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| Call in the B-Squad | HARRISON STORIES
/ Reginald: Heya, Harrison! Friend! You up for some Hangouts?
/ Harrison: What? / Harrison: Y...you want to hang out with me? / Reginald: Of course! Harrison, I greatly value our friendship! / Reginald: Also Beartato is out of town. COUGH http://nedroid.com/2009/08/ |
| Call in the B-Squad | Harrison Stories
/ Reginald: Heya, Harrison! Friend! You up for some hangouts?
/ Harrison: What? / Harrison: Y... you want to hang out with me? / Reginald: Of course! Harrison, I greatly value our friendship! / Reginald: also beartato is out of town < http://nedroid.com/2009/08/call-in-the-b-squad/ |
| Coma Chameleon | [[Reginald wakes up in a hospital room.]]
/ Reginald: Nnngh... Beartato, how long have I been out?
/ Beartato: You've been in a coma for a million months. / [[Reginald lifts his magnificently long beard.]]
/ Reginald: coool / [[Reginald holds out Beartato's beard.]]
/ Reginald: oh cooool / [[Reginald swoops his beard over the top of his head.]]
/ Reginald: ha ha / {{The future has mandatory old-man beards. It is terrifying.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/coma-chameleon/ |
| Decisions, Decisions | Harrison Stories
/ Harrison: Do you want to go see a movie?
/ Reginald: Beartato and I already saw all the movies. / Harrison: Okay, how about laser tag?
/ Reginald: Beartato is scared of laser tag, so I don't play it. Out of respect. / Harrison: We could play Frisbee.
/ Reginald: Beartato once swallowed a Frisbee. / Harrison: We could stand here and talk about Beartato all day.
/ Reginald: Okay / {{Because you take a laser to the eye and you are blinded forever and you walk into an intersection and you are killed by a milk truck, THAT'S why}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/decisions-decisions/ |
| Disaster Averted | [[Reginald is lying on the floor, looking at a signed photograph of Rick Moranis.]]
/ Beartato: Hey Reginald, Gary's at the front door. He says he has something for you. / Reginald: Gary? My nemesis?
/ Gary??
/ GARY MY NEMESIS?! / Reginald: He "has something for me," does he? A smack in the face, I'll bet! And He's well aware I don't like those! Well the joke's on him today, and here comes the punchline! / [[Reginald charges Gary, who drops the cake he was carrying.]]
/ Reginald: NUHHHH / {{NICE TRY GARY}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/disaster-averted/ |
| Favor | [[Reginald approaches Beartato, who is reading BOOKS MAGAZINE]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato, will you do me a favor?
/ Beartato: Sure! / [[Silence]] / [[Silence]] / Beartato: Did you have something in mind?
/ Reginald: Nah, I'm not picky. / {{Title text: Whenever you're ready.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/favor/ |
| Harrison in Space | HARRISON in SPACE
/ Harrison: Today I will have an adventure in SPACE / BUT:
/ Harrison: It costs how much to go to space?! / Harrison: Maybe today I will have an adventure at the community pool. / [[Harrison arrives at the pool with goggles and an inner tube. A fence prevents him from entering; a sign says "Pool Closed because Eels"]]
/ THEN:
/ Harrison: Aw nuts / Harrison: Today I will have an adventure at home. / [[Harrison is asleep on a chair in front of the TV.]]
/ AND SO:
/ Harrison: < http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrison-in-space/ |
| Harrison Stories: The Journey to Underground | PREVIOUSLY ON HARRISON STORIES:
/ Woman: Harrison you are the chosen one
/ Harrison: swell / NOW:
/ Harrison: So how do we get to this "Underground"? / Woman: First close your eyes and believe.
/ Harrison: Okay.
/ [[Harrison closes his eyes.]] / [[The woman chucks Harrison into a freshly-dug hole.]] / {{We'll take the Underground Express}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrison-stories-the-journey-to-underground/ |
| Harrison's Exciting Life | HARRISON STORIES
/ Harrison: Today's the day... for adventure! / [[Harrison is going through the cabinet beneath the sink. A flaming bird approaches.]]
/ Teddy the Phoenix: Harrison! My name is Teddy the Phoenix and I need your help to save Bikini Planet from the wrath of the wicked Fireballbeard! / Harrison: That sounds dangerous! Forget it! / [[Harrison is in bed, writing in a journal.]]
/ Harrison: Dear Diary, Another day has come and gone with no opportunity for adventure. Why am I so unlucky? / {{Dear Beartato's Diary, Today Reginald and I went to Bikini Planet and helped some guy extinguish a fire on his face. He was very grateful and bought us ice cream. What an average day for us.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrisons-boring-life/ |
| Harrison's Reverse Psychology | [[Harrison stands in his apartment, arms crossed across his chest.]]
/ Harrison: Fine! I don't care if I never have an adventure! In fact, I hope I don't! / [[A woman appears!]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrisons-reverse-psychology/ |
| I'm Helping | [[Beartato is hanging out on a couch with some guys. Reginald sticks his head through the window.]]
/ Dude: So then I start going all "tssh tssh tssh," right, and --
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato / Beartato: Reginald! I've asked you before, when I'm around my D.J. friends, please call me by my D.J. name! / Reginald: Oh! Sorry. I forgot. / Reginald: Hey Phresh*Beatz, you left your butt medicine on the counter. / {{Just thought I'd be a pal and bring you your butt medicine. You know, for your butt.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/im-helping/ |
| Introducing Skeleton | Ethan: Hello Harrison! Welcome to Underground. Nice to meet you! My name is unpronounceable by above-worlders so the closest approximation is "Ethan the Skeleton!" / Ethan: It's true that most skeletons down here will want to kill you and feast upon your heart, but don't worry! Not me! / Ethan: You see, years ago an evil wizard cast an evil spell on me to make me evil. But since I was born evil, the spell made me nice instead! / Ethan: So you're going to slay the dragon, huh? That's so cool! But be careful, he's no pushover! They say he's got the strength of a hundred skeletons! You're going to need to prepare yourself! / Ethan: You'll need to find the magic sword of power and the power shield of magic, and the magic power bow and the boots of powerful magic. I've also heard rumors of a belt that goes with any outfit. / Ethan: Also, beware of deadly traps. Like, there are fire pits and falling spikes. This is a high-crime area! In fact I am thinking about moving soon. It's just such a hassle, you know? All those boxes. Though I do like bubble wrap! It's kind of relaxing to just pop [[text is obscured]] / Cindy: Harrison! What's the hold up-- / Cindy: Ethan!
/ Ethan: Cindy!
/ [[Next Time: More awkwardness]] / {{It's tough bein' a skeleton}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/introducing-skeleton/ |
| Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Seen, Except Beartato, Since I Just Told Him | Space Reginald: Beartato, I don't like this planet! I've seen some awful things!
/ Beartato: Oh? / Space Reginald: I saw some people fighting because their outsides were different colors. I saw a man get spit on because he asked for change to buy nutrients. / Space Reginald: I saw a skeleton leap out of a man's body and strike a child!
/ I saw a dog with two heads, swearing at each other. / Beartato: How much of this are you making up?
/ Space Reginald: I saw a terrible bird-monster with huge black eyes that will haunt my nightmares. / {{Oh, Snarlgax. I'll bet your thinly-veiled social commentary will really change things around here.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/nobody-knows-the-troubles-ive-seen-except-beartato-since-i-just-told-him/ |
| The Games We Play | [[Reginald is heavily bandaged.]]
/ Reginald: Okay, now you be the criminal and I'll drop-kick you through a window.
/ Beartato: Nah, I am tired of playing. / {{Let's play Cinnamon Roll Day instead}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/the-games-we-play/ |
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| A man of Many Moods | The many moods of Reginald
/ Happy
/ Taken aback
/ Angry
/ Sees a cake
/ Asleep
/ Bashful
/ Talking loudly
/ Beartato
/ Sees Beartato / {{NOT PICTURED: Regret}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/a-man-of-many-moods/ |
| Bartholomew the Five | BARTHOLOMEW GUEST STRIP by BEARTATO!!! [[Bartholomew is standing next to a tiny astronaut and dinosaur.]] / [[Reginald and Bartholomew are playing video games.]]
/ Bartholomew: Hey reginald, can I borrow ten dollars?
/ Reginald: Borrow it from Beartato. / Reginald: Then just never give it back. That's what I do! / Bartholomew: You should repay the money you owe your friends.
/ Reginald: Oh! / [[In real life:]]
/ Beartato: Do you get it?
