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| When is the Dinner Service | [In a cold forest.]
/ Reginald: Brr... It's getting cold.
/ Reginald: Guess I'd better fly south for the winter.
/ [In a hot air balloon.]
/ Beartato: So how do we control the direction?
/ Reginald: Just think Southern thoughts. http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-44/ |
| What I Meant to Ask Was: Where Can I Find a Wealthy Benefactor | [[Reginald and Beartato lying on the floor, sluggishly]]
/ Reginald: Beartato...how can we get some money? / Reginald: I've been thinking about it and I've decided I'd like to have some. / Beartato: We could go get jobs. / Reginald: If you're not going to be serious then why even say anything. / {{alt text: Beartato maybe YOU can get a job and just pay me for being your friend?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-46/ |
| What I Meant to Ask Was: Where Can I Find a Wealthy Benefactor | [[Reginald and Beartato lying on the floor, sluggishly]]
/ Reginald: Beartato...how can we get some money? / Reginald: I've been thinking about it and I've decided I'd like to have some. / Beartato: We could go get jobs. / Reginald: If you're not going to be serious then why even say anything. / {{alt text: Beartato maybe YOU can get a job and just pay me for being your friend?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-46/ |
| I Was Simulating His Natural Habitat | [[Reginald holds a pink slip.]]
/ Reginald: Fired? But why?
/ Mustachioed boss: My reasons can be explained by this video tape.
/ {{Boss gestures to television.}}
/ [[Reginald sits astride a lion. He flails his arms. He smacks the lion. The lion is perturbed.]]
/ Reginald: Well that handsome fellow could be anyone. http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-47/ |
| Can You Believe I Only Had Seven Years of Art School | Reginald: Beartato! I'm getting a cramp! Please hurry! / Beartato: Okay! I"m almost... there! Done! / [[Beartato holds up a drawing of Reginald holding a hot dog]]
/ Beartato: So what do you think? / [[Reginald weeps with joy]] / {{Did you notice how I did the, uh... the composition? Did you see all the values and... and I used a really expensive pencil. That means the art is good, right?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-48/ |
| Can You Believe I Only Had Seven Years of Art School | Reginald: Beartato! I'm getting a cramp! Please hurry! / Beartato: Okay! I"m almost... there! Done! / [[Beartato holds up a drawing of Reginald holding a hot dog]]
/ Beartato: So what do you think? / [[Reginald weeps with joy]] / {{Did you notice how I did the, uh... the composition? Did you see all the values and... and I used a really expensive pencil. That means the art is good, right?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-48/ |
| Can You Believe I Only Had Seven Years of Art School | Reginald: Beartato! I'm getting a cramp! Please hurry! / Beartato: Okay! I"m almost... there! Done! / [[Beartato holds up a drawing of Reginald holding a hot dog]]
/ Beartato: So what do you think? / [[Reginald weeps with joy]] / {{Did you notice how I did the, uh... the composition? Did you see all the values and... and I used a really expensive pencil. That means the art is good, right?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-48/ |
| He Has Never Won a Hat Time Yet | Reginald: Beartato!
/ Reginald: Hat time. / [[A series of shots of Beartato and Reginald wearing different hats]] / [[Reginald wearing a banana]] / Reginald: [[Unreadable/Redacted]] / [[Beartato wearing a crown]] http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-49/ |
| Years of Research | [[Reginald, wearing glasses and a lab coat, writes on a chalkboard. It has a game of Hangman with "BE" already filled out (Beartato?) and the square root of Reginald's head plus something, along with other mathematical symbols.]]
/ Reginald: Hmmm... Yes! Yes, that's it! / [[Reginald, now without glasses or coat, rushes to Beartato, who is surprised.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! I've solved it! / [[Reginald holds up a curly noodle.]]
/ Reginald: THIS is the ultimate shape for a noodle! / [[Reginald crosses his arms smugly. Beartato, joyful tears streaming down his face, holds a phone up to each ear.]]
/ Reginald: I even figured out the sauce coefficient
/ Beartato: I am calling the newspaper with both phones / {{Alt text: Sorry man but that has already been invented. They call it Noodle Swirlies.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-50/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/01/01/">http://nedroid.com/2009/01/01/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| A New Year Means New Stupid Things To Do | Beartato: So, Reginald. Did you make any New Year's resolutions?
/ Reginald: Why, yes. / Reginald (voice): I am going to run several miles a day. I have a system to help motivate me.
/ [[Reginald is being chased by a lion.]]
