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| Economoline | Reginald: Beartato, please explain "The Economy" to me in terms I will understand. / Beartato: Okay. Imagine yourself on a trampoline. / Beartato: Now, every time you bounce, the economy--
/ Reginald: Wait, wait / [[Reginald is imagining himself jumping on a trampoline]]
/ Reginald: I don't care about... http://nedroid.com/2011/08/economoline/ |
| Pronunciation Station | Reginald: Beartato! Check out this sword!
/ Beartato: This what? / Reginald: This sword!
/ Beartato: That's not how you pronounce "sword!" / Reginald: Then how DO you pronounce it?
/ Beartato: "SWORD."
/ Reginald: Oh! / Reginald: Well I feel foolish http://nedroid.com/2011/08/pronunciation-station/ |
| Remember When | Reginald: Remember that time we had a picnic at the beach?
/ Beartato: Yeah! Remember when we saw a dolphin? / Reginald: That was great! Remeber when we saw those apes at the zoo?
/ Beartato: Oh yeah! Remember when they stole your camera? / Reginald: Oh! Oh! Remember when I stole you from your parents?
/ Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2011/08/remember-when/ |
| Somewhere Over the Rainbow | [[Beartato and Reginald spot a rainbow]] / [[Beartato and Reginald chase the rainbow across a field]] / [[Beartato and Reginald reach a bush, behind it is obscured the end of the rainbow]] / [[In the clearing, Beartato and Reginald discover a plainly dressed man cut in two by the end of the rainbow.]] / {{title... http://nedroid.com/2011/08/somewhere-over-the-rainbow/ |
| Stunts | [[Beartato is yelling into a walkie-talkie.]]
/ Beartato: Reginald! You've tripped the alarm. Get out of there! / [[Reginald is sweating, carrying a bag, and holding a walkie-talkie. He is also being pursued by a rampaging robot.]]
/ Reginald: I got the diamonds but I'm in trouble! Looks like a job for... / [[A... http://nedroid.com/2011/08/stunts/ |
| Stunts | [[Beartato is yelling into a walkie-talkie.]]
/ Beartato: Reginald! You've tripped the alarm. Get out of there! / [[Reginald is sweating, carrying a bag, and holding a walkie-talkie. He is also being pursued by a rampaging robot.]]
/ Reginald: I got the diamonds but I'm in trouble! Looks like a job for... / [[A... http://nedroid.com/2011/08/stunts/ |
| You're Next, Dick Tracy | Reginald: I wish I could just stay in the shower all day. / Reginald: Ha ha, I'm getting all pruney! / [[Reginald has an idea]] / Text box: Several hours later / [[Reginald, all pruney, leaps out from behind a couch to scare Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Bleah!! / {{title text=YES BIRDS GET PRUNEY}} http://nedroid.com/2011/08/youre-next-dick-tracy/ |
| Buried Treasure | [[Beartato is digging and sweating]] / [[Beartato is in the hole, digging deeper]] / [[Beartato is barely visible]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/09/buried-treasure/ |
| Cat Scratch | [[Reginald is scratching Bartholomew's ears]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/09/cat-scratch/ |
| When I Say Hey, You Say Hotel | [[Reginald and Beartato are driving in a car.]]
/ Reginald: It's getting late... we should find somewhere to stop for the night. / SIGN: The Nap Trap. Color TV. Almost no sword crime.
/ Reginald: We can do better. / SIGN: The Big "Z" Indoor Pool and Hot Tub.
/ Reginald: Almost... / SIGN: The Good Snooze.... http://nedroid.com/2011/09/hotel/ |
| Pack It Up | Reginald: Let's see... I've got my pajamas, my shampoo, my phone charger... / Reginald: But I still feel like I'm forgetting something. / Reginald: Oh yeah!! / [[Reginald is walking through the airport with his luggage, carrying Beartato under one arm.]] http://nedroid.com/2011/09/pack-it-up/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2011/page/10/">http://nedroid.com/2011/page/10/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2011/11/whats-in-a-name/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://nedroid.com/2011/11/whats-in-a-name/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Expiration Date | [[Reginald and Beartato are examining Christmas items Reginald is taking from a paper bag. Reginald holds a Santa bobblehead; Beartato holds a sprig of mistletoe.]] Reginald: Check out all the great after-Christmas deals I got!
/ Beartato: This mistletoe is expired! / [[Reginald hangs the mistletoe in... http://nedroid.com/2011/12/expiration-date/ |
| Ghosts of Youth | [[Reginald and Beartato bundled up on a cold winter day, in full color]]
/ Reginald: Are you excited about the holidays, Beartato?
/ Beartato: Sure, a little.... / [[Close-up of moody Beartato]]
/ Beartato: But they also stir up some bad memories. I had kind of a rough childhood... / [[Muted colors for... http://nedroid.com/2011/12/ghosts-of-youth/ |
| Pizza by the slice | [[beartato and reginald are standing in a kitchen as reginald takes a pizza out of the oven]] / beartato: you're eating pizza again? / reginald: yeah yeah, i know. i cant help it. / reginald: but today im only going to eat two slices. / [[cuts pizza in half and throws the pizza cutter away]] / {{tiltle... http://nedroid.com/2011/12/pizza-by-the-slice/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Previously: / Reginald: I'm so disillusioned about Christmas! / [[Scene changes to bedroom, Reginald is in Bed, the Ghost of Christmas Past is beside him]] / and so: / The Ghost of Christmas Past: Reginald! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. Come with me to rediscover the true meaning of the Holiday!... http://nedroid.com/2011/12/scrooginald/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Beartato's $1000000 Christmas extravaganza starring Beartato featuring Reginald
/ [[A Christmas tree with Beartato's face, arms, and legs. Reginald's head sits on top of the tree like an angel.]] / Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and getting quite late-o. Not a creature was stirring, not... http://nedroid.com/2011/12/the-night-before-beartato/ |
| Deadly Weapons | Beartato: I'm not sure we should be walking around out here. This is a dracula town.
