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| itswalky.com/d/20010208.html | Ah squad 128 About time you came up to see me / I've only been idling here to be able to watch you die / Joyce / Hey / Hey |
| itswalky.com/d/20010209.html | Get your ship off my head / Get your head out of my spaceship / Two great tastes / Stop it / Storm him troops / BLAM BLAM BLAM / EEK EEK OOK EEK / If I had elbows I'd kill you / Oop |
| itswalky.com/d/20010210.html | Look you crazies get off my monkey / Let Big Boss go / You know what Screw you / Monkey Master destroy Denver / With what Guns that shoot monkeys / I'm useless / Monkey Master destroy Denver / Whatever |
| itswalky.com/d/20010211.html | Yes Monkey Master Destroy Denver Reveal ourselves to the humans / Then we have to stop him troops / At any cost / But Big Boss / You and Sal do what you can / Okay then / Bye / Bye / But I never / Afraid so Walkerton If we don't stop the head alien before we reach civilization / Danger / We get to be heroes |
| itswalky.com/d/20010212.html | Okay now practice your rampaging monster face / Rarr / Good / Big Boss We're here to get you out / Sal / As much as I appreciate this we can't risk Monkey Master reaching Denver / Just set the charges and detonate them / Right |
| itswalky.com/d/20010213.html | Joyce go tell Jason to detonate the bomb / But / Go / Why are you staying / Ah don't feel ah should leave you here alone sir / Sal get out of here Stop acting foolish / That's an order / Yes sir / Ah'm sorry |
| itswalky.com/d/20010214.html | Sal says to set off the charges / Where is she / Still down there / Are we still gonna / Mike hold the bomb I need to retrieve Sal / If I'm not back in five / Seconds / Maybe I should hold that |
| itswalky.com/d/20010215.html | Sal what are you doing down here / Ah almost compromised the mission / And so are you Detonate the bomb / Ah We must be strong no matter what / Yes that's true / If only you really believed that |
| itswalky.com/d/20010216.html | Set the bomb / Is Sal coming / That's up to her / GNNGH / It's amazin' how Big Boss fit between them bars so easily / GUH / Be kind / Okay team dogpile on the girl with the jetpack |
| itswalky.com/d/20010217.html | One more hill and humanity is upon us Mwahahaha / What of squad 128 / What about them / My field of vision isn't the greatest but I haven't seen them in a while / Nonsense Nothing can stop us now / What's that sound / BRAKOW |
| itswalky.com/d/20010218.html | So / I wasn't going to leave you behind / I was 100% certain you would have come back and I was right / You know me that well huh / Two years ago I met you as a scared little high school girl You liked to hide it but I could see it under your skin / You wear many masks Sal but your core remains the same / Blast... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010219.html | The martians had the most advanced technology in the galaxy And yet so much of it remains hidden elusive / Until now / They possessed remarkable scanning tools / The saucer's scanners are picking somethin' up chief / What What / The La Brea tarpits / That's it / Dude that place ruled in Last Action Hero / / Wow Your... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010220.html | The martians had spaceships shaped like a duck / No but I've got a word in mind that sounds like it / / You'll be telling your grandchildren about this day Melonpool / In a few minutes Jalea Bates will perform her hit pop song Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful on the Grammys and become a household name / Just... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010221.html | This ship is beyond our comprehension / What do you mean / There's no engine sir It must be propelled by some real slick tech / These guys are way beyond us / In that case they will tell us their secrets and be destroyed / Grab DNA The martian scanners will find their evil lair / They've got cable / Okay not that's... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010222.html | The captive awakes / Huh Wha / Alright bucko Who are you Where are you from We have ways to make you talk / Look if this is about my citizenship I can explain / Whoa whoa we're not the government Flattered but no / Can I explain It's reeally ingenious / / I need my car keys have you seen Mayberry / I think he drove... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010223.html | Thanks for retrieving the Steel Duck but power and prestige and money await / Hey / Not so fast We'll rip your secrets from you with bad television / Ha Good luck / CLICK / AAAUGH / Whoa that was easy / LIVE / / You're on next Miss Bates / Uh oh Where's Ralph / I'd better find him I'll never hear the end of it if he misses... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010224.html | How's about a deal You help me fix the Steel Duck so I can get off this mudball / Yes / And I'll give you all our secrets / Yes / So how does it fly without an engine / I've never seen such marvels / Um let's say we fix it first / Oooo Suspense / / Aside from his hat I don't see a sign of Ralph / And now Jalea Bates / ON... