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| itswalky.com/d/20020814.html | Dina left you Walky Why are you here / Today was so complicated / I miss the old days y'know Before Sal ran away when Dina liked me after you left therapy / So you're nostalgic for a whole two month period / It was better than the eighties / Sshhh |
| itswalky.com/d/20020815.html | I want things to be normal again But they won't an' it's Sal's darn fault / She's gonna be frickin' locked away forever Why / Why'd she have to put us through / I hate her / I don't mean that |
| itswalky.com/d/20020816.html | I'm sorry Joyce Everything's falling apart |
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| itswalky.com/d/20020818.html | In the wake of last night's event many voices are crying foul / First contact / Spearheading these concerns is Bart O'Ryan / Bart / I represent the hundreds of dead or injured from SEMME's negligence / If protecting earth from aliens is their job then my clients say they've failed / fuddam / And what of these reports... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020819.html | Joyce / Why do we have to wear these stripes / First guys ask if I'm from SEMME then they ask if I'm that girl kissing on the news / And then they ask for favors / Do you know what it's like to be downloaded over the internet / Better ditch this tabloid |
| itswalky.com/d/20020820.html | We've got a table over there / Hi Danny / Hey where's Walky / Oh he got held up / I'm jealous of her expression / I'll fix it |
| itswalky.com/d/20020821.html | So how are you and Walky doing / Pretty good I think / Things are hectic at SEMME so we haven't had time to y'know settle / No time to yourselves / Not without cameras / We just need to find a closet or something / Outside worked fine for us |
| itswalky.com/d/20020822.html | Walky / Hey / Wait wait / You and Joyce You kissed / She seduced me / Ew that means I've kissed Joe / And me / Hey |
| itswalky.com/d/20020823.html | Oh Hey Big Boss moved me into squad 128 this morning / That's great / Sal's really going away isn't she / We don't know that yet We'll find out in a few weeks / Don't placate him She's gonna fry an' you know it / Screw Walky I'm placating me |
| itswalky.com/d/20020824.html | I've got tip / Sweet deal / Well we're done We'll sneak off an' give you two time alone / The afternoon is ours / SNZZXX |
| itswalky.com/d/20020825.html | They always talked about gettin' back to Alabama some day / John Walters / Martha Walters / There's not much to say that ah ain't said a thousand times before / 'cept thank you / You kept me alive Ah've done my best to honor that / an' keep lookin' forward |
| itswalky.com/d/20020826.html | Hullo What's all this / I'm moving in / To where / Sal left an empty bed / You can't share a room with Joyce It's indecent / There's no room with Walky and Mike / So your room it is / I have a spooge free room |
| itswalky.com/d/20020827.html | Oh Oh hi Dina / Hello / Are you feeling better Out of the hospital I see / Yes / Watch uh any television / No / Phew / Though a sufficiently sized hole was punched into my room's wall that night |
| itswalky.com/d/20020828.html | Ah've missed you Tony / I'm sure you have / For me 1999 might have well been Tuesday I closed my eyes and now my father's dead / Ah'm sorry for shooting you / I got better / But suddenly I've got nothing solid to stand on / You've got me / As I said |
| itswalky.com/d/20020829.html | Alan I thought my mom fired you / Legal A Bc / Legal 99 00 / I can't blame her for not trusting me but after some talks / Oh okay / You see she didn't realize Anthony knew so / Uh huh / Walkerton talk at my human head please / Oh Right right sorry |
| itswalky.com/d/20020830.html | Hello / Danny / I finally caught you Thank god / I need to fill some gaps in this SEMME story and since / Billie I told you I can't do that / Anything I say could be used against Sal / You mean like the truth / Sorry Billie she means so much to me okay / Hello |
| itswalky.com/d/20020831.html | Can you believe SEMME is still in the news / I wish Zack were here to see it / I know Hooper We miss him too But we're thankful you survived at least / Yeah Lith / Brainss |
| itswalky.com/d/20020901.html | Heh ha ha How delicious The Martian empire and its power are lost to me but / SEMME is totally humiliated Ruined Their rep has been destroyed leaving mine untouched / I win / Why did you not come to assist me Monkey Master / Free will / Heh That's funny M'n'M / I programmed you to have none / Er I mean Free Willy... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020902.html | What are these toys doing in my room / Our room Mr. Feety Pajamas / Long underwear / You see when men hit puberty they wear boxers / Look you dirty AAGH Cover yourself / Mike when am I going to be able to sleep / Oh 'bout 20 seconds |
| itswalky.com/d/20020903.html | Walkerton / Nachitos / So what's going on in Walky land Got some nachitos there hmm They tasty / I was thinking how it'd be superb to be your roomie Y'know trade beds with Joe / Jason you hate me / Hate gets thrown around too much these days |
| itswalky.com/d/20020904.html | Thanks for joining us Ms. Brown / No prob / We hope you can help clear up any confus / It's convenient that SEMME has taken so long to communicate / Live / Mr. O'Ryan alien stuff is a full time job We don't have time to handle every distraction / Why'd they pick Joyce to be on tv / Would you distrust that face / Knowing... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020905.html | Mr. O'Ryan certainly you value SEMME's efforts to protect / Of course / Their methods however are highly suspect / I have a list of 500 families who think their child is dead / But they're actually SEMME agents Response / M my parents know I'm alive / What do the less privileged think / They're fine with it / Pretty... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020906.html | Walky what're you doing at the airport It's 4am / Figgered I'd pick you up / Jason an' Joe are still bein' doodie heads Couldn't sleep / Parking 2.00 / Then thanks I don't think I did too well / You were cute enough to raise SEMME's public opinion 20 points / I don't want to be cute I want ohh / Look I'm sorry / Don't... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020907.html | Anyone awak / gaak / gak / All right that's it Joe You get my bed I'm taking Sal's bed in Joyce's room / Any objections Good |
| itswalky.com/d/20020908.html | Walky I don't think this is such a great idea / Why not We're too busy to see each other so this helps / This is my problem / Walky we haven't even been on a real date yet and we're moving in It's too quick / I want us to do this right / My mom and dad jumped the gun made mistakes and it nearly destroyed them... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020909.html | Aaagh It's 5am There's no point in sleeping now / Pillow fight / Just 'cuz you're hyper 24/7 doesn't mean everyone else is / So what else is there to do late / Welcome to Denny's Would you like to sit in the goth or punk section / Denny's / At the count of three we run |
| itswalky.com/d/20020910.html | Where do you think you'll be five years from now / I dunno I don't think about it / Five years ago I thought now I'd be out of college married to a nice guy and having babies / I figger if I don't set my expectations for anything I'll never be disappointed / Who's disappointed |
| itswalky.com/d/20020911.html | This is why I think rooming together is a good idea / We can talk more / I don't know I just want us to be pure / We will be We're mature responsible adults / Says the doofus who wears my underwear on his head / That was once and that was funny |
| itswalky.com/d/20020912.html | Do you remember the first time we met / Yeah / You'd just woken up in SEMME an' / No the first time / Walkyyy Walkyyy / I don't want to talk about it |
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