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When is the Dinner Service [In a cold forest.] / Reginald: Brr... It's getting cold. / Reginald: Guess I'd better fly south for the winter. / [In a hot air balloon.] / Beartato: So how do we control the direction? / Reginald: Just think Southern thoughts.
What I Meant to Ask Was: Where Can I Find a Wealthy Benefactor [[Reginald and Beartato lying on the floor, sluggishly]] / Reginald: Beartato...how can we get some money? / Reginald: I've been thinking about it and I've decided I'd like to have some. / Beartato: We could go get jobs. / Reginald: If you're not going to be serious then why even say anything. / {{alt text: Beartato maybe YOU can get a job and just pay me for being your friend?}}
What I Meant to Ask Was: Where Can I Find a Wealthy Benefactor [[Reginald and Beartato lying on the floor, sluggishly]] / Reginald: Beartato...how can we get some money? / Reginald: I've been thinking about it and I've decided I'd like to have some. / Beartato: We could go get jobs. / Reginald: If you're not going to be serious then why even say anything. / {{alt text: Beartato maybe YOU can get a job and just pay me for being your friend?}}
I Was Simulating His Natural Habitat [[Reginald holds a pink slip.]] / Reginald: Fired? But why? / Mustachioed boss: My reasons can be explained by this video tape. / {{Boss gestures to television.}} / [[Reginald sits astride a lion. He flails his arms. He smacks the lion. The lion is perturbed.]] / Reginald: Well that handsome fellow could be anyone.
Can You Believe I Only Had Seven Years of Art School Reginald: Beartato! I'm getting a cramp! Please hurry! / Beartato: Okay! I"m almost... there! Done! / [[Beartato holds up a drawing of Reginald holding a hot dog]] / Beartato: So what do you think? / [[Reginald weeps with joy]] / {{Did you notice how I did the, uh... the composition? Did you see all the values and... and I used a really expensive pencil. That means the art is good, right?}}
Can You Believe I Only Had Seven Years of Art School Reginald: Beartato! I'm getting a cramp! Please hurry! / Beartato: Okay! I"m almost... there! Done! / [[Beartato holds up a drawing of Reginald holding a hot dog]] / Beartato: So what do you think? / [[Reginald weeps with joy]] / {{Did you notice how I did the, uh... the composition? Did you see all the values and... and I used a really expensive pencil. That means the art is good, right?}}
Can You Believe I Only Had Seven Years of Art School Reginald: Beartato! I'm getting a cramp! Please hurry! / Beartato: Okay! I"m almost... there! Done! / [[Beartato holds up a drawing of Reginald holding a hot dog]] / Beartato: So what do you think? / [[Reginald weeps with joy]] / {{Did you notice how I did the, uh... the composition? Did you see all the values and... and I used a really expensive pencil. That means the art is good, right?}}
He Has Never Won a Hat Time Yet Reginald: Beartato! / Reginald: Hat time. / [[A series of shots of Beartato and Reginald wearing different hats]] / [[Reginald wearing a banana]] / Reginald: [[Unreadable/Redacted]] / [[Beartato wearing a crown]]
 
Years of Research [[Reginald, wearing glasses and a lab coat, writes on a chalkboard. It has a game of Hangman with "BE" already filled out (Beartato?) and the square root of Reginald's head plus something, along with other mathematical symbols.]] / Reginald: Hmmm... Yes! Yes, that's it! / [[Reginald, now without glasses or coat, rushes to Beartato, who is surprised.]] / Reginald: Beartato! I've solved it! / [[Reginald holds up a curly noodle.]] / Reginald: THIS is the ultimate shape for a noodle! / [[Reginald crosses his arms smugly. Beartato, joyful tears streaming down his face, holds a phone up to each ear.]] / Reginald: I even figured out the sauce coefficient / Beartato: I am calling the newspaper with both phones / {{Alt text: Sorry man but that has already been invented. They call it Noodle Swirlies.}}
