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| itswalky.com/d/20030710.html | BZZAAP / Mindwiped / Wait I / I I didn't let that happen on purpose |
| itswalky.com/d/20030711.html | Team Delta says they've destroyed the offsite backup file stations and disposed of any CDs in the apartments of the old man and the girl / Fantastic Time to set up them the bomb then / God I hate you / I've wiped most of the last few days from these guys' memories Now if only we can find that girl / beep beep... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030712.html | Look we'll just wipe a few days off you and then plant this bomb on central mainframe / But that bomb It'll destroy all our research You can't / All my work / Hey kid don't take it personally It's just a bunch of science |
| itswalky.com/d/20030713.html | Consider that a favor / Allow us to wipe your remaining men We'll leave and your secret remains intact / After all we're instructed not to harm you / Harm me / I stopped Year Zero / I whoop the Head Alien's butt on a regular basis / I've stopped even Sal / I'll stop you / Stop treating me like a little kid / I don't need... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030714.html | Sorry I don't have time for this We'll just have to shoot you / No / Nononono The bomb just activated I I don't know how to stop it from going off If I don't find a safe place for it / The glass steel test chamber |
| itswalky.com/d/20030715.html | Got to got to make it up the stairs / Hey / Remember the code remember the code pull open door and / BLAM |
| itswalky.com/d/20030716.html | Hello / Oh hi Joyce We're just wrapping up here / No I / What Well I'm glad Jason's oka No we haven't checked the labs Why would / Dina / BLAM |
| itswalky.com/d/20030717.html | Nowhere to run e except / Eeep |
| itswalky.com/d/20030718.html | Dina you're a rational scientist Examine your options / I can't leave They'll kill me I can't stay the bomb will explode / I can try to run for it but they'll be able to get to the bomb / I can't throw the bomb out the door Professor and Joe are out there / Why did I have to accidentally set off the timer / You... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030719.html | Dina Dina Where are you Are you okay / I I'm sorry / Dina / This was the best I could do / KRSHAKKOW |
| itswalky.com/d/20030720.html | There's two more up there girls Shoot 'em up / Lab / You / You did this to her / You killed her / POW |
| itswalky.com/d/20030721.html | Hey should we y'know stop that or something / Hell no Maybe we'll luck out and Big Boss will waltz in / That's the only way she'd believe it / I say we got our own grudges to work out / They'll pay for Grace / You used her an' threw her away like old toilet paper / How many missions have you commanded Walky / Shut... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030722.html | Walky / Lab / Walkyyy / Hi my name's Joyce / What's yours |
| itswalky.com/d/20030723.html | My name's Walky today 'cuz my babysitter says so / Walky / She says I'm Walky 'cuz I keep calling Jennifer Billie an' it's not fair but I call Jenny a boy name 'cuz she's a girl an' I don't like girls / Why not / 'Cuz girls are full of spiders / EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE / Girls are awesome |
| itswalky.com/d/20030724.html | What are you doing / Gettin' out of here / Why / Attention deficit disorder / Oh okay / Wait what / Hey Take me with you / No way / You'd cramp my style / C'mon please please please please please please please please / Don't make me come up there |
| itswalky.com/d/20030725.html | Hey You kids What are you doing out of your restraints / I realize that you're at the age where you're starting to test boundaries with your authority figures but / I'm taller than you / Do you see these These are fists of rage / Hey no don't touch th / Bye cutie / Hey |
| itswalky.com/d/20030726.html | I think we got far enough away Walky / 'Kay sure / This place is familiar but but in a bad way I don't like it at all / I'm scared I want my big brothers I want somebody to hold me I want / Walky |
| itswalky.com/d/20030727.html | Stupid girls / She's taking too darn long to find me I'm supposed to run off she's supposed to follow and then when she gets close I'll yank her hair / That's just how it goes / She's havin' trouble with the following part / She's so much girlier than Billie I bet she likes tea parties and stupid teddy bears... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030728.html | Sir I can't hold her still and get him at the same time / Drat Where's my posse / They all claimed it was some Jewish holiday and left / Hey you Get back here I'll shoot I swear / Fine At least I've got a hostage hmm / Walky / Sir it's a Walkerton kid Are you crazy / Shut up Al He's just frickin' ten years old / No... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030729.html | Walky / I know you're out there David / Hello / Oh I'm sorry Your little girlfriend has a different name for you / Joyce / So Walky / No / Either you find your way back to me / Help me / or I'm going to be finding exactly how much voltage this electrochair generates / And I'm sure it's quite a bit / So / Please help me / I'm... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030730.html | I'm not a monster / I'm just a little boy / Oh hell / I'm a good little boy / I'm silly / I'm goofy / Electrochair / I like monkeys I play outside I never want to grow up |
| itswalky.com/d/20030731.html | Walky / I told you not to call me that |
| itswalky.com/d/20030801.html | Mike killed her He f f f freakin' killed Dina All he ever did was hate her An' now she's dead / She's what / Quit f#' standin' 'round an' get some help Mike needs it |
| itswalky.com/d/20030802.html | Have we gotten the lab secured / Yes'm / Awesome |
| itswalky.com/d/20030803.html | Get up Walky / Ah'm not gonna let you sit there an' let your life jus' fall apart / You feel kinda bad Yeah tough damn luck / You've got friends You've got a brother an' a sister an' a mom an' a dad You've got a girl who loves you / An' most importantly you've got a damn job to do Don't think all yer boohooin'... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030804.html | This has been fun SEMME but it's time to get down to business I've got the collateral and you've got minds I want erased / But you're ordered not to harm me / Meh Hurt mindwiped whatever I think you'll find that I give the orders around here / Well commander Walky ya better start thinkin' / Um |
| itswalky.com/d/20030805.html | You're in a room full of super powered buttkickers who will remember whatever you wipe from us eventually / There's no way you're cleaning this mess up It's impossible / Walky for the love of Pete play dumb / That would be true if we stopped at mindwiping you But we can brainwash any memory into you we desire... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030806.html | No Dina will not be forgotten I'll fight you until I die if I have to / Another fight What if another of you is caught in the crossfire / Are you risking the lives of your troops for her memory / Joyce / You're stronger than them Get out of this / Then lady how open are you to deals |
| itswalky.com/d/20030807.html | I've messed up / Everything that happened here was because of me / Just leave everyone here alone Let us remember / And take me instead Do whatever you want with me I'm yours / No |
| itswalky.com/d/20030808.html | W wait Walky n / It's not exactly what we came here for but I'm always for avoiding monotony / Aye You have a deal Flankman set your mindwiper to the complete setting / What the hell are you / Jason find out what they're scared of / BZZZAP |
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