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| itswalky.com/d/19990322.html | Did he move / No I just poked him / He moved / No see I'll poke him again / Joe / Hi |
| itswalky.com/d/19990323.html | Why the hell err heck am I in the hospital / Uhh well / You had an accident kid / But I don't rememb / Wait The truck / Why are you here Sarah / Joe was at my place when he found out / And I was tied up outside the door again |
| itswalky.com/d/19990324.html | It's starting to come back to me / I can't thank you guys enough for being here / You're all here Bille Joe Joyce / Where's Ruth |
| itswalky.com/d/19990325.html | By the time the ambulance got there it was too late / No / Between your alcohol level and the truck driver the police still don't know what to do yet / No / Nothing left geeze her poor neck snapped / I'm sorry / I can't believe myself / I did this / Joe / Let him go |
| itswalky.com/d/19990326.html | Joe / Well this is fitting After having killed or driven away all my friends I'm left with people who hate me / Oh get off it We don't hate you / After all self pity flatters you much more than self righteous / Speak for yourself I'm revolted by him |
| itswalky.com/d/19990327.html | Congratulations Danny You've finally found what a sham life is / What / You've always behaved as if there were some actual purpose as if things matter / Good or bad you're screwed over / I learned that early on / Don't go looking for meaning kid You'll turn up empty / Look where it got Ruth |
| itswalky.com/d/19990328.html | Joe Wait / I don't want to talk right now / Joe your best friend needs you in there why did / I can't stay in there okay I had to leave / I don't cry all right / Ruth gave me direction She was terribly nice in a deranged way I guess / Yeah / Danny always said she hated herself Sometimes she'd say the wrong thing or... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990329.html | I can't believe it Joe You are sensitive even if it's hidden well / What / Just a minute ago you were talking about Ruth and / One exception A fluke / So you admit this whole tragedy upset you / Yes no Well sort of / And why did it upset you / Because now that Billie chick won't put out since my friend killed her... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990330.html | C'mon admit it You're a softy deep down aren't you / No Bug off / We'll see / Look A cute toddler Don't you wanna aww / I want my mommy / Cute isn't the word I was thinking of / Precious Widdle / Mission leader I've intercepted the targets and I'm being huggled |
| itswalky.com/d/19990331.html | I've got you now earthlings There's no escape Haha / Aaah The little purple smurfs / It's just an alien / But they made me watch the Sound of Music / Hey / You too Neat I'm gonna go set this little guy free / There you go little feller / out patient / University Hospital |
| itswalky.com/d/19990401.html | AAaaahhhh / I got her boys I got her / meep meep meep / Bonk Bonk / Cease and desist earthling Resistance is futile you will be assimilated / Just my luck Close encounters of the nerd kind / I got her boys I got her |
| itswalky.com/d/19990402.html | I'm never gonna understand that girl Ruth's carcass is cooling downstairs and Joyce is as hyper as ever / And the cops are questioning Danny now oy vey / This whole thing is too much to think about right now And those aliens / One target remains Derrick as we had planned / Aww more cute ali Ow Hey that wasn't... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990403.html | What the / Again / What's Joyce doing now playing dress up / That girl needs a serious beat down / University Hospital / This is sexual harassment and I don't have to take it / Joyce I know you're out here / Hey Psycho girl / Joyce / I feel so violated |
| itswalky.com/d/19990404.html | Joyce / Hi Joe / You're smiling / It stings a bit at first but it's fun / Not for much longer human Now that both of you are mine I can eliminate you / You know too much There's no other option Not that I'm complaining Heh / Yahoo / Soon my plans of world domination will be complete I will be / Wheeee / Will you cut that... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990412.html | Beware earthlings The time nears Your destruction is at hand / Your failed brainwashing was but a minor setback / Nevertheless we will prevail / The crushing grip of fatal and total devastation will / Sir I hate to interrupt but the human just left / Crap You boys go find him and I'll finish up my rant / Neat My... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990413.html | Excellent As long as we have his human friend in suspension he must return / Wheeeeeee / Our strike must be sudden and unexpected when day zero arrives All our test subjects must be destroyed / Only a few remain / There will be no mercy / bones / Our target remains inert men Set phasers to chafe / But she sleeps like... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990414.html | RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN / Waitasec These aliens never posed any real threat Why am I running / Those little smurfs couldn't hurt a / So should we terminate you with the X4000 F or do you prefer this new hand held version |
| itswalky.com/d/19990415.html | Boss we got the runaway We don't need the girl no more / Heheh good We'll dispose of her now / Tootles / Mmph / Right Which of y'all wanna be first Ah'm flexible / SHK |
| itswalky.com/d/19990416.html | Y'know what this 'ere yellow stripe means / Ah'm a member of SEMME Y'see we hunt down you aliens It's 'r job / An' ah brought some friends |
| itswalky.com/d/19990417.html | The aliens are gonna kill a girl a few blocks down Ah'll finish up here Hurry / Gotcha / Down to business then / Sal / Ah know it's me an' you know it's me Quit bein' redundant an' all |
| itswalky.com/d/19990418.html | This was a fine time to pop up again Sal / Ah didn't plan this believe me / I haven't seen you in almost what 2 years Geez / Danny's gonna piss his pants what with Ruth and everything that's / Do me a favor an' shut up Joe / You of all folks bein' one of the abductees There my exodus goes down the flusher All... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990419.html | Now that we don't need you to lure the other target back to us we can now dispose of you as we see fit / And while we have an hour or two until sunrise this should be grand fun / Ack / Well for me / Even moreso since your mind is a curiosity to us a turbulent loop of innocence and psychosis Why you're the epitomy... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990420.html | How does it feel human to protect your purity all your life only to have it ripped away moments from death / I can't think of a better end really Being forced to watch actors defiling their bodies on video / My this has been quite a successful and rewarding day And it's only 4 am / Lemme outta here |
| itswalky.com/d/19990421.html | Ah we've found the girl / Good news she's not dead yet / Aliens got 'er in some sorta beam though Rescue could be tricky / It'll require stealth then We should wait for Sal / I don't think we've got the time Jason She's starting to scream Must be horrible mental torture / Right Subdue them post haste / PREEMAARITALL... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990422.html | Tony Mike Steve distract the aliens I'll see how I can stop this contraption / Naw you'd better leave that to one of us You weren't an abductee Jason just a volunteer / What's the differ / Plenty We've got a natural affinity for alien tech / American B.S. no doubt Give me cover I'm going in / CLICHIK / Thank god... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990423.html | BLAM / An off switch would be swift yes / Don't bother I've got my own |
| itswalky.com/d/19990424.html | Sorry human but I can't let you do that The information in her brain is not for you to know / I don't know who you humans are but our secrets die with the girl / Guess 'gain / Advice eliminate threats immediately and unsloppily / You have no sense of style / WAW CHICKA WAW WAW / Hey I've seen this one |
| itswalky.com/d/19990425.html | The gig is up head alien / Tell us how to shut off the suspension beam / I think not / I have hundreds of tools at my disposal You pose no threat to me / Right / Beef deal with him / Joe turn off that freakin' porno / Aw / What've we got here Jason / This thing doesn't have a switch or whatnot I can't turn the bloody... |
| itswalky.com/d/19990426.html | Fine fine I'll turn it off Eesh / Ohh / This was fun and all but can we go home now / I suppose so Here / Try not to tell anyone about all this yes / With any luck you won't have to |
| itswalky.com/d/19990427.html | Joyce Hey you wake up / What the hell did those aliens do to you / Not that I care or anything You're an annoying little girly psycho / God dammit Ruth You turned me into a softy |
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