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010225.html | You think that I'm shallow and you tell me that I'm cruel but you don't hate me / Because I'm beautiful / It's Jalea Bates / You'd think Eminem woulda scared you off Joy / Whoa that boy ain't human / What boy / Somethin's up Let's go / / Too bad you didn't win that Grammy Jalea / I hope this teaches you to keep your... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010226.html | Where in the galaxy are your evil legions located / Evil legions / You know your hordes of minions poised for universal conquest / I'd rather not say / I know what you mean Whenever we mention we're from the planet Alien we get the strangest looks / / Mayberry I can locate Ralph / You can How / We used the sensors... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010227.html | Ugh this place is a mess / Well we did some rummaging / Here put my dup o matic over there / Please explain / The dup o matic It makes clones / Eeevil clones / Smell that Spring lilacs / Depends on your perspective / Ooo / / I can't believe no one else wanted to look for Ralph / They had their reasons Ralph makes Sammy run... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010228.html | Hold still / ZAP / How do you feel / I want to direct a romantic comedy starring Rosie O'Donnel and Gary Coleman / Gimme that / Wanna write poetry / Get away from me freak / / Were are we going again / Ta Jalea Bates' apartment / She's our only link ta the alien we saw on the Grammys Ah won't rest 'til ah get ta the bottom... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010301.html | So then the six solar panels should help us jumpstart the Duck / Where'd you say we are again / An uncharted desert isle / What / Just a migraine / Now about the engine / Is there one / Oh yeah It can run circles around any other / What's the wheel for / / We're investigating two alien sightings One was at the Grammys... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010302.html | The engine is a wheel / Yeah / Ooo he's good / TAP TAP TAP / Of course now I shall have to eradicate him / / Ah can't believe ah'm flyin' the aliens ta the Bermuda triangle / We have to Their doohicky will pinpoint the alien base / Don't worry Sal SEMME says they're no threat Besides this one's adorable / And don't forget... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010303.html | WHEEZE PANT PANT WHEEZE / These grunts are expendable just the way I like them but it isn't enough / I need something more but what / I'm sure something will hit me eventually / SIP / / My the aliens definitely don't want us gettin' in there Ah've never seen it so guarded / We have to get in Their friend is inside / If... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010304.html | Traitorous cur / I thought we had something special But it was only about you you you Didn't my feelings matter at all / I tried to deal with this rationally and move on but I just can't put it behind me / So I'll just wipe you off the face of the earth / YAWN / Heck I feel better already / Are we through yet / / This... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010305.html | Die / BLAM / Hey no fair / Jalea no / She's a robot / She saved you Ralph / Of course she did She's programmed to be my bodyguard / And III I III I III will always lo ove you uuu u / And you can save me next Melonpool / Hey / / Take cover / To my lab / I can't believe that Jalea Bates is a robot / Can you fix her Ralph / All we... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010306.html | Strike hard an' fast / Strike / We're not trained alien fighters / I don't even have negative emotions / Freeze earthlings / Well yer gettin' the crash course / Wait we're trained / / It's no use There's just too many of them / It wouldn't be so bad if you guys would fight too / I'll help as soon as I find the stun on... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010307.html | Joyce Help me herd these aliens to the other side of the room / Okay / What does that thing do / You'll see / ZAP / Uh now there's twice as many Ah might hafta kill you now / Women have no patience I swear / / Ah knew you were in cahoots You just duplicated the alien army / Correction I made opposites Positives and negatives... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010308.html | Ah'll fend off these last few aliens Y'all get the Duck runnin' / Y'all / What is this hee haw / You Go Now / Sorry toots I have to stay here / You doofs get on the bridge and someone fly this thing / Ooh ooh me / Should we be worried / Two words seat belts / Ooo buttons / / I can't find the start button on this thing / Omigosh... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010309.html | Set thrusters to go Mr. Walk / Wiigii / The suction It's / Houston this is a kickbutt ride / / Rats That hole in the hull is creating more suction than I anticipated / Ack I lost my grip I'm a goner for sure / Good bye cruel world / You don't see drama like this in Mutts |
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