/ Reginald: Bartholomew doesn't talk! / {{Beartato I don't think you understand cats!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/bartholomew-the-five/ |
| Bartholomew the Five | BARTHOLOMEW GUEST STRIP by BEARTATO!!! [[Bartholomew is standing next to a tiny astronaut and dinosaur.]] / [[Reginald and Bartholomew are playing video games.]]
/ Bartholomew: Hey reginald, can I borrow ten dollars?
/ Reginald: Borrow it from Beartato. / Reginald: Then just never give it back. That's what I do! / Bartholomew: You should repay the money you owe your friends.
/ Reginald: Oh! / [[In real life:]]
/ Beartato: Do you get it?
/ Reginald: Bartholomew doesn't talk! / {{Beartato I don't think you understand cats!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/bartholomew-the-five/ |
| Harrison Stories... 21? 22? | < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/harrison-and-the-deflect-anything-shield/ |
| Harrison Stories... 21? 22? | < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/harrison-and-the-deflect-anything-shield/ |
| Iron Chef never makes mistakes like this | [[Beartato and Reginald are baking]]
/ Beartato: Is Dessert ready yet?
/ Reginald: No, and I can't figure out why! / Reginald: I've never had this much trouble with instant pudding before! / [[Reginald looks at the pudding box, it says "Eventual Pudding"]]
/ Reginald: Ohhhhh / {{Alt text: Reginald's apron says 'I'm Great'. Just in case you forget.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/iron-chef-never-makes-mistakes-like-this/ |
| Must-Have-Seen TV | Reginald: Beartato! Did you see the new episode of that popular show several people watch?
/ Beartato: No! Should I have? / Reginald: Awww you totally missed it! The one guy did something to the other guy and then the one girl was there! And the place where they are? Totally crazy!! / Reginald: And then the one guy used the thing, and the thing was all "Buh-Buh-Buh-KABOOM!"
/ Beartato: Wow! Sounds exciting! I'll have to watch it next week! / Reginald: Well it really only makes sense if you've watched from the beginning / {{Alt text: You guessed it. This is based on the hit TV show, Two and a Half Men.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/must-have-seen-tv/ |
| Picky Eater | [[Beartato and Reginald are at a counter with a bowl and some bags.]]
/ Beartato: Ooh, are you making a Caesar salad?
/ Reginald: Close! It's a Reginald salad. / [[Reginald adds dressing to the bowl.]]
/ Reginald: Let's see. Cheese...
/ Dressing...
/ Bacon bits...
/ Croutons...
/ This is going to be great! / [[Reginald sprinkles pretzels on top of his salad.]]
/ Beartato: Um... are you going to put in any lettuce or... vegetables...?
/ Reginald: Beartato. Don't be gross. / Reginald: Now hand me that bowl of pizzas! / {{Our special tonight is the 'Reginald Block of Cheese You Just Gnaw On'}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/picky-eater/ |
| Pop | [[Reginald is working at a stove with a pot as Beartato approaches.]]
/ Beartato: Hey, what are you making?
/ Reginald: I thought corn sounded good, so I'm frying some up! / < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/pop/ |
| Ridiculous Beliefs | Reginald: Ha ha! REALLY? You honestly believe that?
/ Reginald: Haha! / Reginald: [[on the phone]] Harrison! Listen to this!! / Reginald: Beartato thinks the EARTH revolves around the SUN!! / [[Reginald is listening.]] / [[Reginald becomes annoyed.]] / [[Reginald becomes frustrated.]] / [[Reginald becomes murderous.]] / [[Reginald hangs up.]] / [[Reginald looks back towards Beartato.]] / [[Beartato grins gleefully while Reginald is incredibly aggravated.]] http://nedroid.com/2010/02/ridiculous-beliefs/ |
| Ridiculous Beliefs | Reginald: Ha ha! REALLY? You honestly believe that?
/ Reginald: Haha! / Reginald: [[on the phone]] Harrison! Listen to this!! / Reginald: Beartato thinks the EARTH revolves around the SUN!! / [[Reginald is listening.]] / [[Reginald becomes annoyed.]] / [[Reginald becomes frustrated.]] / [[Reginald becomes murderous.]] / [[Reginald hangs up.]] / [[Reginald looks back towards Beartato.]] / [[Beartato grins gleefully while Reginald is incredibly aggravated.]] http://nedroid.com/2010/02/ridiculous-beliefs/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald is watering a rosebush]] / [[Beartato approaches. His body is shaped like a heart.]] / Beartato: Can you drive me to the hospital / Happy Valentine's Day / {{I feel like there's some sort of situation going on in the area in and around my face}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/season-of-love/ |
| Stir Crazy | [[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! / [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! / [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] / Reginald: Okay okay shut up a minute [[Hushes the pillow]] / {{Beartato, it is rude to melt into another dimension while I'm talking to you!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/stir-crazy/ |
| Stir Crazy | [[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! / [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! / [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] / Reginald: Okay okay shut up a minute [[Hushes the pillow]] / {{Beartato, it is rude to melt into another dimension while I'm talking to you!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/stir-crazy/ |
| Tax Forms | [[Reginald is showing Beartato some tax returns]]
/ Beartato: What's wrong?
/ Reginald: These tax forms are a nightmare! They're so confusing! / Beartato: Well good news! We don't have jobs!
/ Reginald: Oh great! / [[Reginald throws the forms in the air]]
/ Beartato: We didn't earn any money!
/ Reginald: Hooray!! / [[Harrison is sat at his desk with a calculator filling out his tax returns. Beartato and Reginald tug at Harrison's shoulders]]
/ Reginald: Harrison! We're celebrating!
/ Beartato: Do you have any food for us, Harrison? / {{No money, no problems!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/tax-forms/ |
| Tax Forms | [[Reginald is showing Beartato some tax returns]]
/ Beartato: What's wrong?
/ Reginald: These tax forms are a nightmare! They're so confusing! / Beartato: Well good news! We don't have jobs!
/ Reginald: Oh great! / [[Reginald throws the forms in the air]]
/ Beartato: We didn't earn any money!
/ Reginald: Hooray!! / [[Harrison is sat at his desk with a calculator filling out his tax returns. Beartato and Reginald tug at Harrison's shoulders]]
/ Reginald: Harrison! We're celebrating!
/ Beartato: Do you have any food for us, Harrison? / {{No money, no problems!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/tax-forms/ |
| The Waffliest Wish | [[Reginald clutches his stomach.]]
/ Reginald: Man, I wish I had some waffles!
/ <<~grrmmbl>> / [[Reginald opens his mouth in surprise, holding two waffles which have appeared in a cloud of smoke.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/the-waffliest-wish/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald is lying on a pillow, listening to music]]
/ Reginald: Hey, Beartato, did you know Life is a Highway? I wish I had a car!
/ Beartato: You _do_ have a car!
/ [[car in the driveway, has Reginald's head painted all over it]]
/ Reginald: That's not mine http://nedroid.com/2010/03/ |
| BartholomeVl | [[Everything is in black and white and inverted.]] / Bartholomew
/ by Harrison / Reginald: what is meaning, Bartholomew? what is it to live? / Bartholomew: we live, that we may know pain. we know pain, that we may recognize joy. / [[Bartholomew and Reginald eat cherry blossoms.]] / Bartholomew: let us eat cherry blossoms.
/ ~Fin~ / [[Harrison shows his comic to Beartato and Reginald]] / {{Single drop of rain/ falling on the cat's coccoon/ Oh Bartholomew}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/bartholomevi/ |
| BartholomeVl | [[Everything is in black and white and inverted.]] / Bartholomew
/ by Harrison / Reginald: what is meaning, Bartholomew? what is it to live? / Bartholomew: we live, that we may know pain. we know pain, that we may recognize joy. / [[Bartholomew and Reginald eat cherry blossoms.]] / Bartholomew: let us eat cherry blossoms.
/ ~Fin~ / [[Harrison shows his comic to Beartato and Reginald]] / {{Single drop of rain/ falling on the cat's coccoon/ Oh Bartholomew}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/bartholomevi/ |
| Cloudwatching | [[Reginald and Beartato are lying on the grass, looking at the sky.]]
/ Reginald: That cloud looks like a hot dog!
/ Beartato: That one looks like a horse!
