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| itswalky.com/d/20030111.html | So ultimately this has little to do with your innocence and much to do with something larger than us / Can we go now / Send me a postcard / Hey you Hands in the air Now / Whoa okay Okay / BANG |
| itswalky.com/d/20030112.html | I bloody said okay / BLAM BLAM / ting ting / Man what's wrong with you / BLAM / Stand down / You're escaping / ting / No / You're kidnapping me |
| itswalky.com/d/20030113.html | Get yer arm around me an' point yer gun at my head / ting / Right right / Y ow I've got this slight bullet wound / ting / Thanks for your sarcasm Hold on / What / That was six bullets / He's got two seconds to reload Hold on / Tally ho |
| itswalky.com/d/20030114.html | DONK / Help Help He's done kidnapped me Help / CRASH / He's kidnapping her / What's going on / He's uh kidnapping her / Red alert We got a kidnapping / Sure whatever |
| itswalky.com/d/20030115.html | WOOP WOOP / She wouldn't / Wahoo / Don't get out much do y Oh right |
| itswalky.com/d/20030116.html | Halt / RATATATAT / Rubber bullets How quaint / You can jump over the wall / Probably Through the wall now that's a gamble / Right So over then / We speak two completely different languages you know that / I'm quite fluent in pain |
| itswalky.com/d/20030117.html | KERSMASH / Run like the wind Stuffy / Stuffy / Blood |
| itswalky.com/d/20030118.html | So do you have any super martian doctor powers My arm / Ah was good Ah've behaved An' ah just threw it all away / You ruined nothing It's us now You don't have to shoulder everything yourself anymore Understand / Sure |
| itswalky.com/d/20030119.html | I said inconspicuous / Oh / You know / Maybe you should cut your hair / What / Well hip length hair isn't exactly common Everyone is going to be searching for a dark skinned girl with hip length hair I don't want anything outlandish to give us away |
| itswalky.com/d/20030120.html | What's that / Whatcha mean what's that / It's a blouse an' a sweater It's what normal people wear right / I've just never seen you try to dress up before Sal / Which is why your failure doesn't surprise me / Say ah got somebody ah wanna uh visit |
| itswalky.com/d/20030121.html | You want to visit that Danny fellow don't you / Maybe / Maybe ah just want to run to him get married have 2.5 kids an' have a good honest normal life / This is an effect of the brainwashing isn't it / Ah wish |
| itswalky.com/d/20030122.html | We are absolutely not going to see Danny / What's all this we stuff / Danny's place is the first place police will go / Jason it's me Ah can do this okay / I'm sure you were so untouchable when you were strapped to a table pumped full of drugs Remember that / Hiuuu have y'ever tried ta see yer own eyebrows / Super... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030123.html | News of the kidnapping shocks and confounds me Perhaps prison is not the safest place for Ms. Walters / yank |
| itswalky.com/d/20030124.html | Hey whoa have you seen the news / Sal's been kidnapped out of prison / It was Jason / Tony / He did this / How could Jason possibly kidnap Sal / I'll find out for you / Tony Walky One of them was bleeding |
| itswalky.com/d/20030125.html | So you were there There was a struggle / I didn't see who they / Tony shut up Jason wouldn't / ring ring / Hold on / Yeah / What |
| itswalky.com/d/20030126.html | I hate being out of the loop / SEMME the Cheese and my humble self I was familiar with that dynamic But outside of even the Cheese's near omnipotent grasp is someone who's pulling the strings Who How / Monkey Master Front and center / Yes / I need someone for questioning A wildcard / Who |
| itswalky.com/d/20030127.html | Friggin' Jason friggin' kidnappin' friggin' Sal / 'S friggin' cold / Some'n' friggin' ate my friggin' nutty crackles / Friggin' dishes dirty / ring ring / WHAT / Oh Sorry mom / I mean boss / Uh sir / Ma'am |
| itswalky.com/d/20030128.html | Guys settle down Big Boss just called on the phone / Okay Hello / It's time for your first mission briefing / I'm confident you've spent these last weeks gaining the respect and confidence of your troops commander / Absolutely |
| itswalky.com/d/20030129.html | Alan is missing presumed kidnapped We have his last recorded position and it's just off the coast of the Dominican Republic / He's obviously in the hands of the aliens Your orders are to retrieve him / So this is all optional right / No |
| itswalky.com/d/20030130.html | Quick I just bought this book on leadership Can you read it and tell me about it / Why can't you / If the others see me read it they won't respect me / What about me / You're my girlfriend You're required to respect me / snicker |
| itswalky.com/d/20030131.html | So who wants to fly this thing / Way to take charge Walky / The greatest of leaders is a servant / Who the hell taught you that / Jesus / oh / Is his middle initial really H I think the authors made that part up / Oh for cryin' out loud / Leaders through History |
| itswalky.com/d/20030201.html | Leaders through History / Wolves can communicate ownership and dominance over their pack by scent marks or urination |
| itswalky.com/d/20030202.html | That must be our destination / Kinda small / Hey hey we passed it Go back / Can't It's programmed to fly to Alan's exact last recorded position / SPLOOSH / Destination reached Door opening / Simple and easy to use / I hate you |
| itswalky.com/d/20030203.html | My book No I need it / No You don't / I know you can do this Walky / Honestly / why do you stick up for him |
| itswalky.com/d/20030204.html | You can be a leader Walky But you're trying so hard not to be Why / I don't want to talk about this here / Tough You're being outted right now You can say you love me you can dance and you can do this / Hmph / Billie told me you were on the high school honor roll / She'll take that back |
| itswalky.com/d/20030205.html | Walky was what / He's smart / I am not / He got all As and never went to college He just pretends to be stupid / I'm not going to be That Girl Who Likes the Moron any more Walky You're gonna have to stop pretending / Fine Everyone follow me |
| itswalky.com/d/20030206.html | So this is the alien base / Yeah Under this dome / Let's break it / Aliens are fragile / But Alan's an alien too / We break this dome and it's the shortest rescue mission ever / Oh I dunno / I think for once Mike has the right idea |
| itswalky.com/d/20030207.html | TONK / Ow / Huh / TONK / Ow / I don't think that's physically possible / Howso / Well he'd have to displace the air inside the dome That'd take a lot of force / What about the weight of the water / It's applying equal force on the dome from all directions so / CRACK / Oh hell |
| itswalky.com/d/20030208.html | Whoop Crack's gettin' larger / Real smart Walky / They'll be too busy panicking to stop us from rescuing Alan / You're crazy / We'll see C'mon / Hmm / Yeah I thought it was cute at first when Sal acted like this too |
| itswalky.com/d/20030209.html | Joyce Jetpack over to the other side and open that door / Joe Mike Grab the aliens and toss them into the mechs' window / Tony While they're blind cripple 'em / That's why I stick up for him butthole |
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