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A New Year Means New Stupid Things To Do Beartato: So, Reginald. Did you make any New Year's resolutions? / Reginald: Why, yes. / Reginald (voice): I am going to run several miles a day. I have a system to help motivate me. / [[Reginald is being chased by a lion.]] / Reginald: AAAAAAAAAAAA / Reginald (voice): I am going to be nicer to strangers. / [[Reginald is headbutting an older gentleman.]] / Man: Excuse me, sir, do you know what time it OOF / Reginald: NUHHH! / Reginald (voice): I will improve my eating habits. / [[Reginald is drinking gravy directly out of the boat.]] / Reginald: This is the best gravy I've had all morning! / Reginald: I'm finally going to get THIS looked at / [[There is a face on back of Reginald's head, a la Quirrell and Voldemort.]] / Face: i just want to be friends / Reginald (voice): I'll practice the piano every day / Reginald: how do i turn this thing on / Reginald: So what about you? / Beartato: Well, I made just a few. / Beartato: I am going to SHAKE IT LIKE NEVER BEFORE / Beartato: I will live HARDER THAN EVER / Beartato: and I will be TOTALLY EXTREME ALL THE TIME FOREVER. / [[Beartato and Reginald are engaged in an amazing high-five.]] / Beartato: also i'm gonna eat more whole grains / <<2009>> <> / {{alt-text: 2009! So futuristic!}}
A New Year Means New Stupid Things To Do Beartato: So, Reginald. Did you make any New Year's resolutions? / Reginald: Why, yes. / Reginald (voice): I am going to run several miles a day. I have a system to help motivate me. / [[Reginald is being chased by a lion.]] / Reginald: AAAAAAAAAAAA / Reginald (voice): I am going to be nicer to strangers. / [[Reginald is headbutting an older gentleman.]] / Man: Excuse me, sir, do you know what time it OOF / Reginald: NUHHH! / Reginald (voice): I will improve my eating habits. / [[Reginald is drinking gravy directly out of the boat.]] / Reginald: This is the best gravy I've had all morning! / Reginald: I'm finally going to get THIS looked at / [[There is a face on back of Reginald's head, a la Quirrell and Voldemort.]] / Face: i just want to be friends / Reginald (voice): I'll practice the piano every day / Reginald: how do i turn this thing on / Reginald: So what about you? / Beartato: Well, I made just a few. / Beartato: I am going to SHAKE IT LIKE NEVER BEFORE / Beartato: I will live HARDER THAN EVER / Beartato: and I will be TOTALLY EXTREME ALL THE TIME FOREVER. / [[Beartato and Reginald are engaged in an amazing high-five.]] / Beartato: also i'm gonna eat more whole grains / <<2009>> <> / {{alt-text: 2009! So futuristic!}}
Real Ninjas Don't Use Drawstrings [[Reginald is shown wearing a poorly made ninja suit.]] / Reginald: Beartato! Check out my ninja suit! / [[Beartato stares.]] / Beartato: Is that a garbage bag? / Reginald: It is a NINJA BAG. / [[Reginald displays three CDs.]] / Reginald: But check out my ninja sta- / Reginald: My ninja CIRCLES. / [[Beartato looks at a CD. It has a robot picture on it.]] / Beartato: These are CDs. / Beartato: These are MY CDs. / [[Reginald stares at the CD.]] / Reginald: I didn't know you had the new steromime! / [[Reginald continues staring. Beartato watches.]] / Reginald: We should listen to this. / Beartato: Yeah we should. / [[Reginald and Beartato, now both in ninja garbage suits, dance an awesome dance to an awesome boombox.]] / Stereo: it's a nice day / and the weather is great / think i'll go outside // and celebrate / {{Alt text: My ninja suit size is 'Hefty'}}
Quick! Think about Ice Cream and How Good It Is Beartato: I still can't believe you told Molly that you're an astronaut. / Reginald: What's the big deal? / Reginald: Everyone lies, Beartato. Everyone says things like "No, your haircut looks great" or "yes I am an astronaut" or ... or "I will always love you, Reginald." / Reginald: Whoa, I just made myself really sad. / Reginald: Beartato, I need to lean on you for a while, okay? / Reginald: Sigh / [Beartato pats Reginald]]
 
Rethink Your Prank [[Reginald is dashing through a forested area.]] / Reginald: Hey Beartato! / Reginald: Hup! / [[As Beartato plays with toys, Reginald seizes him in his arms.]] / Beartato: hey / [[Reginald carries Beartato off a cliff, plummeting down.]] / Reginald: Whoaaaa! / Reginald: April Fool's! / {{Title text: In retrospect I just pranked us both}}
