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| itswalky.com/d/20010708.html | What was that for / You should be 'shamed of yerself / What / You told Dina Joyce is prettier than her when you were drunk last night / I did not / Ah'm not the one who needs convincing Dina's home crying because of your stupid ass / Maybe this will blow over in the morning / Maybe you need another whack |
| itswalky.com/d/20010709.html | Where you headed / I gotta talk to Dina / What about / Oh y'know / stuff / You think I'm beautiful |
| itswalky.com/d/20010710.html | Stop before you blurt out No and run away just sit with me / We haven't talked since forever so talk to me / Honestly / Please / Do I have to |
| itswalky.com/d/20010711.html | So you liked me as more than a friend and never told me / Why / I guess / I was afraid of what you'd say / What if you laughed at me and said No I hate you / Walky / I would have said yes |
| itswalky.com/d/20010712.html | You like me Joyce / Yes I'm so sorry I got mad at you over the mind wiper / Oh my gosh this is sooo cool / Yay go us / what / Dina |
| itswalky.com/d/20010718.html | You'd better go talk to Dina / Yeah I know / Want me to go with you / No no I think that'd be bad |
| itswalky.com/d/20010719.html | Walkerton Hi / Hi Dina / I wasn't expecting you this afternoon / Sit down and I'll go get some nachitos / Jurassic |
| itswalky.com/d/20010720.html | Walkerton you're trembling / A am I / Yes what's wrong / I / Dina you're so good to me / Don't let me take you fer granted ever again |
| itswalky.com/d/20010721.html | Joyce / I should have known better than to think I was wanted / Uh okay |
| itswalky.com/d/20010722.html | Somewhere in the Atlantic / There has got to be a more efficient way to find Martian ruins / Monkey Master you're the one You make bathtime lots of fun Monkey Master I'm awfully fond of you / Stop that |
| itswalky.com/d/20010723.html | These Martian scanners are worthless / Boss maybe we should try the sensitive scanner / Absolutely not / But it's their most sensitive equipment / Ohh fine / You won't understand me You won't / As user friendly as ever eh |
| itswalky.com/d/20010724.html | Look scanner don't give me more Melotian crap okay I want Martian M A R T I A N Got it / whimper / You don't love me / It's like talking to a woman / Oh like you'd know / Quiet wench / Sensitive Scanner 1 Head Alien 0 |
| itswalky.com/d/20010725.html | I don't care if we never find Martian ruins I'm never using the Sensitive Scanner again / scratch scratch / You look simply stunning today / I'm all yours sweetie |
| itswalky.com/d/20010726.html | At long last / The exact coordinates of the old Martian empire's Earth hub / Unseen by most for over 10000 years / Up ahead / the embassy building gateway to the empire / and all the lethal enforcement that entails |
| itswalky.com/d/20010727.html | Hrm DNA access codes are required for the shield perimeter to power down / Blast it / SPLUDGE / Eyew Blue bloated soggy monkeys / I told you there's a leak in my ammo chamber |
| itswalky.com/d/20010728.html | Blast The embassy is impenetrable We need the proper DNA access codes / That means we need an able Martian which is impossible / Unless / SEMME squadrons are patrolling the area in great numbers / Yes / For once let's draw attention to ourselves / Yeah we know how little you like attention |
| itswalky.com/d/20010729.html | And so / When did this search mission become a battlefield / Fitz couldja get over here / On my way Lith / Squad 37 regroup / Whoa hey / Hi / No I don't want to die a vir / Now that I've got your attention |
| itswalky.com/d/20010730.html | Why did the raptors in Jurassic Park III have spikes on 'em / Feathers / Recently discovered fossil imprints show that dinosaurs were covered in down feathers like birds / Dinosaurs aren't 'sposed to be fuzzy / Sorry but there's no way around it / Bleh / Science would be cool if it weren't for all the stupid fa... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010731.html | RARRR / That's my lil' dino / RARR / RARR / RARR / Rarr |
| itswalky.com/d/20010801.html | So what are we here for / Ask Big Boss / We just got this from squad 37 / The aliens just showed up killed Hooper an' left / Max Tony and Zack went after them / This whole thing reeks of a setup SEMME central Damn their testosterone / They're probably all dead |
| itswalky.com/d/20010802.html | Squad 128 you're my best team / Odds are the aliens found the Martians / Professor is Joyce ready to join them / Absolutely / Dina You're less biased / Huh / Is she stable / No |
| itswalky.com/d/20010803.html | Big boss / Quiet Joyce / Well 128 you're short a member Who can fill her spot / I will / Dina Aren't you a pacifist / A Scientist / I want to expand my knowledge in the field of explodology / That's really grasping but since you're trying so hard |
| itswalky.com/d/20010804.html | Squad 128 you're to rendezvous with the rest of the squads already patroling the Bermuda triangle / Here the spot squad 37 last hailed from / Dress for tropics / The professor's team and myself will accompany you / You Big Boss Why / We're dealing with Martians Jason I'm one of two people alive who's ever seen... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010805.html | The Bermuda triangle / Isn't it a bit warm for that jacket / No / These are the coordinates where I lost the others / My condolences Lith / Get ready troops Even though the Martians are gone doesn't mean it's all nicey nice down there / I wonders what he's thinking of / wedgie |
| itswalky.com/d/20010806.html | Oh my god I found Zack / He's cut raht in two / Monkey Master couldn't do that / Uh oh |
| itswalky.com/d/20010807.html | Big Boss this is 128 and 135 We found Zack both halves of him / I'll send Squad 98 to your position / Squad 98 / Squad 98 Where are you / I'll be right there / Did we use up our uh oh quota |
| itswalky.com/d/20010808.html | I'm g getting some heat r readings / Where / Over where Where / Jim don't panic |
| itswalky.com/d/20010809.html | U.S.S. Charge / Professor we're suffering heavy casualties come in / I'm here Big Boss What's going on down there / I'm not sure It's too fast / Well what should we do / I don't know / Should I send her down to help / No There'll be enough death by day's end / She should consider herself damn lucky she's not down h... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010810.html | Identificacinnn por favor Identification please |
| itswalky.com/d/20010811.html | BLAM BLAM BLAM / That was your fault buttpipe / SHOVE / Walky / WALKY |
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