/ Reginald: That one looks like a plane! / Reginald: Hey! That cloud looks like ME! / [[Zooming out, a massive cloud is shown, shaped like an incredibly muscular flexing Reginald, complete with crown, six-pack abs, and "GREAT" tattooed on his pecs]] / [[Beartato sits up, flabbergasted, looking at Reginald with one eyebrow raised]] / {{Alt text: You can even tell that cloud is great at basketball}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/cloudwatching/ |
| Cloudwatching | [[Reginald and Beartato are lying on the grass, looking at the sky.]]
/ Reginald: That cloud looks like a hot dog!
/ Beartato: That one looks like a horse!
/ Reginald: That one looks like a plane! / Reginald: Hey! That cloud looks like ME! / [[Zooming out, a massive cloud is shown, shaped like an incredibly muscular flexing Reginald, complete with crown, six-pack abs, and "GREAT" tattooed on his pecs]] / [[Beartato sits up, flabbergasted, looking at Reginald with one eyebrow raised]] / {{Alt text: You can even tell that cloud is great at basketball}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/cloudwatching/ |
| Dinner Plans | [[Reginald comes in, excited, holding a $20 bill]]
/ Reginald: Beartato!! I won twenty dollars! / [[Both look at it]]
/ Reginald: Looks like I won't be eating dog food TONIGHT!
/ Beartato: Then what will you eat? / [[Reginald thinks]] / Reginald: Well, I'll probably still eat dog food, but that's because it tastes good. / [[THE END]] / {{Maybe I could get a twenty-dollar dog food? Or twenty one-dollar dog foods.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/dinner-plans/ |
| Dinner Plans | [[Reginald comes in, excited, holding a $20 bill]]
/ Reginald: Beartato!! I won twenty dollars! / [[Both look at it]]
/ Reginald: Looks like I won't be eating dog food TONIGHT!
/ Beartato: Then what will you eat? / [[Reginald thinks]] / Reginald: Well, I'll probably still eat dog food, but that's because it tastes good. / [[THE END]] / {{Maybe I could get a twenty-dollar dog food? Or twenty one-dollar dog foods.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/dinner-plans/ |
| Harrison Stories: The Dragon's Cave | [[Harrison, Beartato, and Reginald are in a large cave.]]
/ Harrison: Well, we can't go any farther... This must be the dragon's cave. / [[Something twinkles in the darkness.]]
/ Harrison: Something's coming! I can hear it!! / [[Harrison clenches his teeth in worry.]] / [[A claw emerges from the darkness.]] / [[Drops of sweat roll down Harrison's face.]] / [[Some sort of monster emerges from the darkness, with clawed feet, a fishlike head, and a dragon's tail. He has a thick moustache, a cup of coffee, and a shirt that says "#1 Dad". Harrison and Beartato are taken aback.]]
/ Monster: Hey fellas / {{Alt text: His mustache is more fearsome than I had even imagined}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/harrison-stories-the-dragons-cave/ |
| Hobbies | Reginald: Beartato, I'm bored.
/ Beartato: You should get a hobby. / Reginald: I have a hobby. It's called being amazing. / Beartato: Maybe you should get a second hobby. / Reginald: Maybe I'll take up complaining. No, that's stupid. / Reginald: What's your hobby, Beartato?
/ Beartato: My hobby is helping other people choose hobbies. / Reginald: That's stupid. / {{Title text: My other hobby is DINOSAUR RODEOS.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/hobbies/ |
| I Wanna Drive It | Reginald: Hey Beartato, did you know life is a highway? I wish I had a car! / Beartato: You DO have a car! / [[A car with Reginald's face plastered all over it.]] / Reginald: That's not mine. http://nedroid.com/2010/03/i-wanna-drive-it/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | {{Title: Kiss Me, I'm Here}} / [[Reginald enters, colored green.]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato!
/ Beartato: Oh, hey! Happy St. Patrick's Day! / Reginald: What's that supposed to mean? Are you making fun of my Irish heritage? / Reginald: ...Oh, wait. You meant because I'm green, didn't you. / Reginald: No this is due to a problem / {{alt text: Sit back, my friend, and let me regale you with the sordid tale of how this came to be. Wait, before you sit back, go grab me a soda}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/kiss-me-im-here/ |
| Stamps | Reginald: Beartato! Guess What!
/ Beartato: No! Just Tell Me!! / Reginald: You know how you can get your photos printed on stamps? I got Beartato stamps!! / Reginald: See?!
/ [[points to stamp showing a surprised Beartato sitting on a toilet and reading a newspaper.]] / Beartato: So THAT'S why you took that photo!
/ Reginald: Happy birthday, buddy! / {{My pen pals are going to love this!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/stamps/ |
| Stamps | Reginald: Beartato! Guess What!
/ Beartato: No! Just Tell Me!! / Reginald: You know how you can get your photos printed on stamps? I got Beartato stamps!! / Reginald: See?!
/ [[points to stamp showing a surprised Beartato sitting on a toilet and reading a newspaper.]] / Beartato: So THAT'S why you took that photo!
/ Reginald: Happy birthday, buddy! / {{My pen pals are going to love this!}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/stamps/ |
| They Call Me "THE LITIGATION HAMMER" | Reginald: Enough of your shenanigans!
/ Beartato: Try and stop them / Reginald: Oh I will stop them... in court!
/ Fight court! / Reginald: Opening statement!
/ Beartato: Objection! / [[Reginald is giving Beartato a fierce noogie.]]
/ Narrator: Learn more about the judicial system at your local library / {{My prosecution is 'cricket-style'}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/they-call-me-the-litigation-hammer/ |
| This Movie Moves Me | Beartato: Reginald, are you crying? Did this movie give you feelings? / Reginald: No I'm not crying! There's something in my eye! / Beartato: Yeah. Tears!
/ Reginald: Shut up! It's allergies. I'm allergic.
/ Reginald: < http://nedroid.com/2010/03/this-movie-moves-me/ |
| Wea-puns | Reginald: Hey Beartato, let me AXE you a question / Beartato: That's very KNIFE of you / Reginald: What was I GUN-na say...? / Beartato: I'm feeling very, uh... GRENADE... ...uh... / [[Reginald strokes chin]] / Reginald: KNIFE one / {{title text: Then: Disaster}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/wea-puns/ |
| Problem Comics | Reginald: I got a problem
/ Beartato: Me too / Reginald: Me first
/ Beartato: Okay / Reginald: Nah nevermind / [[Reginald and Beartato are apparently falling from the sky]]
/ Reginald: You wouldn't understand http://nedroid.com/2010/03/whats-your-problem/ |
| Write This Man a Check | Reginald: Beartato, check out this shirt I made! It says I'm great. It's so ladies know how great I am!
/ [[Reginald holds up a shirt with his royally adorned face imprinted on it, reading "Reginald is great".]]
/ Beartato: Wow! / Reginald: And on the other side I drew some muscles so it looks like I have muscles!
/ [[He turns the shirt around to reveal a shirt with drawn-on, well-defined abs.]]
/ Beartato: That's perfect! / Reginald: And on the other side is my face again, but this one is scratch-n-sniff!
/ [[The third side of the shirt has Reginald's face and "Smell me" written on it.]]
/ Beartato: Oooh! / Beartato: Warm cinnamon rolls!! / {{Title text: Okay but what's on the back}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/write-this-man-a-check/ |
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| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald, with a sack of money in his hand, comes up to Beartato behind prison bars]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato! Your long nightmare is almost over. I'm here to bail you out!
/ Beartato: Great! But where did you get the bail money?
/ Reginald [whispering]: I stole it!
/ [[same scene, but Beartato now on the outside, Reginald behind bars]]
/ Reginald: I just thought of a flaw in my plan http://nedroid.com/2010/08/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[For some reason, Beartato is in a jail cell. Reginald is on the other side, holding a bag with a $ sign on it]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato! Your long nightmare is almost over. I'm here to bail you out!
/ Beartato: Great! / Beartato: But where did you get the bail money? / Reginald: (whispering) I stole it! / [[Reginald and Beartato have swapped spots, now Reginald is behind bars]]
/ Reginald: I just thought of a flaw in my plan http://nedroid.com/2010/08/bailtato/ |
| Blue Moon | Reginald: Beartato, what... do you know what time it is??
/ Well the little hand is on the two and the big hand--hey! Stop yelling! / Reginald: Beartato, calm down! What's--
/ Yes, I remember our fight last week, so--
/ I already apologized for biting you! What-- / [[Reginald looks out window, sees full moon]]
/ Reginald: Oh. Oh, I know what this is about.
