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itswalky.com/d/20040406.html Here we gotta put on those non SEMME shirts we bought / Man I remember when I first got this stripe I was so dang proud of it I'd accomplished something and I don't know if I can let go / Walky tonight Taco Bell refused us service / Well out with the old
itswalky.com/d/20040407.html So are you gonna put on your new shirt / I dunno if I'm ready / A few hours ago I had a job responsibilities a purpose a future / Oh c'mon You've never had any trouble shirking responsibilities / Yeah and then you domesticated me / Did you forget to shave this morning
itswalky.com/d/20040408.html By the way thanks for sticking up for me in O'Ryan's office / It meant a lot to me / You shouldn't have to thank me Life is finite And I'd thought for the longest time that I could protect you and you'd be safe from evil As long as I'd try But Dina and other things proved me wrong / And I lost hope / But maybe...
itswalky.com/d/20040409.html Agh / it's been so long since we've been able to just sit and relax / Yeah / Absolutely nothing to do / Nope / The future is ours / We should get married
itswalky.com/d/20040410.html C'mon it'll be awesome We can run away like a good young boy and girl an' get married / Yes / An' hide far far away
 
itswalky.com/d/20040411.html That was the worst proposal ever wasn't it / It was fine / No no wait / Joyce Brown it is with great honor an' stuff that I humbly ask if you totally wanna be Mrs. Joyce Walkerton or the hyphenated last name equivalent of your choice / Don't move / A chicken ring That's just plain wrong / Yeah I know It's not exactly...
itswalky.com/d/20040412.html Pharmacy / Hrgh Empty parking lot / I thought she said midnight I could have sworn she said midnight Either she's late or Man did I send Walky that e mail for nothing / Wait is that / YOU / SEMME
itswalky.com/d/20040413.html hee hee / We're gonna get married / hee hee hee / hee hee hee smooch hee smooch hee hee smooch hee hee hee / Wha
itswalky.com/d/20040414.html Roger tower I'm going in / hee hee hee hee hee
itswalky.com/d/20040415.html 15 seconds later / We'll get better at that right / Hey we've got all night / Ow / S Sal Jason Linda We're under attack / Durr / Why
 
itswalky.com/d/20040416.html So uh / Yeah / Supergirl79 / The Mechanic / Supermarket checkout chick / Supersexist jerk customer / We aren't packed up yet / Catch Tony
itswalky.com/d/20040417.html You're a tech geek / You're sensitive / But but you were keeping your job a secret / Of course I did I work at the freakin' grocery store Me / With my degree / I guess we're not what we were expecting / Yeah I was expecting a lot fatter / Boobs are 'bout right through / Hate / They've come for us
itswalky.com/d/20040418.html thumpasprung / We're getting complaints / W what should we do / Welcome to / Rates / Go up and ask them to stop / I'm not doing that / You saw 'em They had the stripes / And you know what that means / What what like Man of Steel Woman of Kleenex / No laughing boy think / thumpa / sprung / Man of Steel Woman of Steel Bed of Kleenex / whew / Joyce / The...
itswalky.com/d/20040419.html Sorry this isn't what I was expecting / What did you think I was / I've heard of people turning into assholes when they're safe behind anonymity but you're the reverse I know how you really act in public / Don't talk to me / Ever again / But / Not so fast sunshine / Big B er Mrs. Walkerton what's going on / Jim Beef...
itswalky.com/d/20040420.html You don't deserve Joe you old harpie / So you've judged Joe by a few minutes of behavior that's great You know what if I do the same you're just some dumb grocery clerk Ain't nothin' special Give him a damn chance / Joe can't help it if he's not as socially acclimated as us / Are those sub sandwiches in your...
 