It's Time for Lunch Reginald: Hey Beartato / Beartato: Hey / Reginald: Ask me what I'm doing / Beartato (reading Books Magazine): What are you doing? / Reginald: I'm BITING MY TIME!! / Reginald: Ha ha! / Reginald: Seriously though I'm eating this clock / {{Get it, Beartato? Do you get it}}
DARE to Keep Kids Off Drugs Beartato: Reginald! Truth or dare? / Reginald: Dare, of course! / Beartato: I dare you to be my best friend FOREVER! / Reginald: DONE. / Reginald: I dare you to eat this bug! / {{Alt Text: He won that jacket in a dare-off}}
You Wouldn't Dare! Reginald: Previously on "Dashing Tales of Reginald (featuring Beartato)": / [[Reginald is pictured wearing a crown, buff and handsome, a pretty lady fawning over him.]] / Lady: Oh Reginald, you are so rich. / Reginald: Yo I dare you to eat this bug, yo. / Narrative: Now back to the action! / [[Beartato is holding a small insect.]] / Beartato: I'm not eating this! / [[Reginald is wearing his Dare Master jacket.]] / Reginald: Wat / [[Beartato inspects the bug closely.]] / Beartato: It's got a face. It's expressing emotions. I can't eat it. / Bug: My name is Benny. / Reginald: Buuuut I dared you to. / [[Beartato tosses the bug aside plainly.]] / Beartato: I know. I decline your dare. / [[Reginald is taken aback, the scene visibly punctuated with question marks over the denied dare.]] / {{Title text: Beartato it's like you just punched our friendship in the gut}}
How Dare You Reginald: Previously on "Amazing Reginald (Beartato is also present)": / [[Beartato smokes a cigar, scowling fiercely.]] / Beartato: Your dare is stupid, and I won't do it! Also you are ugly and I hate you! / [[Reginald is saving orphans from their burning home, in tears.]] / Reginald: But... But why, my friend? / Narrative: We now rejoin our terrific tale! / [[Reginald sits on a fallen log in a tranquil forest setting.]] / <> / Reginald: I can't believe he would do that! My own best friend, refusing a dare. I thought i knew him! Now... Now I don't know what to believe. / [[Beartato approaches.]] / Beartato: Hey. / Reginald: Hey. / Reginald: Beartato... You know I'd like to forgive you, but my foolish pride just won't allow it. Help me out here. / Beartato: What if... I dared you to forgive me? / [[Reginald whips on his Dare Master Jacket.]] / [[Reginald embraces Beartato joyfully.]] / Reginald: You're on!! / {{Title text: Twenty-five years later Reginald is sitting by his ornate garden fountain when he realizes just how thoroughly he got played}}
 
Too Early for Midnight [[Reginald, fully suited up with a royal crown and tuxedo, leans on Beartato with an arm while his other hand holds a wine glass. He speaks to a pretty lady.]] / Reginald: So as you see, in addition to being fantastically rich, I'm also- / <> / <> / Reginald: What? Midnight already?! / <> / [[Reginald's crown magically returns to its original form in a puff of smoke, now just a metal pot.]] / [[His wine glass transforms next into a can of Fresca.]] / [[Reginald's suit poofs into a sack of dog food.]] / [[Beartato turns into a pumpkin, the clouds of smoke billowing upward.]] / {{Title text: At least I'm still devastatingly handsome. THAT doesn't disappear until twelve-fifteen.}}
Nedroid Picture Diary [[Reginald is kicking a sandwich]] / Reginald: Nuhhh! / [[Beartato is revealed to be throwing sandwiches to Reginald like clay pigeons for skeet shooting. He throws another sandwich, which Reginald elbows.]] / Reginald: Hwaaaa / [[The pair is shown to be picnicking with Harrison. Beartato throws another sandwich.]] / Reginald: ShoooWA! / [[Reginald has taken out a bow and arrow which he aims at the sandwich Beartato has just thrown.]] / Harrison: I wish you guys would have told me you didn't like bologna. / Reginald: What? Why? / {{Title text: Oh, we like bologna fine. We just like this more.}}
Big Ideas [[Reginald has an idea]] / [[Reginald thinks of Beartato]] / [[Reginald pats Beartato]] / [[reginald rides a skateboard off a ramp]] / <>
Big Ideas [[Reginald has an idea]] / [[Reginald thinks of Beartato]] / [[Reginald pats Beartato]] / [[reginald rides a skateboard off a ramp]] / <>
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Fun with Politics [[Reginald and Beartato are jumping on a trampoline.]] / Reginald: Beartato, let's discuss federal tax reform. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]] / Beartato: We could do that. / [[Still jumping.]] / Beartato: Or we could keep jumping on this trampoline. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]] / {{title text: Beartato, you backflip like a Republican}}
