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| itswalky.com/d/20020311.html | Hello / Go away / Why / You're creepy / I thought girls liked dangerous men / There's dangerous and there's drops dead people on you |
| itswalky.com/d/20020312.html | Ssshhh Someone might hear you / Don't worry You told me in confidence / You got what you wanted right / Not really / What I wanted was to find the man inside the little boy / That sounds dirty / See |
| itswalky.com/d/20020313.html | Dina's still not talking to you / No / She say's she'll talk to me after I start bein' mature / Well I'll show her / I'll have you know I can turn my goofiness on and off like a light / That's pretty funny / I'm serious |
| itswalky.com/d/20020314.html | Walky I know you You're goofy through an' through / You got me all wrong / My immaturity is a covert disguise for a raging machine of stark adultness / Then I guess you wouldn't be adverse to doing what adults do / What / Put it to a bet / And support your habit |
| itswalky.com/d/20020315.html | This money says you can't act totally mature for a week Starting now / Bring it on / Okay the time now is 3 38 pm so / PPFBBTH / That didn't count Now it counts / PPBTHOOT / Give me your money / PPPBTH / Double or nothing |
| itswalky.com/d/20020316.html | um Hello Walky / Call me David / Where's the hidden camera |
| itswalky.com/d/20020317.html | Walky did you have Jason make your bed / Walky What did you do to your hair / I cut it And my real name is David thank you / What's this / I'm ironing my socks / This might be easy now Walky but sooner or later you're gonna crack And I will find out / If you say so |
| itswalky.com/d/20020318.html | Hello Dina / My shirt is pressed My shoes are tied My posture is straight |
| itswalky.com/d/20020319.html | Hey where's everyone off to in a huff / For the sake of your stomach run Dina and Walkerton are at it and there's nothing that can stop them / In the lab / Ew / Well my shirt was pressed |
| itswalky.com/d/20020320.html | Wow / Just wow / I'm so glad you're the real you now / From now on you can live up to your potential / From now on |
| itswalky.com/d/20020321.html | Walkerton What's wrong with you / It's David and what / The entire building had to be evacuated because of your public display of wild horny sex / SEX We were cuddling / You put a hole through the wall Walkerton / EXTREEEM cuddling |
| itswalky.com/d/20020322.html | Believe me Dina and I didn't have sex We're still virgins / That's impossible / What about her shower sounds the time with the mug or now / Never / We're not emotionally mature enough for that yet we decided / I beg to differ / That's the paradox yeah |
| itswalky.com/d/20020323.html | Heh heh / So are you here to pay up / Why / Might I remind you that your bet was with me and not with Dina / Are you implying that you were raped / If willing is a kind of rape sure |
| itswalky.com/d/20020324.html | Walky get up It's time for cartoons / Oh no You're not gonna trick me Only immature people watch cartoons / No no It won't count against you I don't want to watch alone / Nice try / If you don't untie me I'll cut myself free with the shattered skull of your dog's bloody carcass |
| itswalky.com/d/20020325.html | Only one day left and you lose the bet / I know / I could break him / No I've had enough of your help / I really hoped it wouldn't come to this but my backup plan will not fail / I'd like 10 bean burritos 5 soft tacos and oh 13 cups of pintos / Taco Bell / TRASH |
| itswalky.com/d/20020326.html | You're late for dinner Joyce I cooked pasta / No thanks I got my own / Taco Bell / Suit yourself / You know I'll be quite relieved when we have the real Walkerton back surprisingly / Because his replacement is even more disturbing / Shush |
| itswalky.com/d/20020327.html | Where'd Joyce go / She went to the bathroom about fifteen minutes ago / Oh my god You should totally see the gross poo I took in the potty / WIIGII / HA |
| itswalky.com/d/20020328.html | Pay up pay up pay up Ha Ha / But but but you I / Whatever Fine Here's your dumb money / Hee hee / Now this had better be some darn spectacular poo / Bleh I said I know you but I never said I understand you / Now wait just one second / What / What |
| itswalky.com/d/20020329.html | Give Walkerton his money back Joyce / What / Now listen / He's proved to me that he is mature in the true sense of the word He treats others with respect and knows his limitations / His erm delight in bodily functions doesn't reflect on his well hidden inner sophistication in the slightest He keeps the money / No... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020330.html | Walky and I came to an agreement / Is that so / We decided that I keep the money / Right / And also that I'm beautiful smart and queen of the ponies / With dignity intact no doubt / PPFFT |
| itswalky.com/d/20020331.html | What's this / It's one of those Jared's Subway Diet journals / I'm supposed to write everything I eat and its fat content Lookit how organized I am / Walkerton you've eaten nothing but Smarties for the past 24 hours / It was 2 bucks for a 3 lb bag / So this is just an elaborate method of telling us we're back... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020401.html | Where's my prince charming / Hi smoochiekins / April Fools right Please / I am the April Fool |
| itswalky.com/d/20020402.html | What happened to the new you / Tried it Got rid of it Didn't work for me / What do you mean it didn't work It was perfect / It was fun but it got boring / I can live with boring / Sssh You'll spoil our evening / Ugh too late / You know how I spell boring C H U C K Y C H E E S E S Eh |
| itswalky.com/d/20020403.html | You're quiet Talk to me Have fun / C'mon this'll be by best birthday ever / or maybe my worst / All these birthdays yet you never act older |
| itswalky.com/d/20020404.html | Smile / Off / I'm not a girlfriend I'm a babysitter / Betcha I can fit this whole piece in my mouth |
| itswalky.com/d/20020405.html | David Walkerton I think I need some time away from you / What / I hardly ever see you as it is recently / Well / What other guy would stick forks in his ears for you in public / That's um sort of the point / Ain't no pleasin' you |
| itswalky.com/d/20020406.html | Fine Leave me an' go back to spending all your time alone with no friends / And you can go back to pleasing no one but yourself inside your baby world |
| itswalky.com/d/20020407.html | Oh Hi Mike You're why the lights are on / Hi ratface / I told him too soon I ruined his birthday / It just slipped out / It's best to tell him the truth It's harsh but you can't live a lie / Besides he'll just run back to Joyce / I need a hug |
| itswalky.com/d/20020408.html | The Bermuda Triangle / The time draws nigh Soon I shall rule / Mwa ha ha ha ha / Wo That was perfect Mel / Thanks / CLAP CLAP / Do him again / I wish I was programmed to be easily amused / Four Words Mwa ha ha |
| itswalky.com/d/20020409.html | Monkey Master / Oh / Maintain the balance / Eek A hippie |
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