itswalky.com/d/20040421.html Yo get a hold of yourself Joe or she'll think we're both horrible freaks / Well 'parently I can't appeal to yer sense of pity so I'm gonna hafta appeal to your sense of jealousy / Um Where is it / Robin / I can't / Maybe we should stop while I'm ahead / Whoa now I found it / Mike Agatha everyone up and out
itswalky.com/d/20040422.html So this is one of your wacky friends you talked about / Uh yeah / Did I tell you about when we went to see Robo Vac / You went to see that / Damn none of my friends would see that with me / Dude I told you Robo Vac is my bible / Even the clone saga / I will destroy you / And now my work complete I shall perform a strategic...
itswalky.com/d/20040423.html Hey where'd your friend go / Looks like she left / You've got devoted friends / Surprisingly devoted You know I think she might be well / Naw she was completely altruistic / OW / Chirp Chirp Tweet / Y'all got somewhere to be / We're under attack / Nobody ever tells me things
itswalky.com/d/20040424.html Hey Robin / Yo / Why'd you run away I didn't get a chance to thank you / Sorry / Wanna come down / No / We're gonna go hit that coffee house on 23rd If you see Walky tell him to check his email / Thanks / Good luck / Wait
itswalky.com/d/20040425.html 10 am / SNNNKKXX
 
itswalky.com/d/20040426.html You awake / Yeah / How do you feel / Well in hindsight I wish we'd left a more cushier surface unscathed / You're cushy / So I see no reason we have to move / Okay / Boobies on chest or being able to feel my arm The answer is simple
itswalky.com/d/20040427.html How do you feel Y'know about last night / In spite of everything I feel so so good / It's mind boggling This is what I'd been scared of for so long I killed myself to hide from this / I was just us together There wasn't a single wrong thing with what we did I feel better than I ever have in my whole life / Not...
itswalky.com/d/20040428.html Oh well up an' at 'em / yawn / gasp / I think this is a whole new chapter for us We're unstoppable We're bonded at the most intimate level / Nothing can ever separate us again Witness the glory of the power of love / Maybe if you repeat that downstairs they won't make us pay for the bed / And the floor / And the chair / And...
itswalky.com/d/20040429.html I s'pose this'll do for a while / I see on tv a lot where the girl wears the guy's shirt on the morning after So I guess this is what's traditional or something I wonder why / Oh / Trojans
itswalky.com/d/20040430.html Hold your horses Walky we've been at this nonstop for hours / It's a good thing we didn't go ahead with the hanky panky when you were squad leader we'd never get anything done ever again Our productivity's in the toilet / Aw / Well what do we have to do today / Get showered
 
itswalky.com/d/20040501.html Just got off the phone with my mother I told her we were getting married and we spent all night in repeated dinky slinky relations / Uh are we in trouble / She immediately wired us $5000 / Oh right I forgot she's fiendin' for grandchildren / Yyyep / Too bad we y'know use contrathingers / I'll just tell mom that...
itswalky.com/d/20040502.html Premarital hanky panky / So It's not anything interesting / This is all your fault Satan Saaaaatan / Me You're the one who made it all dumb and romantic / Will you girls pipe down / Sorry / Sorry / I'm trying to enjoy this / Aw hell maybe we'll both learn something / I make lots of weird faces
itswalky.com/d/20040503.html All right the room's all paid for We've got $1500 left / What next / Well we'll need jobs of course and a place to live Preferably not in the city if we can manage / Well uh neither of us got anything past high school Do we got any marketable skills / I can fly / So washing windows / The building's unstable ma'am / Aye / Time...
itswalky.com/d/20040504.html Do you think our friends will be okay / Of of course / SEMME's disbanded They don't have to fight any more Of course they'll be fine / What if they need us / We're making our own future now They'll have to make do without us / I hope they do / Is everyone okay / Daisy Why / You will do as I say / Marcie Delta 8
itswalky.com/d/20040505.html So do you think we can uh keep the second hotel room in good condition tonight / Hey / Thank heavens I found you / Sarah / Agh I spent two hours trying to hunt you down an' finally this hotel / wait what the hell do I hafta do to you before you stop smiling every time I see you / Daisy put down the gun nice and...
 

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