/ Come over. I'll make waffles and explain everything. / [[Beartato has transformed into a were-reginald]]
/ Reginald: Complain all you want, but I think you look GOOD. / {{"Surely you're not blaming ME for giving you Reginald Syndrome!"}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/blue-moon/ |
| CSI: Kitchen | Reginald: Don't worry, Beartato. As soon as I analyze these prints, we'll know who took the cookie from the cookie jar.
/ Beartato: And then: VENGEANCE. / Reginald: Okay, let's see here... / [[Fingerprint is clearly labelled REGINALD!!!]]
/ Beartato: Well? Who was it?? / Reginald: Uh... Gary.
/ It was Gary.
/ Beartato: GARY!! / {{Oh, Gary's been in Italy for the past three weeks? I meant Harrison.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/csi-kitchen/ |
| Great | [[Beartato's face is lit horrifically as if using a flashlight.]]
/ Beartato: ... And then I have to watch as the wizard turns all my friends into candy bars and makes me eat them, and they don't even taste good. They're full of raisins. / [[Reginald and Beartato are laying down on a hill below the night sky.]]
/ Beartato: Then he kicks me in the butt and I'm all alone. This is my greatest fear. / [[Beartato folds his arms, looking up.]] / Reginald: It doesn't sound that great. / {{Title text: Reginald's greatest fear is that someone will break into his house and try to kill him while he's on the toilet. Do you remember this, readers? This is called continuity. Beartato Comics: The Most Continuitous Comics on the Internet. Remember that time Beartato and Reginald ate a giant hot dog? That's gonna get a callback one of these days."}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/great/ |
| Guest Comic: Rebecca Clements | Beartato: Ng... / Beartato: ...what? What's going on? Where are you taking me?? / Reginald: We're going to WHERE THE WILD THINGS AT!
/ Beartato: What? Neat. Why did you knock me out? I would've come anyway. / Reginald: Hey, Uncle Pat. / Beartato: Wow! This is it. We found them! / Reginald: Wait! / [[Reginald throws a stick]]
/ Reginald: Hup! / Reginald: Drat. / Beartato: These are domesticated things.
/ Reginald: The directions in this book are really not very clear. / {{I want to adopt one of those}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/guest-comic-rebecca-clements/ |
| No Pain No Gain | Beartato: Twenty-four... Twenty-five! Phew!
/ Reginald: Beartato, you're working out like a FOOL. / Reginald: You should do fewer reps with more weight. As a man of extremes, my routine is zero reps of a million pounds. / Beartato: Does that work? / [[Reginald flexes]]
/ Reginald: You tell me / {{These arms, Beartato... these arms are registered deadly weapons. It's because I know a magic spell that turns them into swords.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/no-pain-no-gain/ |
| Shark Week | [[Shark Week is written above]] / [[Harrison is labeled by body parts: pointer, general head area, swim flaps, fish sticks, fins?, chompers, future clothes, vague sense of unease, belt. Beartato is also labeled 'beartato.']] / Reginald: This isn't fair! I didn't get a week! / {{Title text: Not Pictured: Self-Esteem}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/shark-week/ |
| Take as Directed | [[Reginald lays down on a blanketed bed, hands over his stomach. Beartato reads the label on a small medicine bottle.]]
/ Reginald: Ugh... That medicine I'm taking for my vampirism is making my stomach hurt!
/ Beartato: Did you take it with food? It says to take it with food. / Reginald: Of course I took it with food. I had a banana and a piece of toast. And an orange. And then a corn dog, and a waffle. Then I had a box of cookies and a double cheeseburger. / [[Reginald counts on his fingers.]]
/ Reginald: And then around lunchtime, I had a slice of ice cream cake and some eggplant parmesan and a bowl of pizza and the rest of the ice cream cake. / [[Reginald sits up on his elbow.]]
/ Reginald: I took it with plenty of food, Beartato. I'm not stupid. / {{Title text: Side effects include headache, nausea, loss of popularity, and vampirism}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/take-as-directed/ |
| TGIF | Reginald: Ow, I stubbed my toe! / Reginald: Oww, I stubbed my face! / Reginald: Dang! I stubbed Beartato!
/ Beartato: I've been stubbed! / Happy Friday the 13th
/ Beartato and Reginald: Daaaaaaaang / {{Alt text: This flight of endless stairs was a terrible investment}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/tgif/ |
| Unwell | [[Reginald is on the phone.]]
/ Reginald: Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, hello doctor. ... Oh. I... I see. Thank you. / [[Reginald places the phone on a desk.]] / [[He pauses, looking down.]] / [[Reginald converses with Beartato, visibly worried.]]
/ Reginald: I, uh... I got my test results back.
/ Beartato: And? / Reginald: ... I have Head-Fall-Off Disease. / [[Beartato looks on in horror.]] / Reginald: Hup!
/ [[Reginald's head falls off his upright body.]] / < http://nedroid.com/2010/08/unwell/ |
| What's That | [[Reginald walks through a doorway.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2010/08/whats-that/ |
| Dirty Talk | Francine: Hey, you made it! I'm running a little late. Come on in! / Francine! Sorry the place is such a mess!
/ Reginald: What, are you kidding? I mean, compared to my house this is like an O.R. / Reginald: I mean, my place is just TERRIBLE compared to yours. SUPER filthy. I basically live in a giant sack of GARBAGE. / Reginald (thinking): I feel like this is going really well! / {{Sometimes I wake up at night and I can just FEEL myself getting diseases}} http://nedroid.com/2010/09/dirty-talk/ |
| Don't Call Me, I'll Call You | Reginald: Beartato! Check out my new phone! / Reginald: It's got text and chat and email... I'm going to be talking to everyone, all the time! / Reginald: And it stores like a thousand numbers! I've already added everyone I knew! / [[close-up of Reginald's phone with two contact, Beartato and Harrison]] / {{Now YOU should get a phone, Beartato}} http://nedroid.com/2010/09/dont-call-me-ill-call-you/ |
| Guest Comic - Emmy Cicierega | Reginald: (image of pie)
/ Beartato: (image of cookies) / Harrison: Hey guys! I'd like you to meet Shelly. / [[Beartato and Reginald appear horrified]] / Shelly: Uh. I gotta go. I'll meet you at the park later, Harrison.
/ Harrison: Oh. Ok. / Harrison: You guys are so unbelievable. I knew you'd be like this. She's a really nice person--
/ Reginald: Did you see those eyes...
/ Beartato: Wow woww / Reginald: She's... the most beautiful woman!!! You are such a wretched nerd, Harrison, how did you accomplish this??
/ Beartato: What a smile!
/ Harrison: um / [[And so...]]
/ Beartato: Shell-y / You came from the sea/ Some day you will see/ you should be with mee
/ Reginald: Dost the fine lady enjoy sumptuous bouquets? She had bettereth, for these cost me a hefty sum. / Shelly: Listen, Harrison... it's not gonna work out between us. / Shelly: Your friends are just too creepy. / {{"Shelly" is derived from the Latin for "boundless beauty"}} http://nedroid.com/2010/09/guest-comic-emmy-cicierega/ |
| Guest Comic: Jay Fuller | Reginald: Beartato, do you know who is cool? You are. / Reginald: And you can take that all the way to the bank! / Reginald: Also, here is my birthday money and a deposit slip. You can take these all the way to the bank too. / Reginald. Hurry up, Beartato. The bank closes at 3. / {{But Beartato, feeling used, spent the money instead! On a present for Reginald.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/09/guest-comic-jay-fuller/ |
| Guest Comic: Nick Daniel | Reginald: Oh hello! It's time for another enthralling installment of... / [[I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT]]
/ Reginald: Why? / Reginald: Today, I don't understand... statistical arbitrage equilibrium. / Harrison: Really? I minored in finance so I should be able to explain it. / Reginald: Oh, hi Harrison, have you seen Beartato?
/ Harrison: Yeah, he's right behind you. / Reginald: Hey Beartato! Do you know anything about statistical arbitrage equilibrium?
/ Beartato: No. < http://nedroid.com/2010/09/guest-comic-nick-daniel/ |
| Skateboard Fever | [[Reginald and Beartato are holding skateboards.]]
/ Narrator: Skateboard Tricks / [[Beartato rides the skateboard in a squiggly line pattern.]]
/ Narrator: The "Serpent" / [[Reginald stands with one foot on the skateboard.]]
/ Narrator: The "Easy-Does-It" / [[Beartato rides the skateboard upside-down.]]