/ Reginald: Relax, Beartato. / Reginald: If there's any trouble, I have two of the world's deadliest weapons right here! / Reginald: Invisible swords!!! / Reginald: Wait, I dropped them / {{Probably the best and worst... http://nedroid.com/2012/01/deadly-weapons/ |
| Her Words, Not Mine | [[Beartato and Reginald walking while eating ice cream cones]]
/ Beartato: This is gross! I think I'm going to throw up.
/ Reginald: That's what SHE said! / Beartato: Who?
/ Reginald: Huh? / [[Beartato throwing away ice cream cone]]
/ Beartato: Who said that?
/ Reginald: Uh... / Reginald: She...you don't... http://nedroid.com/2012/01/her-words-not-mine/ |
| Side Job | [[Reginald and Beartato are chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool. Reginald is having a drink.]]
/ Reginald: So then I said-
/ Beartato: Hold on. / [[Beartato stops and holds his hands to his temples, channelling mystical energy.]]
/ Reginald: What is it?
/ Beartato: It's Eddie. / [[Reginald is angry.]]
/ Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2012/01/side-job/ |
| Side Job | [[Reginald and Beartato are chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool. Reginald is having a drink.]]
/ Reginald: So then I said-
/ Beartato: Hold on. / [[Beartato stops and holds his hands to his temples, channelling mystical energy.]]
/ Reginald: What is it?
/ Beartato: It's Eddie. / [[Reginald is angry.]]
/ Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2012/01/side-job/ |
| I Valentried | [[Reginald kneels, eyes closed, singing a song to his valentine.]]
/ Reginald: Oh valentine, I think you're swell, I think you're kind and cute as well. / [[Reginald opens his eyes and continues to sing, arms outstretched.]]
/ Reginald: I think you're fine, I think you're neat, so please be mine, that... http://nedroid.com/2012/02/i-valentried/ |
| Static | [[Reginald rubs a balloon on his head to create static electricity.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2012/02/static/ |
| Stones for Bones | Harrison: You ... You pre-bought tombstones for all of us?
/ Reginald: I had a coupon. It would have been stupid NOT to. / Beartato: I wrote my own.
/ [[Beartato's tombstone: Now that he's gone, what's the point
/ Harrison's tombstone: Always there when we needed him ]] / [[Harrison looks at Reginald's... http://nedroid.com/2012/02/stones-for-bones/ |
| Stones for Bones | Harrison: You ... You pre-bought tombstones for all of us?
/ Reginald: I had a coupon. It would have been stupid NOT to. / Beartato: I wrote my own.
/ [[Beartato's tombstone: Now that he's gone, what's the point
/ Harrison's tombstone: Always there when we needed him ]] / [[Harrison looks at Reginald's... http://nedroid.com/2012/02/stones-for-bones/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/03/the-final-leap/?ref=nf">http://nedroid.com/2012/03/the-final-leap/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| You Solve It | Reginald [[floating over a background of misc. objects]]: Beartato is missing! Can you find him?
/ Answer [[upside down, at bottom]]: No, he's missing. I just said that.
/ {{Title text: We need a real pro on this case. Someone call Slylock Fox.}} http://nedroid.com/2012/04/you-solve-it/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/05/honk-the-databus/?ref=nf">http://nedroid.com/2012/05/honk-the-databus/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/06/">http://nedroid.com/2012/06/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/07/">http://nedroid.com/2012/07/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/08/">http://nedroid.com/2012/08/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/09/unforgivable/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter">http://nedroid.com/2012/09/unforgivable/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/10/">http://nedroid.com/2012/10/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/11/">http://nedroid.com/2012/11/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2012/12/secret-sauce/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter">http://nedroid.com/2012/12/secret-sauce/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2013/01/">http://nedroid.com/2013/01/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2013/02/long-distance-call/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter">http://nedroid.com/2013/02/long-distance-call/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2013/03/now-with-marshmallows/?utm_source=feedly">http://nedroid.com/2013/03/now-with-marshmallows/?utm_source=feedly | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2013/04/by-any-other-name/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter">http://nedroid.com/2013/04/by-any-other-name/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2013/05/oh-canada/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter">http://nedroid.com/2013/05/oh-canada/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2007/05/page/2/">http://nedroid.com/2007/05/page/2/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/01/page/2/">http://nedroid.com/2008/01/page/2/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/06/page/2/">http://nedroid.com/2008/06/page/2/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/07/page/2/">http://nedroid.com/2008/07/page/2/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/09/super-fanfic-comics-2/">http://nedroid.com/2008/09/super-fanfic-comics-2/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/10/page/2/">http://nedroid.com/2008/10/page/2/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Technology is Great, Except Sometimes It?s Stupid | Reginald: Beartato! You need faster internet. / Reginald: I'm downloading a pizza and it's taking forever. / Beartato: I can't believe we can put a man on the moon, but we still have to wait up to five minutes for free internet pizza. / Reginald: Well said, friend.
/ Reginald: Unless you were being... http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-2/ |
| You and I are the Only People I?ve Ever Seen. And Sometimes Harrison | [[Beartato and Reginald are laying on a hillside, looking up at a splendid milky way.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, do you believe in extraterrestrial life? / Beartato: Ha ha! Of course not. That's ridiculous. / [[Later Beartato sits awake behind a rock, talking with a hologram generated by his wrist watch.... http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-3/ |
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