com/d/20040629.html | Buhbye Penny / Sal / CLICK CLICK CLICK / Now Jason / No / BANG BANG BANG |
| itswalky.com/d/20040630.html | BANG / SPLUT / CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK |
| itswalky.com/d/20040701.html | sigh / Is your arm all right / Ah'll be fine / Let me see / You know I was trying to get more information out of Penny / So / So now she's dead Now we won't know / Maybe if you'd just tell me things okay Jason / I thought perhaps you'd trust me enough to figure it out / Sometimes y'need to just say it / I love you / Y Okay... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040702.html | Y ya know what Ah think ah think Daisy needs attention more than ah do / Beef was sick but he was a lil' right Ah'm tired of the universe bein' about Walky an' me / C'mon Jason / You A group hug / Heh heh heh / Oh come on You're doing this just to / My father clearly should have come to a universe that was about... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040703.html | I / just wanted / to save the world / Daisy ah know we've had our d diff'rences but ah / You never killed anybody / Not fer lack of tryin' Ah jus' got lucky 'kay It's the principle of the thing / Where's the Cheese / Alan |
| itswalky.com/d/20040704.html | After all the events of the past 24 hours the Cheese would have appeared Something is not right / The martians are almost in earth orbit / They're here / Okay This is what I'm afraid they'll do They're going after who they will determine to be responsible for killing thousands of their people Penny was counting... |
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