/ Narrator: The "Headskate" / [[Beartato has completed a jump on the skateboard; the trajectory of which resembles a pretzel.]]
/ Narrator: The "Air Pretzel" / [[Reginald trembles atop the skateboard.]]
/ Narrator: The "Rock the Boat" / [[Beartato rides on top of another dude who is probably a recurring character whose name I don't know. The dude in question is riding the skateboard.]]
/ Narrator: The "Thanks for the Lift" / [[Reginald is lying next to a broken skateboard.]]
/ Narrator: The "What Happened" / {{Please wear proper safety attire when skateboarding. Beartato and Reginald are not shown wearing it because this is for illustrative purposes only, and also they sued a genie's power to wish to be invincible while skateboarding}} http://nedroid.com/2010/09/skateboard-fever/ |
| They Should Have Sent a Reginald | Reginald: The bright autumn leaves tumble down through the sunlight fleeing winter's sight
/ Beartato: What! / Beartato: Reginald! That was beautiful! / Reginald: Yeah, well... I don't like to brag, but I have a way with words. I'm like one of those guys. A poemer.
/ Beartato: A poet? / Reginald: Yeah, that / {{Just kidding, Beartato. I love to brag.}} http://nedroid.com/2010/09/they-should-have-sent-a-reginald/ |
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| Conscience | Man: Someone left twenty dollars on this bench! / Shoulder Angel: You should try to find its rightful owner. / Shoulder Bear: GIVE IT TO ME / CONSCIENCE BEAR / {{The tiny angel never wins the argument}} http://nedroid.com/2011/01/conscience/ |
| Dinner Date | Reginald: Hormf hormf horfm / Reginald: ...hmf. / Reginald: Heh heh. / Reginald (thinking): Why did I order the taco platter appetizer? It's IMPOSSIBLE to look cool while eating a taco! / Reginald (thinking): Oh well... at least our entrees will arrive soon. / Reginald (thinking): Wait a second... what did I order? / Reginald: Yes, I'll have the "Spaghetti Bucket" with extra sauce... / Reginald: ...annnd a side of ribs. And with those I'd like a side of chili-cheese fries. / Reginald: I do not require silverware. / {{title text: Why did I ask for my drink in a dribble glass??}} http://nedroid.com/2011/01/dinner-date/ |
| Memories of Youth | [[Beartato and Reginald sit on a couch. Reginald pulls out a sword and begins to decapitate himself.]] / Beartato: Hey! Stop! What are you doing? / Reginald: Oh, I just remembered all the embarrassing things I did as a teenager. / Beartato: But those times are in the past! You've grown and matured since then. It's time to move on! / Reginald: You're right. I guess I just got caught up in-- / [[Reginald remembers]]
/ Reginald: This anonymous mix tape will surely win Becky's heart! / [[Reginald attempts to drink poison]] / {{It was a single track of Reginald singing over "Two Princes"}} http://nedroid.com/2011/01/memories-of-youth/ |
| Tactics | [[A man is playing with his baby]]
/ Dad: Jeffy, where's Daddy? / [[Baby points at the man]]
/ Dad: Da ha, yay! / Dad: Wheeeere's Mommy? / [[Baby points at a woman]]
/ Dad: Yay! / Dad: Okay, Jeffy- / Dad: Where's Bin Laden?
/ [[Baby sweats]] / {{title text: he's not talking}} http://nedroid.com/2011/01/tactics/ |
| YOU COMICS | Title: A comic about you! simply fill in the blanks to get a personal message all about you! Nice. / Reginald: Beartato! Guess who I ran into today!
/ Beartato: Who? / Reginald: (Your name)!
/ Beartato: (Your name)?! Wow!! / Reginald: Hey (your name)! How's it going?
/ You: (Your dialogue)
/ [[Your photo here]] / Reginald: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!
/ Beartato: Get outta here, (your name)! / {{You sicken me, ______. I can't believe you ______ the ______.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/01/you-comics/ |
| Advice about Comics | Reginald: Okay, Beartato. It's time to begin my comics class. Lesson one is "Show, Don't Tell." What this means is-- Beartato, sit down! / Reginald: What the--oh no! A pteradactyl has appeared and it's carrying Beartato away! / Reginald: Beartato is using his martial arts training, but now there are TWO pteradactyls! They're taking him to their nest! / Reginald: Now he'll never learn about "Show, Don't Tell!" / {{Get it? Do you get it}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/advice-about-comics/ |
| Grilling Weather | [[Beartato is equipped in grillmaster gear, tongs out to reach for tacos.]]
/ Beartato: Harrison, how many tacos do you want? / [[Harrison outstretches two fingers.]]
/ Harrison: Two, please! / [[Beartato turns to the grill, his apron reading "Kiss me, I'm nice."]]
/ Beartato: What about you, Gary? / [[Gary puts up a single finger.]]
/ Gary: Just one for me! / Beartato: Reginald! How many tacos do you want? / [[Reginald outstretches an amazing twelve fingers, thumbs included.]]
/ Reginald: TWELVE. / {{Title text: Subtle, isn't it}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/grilling-weather/ |
| Morning Motivation | [[Reginald is in bed.]]
/ Reginald: I should get up...but my bed is so comfortable. I need motivation. / Reginald: I should set my bed on fire. / [[Reginald is still in bed, bed is now on fire.]]
/ SOON / Reginald: Okay, just five more minutes. / {{I have to make sure I'm not late. Today is the big fire safety seminar}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/morning-motivation/ |
| Table Manners | Reginald (thinking): Wow! Beartato's licking his plate clean. he must have really liked the meal I made! / Beartato (thinking): These plates are DELICIOUS / {{I don't think you're supposed to eat off those commemorative Star Trek plates. I think they are probably incredibly toxic.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/table-manners/ |
| That Guy | Reginald: Excuse me, aren't you that guy who's always getting mistaken for someone else? / Guy: No / {{I get that a lot}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/that-guy/ |
| Valentibes | [[Reginald has written a poem]]
/ O Valentine, wont' you be mine
/ This lovely winter's day
/ And take my hand and hold me close
/ And make me say, "Hooray!"
/ O Valentine, we're so alike,
/ The things we say and do
/ So similar you are to me
/ And me, the same as you.
/ O Valentine, it's clear to me
/ Since that first time we dated
/ The love we share is destiny
/ Our wond'rous bond was fated.
/ O Valentine, it should be clear
/ I like you very muchas,
/ So come on over here, my dear
/ And give me lots of smooches.
/ -Reginald / [[Reginald smiles at his poem]] / Reginald: Now who should I send this to? / {{Beartato! Get me a phone book and a dart!}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/valentibes/ |
| Actions News! Action Weather! Action Stock Reports! | [[A newscaster appears on the television, the story in the background reads "Puppy Arsonist" with a matching photo of a dog and fire.]]
/ Newscaster: ...and after the break, we'll have Action Weather Five with your weekend forecast. / [[Reginald and Beartato sit on a couch.]]
/ Beartato: Y'ever wonder what happened to Action Weathers One through Four?
/ [[Reginald sweats, gripping the fabric of the couch.]]
/ Reginald: What?! No. / Reginald: It's impossible to ever know that so you shouldn't waste even another second of your time on such nonsense!
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/03/action-news-action-weather-action-stock-reports/ |
| At least I have a great story to tell my plant | Stan: < http://nedroid.com/2011/03/at-least-i-have-a-great-story-to-tell-my-plant/ |
| Focus! No, Not That Much | Reginald: Beartato / Reginald: Beartato you're making that face again
/ Reginald: BEARTATO / Beartato: Oh! Sorry, I... I just got too into this game. / Reginald: BEARTATO! / {{This is the face I make when I do math in my head}} http://nedroid.com/2011/03/focus-no-not-that-much/ |
| Fool Moon | [[Reginald and Beartato look at the moon, alarmed.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato... the moon!
/ Beartato: We're too late! / [[A dramatic close-up of Beartato, sweating.]]
/ Beartato: It's starting!! / [[Beartato's sillhouette glows.]] / [[Beartato's hand shakes with mysterious power.]] / [[Reginald looks on in horror.]] / [[Beartato's eye opens.]] / [[Beartato is huddled in the foreground, with Reginald looking on.]]
/ Reginald: B... Beartato...? / Beartato: Look away! I'm hideous! / [[Beartato has turned into internet cartoonist Anthony Clark. Reginald cries.]]
/ Beartato: LOOK AWAYYY!