/ Reginald: AAAAAAAAAAAA / Reginald (voice): I am going to be nicer to strangers.
/ [[Reginald is headbutting an older gentleman.]]
/ Man: Excuse me, sir, do you know what time it OOF
/ Reginald: NUHHH! / Reginald (voice): I will improve my eating habits.
/ [[Reginald is drinking gravy directly out of the boat.]]
/ Reginald: This is the best gravy I've had all morning! / Reginald: I'm finally going to get THIS looked at
/ [[There is a face on back of Reginald's head, a la Quirrell and Voldemort.]]
/ Face: i just want to be friends / Reginald (voice): I'll practice the piano every day
/ Reginald: how do i turn this thing on / Reginald: So what about you? / Beartato: Well, I made just a few. / Beartato: I am going to SHAKE IT LIKE NEVER BEFORE / Beartato: I will live HARDER THAN EVER / Beartato: and I will be TOTALLY EXTREME ALL THE TIME FOREVER. / [[Beartato and Reginald are engaged in an amazing high-five.]]
/ Beartato: also i'm gonna eat more whole grains / <<2009>> < http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-51/ |
| A New Year Means New Stupid Things To Do | Beartato: So, Reginald. Did you make any New Year's resolutions?
/ Reginald: Why, yes. / Reginald (voice): I am going to run several miles a day. I have a system to help motivate me.
/ [[Reginald is being chased by a lion.]]
/ Reginald: AAAAAAAAAAAA / Reginald (voice): I am going to be nicer to strangers.
/ [[Reginald is headbutting an older gentleman.]]
/ Man: Excuse me, sir, do you know what time it OOF
/ Reginald: NUHHH! / Reginald (voice): I will improve my eating habits.
/ [[Reginald is drinking gravy directly out of the boat.]]
/ Reginald: This is the best gravy I've had all morning! / Reginald: I'm finally going to get THIS looked at
/ [[There is a face on back of Reginald's head, a la Quirrell and Voldemort.]]
/ Face: i just want to be friends / Reginald (voice): I'll practice the piano every day
/ Reginald: how do i turn this thing on / Reginald: So what about you? / Beartato: Well, I made just a few. / Beartato: I am going to SHAKE IT LIKE NEVER BEFORE / Beartato: I will live HARDER THAN EVER / Beartato: and I will be TOTALLY EXTREME ALL THE TIME FOREVER. / [[Beartato and Reginald are engaged in an amazing high-five.]]
/ Beartato: also i'm gonna eat more whole grains / <<2009>> < http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-51/ |
| Real Ninjas Don't Use Drawstrings | [[Reginald is shown wearing a poorly made ninja suit.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! Check out my ninja suit! / [[Beartato stares.]]
/ Beartato: Is that a garbage bag?
/ Reginald: It is a NINJA BAG. / [[Reginald displays three CDs.]]
/ Reginald: But check out my ninja sta-
/ Reginald: My ninja CIRCLES. / [[Beartato looks at a CD. It has a robot picture on it.]]
/ Beartato: These are CDs.
/ Beartato: These are MY CDs. / [[Reginald stares at the CD.]]
/ Reginald: I didn't know you had the new steromime! / [[Reginald continues staring. Beartato watches.]]
/ Reginald: We should listen to this.
/ Beartato: Yeah we should. / [[Reginald and Beartato, now both in ninja garbage suits, dance an awesome dance to an awesome boombox.]]
/ Stereo: it's a nice day / and the weather is great / think i'll go outside // and celebrate / {{Alt text: My ninja suit size is 'Hefty'}} http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-52/ |
| Quick! Think about Ice Cream and How Good It Is | Beartato: I still can't believe you told Molly that you're an astronaut.
/ Reginald: What's the big deal? / Reginald: Everyone lies, Beartato. Everyone says things like "No, your haircut looks great" or "yes I am an astronaut" or ... or "I will always love you, Reginald." / Reginald: Whoa, I just made myself really sad. / Reginald: Beartato, I need to lean on you for a while, okay? / Reginald: Sigh / [Beartato pats Reginald]] http://nedroid.com/2009/03/beartato-10/ |
| Rethink Your Prank | [[Reginald is dashing through a forested area.]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato! / Reginald: Hup!
/ [[As Beartato plays with toys, Reginald seizes him in his arms.]]
/ Beartato: hey / [[Reginald carries Beartato off a cliff, plummeting down.]]
