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| itswalky.com/d/20010812.html | Sorry I'm late |
| itswalky.com/d/20010813.html | Usted esta bajo / kkxxx / Ooh spider / Bleh / Tarantuguns / Customs agents if you will / Very picky / No one ever tried to disembowel me when I came to the States / Guess I didn't pay them off enough |
| itswalky.com/d/20010814.html | Walkerton I'm so glad we're okay / Dina ya might've thought it'd be fun to hang around but keep in mind that our mission comes first Always / Don't expect us to haul yer ass outta trouble / You were lucky this time / I don't think your sister likes me / You prolly shouldn't hug me I've peed myself |
| itswalky.com/d/20010815.html | Heave / Thanks 128 / Glad to help / Sis / Sis I know arguing with you won't change your mind so I'm going to tickle you until you agree to help Dina along / Ah'm not ticklish / Ah told you ah'm not stop it / Itchy goo / Ah said / Yer smiling / Fine You win |
| itswalky.com/d/20010816.html | The Martian embassy It's been a long time / There A light / Mars Haven / Uh oh / Hello |
| itswalky.com/d/20010817.html | Ah swear if you've touched anything down here / Why Sal / I didn't know you cared I mean / See if ah care / See now you're overcompensating |
| itswalky.com/d/20010818.html | Ah'll kill you / Is my name Tony / Sal stop Hold on / He's obviously provoking you He wants you to chase him for whatever reason / Are you sure / Ooh spank me Spank me |
| itswalky.com/d/20010819.html | huff huff / I think I lost her / Crap / Huh / My plans suck |
| itswalky.com/d/20010820.html | Whoa who slow down now / We're here / Wait hold up Just hear me out okay / We're on the verge of the greatest civilization that ever lived The Martians could do it all span galaxies restructure their DNA even bring back the dead / But no one can get in The entire city is shielded past this embassy And I need... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010821.html | Your parents |
| itswalky.com/d/20010822.html | Let me elaborate / 25 years ago your real mother killed off the Martians / She had to have gotten inside right And that's a no no without the proper DNA / I don't know how but she must have restructured her own body chemistry to get access / She's hidden from me but you / You might do the trick |
| itswalky.com/d/20010823.html | So here's my offer Using Martian tech I'll resurrect your parents / All you have to do is get me in / That's it |
| itswalky.com/d/20010824.html | Well Is it a deal / Disgusting / They have been dead for three years Sal / Sal / No but ya get her understudy |
| itswalky.com/d/20010825.html | Walkerton But / Whoops huh / How / Her jacket a lil' seaweed voila / It is kinda hard to move like she does / But then / it's in my blood |
| itswalky.com/d/20010826.html | His fist smells like / snif snif / lonely / grunt / splat / Are you sure Walkerton's all right / Shut up an' shoot somethin' |
| itswalky.com/d/20010827.html | Squad 42 attack Monkey Master from behind / Look Dina the faster we blast the monkey the quicker we can help Walkerton okay / It's an ape / Come here |
| itswalky.com/d/20010828.html | ook ook ook / ook ook / ook ook eek / ook ook eek / Squad 42 was just monkey humped to death / We need those guns taken out / I'm on it |
| itswalky.com/d/20010829.html | Looks like this is it H.A. / By yerself in a strange place with no Honey Bun or Monkey Master or minions / Y'know yer not so scare when yer all alone / Are you normally so cocky or is it just an aftereffect of playing your sister / Gotta be the jacket |
| itswalky.com/d/20010830.html | So what's gonna get you outta this this time / What past revelation can you pull outta yer bum and bring me to my knees / Shoe's untied / Yer darn lucky they are untied / Doofus |
| itswalky.com/d/20010831.html | I know you're 'round here somewhere H.A. / Walky / Hello / Walky / Joyce How / Walky / I told you my name is Walkerton / WALKY / Oh god |
| itswalky.com/d/20010901.html | Joyce where are you / WALKY / Just hold on / Help me / WALKY / I'm almost / WALKY |
| itswalky.com/d/20010902.html | Do you remember her screams / WALKY / You were right Walky As long as there's no bad blood between us you have the upper hand / No / Please help me / As long as they know what only I know about them I can control Sal and Joyce to a reasonable extent / A relationship I intend to share with you / Remember that day Walky / Over... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010903.html | You and Joyce were on our ship for a routine checkup / But you managed to get loose you little devils We chased you all over until we finally got her / We announced over the loudspeaker that if you didn't show we'd hurt the girl / And you didn't / No you hid Despite her pleas you found a dark corner and covered... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010904.html | SNAP / Uh oh / SNAP / Ever'one duck fer cover / The ceilin's gonna |
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| itswalky.com/d/20010906.html | Beef lift that off him / What the bloody hell happened / Big Boss / God the smell / Who are these people / definitely not Fitz or Max / Big Boss is bleeding all over / God / Get Dina over here She's a scientist right / You okay / I don't know anything about medicine I was just a freshman / Where is the #ing science team / I'm... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010907.html | Professor Doc / Big Boss is down / Who dropped dead people on us / No no don't die / T Tony / He's delirious / No / Listen carefully Martian technology is far beyond our own The science team / has Tony's body ready in the submersible / He was hoping to resurrect his son / Then you'll need me / I'll get you inside Not just... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010908.html | Sal's parents / She's freakin' out We gotta get her outta here / Ah'm sorry / I'm not even sure that'll help / Ah'm so sorry / Do you really think she's our top priority right now / We don't have time to argue Everyone able help those who aren't / Grunt / Head for the entrance |
| itswalky.com/d/20010909.html | I / Hope / SNAP / You / SNAP / Die / Uh oh / WHAM / Heh / Just like your sister / I win / I'm so glad you're all right Walkerton / Where've you been |
| itswalky.com/d/20010910.html | We're in / I'll radio the science team They'll surface and unload and we'll / Are we really going to do this / All in favor |
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