/ Reginald: My... My friend!! / {{I threw up while drawing this}} http://nedroid.com/2011/03/fool-moon/ |
| Fortune Favors the Bird | [[Reginald and Beartato gather on a picnic blanket, a broken fortune cookie lies on a plate and Reginald reads his fortune, "You will soon have a meal."]]
/ Reginald: I can't believe you made homemade fortune cookies!
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/03/fortune-favors-the-bird/ |
| I See a Bad Mood Arising | [[Bad Mood Comics]] / [[Beartato and Reginald sit on a couch, Reginald's arms are folded and he appears angry.]]
/ Reginald: I'm in a bad mood!
/ Beartato: Do you want to go to the zoo? / Reginald: What? Why? / Beartato: Looking at otters always cheers you up. / Reginald: If I cheered up, what would I complain about?? / {{If I had nothing to complain about, I would be SO BORED}} http://nedroid.com/2011/03/i-see-a-bad-mood-arising/ |
| Pinch Me | Reginald: PINNNCH!
/ [[Reginald reaches to pinch Beartato, who screams in surprise and pain.]]
/ Beartato: AUGH! / Beartato: What the-
/ Reginald: That's what you get for not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day! / Beartato: But I am wearing green!
/ [[Beartato's green business tie and collar are revealed.]]
/ Reginald: Oh-- Oh no. / [[Reginald sits sadly behind bars.]] / {{Title text: It's barbaric, but this is how the world really works.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/03/pinch-me/ |
| Ask Reginald | [[Beartato is holding a letter]]
/ Beartato: Hello and welcome to "Ask Beartato." Today's letter reads, "Dear Reginald..." Oh! This letter is for Reginald. / [[Beartato hands the letter to Reginald]]
/ Reginald: For me? A letter for me? Ha! In your face, Beartato! / [[Reginald holds the letter at arm's reach]]
/ Reginald: Finally some recognition for me! People realize that I have unique and valuable insights. I bet this tears you up inside! / [[Reginald shoves Beartato away]]
/ Reginald: Ha ha! Scoot over, chump! It's time for "Ask Reginald!" / [[Reginald reads the letter]]
/ Reginald reads: "Dear Reginald, what is life's greatest treasure?" / Reginald: Oh, that's easy! Friendship! / {{Title text: Sincerely, Beartato}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/ask-reginald/ |
| Ask Reginald | [[Beartato is holding a letter]]
/ Beartato: Hello and welcome to "Ask Beartato." Today's letter reads, "Dear Reginald..." Oh! This letter is for Reginald. / [[Beartato hands the letter to Reginald]]
/ Reginald: For me? A letter for me? Ha! In your face, Beartato! / [[Reginald holds the letter at arm's reach]]
/ Reginald: Finally some recognition for me! People realize that I have unique and valuable insights. I bet this tears you up inside! / [[Reginald shoves Beartato away]]
/ Reginald: Ha ha! Scoot over, chump! It's time for "Ask Reginald!" / [[Reginald reads the letter]]
/ Reginald reads: "Dear Reginald, what is life's greatest treasure?" / Reginald: Oh, that's easy! Friendship! / {{Title text: Sincerely, Beartato}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/ask-reginald/ |
| Beartato and Reginald in ?A Close Shave!? | [[Beartato on chair, reading book.]]
/ Reginald: Ow! Dang! / [[Beartato goes to bathroom door.]]
/ Beartato: What happened?
/ Reginald: I cut myself shaving! / Beartato: Put a little piece of toilet paper on it.
/ Reginald: Okay. / [[Reginald comes out of the bathroom with his head held under his arm, and a piece of toilet paper where his head should be.]]
/ Reginald: It didn't help / {{Title text: 'But wait,' you type furiously into your computer box, 'Reginald is a bird and therefore does not grow hair and therefore does not even need to shave!' Then you lean back in your chair, extremely satisfied with yourself for showing me what's up. Well guess what, bucko! The same meteor shower that turned Reginald into a talking bird ALSO gave him the ability to grow a beard. So there you go! I thought of everything!}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/beartato-and-reginald-in-a-close-shave/ |
| Compare and Contrast | [[Reginald and Beartato are walking past shops. Beartato is sipping his drink.]]
/ Reginald: I don't understand why Liz is dating Scott instead of me. What does he have that I don't? / [[Both look to see Scott flying by on a horse, which is shooting flames from its hooves.]]
/ Scott: WHeeeeee! / Reginald: Oh yeah. A flying horse. / {{Title text: Also: charm, wit, social grace, wealth, power, XBox}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/compare-and-contrast/ |
| Compare and Contrast | [[Reginald and Beartato are walking past shops. Beartato is sipping his drink.]]
/ Reginald: I don't understand why Liz is dating Scott instead of me. What does he have that I don't? / [[Both look to see Scott flying by on a horse, which is shooting flames from its hooves.]]
/ Scott: WHeeeeee! / Reginald: Oh yeah. A flying horse. / {{Title text: Also: charm, wit, social grace, wealth, power, XBox}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/compare-and-contrast/ |
| Hunger for Victory | [[Reginald and Beartato are on the benches.]]
/ Reginald: All right, Beartato, there's still a chance for you to win this sportsball match, but you've got to WANT it. / Reginald: You've got to want it more than you've wanted ANYTHING ELSE. You have to want it from the very CORE of your ENTIRE BEING. / Reginald: You must want it so badly that you will sacrifice ANYTHING or ANYONE to get it. You must EAT, BREATHE and SLEEP wanting it. / [[Reginald shakes Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: Do you want it, Beartato? DO YOU WANT IT?! / Beartato: I kind of want it. / [[Reginald blows on a whistle around his neck.]]
/ Reginald: Good enough! / {{Mostly I just want to go home}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/hunger-for-victory/ |
| Nice Try Though | Beartato: You might as well give up, Reginald. You see... I knew your plan all along. / Reginald: Ah, but you see... I knew you knew. / Beartato: But what you failed to realize is that I knew that you knew that I knew. / Reginald: Sweet, naive Beartato. I knew from the start that you knew that I knew that you knew. / Beartato: Ah. But you see, I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew. / Reginald: WHAT?!! / {{HOW CAN THIS BE!!!}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/nice-try-though/ |
| Pranks for Nothing | [[Beartato and Reginald converse in the kitchen, Beartato is sitting at the table with his fork in hand.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, do you want chocolate chip or blueberry pancakes?
/ Beartato: Chocolate chip, please! / [[Reginald points to Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: April Fool!! We don't have chocolate chip! Ha ha ha!
/ Beartato: Oh. I'll have blueberry then. / Reginald: Ha ha ha! We don't have blueberry either! You got double fooled! You're so gullible! / [[Loki appears at a window with a large "L" embroidered on his sweater and speaks to Reginald.]]
/ Loki: Well done, Reginald.
/ Reginald: Thank you, Loki! / {{Title text: These are classic pranks, probably the best pranks you could pull on anyone}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/pranks-for-nothing/ |
| Scientific Horizons | [[Reginald is in a lab coat]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! I've made an amazing scientific breakthrough! / [[Reginald holds broken beaker dramatically]]
/ Reginald: It's an acid that dissolves anything! / [[Reginald looks over his shoulder at a smoking hole in the floor. Beartato has his hand lifted to his mouth in concern]] / [[Reginald kneels by the hole with his hand lifted to his mouth in concern. Beartato is on all fours beside it]] / [[Beartato and Reginald find a solution by lifting a rug over the hole in an attempt to cover it]] / {{Another scientific breakthrough: If there's a rug over something, it's invisible}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/scientific-horizons/ |
| Secret Origins | [[Written title: Secret Origins 1]] / [[Two figures much like Beartato huddle around a space pod with a baby Beartato inside, one sporting a mustache and the other ladylike eyebrows]]
/ Beartato's father: Goodbye, our child! May you find a new world to call home! / [[The space shuttle fires out of an exploding planet.]] / < http://nedroid.com/2011/04/secret-origins/ |
| The Grind | [[Reginald and Beartato lie around the house]] / Beartato: < http://nedroid.com/2011/04/the-grind/ |
| Understudy | Beartato: Reginald! Guess who I just saw at the car wash! / Beartato: Wh... Who are you?
/ Travis: I'm Travis. I'll be playing the part of "Reginald" Today. / Beartato: Oh. Well, Travis-
/ Travis: "Reginald."
/ Beartato:Uh... Well, "Reginald." Guess... Guess who I saw at the carwash. / Travis: uh, lets see here...
