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| itswalky.com/d/20021212.html | I think you and Walky keeping yourselves under lock and key is more dangerous than you think / We'll be fine / You'll be fine maybe But what about Walky Are you sure he's okay with this / Absolutely / Wow I had no idea I owned this many tube socks / What |
| itswalky.com/d/20021213.html | Walky it's time to take the next step in our physical relationship / Okay / Um Grab my tushie / Could you not call it tushie / Bum Butt / Look just grab my A word okay / Someday we gotta learn how to swear |
| itswalky.com/d/20021214.html | So was it good for you / It's pretty sad but yes |
| itswalky.com/d/20021215.html | I noticed you and Walky disappeared into your room for a minute / O yeah I solved our relationship problem alright / Striped youths save Denver / Aliens attack the / See wasn't that painless Not so bad after all huh / Nope / Hormones diffused / Hey Walky How's it feel to finally be a man / A man What / All I did was touch... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021216.html | I'm not unlocking this door until you've seen each other naked / Wiigii / Er I mean oh no What ever shall we do |
| itswalky.com/d/20021217.html | Maybe Joe's right Maybe we are being stupid about this / I just want to do what's best for us / To be honest we're not exactly the most experienced / No / What's the worst that can happen / So we'll see each other naked big deal We're adults right / Right / I'm gonna see some booooobies / I can hear you |
| itswalky.com/d/20021218.html | Okay That's step one / Yeah / Why are we so weird about this now This isn't anything I haven't seen before / I'm sorry if the surprise was ruined by trampy clone me / No yesterday Swimming pool |
| itswalky.com/d/20021219.html | So like on the count of three / Hey no way I'll be done first that way / Does it make a difference / I don't wanna be naked first / There's too much pressure What if / Three |
| itswalky.com/d/20021220.html | Fun and educational / Heh / I have to say this was prob'ly the least romantic way we could've done this / Yep |
| itswalky.com/d/20021221.html | This wasn't right / Aaaaaggh / When we do get around to doing stuff I want it to be when we want to not society / We broke the most important rule in our relationship / Don't listen to Joe / fffffft |
| itswalky.com/d/20021222.html | Lookit you bein' all serious while you're naked heh heh / Heheh I'm all hangin' out / Hee hee hee hee hee / Oh yeah I mean business now Heh heh heheh / Heh heh he / Hehehe and look at your tushie It's so small and round like a little baby tushie Hee hee hee / Heheheh / mmppthffffppphhbth / Hee hee / I'm putting my pants... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021223.html | I love Christmas I love the snow and the festive air and the joy / What about you Tony / My dad spent two christmasses alone Mom and I were dead / I wonder if he felt as lonely as I do now / Helllp meeee |
| itswalky.com/d/20021224.html | I know you miss your family but things'll get better / For years I couldn't even remember my family at all I was lonely but I had you guys to fill in / But now I remember them and everything is okay / Because they're alive / Er yes but / Oh like anything stays dead around here |
| itswalky.com/d/20021225.html | Merry Christmas |
| itswalky.com/d/20021226.html | Wow Walky I've been looking for this Thanks / Yer welky / Open yours / I'm not sure if I want to / Leave Joyce an' me alone okay / I swear they're not condoms / Condoms / Balloon animals aren't s'posed to be ribbed for her pleasure |
| itswalky.com/d/20021227.html | Open your present / Eh / A camera What for / For when you kiss me / Why the hell would I kiss you / So you could send the photos to Walkerton |
| itswalky.com/d/20021228.html | Hey merry Christmas Sorry it's late / Oh what's this / Wow is this a photo of my dad / Yeah I got it from Mrs. Walkerton / She didn't have any with your mom in them but she said this one was taken on Christmas eve / He looks happy / He didn't have his dad but he had friends |
| itswalky.com/d/20021229.html | Who said we could hang this up / Tony did / Ew take it down / Let Tony win this time okay / But that's my mother / And / An' she's fondling Tony's dad / It makes him happy We owe Tony that much don't we / Yeah I guess I do / Hmm / It's a me / No matter how many times I spray the princess with water I still can't see her ... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021230.html | Hey you remember college orientation / Of course You tried to take advantage of me in the fountain / Heh yeah Ah really did want to screw yer brains out / cough |
| itswalky.com/d/20021231.html | Time's up / Hey Wait Just one more / Damn / I swear I'll get you out of there Sal Somehow |
| itswalky.com/d/20030101.html | Aaaaaagh / Danny it's me / Joyce You were following me / Only a little / Well fine Why / This is for your own good Danny / Ow Owowow ow ow / Sal's bad news Go home |
| itswalky.com/d/20030102.html | For the love of / You're a nice guy Danny but Sal's your huge blind spot / You have to stop hurting people because of her / Now see here / All those years I was mind wiped this voice in my head kept reminding that I was worthless nothing compared to Sal / It was yours |
| itswalky.com/d/20030103.html | Why should I take you seriously You are hardly unbiased / This is not about me / I had a talk with Billie I wondered what she'd be like / Y'know the girl you'd love who isn't Sal / She's learned so much from you and vice versa / Sal just gives you a feeling / Look I love Sal This isn't just some puppy love nostalgia / Danny... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030104.html | Joyce some things aren't black and white okay / You're just naive / And Ruth / All Ruth had to do was make one choice She doesn't have to make any more / For the rest of us life still goes on / I'm getting Sal out of there |
| itswalky.com/d/20030105.html | Back to yer cell eh miss Yeah I seen yer type Gotta have an audience / Bein' stuck in here's jus' short o' death ain't it / How does it feel bein' locked away outta the spotlight / How will it feel when ah break down that door an' rearrange yer face / Capital idea Sal How about I meet you halfway / Jason / I've... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030106.html | Jason The hell are you here for / Ssh I only have a few minutes before the cameras note my lingering / Let's make this short You were brainwashed and after you get out of this cell we'll clear both our names Let's go / Brainwashed Ah was not brainwashed / Where'd you learn that Alan's an alien / Whah Ooohh Jason... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030107.html | Okay Don't try to remember Listen as if I'm telling a story / Early 2001 you hunted down Linda Walkerton's SEMME file You wanted more and a certain third party approached you to tell it / There are four accounts of you being flown to London during several weekends First you were willing / later coerced |
| itswalky.com/d/20030108.html | Chemically influenced you were molded into the perfect human soldier / Segway / I can only guess they wanted you to eliminate SEMME / They planted you outside the martian embassy to wait / and single handedly remove the Head Alien and SEMME from the picture and retrieve martian technology / Thankfully you failed / So... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030109.html | First of all ah don't believe you Second SEMME says yer tryin' to kill me / But chemically influenced # no Those were my decisions My insecurities An' this is my punishment / These walls don't hold me Ah'm here 'cuz ah should be / Besides ah'll miss all my tv shows |
| itswalky.com/d/20030110.html | You can escort yourself out or ah can call for a guard okay / Let me set this straight / You're here because they can keep an eye on you Easily / They're going to pay much more attention to Walkerton now / They're going to discover that under the goofiness he's just like you / And then they'll turn him into a... |
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