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| itswalky.com/d/20021112.html | Why was I framed / Nothing personal / That's all you'll get from me / Dammit Tell me / Why did my dad try to kill Sal / Kill her / You already know he needs her alive / I did until one of his goons shot at her |
| itswalky.com/d/20021113.html | Something wrong has been going on and you're going to tell me what it is / I shouldn't need to tell you anything / If you were smart you'd see what's been right in front of your eyes all along / I need a hint |
| itswalky.com/d/20021114.html | I'm only telling you this because it's too late to change and your thick skull is aggravating as hell / Didn't Sal have any unaccounted for absences Unexplained access to new and startling information / Did you ever notice any needle punctures / Sh she's an abductee They'd heal before / Before she notices |
| itswalky.com/d/20021115.html | CRAKK / One important girl versus the fate of the world Jason / She and that dim brother of hers / What did you do to Walky / Nothing He won't be as hard to manipulate / Right He's dim / Or rather You underestimate him |
| itswalky.com/d/20021116.html | Expect to see me later Mr. Guy / Had enough already / Maybe Don't send anyone after me My dad would hate to find out you've got diarrhea of the mouth / What out the door / Hey not all of us can jump out windows |
| itswalky.com/d/20021117.html | I don't like sand It's coarse and rough and irritating And it gets everywhere Not like you / Episode II hurts my brain / What girl would fall for such corny cheeseball dialogue / I'll tell you why new Star Wars sucks / Ever since 1977 George Lucas' neck has been asserting its increasing influence over his creative... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021118.html | You changed your mind again / Yep / But but this is the third time you promised me we'd go to the pub / Eh Not tonight / Want some tea then / XXX |
| itswalky.com/d/20021119.html | So / You gonna drink that / Would drinking this make you happy / Yes / Then no |
| itswalky.com/d/20021120.html | Just a little alcohol and Mike will be the perfect man / Joe I didn't know you went out last night / Neither did I I must be going #in' insane |
| itswalky.com/d/20021121.html | Whoop / Gotcha / Do you set rope traps to solve all your problems / Sorry I'm not very creative |
| itswalky.com/d/20021122.html | What's all this dumbhead / You care for me That's why you always keep me company / But lookit me Look I'm taking the initiative I'm not being apathetic / Drop that A Dina / I'm a work in progress |
| itswalky.com/d/20021123.html | Newsflash Dina I hate you I hope you die I wouldn't care / That's not true / Prove it / XXX |
| itswalky.com/d/20021124.html | This is for your own good / There Every last drop / Are you okay now / Your hat's crooked / Oh / I like it |
| itswalky.com/d/20021125.html | Just these eight bags please / WIGU / Newsweek / Time / Nachitos / That's $18.36 / Dina / Hi / How ya doin' / Never been better / It's sad when they don't see their problem / XXX |
| itswalky.com/d/20021126.html | I'm worried about Dina I think she has a drinking problem / Whoa whoa / She's not your problem any more Otherwise you're opening up a whole can of worms Pull the plug man / I can never decide if you either know everything about women or nothing at all / I know enough to get what I want and then hide under s... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021127.html | Have you seen Mike at all the past few days / Nuh uh / It's thanksgiving He's probably out somewhere stomping ducks to celebrate / Well I'm worried / I'm glad he won't be here for my first cooking attempt / Hey what smells good / Look Tony I know it stinks You don't have to say that |
| itswalky.com/d/20021128.html | Mike You're drunk / Drunk / He's adorable / Behind every great man is a woman / And a keg of beer from the looks of it / Hold the phone Mike is like this when he's drunk / Tame as a kitty kat / I vote for keeping him sloshed 24/7 / Done and done |
| itswalky.com/d/20021129.html | We thank you lord for this bounty of food before us / We thank you for our many trials through which we grow and mature We thank you for love we've found and returning friends And lastly lord / we thank you for the future and friends to share it Amen / That was beautiful honey Time for another shot / Walky that's... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021130.html | What Dina's doing is really wrong / It's only Mike / No that's the point Mike's no good for her Trouble / We're not gonna do this again are we / I'm allowed to be concerned 'kay / Aim all that concern right here / Right there / Right here |
| itswalky.com/d/20021201.html | Steel that's as transparent as glass that's the idea anyway / Thanks to the martian starship that crashed here our research / Dina / Yes sir / Mike's presence is distracting you / Wha / Oh / Sorry I have to keep him intoxicated / I can't lose sight of him / I don't approve of your boyfriends visiting Dina Do we want a... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021202.html | All right Walkerton Remember why you're here Be rational / I'm only here to make sure Dina and Mike are okey dokey together I will be rational all I need is peace of mind Absolutely / 'Kay screw rational / Whoa I'm tipsy now |
| itswalky.com/d/20021203.html | Dina can I speak to you alone like / Walkerton / Dina Mike's no good for you / Okay / Okay / Oh Sorry / I have self esteem now I will argue violently with you / That's more like it |
| itswalky.com/d/20021204.html | Dina yer in over your head here / And so what / This is my life my decision my choice and you aren't a part of any of those / If there's to be consequences I'll just have to deal with them / hurk |
| itswalky.com/d/20021205.html | M Mike Quick I'll / BARFF / XXX / Why you / Mike Oh no / XXX |
| itswalky.com/d/20021206.html | Mike Come back / Get the hell away from me demon / I said get off / I'm just trying to do what you said / To take initiative You've failed You have no idea how bad you screwed up / Thanks / What / You yell because you care / I yell because you piss me off |
| itswalky.com/d/20021207.html | I'm extremely worried for Dina Joyce Mike is so abusive to her / He's enraged now He feels humiliated She compromised him She's going to get really hurt / I think you underestimate her Walky / None of us not even Sal could penetrate Mike's emotions If he is angry / Dina defeated him |
| itswalky.com/d/20021208.html | Corythosaurus casuarius Moderately intelligent duck billed herbivore / Ductile Peaceful Prey Victim / Extinct / This isn't even your own skeleton / You were supposed to be a herding animal Probably one day you got separated from the others got lost / and ended up here / Life's confusing and frightening like that... |
| itswalky.com/d/20021209.html | Ooh Ooh It's the part where Mary Jane kisses Spider Man as he hangs upside down in the rain / I heard that Toby McGuire kept suffocating from rain up his nose / Aw it's still romantic / Glue / At least you're not sniffing it |
| itswalky.com/d/20021210.html | Hey good morning / Why are you in here / We were tired an' it was late an' this was nice / Tomorrow try a bed / What We're not sleeping together on a bed / I can't feel my legs |
| itswalky.com/d/20021211.html | Joyce I don't understand you I thought you got over all this pre marital hanky panky stuff / It's not like that honestly / Ever since I was a little girl I had an idea in my head about how a relationship should be / And now that I finally have one I just wanna act that idea out / Joyce this may be hard to accept / but... |
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