/ Travis: Was it "Beartato?" / Beartato: No, uh... i'm Beartato. / Travis: Oh! Was it Reginald? / {{title text: It was Harrison. It was hilarious, his car was soooo dirty}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/understudy/ |
| Wisetholomew | [Bartholomew and Reginald are outside. Bartholomew is sitting on a tree stump, licking himself, and Reginald is lying on his back, looking up at the sky.] / Reginald: Bartholomew, why is life so full of pain? / Bartholomew: Pain is the proof of love, Reginald.
/ Bartholomew: You cannot be hurt unless you care. / Reginald: You're so wise, Bartholomew. You inspire me. / Reginald: [[sitting up]] I'm going to draw a comic about you. / [[scene changes to indicate we are now looking at the comic Reginald has drawn. A crudely drawn Beartato is standing in the middle of an empty white panel.]]
/ Beartato: [[yelling, hands cupped to mouth]] Bartholomew! Here Bartholomew! / [[Bartholomew jumps into the panel, hitting Beartato in the groin.]] < http://nedroid.com/2011/04/wisetholomew/ |
| Won?t Get Fooled Again | [An excited Beartato alerts Reginald]
/ Beartato: Reginald, Come Quick! There's a unicorn pegasus in the backyard! / [Beartato and Reginald stand Backyard]
/ [A pegasus is seen eating apples from a tree]
/ Beartato: Ha Ha! april fool! It's just a regular pegasus! / Reginald: Beartato... April fool's day was yesterday.
/ You just mis-fooled.
/ [A worried Beartato stares at Reginald]
/ Beartato: Oh... Oh NO! / [Beartato is seen sitting in a jail cell, an expression of boredom, coupled with sadness, is plastered on his face] / {{Who cares about a dumb ol' regular Pegasus}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/wont-get-fooled-again/ |
| Wrong Order | [[Reginald stands with a box in his hands, the picture on the box a very unshapely pizza titled "Pizzo". Beartato stands below with a fork in each hand, thoroughly anticipating food. The disappointment slowly sets in.]] / Captioned: "This isn't what we ordered!" / {{Title text: I intend to complain immediately after we are done eating it}} http://nedroid.com/2011/04/wrong-order/ |
| Beautiful Venus | Beartato's Science Nugget! / Reginald: Hello! Today we are on the planet Venus.
/ Beartato: Did you know: Venus was named after the Roman goddess of beauty. / Reginald: I bet that means venusian ladies are super cute!
/ Beartato: Look! There's one now! / [[Venusian Lady looks like a female Reginald]]
/ Venusian Lady: Yoo-hooo / Reginald: When you get back to earth, please mail me my things / {{title text: Don't worry! Reginald is not leaving the comic. That is actually just Trevor in a full-body Reginald costume. Trevor is a weird guy!}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/beautiful-venus/ |
| Constellations | Beartato's Science Nugget.
/ Starring Reginald. / Reginald: Let's check out some constellations!
/ Beartato: Well sure! / There's the "Little Scooper"
/ That's "Orion's Hat!"
/ There's "The Jumble."
/ Oh look! I see "Beartato's Gian, Ridiculous Face."
/ What?!
/ Don't get mad at ME! These were named eons ago. By scientists.
/ Well I see "Reginald Being a Smelly Neenerhead."
/ That's not a real constellation!
/ I wasn't TALKING about a constellation!
/ Why I oughta-! / Beartato: Join us -ouch!- Join us next time as we continue to explore the beauty of the cosmos!
/ Beartato: No biting! / {{Title text: Oh look, there is the constellation 'Eternal Friendship'}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/constellations/ |
| Expedition MERCURY | Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Beartato and Reginald are in on a planet in space.]]
/ Beartato: Hello and welcome to Beartato's Science Nugget. Today we are on the planet Mercury!
/ Reginald: Whaaat! / Reginald: Did you know that Mercury is a small planet?
/ Beartato: How small?
/ Reginald: Watch! / [[Reginald lifts one hand into the air.]] / [[Reginald lifts the other hand in the air, stretching it to his right.]] / [[Reginald performs a high-five with himself.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/05/expedition-mercury/ |
| Great Jupiter's Ghost | [[Splash screen with the heads of Beartato, Reginald and Harrison in space]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Reginald and Beartato are wearing jet packs on Jupiter
/ Beartato: Today we visit Jupiter to solve the mystery of "What is that Great Red Spot anyway?"
/ Reginald: Let's find out! / [[Reginald licks the Great Red Spot of Jupiter]] / [[Reginald looks up to Beartato with red on his beak]]
/ Reginald: It's jam!
/ Beartato: Neat! / [[Beartato marks off questions from his checklist]]
/ Beartato: Another mystery of the universe, solved!
/ Checklist: Sun: Hot?
/ Checklist: Is the moon a giant egg
/ Checklist: Is God real or what
/ Checklist: What is that great red spot anyway
/ Checklist: What is the best number of pancakes / {{Title text: I don't know if I'd call it 'great,' though.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/great-jupiters-ghost/ |
| Guest Comic by KC Green | Reginald: Beartato! / [[Reginald sweats]] / Reginald: Uh / [[KC Green Beartato smiles]] / Reginald: You look... / [[Beartato's creepy grin widens]] / [[Reginald squints]] / Reginald: Hmmmm / Reginald: --mmmm [[Beartato stands arms akimbo, looking angry]] http://nedroid.com/2011/05/guest-comic-by-kc-green/ |
| I Can Clearly See Your Dotted Outline | [[Beartato and Reginald are invisible.]]
/ Beartato: Now that we're invisible, we should play a prank on Harrison!
/ Reginald: Yeah! / Reginald: And I know just the one! / [[Reginald is talking into a phone.]]
/ Reginald: Harrison! Is your refrigerator running? / {{It was}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/invisibl/ |
| Journey Through the Asteroid Belt | [[Banner: "Beartato's Science Nugget!" Reginald eats an atom]] / [[Reginald and Beartato pilot a spaceship among asteroids]]
/ Reginald: Welcome to the asteroid belt! / Reginald: Fun Fact: these asteroids are all that remain of the former planet Beartatopia, birthplace of Beartato!
/ Beartato: What?! / Beartato: I...I knew it. All these years, I felt in my heart that I was special! / Reginald: Bonus fun fact: Beartato is really gullible!
/ Beartato: I am?! / {{Title text: Fun fact: Beartato owes me... Twenty dollars....}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/journey-through-the-asteroid-belt/ |
| Mission to Mars | [[Banner: Beartato's Science Nugget!!!]] / [[Beartato stands on Mars]]
/ Beartato: Today we are on Mars. Did you know Mars is called the "Red Planet" because of the iron oxide abundant on its surface? / [[Reginald is ducking behind a rock, holding a space pistol]]
/ Reginald: No way! Hey, did you know that we're under attack by Mars Monsters and maybe this isn't a great time for facts?
/ Beartato: Oh yeah! / [[On the other side of the rock are two ray-gun-wielding Mars Monsters]]
/ Mars Monster 1: RAAAAA
/ Mars Monster 2: RAAAA / Mars Monster: MORE FACTS!! / {{Title text: Fun fact: you are gross and scary}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/mars/ |
| Your Passport is the Local Library! A Book is Your Ticket | [[Reginald at passport office counter.]]
/ Man: I'm sorry, sir, but your passport application has been denied.
/ Reginald: What? Why? / [[Man holds up an issue of 'COOL GUY' magazine, which Reginald has pasted a picture of his head over the guy on the front cover.]]
/ Man: For starters, your photo is the wrong size, and I'm reasonably sure it's your head pasted onto a magazine cover.
/ Reginald: It depicts my inner beauty! / Man: Then under "reason for travel" you wrote "to steal treasures. wait no I mean to explore my cultural heritage. Yeah, that sounds plausible."
/ Reginald: The pen slipped! / [[Reginald hosing down Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Who needs to travel when all the fun you could want is in the backyard?
/ Beartato: Niagara Falls, woooooo / {{Title Text: 'Current Residence: Wherever there is danger'}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/passport/ |
| Target: Earth | Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! Exciting educational facts!
/ Man: Whoaa... / Reginald: Today, our journey through the Solar System bring us to Earth. / Reginald: Specifically, it has brought us to Beartato's house.
/ Beartato: Notice the architecture. / Reginald: These are Earth artifacts called video games. / Reginald: Fun fact: We are going to play these video games.
