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| itswalky.com/d/20041003.html | Dammit / Mike / So uh it's getting pretty popular up here / Hi / Alan / You need to get back / I know what I gotta do but I just dunno how / You're special Walky You were naturally born with both human and martian DNA / The Canadian anomaly / Yes Dina / A sinkhole in the space time continuum We can nudge you there Otherwise... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041004.html | Holy wow / A moment frozen in time I can see everything / Is it my return here that gave me visions of the future / I'm not alone in here The Head Alien is tucked away too Locked / Fighting to the surface / So can I / But I can see pictures Snapshots Pieces of reality that aren't from my lifetime / The Cheese is |
| itswalky.com/d/20041005.html | Well huh / David / Some guy my mom named me after is the Cheese / In a storm of rage she took his body to the martian embassy to get him reborn / She didn't / Jason's dad came back for her but in the shuffle / David's machine malfunctioned / His soul was sucked back thousands of years ago galaxies away / Into a machine / A... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041006.html | No / I will never ever lose hope / I refuse to / RRREEAAAAK / No matter what the odds no matter what happens it is still my choice my decision my power to hold on to faith in what I believe to be true / That is the one thing that can never be taken from me unless I allow it / Because I believe that sometimes / the... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041007.html | C can't h h / Tony I'll get help I'll / Go / Mother / Father / WHUMP |
| itswalky.com/d/20041008.html | I guess these are the risks you take being a superheroine's boyfriend / Boyfriend huh / Oh I'd learn to settle for Used for ungodly intercourse / Wait / Walky / You're in there somewhere I know it / You you gotta wake up / The martians are following me / Hear my voice / Feel me / No / Th there's so little time Walky Wake... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041009.html | So you run fast / Oh yeah / Like hell / That was s'posed to be me Oh god ah'm so sor / ah / Sal / Pray / R right / Anything / God help us Wake up Walky / Give him strength to break free / Yo |
| itswalky.com/d/20041010.html | Walky Is it you / It's / it's the rain / Freeze / Heh My name is the Cheese and I can kick your butt / Where's the power booster rod / The government packed it up / Then sit tight / I'll be right back |
| itswalky.com/d/20041011.html | It's the storm we all have to endure / BAMPF / We hate it / Holy me / I feel I'm missing a reference / But it's every raindrop / it's every harsh element that runs down our faces that traces out who we are / Ark of the Covenant / Jimmy Hoffa / Our shape / It reveals the passion the defiance the space in the world the rain... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041012.html | Thanks Daniel Heh I can touch it in this body / The perks of bein' a halfbreed / This just might work after all / Even if destroys we is sent a warning to our home / We will turn over in 25 years and that time destroys your planet / Then our kids will be even more ready to kick your tushies / We are beautiful / It's... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041013.html | But never lose hope for the same ugly world that sends the rain / also gives us the sun |
| itswalky.com/d/20041014.html | So now what / Hmm / Those fleets musta come from somewhere / Robin look for survivors / If there's a mothership in orbit we could scavenge it for resurrection chamb / Great More humans / Peons created to bask in the glory of Ultra Car the destroyer of motherships |
| itswalky.com/d/20041015.html | Billie Thank god you're all right / Wow this place is a mess / Ah reckon / It's been the most amazing day Joe and I and the others flew up to the martian mothership in a talking flying car And we were being chased around inside it by hundreds of zombie astronauts / And then we found Phil the Destiny's janitor... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041016.html | So the martians are all dead / The martians are gone / Dead / Gone / And and if Danny and Joe destroyed the mothership with all of their technology / Then all of our dead / Joyce |
| itswalky.com/d/20041017.html | Behind you / I is that a component from the / Dude / How long would it take to rebuild / With Rachel a week I'd need good DNA samples from the battlefield Intact or identifiable bodies would be easiest / What about Walky Ah'm not sure we could find any of 'im / All we need is to isolate a hair Bodily fluids But... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041018.html | March 2004 / It's been an hour and it's still working That's a good sign / But as far as the world's concerned this room doesn't exist / The government / Yeah Something like that Don't think about this technology too much or your brain'll pop / The Pentagon kinda wants to sleep on it / If we're lucky in nine months... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041019.html | April 2004 |
| itswalky.com/d/20041020.html | May 2004 / Dude you totally lucked out / The martians uh were pretty good at completely destroying their victims I doubt we'll ever find anything of Mike or most of the other dead / Mandy Grace or Guns sure They might even end up being next / If there's a next / Right And dude then there's the hard questions / What... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041021.html | June 2004 / mrrmmm / mmmmph / smk / mmmmmmmm / smmk |
| itswalky.com/d/20041022.html | July 2004 / Hey Joyce / In the moments leading up to when I must give my soul up from The Cheese I realized I should write a few things down first I might not remember much afterwards / First of all I love you / You know that I tell you all the time But I want you to hear it again just in case I love you because... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041023.html | August 2004 / Long story short the president pardoned you / Good for them / 'Cuz it'd take more army than they've got left to pry me out of here / Do you do anything in moderation |
| itswalky.com/d/20041024.html | September 2004 / Earth is the only safe place in the galaxy for Monkey Master right now with his integrated martian tech That's why / Can't he be nice / Apparently he cannot So that's why I've been called into duty / What will you be doing / After some real training I'll be leading a team of elite soldiers / We'll... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041025.html | October 2004 / NO / Nobody can come in He's naked |
| itswalky.com/d/20041026.html | Regeneration complete / jmragh / November 2004 / Walky / Buh Who Where Where am I / Joyce / Yes / It's Walky / Put this on / H hey guys / Lookin' good / I've missed you so so much / mmphmm / Y'know what I think we've all learned from this I / Why did we all come here today That was stupid / Apparently / Walk faster guys / Rosenthal / ... |
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| itswalky.com/d/20041028.html | Oh Danny Hello I haven't seen you in so long / It was yesterday Joyce / Omigosh Danny look at you You're hurt / Don't worry I'll hug it all better / Joyce that's a spaghetti stain / Oh Danny you are so brave |
| itswalky.com/d/20041102.html | Ma'am I'll have what my boyfriend's having / Joyce I'm not your boyfriend / Oh How careless of me / I'll never let it happen again fianc / AAGH / Yes Let us run to cuddle / The world is not ready for our secret love |
| itswalky.com/d/20041104.html | Sarah The first step for my life plan has fallen perfectly into place and exactly on schedule / Schedule / Yes My first step is to choose a husband Step two is to name our future children by next Tuesday Step three is to graduate and get married in 834 days / You've planned your life ahead of time down to... |
| itswalky.com/d/20041109.html | Nobody should have to be awake and dressed and in class before 8 am / Two out of three school I win |
| itswalky.com/d/20041111.html | Oh Sandy Why won't Rick notice me Is it because I wear these dorky glasses / Well you are gorgeous otherwise / Then maybe that's it It's these dorky glasses that are making me unpopular in school / Let's take them off / What No Leave the glasses on You stupid morons / Sorry bud Someday geek chic will be in So... |
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