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| itswalky.com/d/20030809.html | WHUMP / Hm That was easier than I'd thought / So who else here is completely retarded |
| itswalky.com/d/20030810.html | How did Doc put it / Oh right / Now that he's out of the way / All right Who saw this coming A show of hands / The human mind is kinda like a video tape The more you erase it the less stable it becomes / Single file please / Pretty soon you won't be able to erase it at all / I figger my mind's been wiped a few zillion... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030811.html | I gotta fight back I can't lose my focus / I've fought so hard to be useful fought so hard to not just be a flake I've forced myself to be so much better than Sal I can't stand her I refuse to go to pieces anymore / I slipped / But it's not fair I can't dwell on this anymore right at this very moment but / For... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030812.html | The only advantage you had over us was surprise And now that's ours / Nonsense We still have overwhelming number superiority / BZZZAT / We have years of recon You have nothing / Really huh I wonder where Jason is |
| itswalky.com/d/20030813.html | KBOOM / Find out what scares 'em huh bro / Hey Miss Blabbermouth Ah got somethin' here for ya / Jason Toss it to Joyce / Yikes / Light up the sky |
| itswalky.com/d/20030814.html | He's yellow / He's yellow What does that mean Is it anything bad If it isn't bad then why does he look worried too / I can feel everything The mountains outside Traffic Danny's hair / When Sal used this Danny didn't turn yellow He was the only one / But Walky's yellow |
| itswalky.com/d/20030815.html | BAMPF / Who tests my patience / Th the / Hey don't budge Maybe his vision is based on movement / The stench of death / Familiar / But something here is not / Senses / Intruders / He's yellow I can feel him He remembers us / No not us A feeling An appearance / A memory / I claim right of salvage |
| itswalky.com/d/20030816.html | Um the boss is totally going to kill you / No / I / Jason Ya got a clear shot / Shoot the men he's captured and get yourselves the hell out of here / Lab / NO / Let them go home Their boss will deal with them / Who are you the Head Alien / So you're banking on them receiving a fate worse than death huh / Yeah Like bein'... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030817.html | Um I'll put it down now / Yeah nice an' easy / ahem / Mr. Wanderer My name is Jason / Speak / I apologize for our use of the power booster rod / These dimension hoppers have been disturbing the balance and we knew no other way of contacting you / How 'bout a Cheese Signal / You abductees surprise me Very well Jason / But... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030818.html | And so that's what happened / Yes By the time we got there Dina had already gone She'd taken the bomb upstairs to keep it away from Joe and Doc best I could tell / I'm sorry / I should really thank you for bringing this big mess to us If you hadn't done all this I Tell me why I shouldn't just turn you in / Big... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030819.html | So Big Boss is letting us continue to spy on my father's organization / Unofficially I'd imagine / Yes / The rest of you I think she wants to get some rest She'll decide on what to do by morning / It's just as well I haven't talked to Walky about it yet but I have a feeling our weekend is postponed / Indefinitely... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030820.html | I need to speak with Walky / Go ahead I'm afraid of what I'd say / Are you okay / I'm perfectly perfectly fine / Oh Sal this is all my fault / Ah'm sure it's / God is punishing me / Have you not had enough fistfights yet today |
| itswalky.com/d/20030821.html | Tyrannosaurus rex |
| itswalky.com/d/20030822.html | I thought you might be here / H hi Jason / Whoa Jason This boy's got a lot of issues on his plate right now Better approach him with tact and candor / Tact candor and / brevity / Well good luck |
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| itswalky.com/d/20030824.html | London / Penny Is that you / Yes sir / I haven't heard from you in a while I trust your raid went as planned / Yes Of course I know the penalty for failure / Glad to hear my son didn't give you too much trouble / Any loose ends / Not anymore / BLAM |
| itswalky.com/d/20030825.html | So out of squad 128 you two are the only agents available / Is that right / Yes ma'am Alan's busy fixing Joe and Tony an' Mike's stuck in the / y'know / The hospital / That reminds me Beef and squad 135 are okay They left London with no problems / Daisy says nothing happened / At all / Yeah I think something's fishy... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030826.html | Walky you're still in charge / What / What / But I'm moving Mike to another squad Switching places with him will be Robin Desanto from squad 82 / Ms. Eables will you please send Robin in / You rang / NNNYEAAIEE |
| itswalky.com/d/20030827.html | Robin Have any words / Fo' shizzle / buh / Like Walky when's the last time you dressed yourself Totally nineties style / Possibly eighties / Let's go fix that / W / Her abductee power is catalyzed with the consumption of lots and lots of sugar / I didn't think anyone could smell like skittles |
| itswalky.com/d/20030828.html | Big Boss I I don't think Walky's maybe he's / People will talk / Sending Mike away just doesn't seem like a punishment to me / I know I understand I'm ready for that But I simply can't I've coddled him his entire life and I'm playing catch up now Thats my fault He has to he must learn to do this / There are... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030829.html | When David and Sally were born I separated them With a little help I switched Sal with a boy from the next bassinet over Walters / You see you always want what you can't have the most Don't you ever tell her this but I sent Sal away so they would pay more attention to her / She was a decoy / Because the boy... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030830.html | For the longest time I tried to keep him innocent I held him back and now I'm paying for it He has to be forced into the role now I was too scared / With Robin squad 128 is now the best team possible Tony is strong but a ticking bomb Walky can handle that And I need you to make usre Walky stays okay You... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030831.html | Aaaaaand this is what hip young males 're wearin' these days / Ya gotcher designer tees yer hoodies yer muscle shirts / not that I recommend that last option / Crap I'm sorry / I really don't mean to insult you it's just that I'm really freakin' nervous / It's crazy / Squad 128 is the best there is You guys get... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030901.html | Lights on Mike Don't kill me / Agh / My brain's all fuzzy / I know my mind was wiped yesterday but you used to not be a girl |
| itswalky.com/d/20030902.html | So I get home last night from the lab and instead of Mike I find this girl Fine whatever Obviously Dina had a bigger effect on me than I'd thought and I was hallucinating So I ignored her and went to bed / It all worked out when I got up in the morning and the girl was gone So I disregarded my weird experience... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030903.html | Are you having trouble with your computer / Yeah It's a little confusing / Okay select the third menu Go down Go down Now get that one Now go down Down again Now hit the one right there No there / Eh / I was never good at RPG games / This is Windows XP |
| itswalky.com/d/20030904.html | Walky / Whoa whoa It's just me Tony / Look this new Robin girl is driving us all up the wall She's unpredictable vapid out of control and completely and impossibly annoying / Since you're the expert on that why don't you fix it / Now I know how Jason feels |
| itswalky.com/d/20030905.html | Okay I understand Robin is driving all of you crazy / I wouldn't joe her up if she was the last girl on earth / Thanks Joe Well knowing what I know about hyperactive people I think I might be able to solve this Goofy people just want your attention They respond to seriousness with wackiness / But if someone... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030906.html | Are you sure about this Walky erton / I'm sure Don't let me out of this chair until you've sugared me up completely I gotta be 100% zany / X TREEM / sugar / It's the only way to get Robin to settle down / You could y'know ask me |
| itswalky.com/d/20030907.html | I always used to think your squad was so awesome Everyone else seems to think you're horrible but I knew it couldn't be true / Now I don't know what to think / Whoops look A candy bar / Woo / Quick thinking / I'm used to dealing with short attention spans / Man I wonder what the rest of her squad must have been... |
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