/ Beartato: See you next time for more science fun! / {{title text: Out of all the planets, this one has the weirdest bugs}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/target-earth/ |
| This is What All Ghosts are Trying to Say | [[Reginald, whilst playing a video game, is startled by the arrival of a Ghost]]
/ Ghost: Boo
/ Reginald: Aaaaaah! / Ghost: Wait! Let me finish. / Ghost: "Books are cool! Visit your local library today."
/ Reginald: Oh! / [[Reginald is seen playing video games in a library.]] / {{title text: I got to level seven in Books: The Video Game.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/boo/ |
| What Killed the What?? | Reginald: Beartato, who were you talking to on the phone?
/ Beartato: A nun. A NUN of your BUSINESS. / Reginald: But I really want to know!!
/ Beartato: You know what they say about curiosity and the cat! / Reginald: No, I don't. What is it? Tell me, Beartato. What do they say? / Reginald: What do they say, Beartato? I want to know. Tell me. WHAT DO THEY SAY?! / {{Title text: I was talking to a business nun. I was not making some weird wordplay.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/curiosity/ |
| Ex-Planet Pluto | [[Beartato's Science Nugget]]
/ Reginald: Our long, educational journey has brought us to Pluto. / Reginald: Pluto's not a planet anymore, and I can see why. It's so tiny! Beartato, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
/ Beartato: Yes! / Beartato: Space is a world of unparalleled beauty!
/ Reginald: ! / [[Reginald is eating Pluto]]
/ Reginald: Oh, that's not what I was thinking. / {{title text: Well I was thinking it is dangerous to be floating in space like this}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/ex-planet-pluto/ |
| To Your Left: Neptune | [[Splash screen of Beartato jumping over Reginald on a skateboard]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget!
/ Reginald: Wowww / [[Reginald and Beartato are in a spaceship with a planet in the background]]
/ Reginald: Hello! Here we are at Neptune. But we don't know anything about Neptune, so here are some facts about me instead.
/ Beartato: Oh boy! / [[Reginald and Beartato on the spaceship]]
/ Reginald: Did you know I am great at basketball?
/ Beartato: Oh yeah?
/ Reginald: Karate too! / [[Reginald and Beartato on the spaceship]]
/ Reginald: And did you know I'm an expert at drums and guitar and I'm not too shabby on the keyboard either!
/ Beartato: You don't say! / [[Reginald leans on Beartato's head in the spaceship]]
/ Reginald: Did you know I invented Velcro?
/ Beartato: Did you know I'm considering leaving you on Neptune? / {{Title text: You know Facebook? My idea}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/neptune/ |
| Pickup Artist | Reginald: All right, Beartato. Sit back and watch a MASTER at work.
/ Beartato: Go for it. / Reginald: Excuse me. Are those SPACE PANTS? Because-
/ Woman: Yes. / Reginald: What?
/ Woman: Yes, these are space pants. My boyfriend got them for me. He's an astronaut. / Reginald: Well that's IMPRESSIVE.
/ Woman: And check out the tag on my shirt. It was made in HEAVEN. / {{title text: Space Pants are nice but they're kind of a hassle since you have to wash them in Windex}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/pickup-artist/ |
| Set Sail for Saturn | [[Splash screen of a shooting star]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Reginald is piloting his Reginald-shaped spaceship with Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Hello! Today we are going to learn about Saturn. There's just one problem. / [[Reginald looks toward Beartato]]
/ Reginald: We can't find it!
/ Beartato: We are completely lost! / [[Reginald and Beartato hold up a hoop]]
/ Reginald: So we'll all have to use our imagination, okay?
/ Beartato: Behold. / [[Beartato swings to the left with the hoop around his waist]] / [[Beartato swings to the right with the hoop around his waist]] / [[Beartato swings to the left with the hoop around his waist]] / [[Reginald holds out his arms towards Beartato with the hoop]]
/ Reginald: Okay it's my turn to be Saturn now
/ Beartato: Wheeeeee / {{Title text: Beartato and Reginald are trained professionals. Do NOT attempt to be Saturn at home.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/set-sail-for-saturn/ |
| The Outer Limits | [[Splash screen of Beartato and Reginald orbiting the sun]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Beartato and Reginald on a planet]]
/ Beartato: Hello! Today we end our journey through the Solar System at the tenth and outermost planet, ----.
/ Reginald: Home of ---- and ----! / [[A security agent stops Reginald and Beartato]]
/ Agent: Excuse me, gentlemen, but this planet is classified. You'll have to leave.
/ Reginald: But we wanted to see the ---- ----! / [[The agent leads Reginald and Beartato away]]
/ Agent: Sorry, boys. The ---- ---- is strictly off-limits.
/ Reginald: Aw ----! / [[Reginald and Beartato are angry on their ship]]
/ Reginald: Thank you for joining us on our trip through the nine planets.
/ Beartato: Come back next time for more funny bear and bird show. / {{Title text: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Perfect Xylophones}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/the-outer-limits/ |
| Where to Find Uranus | [[Splash screen of Reginald pointing and Beartato standing]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget
/ Reginald: Ooh / [[Reginald is angry at Beartato with both in a spaceship]]
/ Beartato: Hello! We were supposed to visit Uranus today, but somebody couldn't stop giggling.
/ Reginald: Sorry for enjoying life, Beartato! Sheesh! / [[Beartato looks at a map and Reginald looks out the window of the spaceship]]
/ Beartato: It doesn't matter anyway, because I think we're lost.
/ Reginald: Wait, I see something! / [[Reginald holds back laughing while Beartato looks from behind him]]
/ Beartato: Is it Uranus?
/ Reginald: Pfft. Ha ha ha ha / [[The spaceship is next to a planet and a sign]]
/ Sign: Welcome to Planet Buttfart
/ Reginald: Beartato, don't be so immature! / {{Title text: WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO EARTH?!}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/where-to-find-uranus/ |
| Wrong Turn | Reginald: Hmm.
/ [[Reginald is holding a 'Park Map']] / Reginald: Uhhh / Reginald: This... This isn't the petting zoo, is it? / Flaming Skull Lion: No but you can pet me if you want / {{Title text: Most people don't}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/wrong-turn/ |
| Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream | {{Title: The Beartato Recipe Guide to Strawberries & Cream}} / 1. Apply whipped cream to strawberry. / < http://nedroid.com/2011/07/berries-and-cream-berries-and-cream/ |
| Discount Fireworks Safety | Reginald: Beartato! Look at all these fireworks I got! They were on sale because nobody else wanted 'em! / Beartato: Why didn't anyone else want them?
/ Reginald: Who cares? They're fireworks! / [[Reginald and Beartato hide behind a rock to watch a lit firework.]] / [[The firework goes off with a cloud of smoke]] << FARRRRRRT >> / {{title text: More of the sophisticated humor you've come to expect from Nedroid.com}} http://nedroid.com/2011/07/discount-fireworks-safety/ |
| Fireworks Safety | [[Reginald holds a match next to Beartato]]
/ Beartato: I don't know, Reginald...Fireworks can be dangerous! / [[Reginald begins to light a fuse]]
/ Reginald: Relax, Beartato. It's one firecracker. What could go wrong?
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/07/fireworks-safety/ |
| Like a Cool Shakespeare | Beartato: Great speech, Reginald!
/ Reginald: Thanks! / Reginald: I like to think that I'm good with words. In fact, you might even say that I'm... / Reginald: ... SUPER good with words. / Reginald: Like REALLY super good. / {{title text: Just generally super duper.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/07/like-a-cool-shakespeare/ |
| Mosquitoes, Mo? Problems | Reginald: Ugh! These mosquitoes are terrible. I wish my blood were made of POISON instead of BLOOD. That'd show 'em.
/ Mosquitoes: mmm gulp yum / Genie: WISH GRANTED!
/ Reginald: Oh! / Mosquitoes: Ugh Oh man what / Reginald: Ha ha
/ Mosquito: Daaaang / [[Reginald falls backwards]] / {{title text: Summer Fun Tip: You need blood to live}} http://nedroid.com/2011/07/mosquitoes-mo-problems/ |
| Sunburn | Beartato: Do you want some aloe or...
/ Reginald: beartato. / Reginald: Every word you speak creates vibrations and air currents that cut across my skin like a thousand tiny knives. / Reginald: I'm just going to sit perfectly still for two or three weeks and it'll all be okay. / [[Reginald bursts into flames.]]
/ Reginald: AUGH! / {{title text: Birds can't get sunburns! Ugggh this comic has lost ALL credibility with me}} http://nedroid.com/2011/07/sunburn/ |
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