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| itswalky.com/d/20000514.html | Whatcha doin' for mothers day Sal / Nothing / Oh wait sorry You don't talk much and I assumed / No ah just prefer not to talk about my parents / They disgusted me They were always behavin' like children backstabbin' an' retaliatin' against each other like a kid who takes his ball home since he can't be the pitcher / Some... |
| itswalky.com/d/20000515.html | Mail call / One for you Walkerton / Wiigii / Three for Jason / Two for / HEY / Walkerton / We have your nachitos NEENER The Aliens |
| itswalky.com/d/20000516.html | Where are you going / The aliens stole my nachitos See ya / Where are you going We don't know where the aliens are / I gotta map / Ooo A Burger King name the states placemat |
| itswalky.com/d/20000517.html | I dunno where those aliens are but I'll find 'em / Okay Good luck / CLICK / d the lord h / CLICK / amigo fies / CLICK / Backstre / AM radio doesn't offer much in the way of inspirational driving music / eet's back alright |
| itswalky.com/d/20000518.html | VROOM / Where's he goin' / To get his nachitos back from the aliens / What By himself / Uh oh / Yeah |
| itswalky.com/d/20000519.html | Suit up We're goin' after Walkerton He's in trouble / Hello When did you start caring about your teammates' lives Sal / Ah sacrificed Tony's life for his ah'm not lettin' the kid die this easily / Okay / You have a dizzying morality / You mean consistant |
| itswalky.com/d/20000520.html | Right We find Walkerton slap sense into him and return home / I'm not risking my neck for snack chips / Don't worry Jason Walkerton's probably driving around in circles downtown / What could he possibly do / SEMME |
| itswalky.com/d/20000521.html | Sal stole an alien ship to fly home from their base the night Tony died / If I could find that ship I could trace that route backwards to the aliens and / And / When'd I get smart |
| itswalky.com/d/20000522.html | Incoming craft your shortness / Excellent / Begin phase 2 / Okie dokie / DING DONG / Will someone get that / BLAM BLAM / Aie / Ahh company's arrived |
| itswalky.com/d/20000523.html | BLAM / POW BAFF / I figger he's dead by now / Most likely |
| itswalky.com/d/20000524.html | Chief he's almost into the mech bay / I know / But chief he's an abductee He can control th / I realize that / Nothing happens that I haven't designed Do you understand / 'N Sync / I was careless |
| itswalky.com/d/20000525.html | BOOF / Helloooooo / I brought some toys of mine / Good because pa wants to play |
| itswalky.com/d/20000526.html | Where are the nachitos head alien / Not quite yet / I lured you here for a purpose / Pity / I'd hoped the girl'd come too / What girl / Joyce / Hush now Bow before me Walkerton / Your creator |
| itswalky.com/d/20000527.html | Bow Creator / I had a mommy and daddy / Of course But it was I who molded you into you / Are you crazy / I predicted I'd have to beat it into you Very well / Honey |
| itswalky.com/d/20000528.html | Walkerton meet the Giant Mutant Frosted Honey Bun / And he's but one incentive / Join me or every SEMME agent in your apartment building dies / Including Joyce whom you mention so often yes / Either you all live or you all die / An easy decision |
| itswalky.com/d/20000529.html | Big Boss Walker / I know / He stole one of our captured aircraft a short while ago / Whoa / Looks like you were right Sa / She's gone / Should've seen that coming |
| itswalky.com/d/20000530.html | I've already sent squads 135 and 253 after him / You're welcome to join / Screw Walkerton I'm going home / Oh no you don't Mike / We're going after him / He'd do the same for you right / No / Point |
| itswalky.com/d/20000531.html | Where are you going / To save my friends / Friends / You were their go fer / SPEW / WHAM / I offer you the world / Your nachitos / How 'bout clean clothes |
| itswalky.com/d/20000601.html | Sir Incoming SEMME ships / Wiigii / Fire / Trying to get loose |
| itswalky.com/d/20000602.html | Wha / POF / Haha Gotcha / Perimeter breach sir / Okay time out |
| itswalky.com/d/20000603.html | Ah she's decided to join us after all / She's into th SKRTT / What's going on / Every wonder why you didn't become my slave on year zero / Not really / Hey I said time out / Look I ain't got all day Just darn tell me what this is about / Okay four words |
| itswalky.com/d/20000604.html | Your twin sister Sal |
| itswalky.com/d/20000605.html | I'll be over here Inform me when you resume breathing |
| itswalky.com/d/20000606.html | But How / Oh come on / Every single abductee shut down at year zero except for you two Hello / And Joyce / Oy And I thought she was the stalky one / Is that a screensaver |
| itswalky.com/d/20000607.html | You see I wanted the two of you to serve me without the need for brainwashing / Controlled zombies have their limits after all / The three of us will rule the cosmos / So whaddya say Huh / No way in hell / Hrm / Can I have Ohio |
| itswalky.com/d/20000608.html | There's no way ah'm joining you after what you did to me / An' what you did to Joyce / Ah got half a mind to / Feh All I did was give you and Joyce what you wanted / I gave Joyce back her purity / You killed my parents / Ppff They weren't even yours |
| itswalky.com/d/20000609.html | Shut up You've ruined my entire life step by step / You took away everything my family my soulmate / I wouldn't do this / Oh / With one word all of SEMME dies / Acceptable losses / Oh crap |
| itswalky.com/d/20000610.html | Remember abductees have an affinity with alien technology / Including this base / You wouldn't dare / You know me / Ah dare / RUMBLE RUMBLE / Is there a history of mental illness in our family Sal / Run Walkerton |
| itswalky.com/d/20000611.html | Sal / Ah said go Ah'm bringin' this place down / No / I can stop this Sal / I'm an abductee too / It's not working / Her will's too strong human Heh / Sal this this isn't necessary / You might have lost stuff you had but not everything I mean c'mon / Ya still got a brother |
| itswalky.com/d/20000612.html | Here's where we heard the / noise / The alien base lies in ruins / Thank you Mr. Narrator |
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