/ Reginald: Whoaaaa! / Reginald: April Fool's! / {{Title text: In retrospect I just pranked us both}} http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-11/ |
| It's Time for Lunch | Reginald: Hey Beartato
/ Beartato: Hey / Reginald: Ask me what I'm doing / Beartato (reading Books Magazine): What are you doing? / Reginald: I'm BITING MY TIME!! / Reginald: Ha ha! / Reginald: Seriously though I'm eating this clock / {{Get it, Beartato? Do you get it}} http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-12/ |
| DARE to Keep Kids Off Drugs | Beartato: Reginald! Truth or dare? / Reginald: Dare, of course! / Beartato: I dare you to be my best friend FOREVER! / Reginald: DONE. / Reginald: I dare you to eat this bug! / {{Alt Text: He won that jacket in a dare-off}} http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-13/ |
| You Wouldn't Dare! | Reginald: Previously on "Dashing Tales of Reginald (featuring Beartato)": / [[Reginald is pictured wearing a crown, buff and handsome, a pretty lady fawning over him.]]
/ Lady: Oh Reginald, you are so rich.
/ Reginald: Yo I dare you to eat this bug, yo. / Narrative: Now back to the action! / [[Beartato is holding a small insect.]]
/ Beartato: I'm not eating this! / [[Reginald is wearing his Dare Master jacket.]]
/ Reginald: Wat / [[Beartato inspects the bug closely.]]
/ Beartato: It's got a face. It's expressing emotions. I can't eat it.
/ Bug: My name is Benny. / Reginald: Buuuut I dared you to. / [[Beartato tosses the bug aside plainly.]]
/ Beartato: I know. I decline your dare. / [[Reginald is taken aback, the scene visibly punctuated with question marks over the denied dare.]] / {{Title text: Beartato it's like you just punched our friendship in the gut}} http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-14/ |
| How Dare You | Reginald: Previously on "Amazing Reginald (Beartato is also present)": / [[Beartato smokes a cigar, scowling fiercely.]]
/ Beartato: Your dare is stupid, and I won't do it! Also you are ugly and I hate you!
/ [[Reginald is saving orphans from their burning home, in tears.]]
/ Reginald: But... But why, my friend? / Narrative: We now rejoin our terrific tale!
/ [[Reginald sits on a fallen log in a tranquil forest setting.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-15/ |
| Too Early for Midnight | [[Reginald, fully suited up with a royal crown and tuxedo, leans on Beartato with an arm while his other hand holds a wine glass. He speaks to a pretty lady.]]
/ Reginald: So as you see, in addition to being fantastically rich, I'm also-
/ < http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-16/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald is kicking a sandwich]]
/ Reginald: Nuhhh! / [[Beartato is revealed to be throwing sandwiches to Reginald like clay pigeons for skeet shooting. He throws another sandwich, which Reginald elbows.]]
/ Reginald: Hwaaaa / [[The pair is shown to be picnicking with Harrison. Beartato throws another sandwich.]]
/ Reginald: ShoooWA! / [[Reginald has taken out a bow and arrow which he aims at the sandwich Beartato has just thrown.]]
/ Harrison: I wish you guys would have told me you didn't like bologna. / Reginald: What? Why? / {{Title text: Oh, we like bologna fine. We just like this more.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-17/ |
| Big Ideas | [[Reginald has an idea]] / [[Reginald thinks of Beartato]] / [[Reginald pats Beartato]] / [[reginald rides a skateboard off a ramp]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-18/ |
| Big Ideas | [[Reginald has an idea]] / [[Reginald thinks of Beartato]] / [[Reginald pats Beartato]] / [[reginald rides a skateboard off a ramp]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-18/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/05/05/">http://nedroid.com/2009/05/05/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/05/07/">http://nedroid.com/2009/05/07/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Fun with Politics | [[Reginald and Beartato are jumping on a trampoline.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, let's discuss federal tax reform. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]]
/ Beartato: We could do that. / [[Still jumping.]]
/ Beartato: Or we could keep jumping on this trampoline. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]] / {{title text: Beartato, you backflip like a Republican}} http://nedroid.com/2009/05/beartato-19/ |
| Fun with Politics | [[Reginald and Beartato are jumping on a trampoline.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, let's discuss federal tax reform. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]]
/ Beartato: We could do that. / [[Still jumping.]]
/ Beartato: Or we could keep jumping on this trampoline. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]] / {{title text: Beartato, you backflip like a Republican}} http://nedroid.com/2009/05/beartato-19/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Beartato: HEY, CAN I ASK YOUR ADVICE? ON A... HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.
