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| itswalky.com/d/20030210.html | Perimeter breach Identification SEMME squadron 128 / Monkey Master / Seal us off and counter any further distractions / You're wasting your time They're already here It's inevitable / And so what if they get in / I'm sure we've all got questions you can answer |
| itswalky.com/d/20030211.html | All of you run past him / I'll take care of this / All by yourself / If Sal can fight him so can I / OOF |
| itswalky.com/d/20030212.html | Why can't I push you / It's a new enhancement / Someone apparently thought you were too strong for your own good / Walky / I said run past him / CRRSSCH |
| itswalky.com/d/20030213.html | I wouldn't move that arm if I were you / That other room's filled with seawater by now You unplug your arm and everything's screwed / Ta ta / I'll survive |
| itswalky.com/d/20030214.html | You like taking risks / So do I And I'm willing to bet that killing you outweighs any information that Alan has |
| itswalky.com/d/20030215.html | BLAM / I am so damn glad I didn't get carpeting in here |
| itswalky.com/d/20030216.html | What the hell is wrong with you / No time for talking Head Alien Monkey Master will burst through that wall after us / Why are you doing this / You're waiting here to distract me to appeal to my emotions / Not today / No twin sister No dead parents No zombie Tony I'm here for Alan / KRCHLK / You'd better run |
| itswalky.com/d/20030217.html | SMASH / Tony Help me get Joyce an' Joe up on Alan's platform / Mike Help wake them up Nicely / Monkey Master / SNAP |
| itswalky.com/d/20030218.html | Thanks squad 128 / I think / I need Joyce's jetpack but only she can use it / Head Alien this is our chance we should kill them now / No you fool / Correct Her unique abductee ability to control it is useless as long as she's out / C'mon Joyce I need you / If what I believe is correct we may have to desperately keep... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030219.html | The water's leveled off We're in an air pocket now / Yeah but these walls ain't holding / Aagh if only us abductees could still mentally control those alien mechs / Have I ever told you we have too many damn remotes / Every day |
| itswalky.com/d/20030220.html | Tony you take Alan Joyce and Joe up to the surface in this thing okay / Gotcha / Go go go GO / C'mon Mike / ere's / There's something big coming and my job is / my job |
| itswalky.com/d/20030221.html | How's Joyce And Joe They okay / Yes Tony told us everything / He did / Well you lost the SEMME craft but you rescued Alan destroyed the alien base and brought us back these mechs / Heh yeah / So say it / Say what / You know / Oh please / C'mon / Urine big trouble |
| itswalky.com/d/20030222.html | Hey congrats / Really / That wasn't bad for your first try at authority Just tone down the risk taking okay Walky / Hey it all evens out in the end / Sure Your girlfriend's waiting / Smoochie / Hurry up my arms ache / SEMME |
| itswalky.com/d/20030223.html | Agh bloody hell Asprin doesn't help anymore / Hoosier Hotel / I really need to see a doctor for this bullet wound / Ah dressed it best ah could / I know but it just keeps worsening But any doctor would turn us in Oh hellll / Don't you have any friends who'd help / In the middle of nowhere Are you mad / Ah might / Might... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030224.html | tap tap tap / Oh my god / Please don't kill me / Please don't judge me |
| itswalky.com/d/20030225.html | Sal / Mary / Sorry about your parents / Was that on the news / Yeah Are you here to kill me / No / Good 'cuz what you did was totally irresponsible and shameless I swear / Ah changed my mind |
| itswalky.com/d/20030226.html | Heh I remember May when everything went white I said I bet this is Sal's fault / Mary / Ah need some help an' ah need someone ah can trust / Well you can trust me / Right My friend needs a doctor an' so ah need your father / My father / Why don't you ask my husband |
| itswalky.com/d/20030227.html | You're married / Yep Would've invited you to the ceremony but y'know prison / Oh my god you're married Geez / Got a bun in the oven too / Wasn't entirely planned but contraceptives seem to hate me / Married an' a BABY / Are you angry / STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD |
| itswalky.com/d/20030228.html | So your hurt friend is out in your car / Yeah Watch out though / He's had to betray a lot of his British sensibilities to be all incognito He's kinda cranky / Hey nice Ford Expedition / DIIIIEE / GURKK |
| itswalky.com/d/20030301.html | Y'know I've never seen you drive / Ah learned how on alien spaceships / So ah'm a lil' rusty / Don't you think that's a bit strange Sal / No What street do ah take / Take a right on Carson So Jason how screwed up are you / Sal now I know why you ran away from home / Yyyyyyep / Oh c'mon I'm joking Geez |
| itswalky.com/d/20030302.html | You guys stay here for a minute I'm gonna go find Peter and we'll come right back here 'kay / Hospital / So do you trust her / No / You really don't trust her or just in the way you don't trust anybody / When my parents died Mary was my only friend left / So she was who ah first ran to Ah finally got all the way... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030303.html | Sal This is Peter my husband He's just out of med school so he can help you Jason / Nice to meet you / Let me take a look at that Jason We might be looking at blood poisoning here or / He's nice / Sal I have a confession |
| itswalky.com/d/20030304.html | When I was 18 I was stupid I got pregnant and it ruined my life / 'cuz I was a hypocrite / I deserved everything that happened to me I was a snot and it bit me on the ass / So I'm sorry if I've ever slighted you Sal / Oh Sorry Mary ah've misjudged you / See We have that much in common / So what did you do to deserve... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030305.html | Everything happens for a reason A cause and effect Your parents deserved to die because you did something / Ah know what you meant / An' it's 'xactly what ah tortured myself over for five years / Ah believed that / But it sounds so wrong comin' from you An' yet Those were your words your beliefs all along / Not... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030306.html | I can't believe Miss Prison is telling me how to live / All I've ever done is try to help you You were reckless I've only tried to protect you and Danny / You could've destroyed him / Danny is the only one who ever truly loved me no matter what ah'd done / He inspires what little hope ah have / All you ever inspired... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030307.html | Wow Mary thanks I feel top drawer / I really appreciate what you've risked for us I / I sense that it's suddenly faux pas for me to be grateful / Let's leave smartass |
| itswalky.com/d/20030308.html | You know the most interesting people / I know you That's good enough for me / You know these last few months have been amazing The baby And then the marriage Everything just fell naturally into place You just can't plan things this well / Nope you really can't / So should we alert the cops / Of course You can't... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030309.html | Joyce take care of it / A.R.R. / Destruction of one human to pirate transmogrification machine comin' right up / SPOOM / And we're done here / Wave to the people They're cheering / We should work the crowd / Yeah I'll moon 'em / No I was thinking maybe smooching or something / In public |
| itswalky.com/d/20030310.html | Hey what's up / Joyce an' I are playing Hide the Sausage / 'Bout frickin' time / I found it / You checked the back door already / You always put it there |
| itswalky.com/d/20030311.html | Well I'm done wallpapering the closet What next / We should also clean the carpet / At this rate we'll break our backs Wanna eat out / Sure Slip yer beef in my basket / Before we head out will you butter my muffin / Just a squeeze an' a squirt / Now let's go walk the dog / I love picnics in the lawn / Agh my hairy leg's... |
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