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| itswalky.com/d/20030411.html | You've only been in SEMME half the time I have and look at all these friends you've made / I don't have any / Well you just gotta talk to somebody Let's go out to the lobby / So pick someone to talk to / I / Which one should I talk to / The point is for you to pick someone / Okay Which one do you think likes me Joe / You... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030412.html | So my plan is to wait here until someone talks to me so I know they like me / Sure it worked just great those last 20 years / Keep me posted / Hey how's it going / Hello nice weather yes hi |
| itswalky.com/d/20030413.html | Wait Walky I need to fix your hair / Well maybe if you'd stop playin' with it / It's poofy / I'll do it I got a comb / You have a comb Since when / Since I figgered squad commanders should fix their own dang hair / Or maybe you're just growin' up / Hello |
| itswalky.com/d/20030414.html | So are you the talk of the town yet / No I sorta gave up / Didn't get any attention huh / No / What are those safari fatigues Maybe you should try for a new look Try to play up y'know your sexy feminine wiles / How's this look / Very Minnie Mouse / Thank you / No / Don't |
| itswalky.com/d/20030415.html | C'mon off with the hat / What / NO / I've never seen you without that hat on Want to attract attention / Take it off / Noooooooo / What are you balding under there / No I just really really really really like my hat / Sure and drug addicts are just in it for the nedles Gimme the hat / Over my fossilized remains |
| itswalky.com/d/20030416.html | All right I wanna see what's under the hat / Never / Geez Dina do you have some sort of crazy abductee super glue power Let go / S s say the m magic word / Crowbar / Eeep |
| itswalky.com/d/20030417.html | EEEEEEEEEEEEE / Hey whoa whoa Slow down girl What's wrong / I I'm having a real bad day / I hear ya there / The entire rest of my squad was injured in action last week Until next week I don't have a friend in the world / Reeeally |
| itswalky.com/d/20030418.html | There you are / Meet my new friend Agatha She's lonely right now / Really That's too bad You know I think I can help you Do you have about an hour / I'm completely free / My name's Joe Hey let's work some of the tension out of these shoulders / Um |
| itswalky.com/d/20030419.html | Dina / I'm a failure as a human being / Remember Dina we all have our talents Yours is being useful here in this lab / So I guess I should get back to work / About that Joe finished the work while you were out |
| The Seventh Power | Once upon a time there were a lot of little atoms / They were very friendly / These atoms could share the exact same space at the exact same time as other atoms They could and they did / And those space sharing atoms made space sharing molecules and those space sharing molecules made space sharing clods of... http://itswalky.com/d/20030420.html |
| The Roller-Coaster Begins | I thought we could go to the amusement park next time mom / R ride the rides You still like that right / I think so / Sale / $ / Calvin Klone / So How 'bout that CNN huh / You know looking at me as if I'm a beeping bomb isn't making this any easier / I know it's just Even before you were certifiably crazy you were always... http://itswalky.com/d/20030421.html |
| Another Day, Another Strip | Jackie I am sorry / I know Will and you've been a dear let's just forget it / Back Addend DVD / So its sayanora to the Austin Powerz look huh / Jackie really dealt it the final blow She was right I was fooling no one / Actchally I think y'had most of 'em goin' Its just Jackies real sensitive to phony cheer / So... http://itswalky.com/d/20030422.html |
| Putting Stock in Junk | What've you got / Coca Cola bottle Cigar Broken glass / 65 MPH / Cigarettes half a bingo card and a wrapper for some snack called Nachitos / Lemme see that / Bingo / Nachitos / We gotta be in a alternate timeline I know every major kinda junk food there is / So it's a local brand / Trust me willya / Says New York N Y / Makes... http://itswalky.com/d/20030423.html |
| His Trailer Is Better... | Trailer / Three five seven nine I know you do it all the time / SCREEECH / Going our way / I apologize for this sir But we don't know how dangerous your timeline is or what laws it has I won't see my people executed for indecent exposure / Please don't struggle / If we're the aliens here does this qualify as an... http://itswalky.com/d/20030424.html |
| ... Than Her Movies | CHOOM / RAKK / Scatter All directions / Who's gonna pay for this trailer / SPLURT / NOOOO / Ive watched pornography like this / / Help me / Like a bug / Shanna run / How much is it like a bug / Most spiders can only see moving prey We might be safer if we just stay / WAAAUGH http://itswalky.com/d/20030425.html |
| Damn Fine Tea | It's good to have you back Mist / Hellnostrils are nasty business / It was a very near thing I probably owe my life to the enchanted tylenol / You're becoming something of an expert on other planes of existence wouldn't you say / I know enough not to get my luggage stolen / False modesty Mist / Yes I'm an expert / Half... http://itswalky.com/d/20030426.html |
