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| itswalky.com/d/20000613.html | We rushed here to save your sorry rear / We had to rescue squad 135 here and we still don't know where 253 / C'mere Jason / Yes / SMACK / Bloody / Yes |
| itswalky.com/d/20000614.html | Hmph Not one word from those two of what happened back there What of the nachitos The aliens / Boy I sure kicked some alien butt sis / Too bad the head alien got away bro / Efficient |
| itswalky.com/d/20000615.html | Beef / So it turns out Sal is my real twin and not you They say you were switched / Grunt / What do you mean I told you so / Grunt / You wish you had my genes |
| itswalky.com/d/20000616.html | C'mere Daniel That's a good puppy / Yes I'll wuv you forever and ever Yes I / Hey come back Come back Daniel / Breaks the heart doesn't it |
| itswalky.com/d/20000617.html | Bah / Darn those humans That was my most favorite base / Computers destroyed and Where's my mutant honey bun / Jessica someone's drowning I'm gonna go save them in slow motion / They look like a giant frosted snack cake |
| itswalky.com/d/20000618.html | Alright girls we've got a new lifeguard / His name's Honey / Is he replacing Tiffany while she's fighting bulemia / Or Vanessa and her pain killer addiction / And Mark's in jail for burglary / Alisha's getting her boobs done don't forget / Someone's drowning again I swear every five minutes / Let's run |
| itswalky.com/d/20000619.html | Whee It's summer / Time to hit the beach get a tan play volleyball swwwim / Joyce we live in Colorado There isn't a coast for over a thousand miles / 'Kay I'll go fill up the tub |
| itswalky.com/d/20000620.html | Well ain't this a pathetic little setup / Gee all you need is sand / Don't blame me for your dry and itchy scalp |
| itswalky.com/d/20000621.html | Heads up troops we're moving out / Big Boss wants us back to that island where our two new siblings adventured / Pack lightly and we'll be on our way |
| itswalky.com/d/20000622.html | Investigative reports from the alien base ruins require further analysis You'll rendezvous with the other squads on location / Temporarily Walkerton will serve as your squadron leader / What / He don't gotta pulse / That's his bow tie commander |
| itswalky.com/d/20000623.html | Big Boss Are you insane Walkerton can't lead th / It's temporary He was there and he's an abductee / Good luck / Okay everyone Get in that blue thing / Our craft / We are so dead |
| itswalky.com/d/20000624.html | Okay Walkerton I know you don't like this any more than I / What say you pretend you're in charge I relay commands through you and none are the wiser / I'll have no more backtalk soldier / SLAP / Whee fun |
| itswalky.com/d/20000625.html | What are your orders / Commander / er / Can we play on the beach / Er I don't th / I already got my swimsuit on under my clothes / T towel Sun block / You look flushed |
| itswalky.com/d/20000626.html | Interesting command decision commander / Bleah / Might I radio Big Boss and ask for a paddle boat / You try doing a better job / Okay / Psyche / I'm leaving to look for some adults / You'll hold this and like it soldier |
| itswalky.com/d/20000627.html | Wasn't squadron 128 supposed to join us / An hour ago yeah / This has got to be the world's worst excavation Matt / Hey / Graham's S.O.S.ing / Prove your faith brethren |
| itswalky.com/d/20000628.html | Why are you still here sis / Ah dunno / You like her don't you / HACK KOF |
| itswalky.com/d/20000629.html | Like who Me I don't like anybody / Yeah I hate everyone Hate Jason an' Mike an' Joyce an' I don't know what you're talking about / Bro this isn't junior high / And I especially hate Joyce |
| itswalky.com/d/20000630.html | I told you I don't like Joyce / Come on Walkerton / Ah can tell jus' by the way ya act 'round her / Can not / Fine Ah won't give ya any advice then / Well uh you could for uh future reference |
| itswalky.com/d/20000701.html | There was a guy in high school a bit like you who / How like me / He wore the same damn shirt / Aw Really / Ya gonna let me tell the story or not / Considerin' how often you spill yer guts I think I'd better |
| itswalky.com/d/20000702.html | Later Sal Seeya Mary / He's a nice guy / Danny Yeah / Ooh maybe he's free on Friday / Sal get back here / You just moved here a week ago What will people think / Hey lookit that cute couple / Nonono What would you think if it happened to someone else / They must be havin' lots an' lots of sex / Exactly / An' be extremely... |
| itswalky.com/d/20000703.html | Ah'd learned that drawin' attention to myself was the fastest way to make friends / 'Cuz ah knew ah wouldn't be 'round for long / Our family moved around a lot In nineth grade we settled in Indiana for a while / New in town Come stay at the l'Hotel de Joe Heh heh / Looks like you got a few vacancies |
| itswalky.com/d/20000704.html | Joe was the first person ah met there / Ah shoved him into his locker a few days later / Mary was the second She seemed to invest a lot of interest in me / Ah thrived on attention so she was a dream come true / Though the details of life were lost on her / Get those off your head People will see you / Great |
| itswalky.com/d/20000705.html | My books fell out of my locker that day an' a nice guy named Danny helped me pick them up / MATH / It was odd he had taken a likin' to me without me resortin' to attention gettin' / So lesson one with here Honesty is good / Her There is no her Really I hate her |
| itswalky.com/d/20000706.html | Hey there / Hey / What's new / Nuffin' much / Same here / Good / Well later / See ya / I made progress / Oh I don't see her with you |
| itswalky.com/d/20000707.html | Talked to Sal again today / Leave your balls behind as usual / I'll ask her when I'm good and ready / Asking a girl out doesn't take months of premeditation / Or are you waiting for her to make the first move / Can ah please make the first move / No |
| itswalky.com/d/20000708.html | Ah don't see why ah can't ask him out / Think Sal / There could only be two reasons he hasn't made the first move One he doesn't like you Two he's a spineless chump / Maybe ah like chumps / Fortunately for you there's no shortage of them |
| itswalky.com/d/20000709.html | I'm gonna give Sal this card / Lemme see that / To a good friend / Yep / You must die now / Hey / Ow Ow Hey / Oh hi Sal / I gotcha this card / For me / Y / He made the first move / Can I borrow that card |
| itswalky.com/d/20000710.html | Don't sit around waiting for something to happen between you an' Joyce 'cuz it won't / Ya hafta make it happen / So go over there right now an' tell her / An' get this squadron back on its real mission or ah'll kick yer ass / Yes ma'am |
| itswalky.com/d/20000711.html | Um hey Joyce / Yeah / W we're gonna meet up with the other teams now okay / Okies / Bleah / HOP HOP HOP |
| itswalky.com/d/20000712.html | Geeze what took you / We went swimming / Whatever We need you on the west perimeter / Commander I'll need to know what happened here / The base fell apart / You want to be smacked don't you |
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