Fun with Politics [[Reginald and Beartato are jumping on a trampoline.]] / Reginald: Beartato, let's discuss federal tax reform. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]] / Beartato: We could do that. / [[Still jumping.]] / Beartato: Or we could keep jumping on this trampoline. / [[They continue jumping on the trampoline.]] / {{title text: Beartato, you backflip like a Republican}}
Nedroid Picture Diary Beartato: HEY, CAN I ASK YOUR ADVICE? ON A... HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION. / Reginald: [[lighting dynamite]] SURE! I'M NOT BUSY. / Beartato: WELL, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND, SEE. AND HE'S PRONE TO FITS OF IRRATIONAL ANGER AND JEALOUSY. / Beartato: AND I'M JUST WORRIED THAT HE / Reginald: SHH, SHH. LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. / Reginald: [[shaking fist]] NOW JUST WHEN DID YOU GET ANOTHER FRIEND?? / {{Who is it? Is it Gary? IS IT GARY???}}
Nedroid Picture Diary Beartato: HEY, CAN I ASK YOUR ADVICE? ON A... HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION. / Reginald: [[lighting dynamite]] SURE! I'M NOT BUSY. / Beartato: WELL, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND, SEE. AND HE'S PRONE TO FITS OF IRRATIONAL ANGER AND JEALOUSY. / Beartato: AND I'M JUST WORRIED THAT HE / Reginald: SHH, SHH. LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. / Reginald: [[shaking fist]] NOW JUST WHEN DID YOU GET ANOTHER FRIEND?? / {{Who is it? Is it Gary? IS IT GARY???}}
Cinemadventures! [[Reginald arrives at movie theater]] / Reginald: To the theater / [[Reginald finds Beartato did not save him a seat.]] / Reginald: uh / Reginald: Beartato. You didn't save me a seat? / Beartato: I tried! But people wanted to sit down, I'm just not assertive enough! / [[Reginald sits atop Beartato and puts his legs on people's heads]] / Reginald: Nevermind, this works pretty good. / [[Man behind becomes angry because he cannot see the screen]] / Man: Hey! You up front! / Man: I can't see the movie! / Reginald: That's a shame! Hugh Jackman is sooo dreamy / Man: [[giddy]] Oh man I know! / Reginald: Now he's cutting up someone with his hand-blades. The guy looks Italian! Now Wolverine said "Here's your escape CLAWS." / Man: [[angrily]] You gotta do the voices! / {{alt text: SPOILER ALERT: The entire movie is Wolverine versus the Italians}}
Cinemadventures! [[Reginald arrives at movie theater]] / Reginald: To the theater / [[Reginald finds Beartato did not save him a seat.]] / Reginald: uh / Reginald: Beartato. You didn't save me a seat? / Beartato: I tried! But people wanted to sit down, I'm just not assertive enough! / [[Reginald sits atop Beartato and puts his legs on people's heads]] / Reginald: Nevermind, this works pretty good. / [[Man behind becomes angry because he cannot see the screen]] / Man: Hey! You up front! / Man: I can't see the movie! / Reginald: That's a shame! Hugh Jackman is sooo dreamy / Man: [[giddy]] Oh man I know! / Reginald: Now he's cutting up someone with his hand-blades. The guy looks Italian! Now Wolverine said "Here's your escape CLAWS." / Man: [[angrily]] You gotta do the voices! / {{alt text: SPOILER ALERT: The entire movie is Wolverine versus the Italians}}
I Also Found Some Golden Grahams [[Reginald rushes over to Beartato, his arms full of red crystals.]] / Reginald: Beartato! Check out these precious gems I found! / Beartato: Wow! / [[Beartato holds a handful, looking down.]] / Beartato: But... These are rock candy. / [[Reginald inspects a few rocks in his hand while Beartato tastes one.]] / Reginald: Precious gems, rock candy... It's all the same to me. / [[Reginald begins to stuff his beak full of the crystals.]] / Reginald: Becauf my heargh ih fhull ogh maghic. / {{Title text: If you were to ever ask my friend Emmy whether several of my comic ideas are copied word-for-word from our conversations, she would have no choice but to shake her head, look ashamed, and say 'yes'}}
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