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| itswalky.com/d/20000414.html | Hey mister ya got any monkeys in here / No monkeys are not legal pets / Aw why not / They carry diseases / I'll make it worth your while / We don't take Canadian / It's Monopoly money |
| itswalky.com/d/20000415.html | If you want a more playful pet a dog would be more appropriate / 'Kay / Try this one / Ooo / Aw his widdle nose is wet So cu u ute / He's dalmatian / I don't see any spots / So I don't have eyeballs |
| itswalky.com/d/20000416.html | Hey doggy / And stay out |
| itswalky.com/d/20000417.html | You got a dog / He's a puppy / Absolutely not / But Jason / Dogs are dumb needy smelly dirty creatures that require / Heh heh He can stay |
| itswalky.com/d/20000418.html | You stay in here puppy This is your house / That's a good puppy Yes You're a happy puppy A happy puppy Uh huh / RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE / Hap hap ha h hap ppy py py p p p pup pu |
| itswalky.com/d/20000419.html | BARK BARK / C'mere doggy / MI I IKE |
| itswalky.com/d/20000420.html | Mike Leave my puppy alone / Someone around here needs to see that it's taken care of properly / Oh / He needs to be neutered / Give me those |
| itswalky.com/d/20000421.html | C'mon boy let's go outside / BARK / It's cold out so we'll hafta bundle up all snug |
| itswalky.com/d/20000422.html | Have you given him a name / Not yet / How about / Danny / How about not / Daniel then |
| itswalky.com/d/20000423.html | You're a good puppy Daniel Oh yesh you are / I know that expression / Oh when did I see it previously / I'm on to you Sal What happened to you Who is this Daniel And who was / What are you doing / What is it with you people and windows |
| itswalky.com/d/20000424.html | SEMME / Walkerton welcome to your SEMME training We have a long day ahead of us As you know my name is Alan / Do we have any questions before we proceed / Aren't you dead / Do you want training or not |
| itswalky.com/d/20000425.html | A small percentage of our agents have telekinetic abilities / Try bending the spoon / BAM BAM BAM BAM / Very good |
| itswalky.com/d/20000426.html | Now that it's been brought to our attention that you are an abductee we have a few questions to ask / Shoot / Do you have any pre SEMME memories of aliens / Nope / No slight memory hiccups / Nuh uh / No slight memory hiccups / Nuh uh |
| itswalky.com/d/20000427.html | When do I get to play with the guns / Play / Weapons are not toys Walkerton The're serious dangerous things / Try to hit the ducky |
| itswalky.com/d/20000428.html | Walkerton you know Professor Doc And this is his new assistant Dina / Heya / They'll be running a few tests to determine why you didn't shut down like the others on new years / The brain scan shouldn't take long You're likely missing a lobe or two / Nah I got them both right here |
| itswalky.com/d/20000429.html | There You're all hooked up / Think Walkerton What do you see / M myself / And And / And Dina / Dina / Yeah You should rent out your shiny brow as an Imax theatre |
| itswalky.com/d/20000430.html | Twenty years ago I began to create a super army of humans each augmented with special skills and knowledge / But the experiment was imperfect I needed to dispose of the evidence lest I was discovered early / Events continued towards my favor so I thought I could still pull it off / But no / Thankfully it was... |
| itswalky.com/d/20000501.html | This is the face of the being who ruined my plans / I don't take such attacks lightly no We will provoke him make him suffer / How / Where's the nachitos |
| itswalky.com/d/20000502.html | We haven't gotten any new shipments in for weeks / Sorry sir / You don't understand I need nachitos / Y you've got three bags with you s sir / Only three GAH |
| itswalky.com/d/20000503.html | I've searched every store in Colorado There's no nachitos left / What am I going to do What What / I'm not barfing up any more buttpipe / I said we're not mentioning that again |
| itswalky.com/d/20000504.html | 'Kay Mike I want you to hit me and knock me out until nachitos are back / Slug me right in the noggiin 'kay / POW / Y y ya didn't h hit hard eno enough / Nope Just right |
| itswalky.com/d/20000505.html | 'Morning Joyce / Hiya / Today's my birthday I'm 21 today / Or so I'm told / Is that so We'll have to take you out to celebrate / Aw gee / We'll hit every pub in Denver / Cute What's a pub |
| itswalky.com/d/20000506.html | Do ya wanna glass of juice while ah'm in the kitchen / No thanks Sal / Jason says we're drinking a whole lot tonight so I don't want to fill myself up early / Ah sense ignorance / I hope they have lemonade Yum |
| itswalky.com/d/20000507.html | Bootleg nachitos |
| itswalky.com/d/20000508.html | Off we go / What about the others / They're not of legal age / Legal age To do what / Do ya hear that screaming / It's my nachitos starved tummy crying out in pain |
| itswalky.com/d/20000509.html | I can't believe you took me out to a bar / You're 21 It's a bloody tradition / What were you expecting / But drinking is EVIL / Ooga booga / Well it is |
| itswalky.com/d/20000510.html | Mind Joyce that I brought you here as a gift At the very least you could go inside / I don't know / Bars aren't cesspools It's perfectly fine / Okay / Good / Let go of me |
| itswalky.com/d/20000511.html | Yuh wunna look at my tattoo / N no thanks / I wuzzint askin / I see it I see it / No my other one / Jason Jaaason |
| itswalky.com/d/20000512.html | Are you going to order anything / No / I know you have this irrational fear of anything adult but at least try something before you dismiss it / I'll have um some ale please / That's better / Ginger ale |
| itswalky.com/d/20000513.html | Sal Walkerton we're home / Puppy / So Joyce how'd it go tonight / It was hic very hic fun / Didn't drink nothin' huh / Nope / I thought alcohol's supposed to make you fuglies look good |
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