| Joe's Design Vs. The Giant Spider | Target their guns then their spinnerets Web shooty things / No Dina it's after the life and death stuff that guys get horny After / Not getting away from me / I feel sick / And you make me sick We finally have something in common / Ssshhh / When did I become the mom / cha KOOM / SEMME / RUKKA RUKKA RUKKA RUKKA / It's like... http://itswalky.com/d/20030427.html |
| Peacemaker? | Hi / It's okay You're safe now / My name is Joyce / Um hola Es todo a la d dereecha / We speak English / Good 'cuz I got abducted before I could even flunk Spanish / Abducted like our friends / I'm sorry to hear that / Maybe we can help I'm with SEMME / Semi / A group of former abductees We fight the alies who once abducted... http://itswalky.com/d/20030428.html |
| "Stop. Please! I Can't Take It!" | Meighan / All the blud is rushing due by head / Don't panic / If they're keeping us awake it's because they want To torture us Don't Panic / Ogay / They'll try things on you try to trick you make you forget your own name Ever read Orwell 1984 They could get inside you Don't let them inside you Don't panic don't... http://itswalky.com/d/20030429.html |
| First Impressions | SEMME / The beard makes you look like a sissy No wait my bad / Your whole face does that / People who pretend to be British are worse than real French / Oh look Dina it's your hatless better dressed twin / Ohh tough guy Probably impotent / Iss ssues / And this is Mike / Take your hands off me / Another evil Mike Maybe... http://itswalky.com/d/20030430.html |
| Tijuana To Go | How soon / Depends on where he lands Tarantuship runs out of fuel faster than ours / Tijuana uno milo / We'll catch them / Thanks There's a woman in that ship We used to uh / Thanks / Loud aren't they / Walky's trying to relax the troops His method's probably healthier than mine / A constant state of low level tension / How... http://itswalky.com/d/20030501.html |
| A Private Affair | This feels sneaky somehow / We could always go back Do it right in front of the others / That might make some of them uncomfortable / Heh Yeah I'd like to try this with Walky but I just don't think he's quiiite ready / But this beats doing it alone that's for sure / Have I lost my #ing mind / Nah nah Jumpin' t'... http://itswalky.com/d/20030502.html |
| These Really Work. Take Notes. | Joe's playa rules / 1 Con fi dence If you know you sexy that make you sexy and if you sexy you know you sexy It's a sexy cycle / but it didn't matter I just wanted to be on the stage to bask in the attention / 2 Most women want to be seduced You are not their opponent You are their partner in a very pleasurable... http://itswalky.com/d/20030503.html |
| Monkey and Madness | You may act calm But the electrodes tell me a different story / Conditioned reflex / bip bip bip bip / See my sanity has been attacked by professionals And a genius And a maniac I tense up when I relive those experiences sure But hey Guess what / They / all / failed / And you think that makes you strong and stable / Predators... http://itswalky.com/d/20030504.html |
| A Private Despair | You act as if he were cheating on you / He kinda was / Alisin / I am your friend But don't speak of him that way / He smiled at her like a sun lamp Relaxed 'imself in front of her / So / He don't do that with me anymore / I usedta laugh so hard with him An' at him sometimes but that was okay / He had faith I'd never... http://itswalky.com/d/20030505.html |
| So... Head Alien Is Sexy? | Well Prime I think all the kids want to be prime He's the hero The John Wayne / The smaller cars are more like real people but they also don't kick as much ass / And why would you think this is worth being embarrassed about / Well you know girls laugh Sarah / BAP / Yes girls do / Women know that men who like to... http://itswalky.com/d/20030506.html |
| I've Had Job Interviews Like This | Thank you Mike You didn't have to do that / Hold still / How many missions have you commanded Walky / Three goin' on four / Hn / You seen good people die yet / Yeah / Made any rash decisions that made good people die yet / I have / It's not fun / I say we need to overthink this / Dina / clic / P professor Can you see this sample / Is... http://itswalky.com/d/20030507.html |
| And Mike Would STILL Call Walky A Wimp | Don't talk to me like I'm a kid I'm older than you You want not to get your friends killed Then leave the super strong alien fighting to the super strong alien fighters / Joyce this way / He's got a point / Really Y'mean I gotta get some people killed before I'm experienced Fine We start with Mike / Hey / Sorry... http://itswalky.com/d/20030508.html |
| Or Just "AAAAAAA!" | What is that / The call him the Wanderer or the Cheese / He claims to be everything / God complex / Yeah but if you try to diagnose him he'll smite you / Get ready to ram 'im / Say wha / Everybody get the chutes an' prepare to eject We got eight Joe carry Dina I'll get Rumy Joyce I'll need you to grab those two outta... http://itswalky.com/d/20030509.html |
| Fade to Blue | There / I can taste them now Feel them in my palm Meighan McDowell's flimsy relativism Shanna Cochran's self absorption and this Wanderer as stern and distanced as an abusive father / They are not yours Wanderer They are mine / Mine to do with as I please / As is anyone who claims my property / SHOOM / Come to me / / What... http://itswalky.com/d/20030510.html |
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