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| itswalky.com/d/20020709.html | Ah'm gonna #in' wipe this place off the map / An' then you'll all shut up an' everything will be right / It's too late / You can't stop me / Evil will be purged / With a tree branch / I don't wanna die / again / Shut up |
| itswalky.com/d/20020710.html | Sal you're out of control / Shut up / Sal you'll destroy the whole continent if you ignite this energy / Ah'm not my mother / That's right / But Linda Walkerton never killed those martians / The martians killed her / The martians killed her / She was resurrected / And framed for their deaths |
| itswalky.com/d/20020711.html | What / The government was uneasy about all martians not just the criminals They set Linda up wiped the species out and convinced her she did it when she returned / That is mostly true but the government had nothing to do with it / How / Lies / You expect me to believe this when ah know what you really are / Very... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020712.html | You kept all this from me / Sorry / No First you're fired / Second later we're having the longest conversation ever / And third / Traitor / Sal I know what you're thinking / I lied to you years ago I told you you weren't an abductee But / Looking at yourself now / objectively / Who could blame me |
| itswalky.com/d/20020713.html | krzak / It's too late for apologies / frrtz / All the fancy words in the world can't change what's happened / Ah'm not a monster Ah'm a force of nature / blampt / Ah'm the flood cleansing the sins of the world |
| itswalky.com/d/20020714.html | Joe / Are you done yet / Don't mock me / Don't trivialize this / This is just an act Sal I know you It's always been about attention / Who you pretend to be / Your mask has holes Sal / Sal / Goodbye Joyce |
| itswalky.com/d/20020715.html | Hi Danny |
| itswalky.com/d/20020716.html | I I'm sorry / That was my first impulse |
| itswalky.com/d/20020717.html | You're never navigating ever again / Hey That's my / Welcome to planet Jason |
| itswalky.com/d/20020718.html | This is so surreal / Sal I don't know what you've done but it doesn't matter to me / No matter how bad things are they'll get better Things will be normal again / No they won't |
| itswalky.com/d/20020719.html | Jason grab the power booster rod / What's happened / Dina is hurt badly The Head Alien is down and mumbling Professor Doc is injured from the ship collision / I'm going to have to lock up my daughter for life despite her change of heart / Daughter / I'll have to make a list for you of all the stuff that's different... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020720.html | That tramp / Joyce / She tried to kill all of us / Yeah that's why you want to hurt her / Why didn't anyone tell me I was rooming with Satan / I thought it was obvious / Hey has anyone been paying attention to what the Head Alien's been mumbling / He's here |
| itswalky.com/d/20020721.html | Irresponsible children / My patience is stretched miles beyond its threshold / Embrace your wounded you will be joining them in hell |
| itswalky.com/d/20020728.html | clank shuffle / skrtch skrtch / clank rattle / sigh / X TREEEM MUG / Give him back his tea cups / After I'm done with them |
| itswalky.com/d/20020729.html | Alan Help me get Dina out of here Danny you carry Sal Now / W wait / Is that / Move / I'm so glad you fixed your sister / I thought you'd be |
| itswalky.com/d/20020730.html | Hey Cheesey / Think fast / Whoa I thought the Swiss were neutral |
| itswalky.com/d/20020731.html | rrip / splut / crnssh |
| itswalky.com/d/20020801.html | Joyce / Danny / I'm sorry / I'm still that pathetic little girl who / who can't let go / Joyce don't apologize for your anger Just understand it That's all you need / Logic and emotion They're two sides of the same coin / Hang in there / Or like seein' with two eyes instead of just one / Depth perception |
| itswalky.com/d/20020802.html | Head Alien I have come for you / Eat me cheese head / BONK / No Wait / Not again / You okay bro / Gettin' there / One last time then as brother an' sis |
| itswalky.com/d/20020803.html | whamp / Bah Like flies / You have made me angry The balance is destroyed / ksplak / The world is not a toy to be thrown around / I've destroyed the martian colonies to save their power from you / A terrible loss / paid with your blood and your family's |
| itswalky.com/d/20020804.html | You leave my mother alone / Aaaaa / XXZZAPP |
| itswalky.com/d/20020805.html | Not again |
| itswalky.com/d/20020806.html | Boop |
| itswalky.com/d/20020807.html | AAAA / Sal / Ow ow ow / Man 10 inches lower / AAAAA / I thought / Ah know / It's like you taught me once Ah don't live in a vacuum / You have to have the courage to make hard decisions / and the courage to continue to live by them / 'Cuz life goes on bro / AAAA / You coulda briefed him on the way here / Sorry |
| itswalky.com/d/20020808.html | Look okay now that everything's settled what's going on / First I see Joyce on tv Then Walky drags me here and you're all glowy / But that Joe ish guy is the final straw / And why are you twins And why is Joyce here And where the hell am I / Should I get the mind wiper / It won't shut him up / Then never mind |
| itswalky.com/d/20020809.html | Dina and the others are on their way to the hospital / Alan Watch the Cheese / Emergency telewarp activation Voice code Choregus / BAMPF / He escaped / Huh Must have been a preprogrammed response |
| itswalky.com/d/20020810.html | Linda Mom / Ah'm sorry / I know / Ah've wasted my life haven't ah / Don't think about that now You're losing a lot of blood We'll get you to a doctor / Get to her Walky She needs you / An' time is always short |
| itswalky.com/d/20020811.html | ambulance / Danny / What're you doing here / Sorry Billie Gotta go |
| itswalky.com/d/20020812.html | Is it okay to visit Dina Sarazu / Sure hon She's up in 4 21c / Hey / Figgered you'd come up here |
| itswalky.com/d/20020813.html | Danny's downstairs y'know / I know / But you came up here for me / Yep / You're doing this just to prove me wrong 'bout what I said aren't you / That's a bonus |
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