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itswalky.com/d/20000812.html Hey whatcha talkin' about / Nuffin / Walkerton wanted to ask ya somethin' / What's the question / Will you kill my sister
itswalky.com/d/20000813.html Ah don't think you like Joyce as much as you say you do / Hey I do too / Then why ain't ya told her yet / I almost did / I can't help it if she's funny an' purty an' stuff How could she like dumb ol' me / See Just tell her that / She deserves quality chicken with no steroids and no hormones because she can / But feel...
itswalky.com/d/20000814.html Walkerton hey Tell the others I'm headin' out for a bit / Go with her you idiot / PANT / Whew I / PANT / Fancy seein' you here / How'd you
itswalky.com/d/20000815.html So where ya off to / McDonald's / They've got cute little Hello Kitty toys in their Happy Meals all month / You aren't gonna laugh at me like the others are you / Naw it's actually kinda attractive / What / Nothing
itswalky.com/d/20000816.html I'd like a Happy Meal please / Uh me too / The things I do for Hello Kitty / And to add insult to injury I got some ugly bat guy thing / Ooh monkey
 
itswalky.com/d/20000817.html Thanks for coming with me Walkerton / No probs / Sometimes I feel alienated from the rest of our squad / I feel so different / But different is good / Tomorrow we eat at Arbys
itswalky.com/d/20000818.html Jason and Mike sorta get along you and Sal are pretty close / Everyone stays away from me / I don't / But you don't know me Heck I don't know myself / That's the problem when your mind's wiped You don't remember anything / Never thought of it that way
itswalky.com/d/20000819.html Y'know in a way I sorta understand / People treat me different just like you It's 'cuz we've kept the blissful qualities from our youth / 'Cuz my life is simple it's somehow worth less / Walkerton I didn't know you were perceptive like that / It comes an' goes
itswalky.com/d/20000820.html Sometimes I get flashes blurry memories of people and places I don't recognize / Friends / I think so / How can an apartment full of five people be so lonely
itswalky.com/d/20000821.html Joyce Nicole Brown Birthdate May 5 1979 Fort Wayne Indiana Marital Status single Parents Richard and Carol Brown Education Indiana University Major Elementary education Blood type
 
itswalky.com/d/20000822.html She needs to know nothing Her life is here now / This is a direct violation
itswalky.com/d/20000823.html Joyce Get up / W whuh / Aliens are in Florida We're on duty / Where's Walkerton / I need an 8 to 5 job
itswalky.com/d/20000824.html I can't find Walkerton / He's probably dead / Who saw him last / We went to McDonald's / Don't you have enough Happy Meal toys / Mike eats them / Better than their food
itswalky.com/d/20000825.html We're leaving without Walkerton / Any objections / Ah / Good then we're set / Hold on to yer butt Joyce We're 'bout to go on his power trip / Whee / Everyone follow me
itswalky.com/d/20000826.html SEMME / Notice how smoothly this is going without him / Look Jason this is a government agency / Ah don't care whose penis is bigger / How about you stop covering for your brother / Yer certainly the bigger dick / What's a penis
 
itswalky.com/d/20000827.html Miami / Squad 42 / Oh 128 On time for once / We were under different management / Whatever Let me bring you up to speed / The aliens are in the building across the street / Squad 283 is on recon / We're waiting for their / FIK FWIK FIK / BWAM / Oh jeez
itswalky.com/d/20000828.html Dammit / You keep the civilians away we're / Okay we'll keep the civilians away / Yay
itswalky.com/d/20000829.html Okay team / Mike Sal You head on in first Joyce Come with me Walkerton / He's not here remember / Yeah
itswalky.com/d/20000830.html Time is of the essence team I don't think this building will hold much longer / Jason ah think I found squad 283 / Are they / I think so / Mike / KICK KICK / Ow
itswalky.com/d/20000831.html Are you from squad 283 / cough / Yes / The head alien he's / KICK / MIKE / He was boring
 
itswalky.com/d/20000901.html Great Mike Now all of squad 283 is out cold / They suck anyway / Carry them out of here The rest of us are going in
itswalky.com/d/20000902.html Keep close attention team We don't know what the aliens have in store for us / You mean like a foot / A what / A giant robot foot / You're being silly
itswalky.com/d/20000903.html Hey you Need some help there / It's smokey / So I see / What brings you to the middle of nowhere / I'm trying to help this girl / You see now that's sweet I can't figger my boyfriend out We had sex and it made him sick He only wants me to rub his feet He doesn't even like to watch me try on underwear / And he plays...
itswalky.com/d/20000904.html Whoops / A project in progress of mine / Sorry / The real prize is behind door number two / What / Huh / Woo Deja vu I can remember
itswalky.com/d/20000905.html Mechs Head alien you're goofy / We can control these with our minds / Oh right / Dopey me / That's right Upsy daisy Mr. Robot / Nice robot / Bad robot BAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
itswalky.com/d/20000906.html SLAM / You think I'm that dumb to send alien tech after you without completely retooling them / Minus one more human eh
itswalky.com/d/20000907.html We've got to get to Joyce / See if she's / Alive The bottom line is we need to stop the aliens / Jason ah / You what / I'm sure Tony misses your sympathy / Asshole / Um / BZZZZZZZZ
itswalky.com/d/20000908.html Joyce / COUGH / Didn't know you / COUGH / cared / Joyce / Jason's right ain't he / Ah've lost sight of the bottom line / And now / Ah think we've lost
itswalky.com/d/20000909.html Heh heh / How quickly you fall / You ain't got us yet / N no / I give up
itswalky.com/d/20000910.html See Now it's home / Take that down or I'll shove it up your rear / I told you rentin' a house for the semester would cramp our style Dan / It'll be fine / Hmph / No chick's tellin' me what I can do / RIP / CRAM / CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE / I used to have a problem with wiping well too Joe / Shut up
 

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