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| itswalky.com/d/20030908.html | Wait |
| itswalky.com/d/20030909.html | Yeah / How are you feeling / Better I think What are you praying for / Hope And that you'd lift up your shirt / Why my / Tickle attack |
| itswalky.com/d/20030910.html | What was that for / I miss your smile / So god ain't gonna be mad at me for interruptin' your chat with him / God's there forever / But on earth every moment counts / Yeah / It does |
| itswalky.com/d/20030911.html | So so does this mean we're back to normal / Yes / I've had lots to think about and Dina obviously meant a lot to you But I don't think either of us want to deal with all this alone That's why we have each other / Besides I'm not any stranger to rage Of all people you know I'm not perfect / Well yeah but I changed... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030912.html | You need to have a good talk with Mike / Yeah An' Tony / Tony Why / I dropped Sal's dead parents on his father / Maybe you should add Sal to your list too / I swear SEMME can't take me anywhere |
| itswalky.com/d/20030913.html | I guess I should go take care of all that right now / It'll be fine No matter what I'll be here for you / No matter what |
| itswalky.com/d/20030914.html | I don't want to do this anymore / I remember when we were at the funeral And the casket was closed There was nothing inside / There wasn't anything to say I'm sorry to / There will never be any real goodbye / And I realized it must have been that way for both of us Even if you won't ever admit to it / I'm so horrible... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030915.html | Hello What's with the headphones / Oh I see You're off to do something naughty and don't want any brainwashing codewords to stop you / Well we'll see what you're up to after I / Country music Quick I need soap and hot water |
| itswalky.com/d/20030916.html | Ah'm a gonna see Danny 'fore we leave town 'gain whether you like it or not / An' there ain't nothin' you can do to stop me Ah need to do this Do you understand / Well you're right I can't stop you Go right on ahead |
| itswalky.com/d/20030917.html | All right ah'm here My hair's brushed check Gloves put away check Lipstick not attempted check / Usin' the door like a normal person check Waitin' politely check / Phonin' ahead file away for use in the future |
| itswalky.com/d/20030918.html | When the sky lit up last week I knew you'd come I've been waiting for this moment / I've spent months taking martial arts and self defense classes and here you are dropped right in my lap / Y you must be Billie / Sure You might be able to lift a car / But never underestimate a woman willing to die to keep the... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030919.html | BAM / Wait Hold / POW / My pants suddenly got tight and I have no idea why / Never touch me |
| itswalky.com/d/20030920.html | So you're too damn kind to fight back Cruel enough to try to steal away my boyfriend but won't attack me to my #n' face Satisfy me / If ah fight back ah'll hurt you / You've already hurt me more than you could ever possibly dream convict / Don't preach to me 'bout hurt rich girl |
| itswalky.com/d/20030921.html | You really want to make a go at it little Miss Mansion Fine have a small taste / Jus' nuff to put the fear o' god into ya / PUNT / WHAAMM / Did I mention who taught me to fight when I was a kid / Oh yeah / Your brother / Ah'll have to thank him later / With a brick |
| itswalky.com/d/20030922.html | Y'know forget all that junk 'bout not wantin' to hurt nobody / Bring it on hick / HAI / Ahh yer qui / kt / Jus' realized For the first time in years / this is a completely on purpose selfish act It's been a while since ah've had fun |
| itswalky.com/d/20030923.html | YEE AAAGH / Uff / Hey y'know in some stores y'gotta pay extra to get shirts that look like that / I wasn't aware they had fashion in Alabama |
| itswalky.com/d/20030924.html | Now ah gotcha / Off me / We can / do this / all day / Then / oof / stop / fightin' like a girl / You would think that's an insult sociopath |
| itswalky.com/d/20030925.html | Damn girl jus' won't relent / Uaghh / Folks're always tellin' me to use the door / A are you done yet This ain't fun no more / N no / I'm g gonna f fight you 'til either you promise to l leave his life forever or y you kill me |
| itswalky.com/d/20030926.html | Billie that's crazy talk An' ah should know / koff koff / Yer obviously spent You can barely walk Ah jus' hit you with a door Yer bleedin' all over who knows where / You got no chance to beat me Ah've got DNA from space Ah ain't even broke a dang sweat Fer the love o' pete jus' give up / POW |
| itswalky.com/d/20030927.html | Motherffff god damn / Whoa ah gotcha Let's get you inside Do you got Danny's number / He can get / WHAP / Ah'd say something inspirational 'bout the human spirit but you're really just pissin' me off |
| itswalky.com/d/20030928.html | Do you need another icepack Billie / No I'm feeling much better thank you An' thanks for rushing home from work / Honey the next time a thief tries to break in just call the police okay / Danny when someone tries to take everything we have I'm gonna kick their damn ass / But look at you / You worry me sometimes... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030929.html | You're back early / Shut up / What the hell was ah frickin' doin' He's got a whole big normal life an' he don't need me in it screwin' it all up / It's no damn fair He's the only person ah love in the whole world an' he's already got everything This is the worst night ever / It couldn't have been that dreadful... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030930.html | Who am ah kiddin' tryin' to be normal Ah try to do it fer one night an' ah end up wrasslin' like ah always do / It's all just a damn act Ah'm jus' plain foolin' myself Look at me ah'm foldin' a damn sweater / HYAH / I didn't think it physically possible to dent a wall with a sweater |
| itswalky.com/d/20031001.html | Ah'm always gonna be stuck bein' alone an' diff'rent from everyone else / Don't you know how that feels / I was born tardy into a dimension hopping organization moments after stepping into this universe's earth My soul belonged to this dimension The Cheese could detect me I was worthless to my friends my... |
| itswalky.com/d/20031002.html | Jason ahm sorry / Don't worry about it / Seeing Penny again reminded me of how much time I wasted trying to help her and how futile it all inevitably was and how I'm repeating it all over again with you / Jason yer right Am' sorry Ah really truly am Don't leave me / I'm sorry as well Sal But I'm just too tired... |
| itswalky.com/d/20031003.html | Jason's actin' like such a girl Ah 'xpect Joyce to pull the ol' whine an' run maybe Walky but Jason Damn / This can't be too serious Ah'll jus' wait for him to cool off an' then try to apologize again / Oh hell ah'll jus' go find him in the bar downstairs / Sir Video Game of Dubious Entertainment Value I'd... |
| itswalky.com/d/20031004.html | Thought you'd find me here / Yeah / Does it bother you / That my father is an evil overlord from another dimension / Possibly / Look ah promise not to go an' monopolize all the emotions from now on 'kay Ah know ah'm a fixer upper / Let's be friends again / As much as ah could wanna be friends with someone who scores... |
| itswalky.com/d/20031005.html | There Are we all suited up to go / Yep S'good to be stylin' my way again London here we come / Godspeed / Shouldn't we get in the car / Dammit ya ruined our moment / What / You can't get into a car dramatically / I suppose you were planning on staring down London until it journeyed to us hmm |
| itswalky.com/d/20031006.html | And so I talked to this girl on the internet again I dunno man I / Her / Tiny / Godwin's Law / Joe / What / No no dude We just talk about dumb normal things I ain't in love or anythin' I swear I dunno what she even looks like / See Hey baby My favorite passtime is spelunking an' I wanna put my six inch stalactite... |
| itswalky.com/d/20031007.html | So you really talk to this online girl often / Yes but it's not all luvvy duvvy or anything Geez / Joe remember years ago when you told Danny and I that we were in denial and that we only insulted each other to camouflage our real feelings / You're doing that now / Billie I haven't insulted you once today / Not... |
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