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| Historically Accurate | R. Washington: Hamilton! You let my subscription to the New Yorker lapse again!
/ R. Alexander Hamilton: Mr. President, your brusque manner is inconsistent with the historical record. / R. Washington: In case you can't read the name tag, it's R. George Washington. The "R" is for robot. So there are bound... http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/historically-accurate.html |
| Our Lives, Our Fortunes, and Our Processed Snack Foods | R. Thomas Jefferson [typing]: Rising obesity may present the most serious danger to the America's children. As the archetypal junk food, corn-dogs are a moral obscenity and must be eliminated. / R. George Washington: But Sir, you are eating a corn-dog right now! / R. George Washington: How can a robot... http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/our-lives-our-fortunes-and-our.html |
| The Return of Aaron Burr | R. Thomas Jefferson: R. Aaron Burr, my old, other nemesis. The weather at your Parallel White House on Mars not to your liking?
/ R. Alexander Hamilton: How...?
/ R. George Washington: Masons. We got stuff that makes Moonraker look like Tamagotchi. / R. Aaron Burr: Sir, I take great offense to some of... http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/return-of-aaron-burr.html |
| Reunion | R. Washington: Animatronic Roll call: R. Alexander Hamilton, R. John Adams, R. Henry Knox, and I'm R. George Washington. / R. Washington: R. Thomas Jefferson couldn't make it... He's busy trolling U-Haul parking lots for cheap labor to tear-down and rebuild Monticello again. Apparently the eaves need... http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/reunion.html |
| Staff Meeting | R. George Washington: Before we start, I'd like to attend to a few administrative matters. / R. George Washington: First off: Check your email during meetings if you must, but please don't leave and go home to check your actual mail. I'm looking at you, Adams. / R. George Washington: Hamilton: we all... http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2010/06/staff-meeting.html |
| The Singularity is Coming! The Singularity is Coming! | R. George Washington: At the end of the day, the best part of robothood isn't the super-speed or the power to crack open those ridiculous Hessian helmets. / R. George Washington: It's not being sick all the time! When I was a man, I couldn't turn around without contracting smallpox or hemorrhoids or... http://rgeorgewashington.blogspot.com/2011/03/singularity-is-coming-singularity-is.html |
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