/ Reginald: [[lighting dynamite]] SURE! I'M NOT BUSY. / Beartato: WELL, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND, SEE. AND HE'S PRONE TO FITS OF IRRATIONAL ANGER AND JEALOUSY. / Beartato: AND I'M JUST WORRIED THAT HE
/ Reginald: SHH, SHH. LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. / Reginald: [[shaking fist]] NOW JUST WHEN DID YOU GET ANOTHER FRIEND?? / {{Who is it? Is it Gary? IS IT GARY???}} http://nedroid.com/2009/05/beartato-20/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Beartato: HEY, CAN I ASK YOUR ADVICE? ON A... HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.
/ Reginald: [[lighting dynamite]] SURE! I'M NOT BUSY. / Beartato: WELL, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND, SEE. AND HE'S PRONE TO FITS OF IRRATIONAL ANGER AND JEALOUSY. / Beartato: AND I'M JUST WORRIED THAT HE
/ Reginald: SHH, SHH. LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. / Reginald: [[shaking fist]] NOW JUST WHEN DID YOU GET ANOTHER FRIEND?? / {{Who is it? Is it Gary? IS IT GARY???}} http://nedroid.com/2009/05/beartato-20/ |
| Cinemadventures! | [[Reginald arrives at movie theater]]
/ Reginald: To the theater / [[Reginald finds Beartato did not save him a seat.]]
/ Reginald: uh / Reginald: Beartato. You didn't save me a seat? / Beartato: I tried! But people wanted to sit down, I'm just not assertive enough! / [[Reginald sits atop Beartato and puts his legs on people's heads]]
/ Reginald: Nevermind, this works pretty good. / [[Man behind becomes angry because he cannot see the screen]]
/ Man: Hey! You up front! / Man: I can't see the movie! / Reginald: That's a shame! Hugh Jackman is sooo dreamy / Man: [[giddy]] Oh man I know! / Reginald: Now he's cutting up someone with his hand-blades. The guy looks Italian! Now Wolverine said "Here's your escape CLAWS." / Man: [[angrily]] You gotta do the voices! / {{alt text: SPOILER ALERT: The entire movie is Wolverine versus the Italians}} http://nedroid.com/2009/05/beartato-21/ |
| Cinemadventures! | [[Reginald arrives at movie theater]]
/ Reginald: To the theater / [[Reginald finds Beartato did not save him a seat.]]
/ Reginald: uh / Reginald: Beartato. You didn't save me a seat? / Beartato: I tried! But people wanted to sit down, I'm just not assertive enough! / [[Reginald sits atop Beartato and puts his legs on people's heads]]
/ Reginald: Nevermind, this works pretty good. / [[Man behind becomes angry because he cannot see the screen]]
/ Man: Hey! You up front! / Man: I can't see the movie! / Reginald: That's a shame! Hugh Jackman is sooo dreamy / Man: [[giddy]] Oh man I know! / Reginald: Now he's cutting up someone with his hand-blades. The guy looks Italian! Now Wolverine said "Here's your escape CLAWS." / Man: [[angrily]] You gotta do the voices! / {{alt text: SPOILER ALERT: The entire movie is Wolverine versus the Italians}} http://nedroid.com/2009/05/beartato-21/ |
| I Also Found Some Golden Grahams | [[Reginald rushes over to Beartato, his arms full of red crystals.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! Check out these precious gems I found!
/ Beartato: Wow! / [[Beartato holds a handful, looking down.]]
/ Beartato: But... These are rock candy. / [[Reginald inspects a few rocks in his hand while Beartato tastes one.]]
/ Reginald: Precious gems, rock candy... It's all the same to me. / [[Reginald begins to stuff his beak full of the crystals.]]
/ Reginald: Becauf my heargh ih fhull ogh maghic. / {{Title text: If you were to ever ask my friend Emmy whether several of my comic ideas are copied word-for-word from our conversations, she would have no choice but to shake her head, look ashamed, and say 'yes'}} http://nedroid.com/2009/05/beartato-22/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/06/15/">http://nedroid.com/2009/06/15/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/07/19/">http://nedroid.com/2009/07/19/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/07/29/">http://nedroid.com/2009/07/29/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/07/31/">http://nedroid.com/2009/07/31/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/09/15/">http://nedroid.com/2009/09/15/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/10/05/">http://nedroid.com/2009/10/05/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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