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| Call in the B-Squad | HARRISON STORIES
/ Reginald: Heya, Harrison! Friend! You up for some Hangouts?
/ Harrison: What? / Harrison: Y...you want to hang out with me? / Reginald: Of course! Harrison, I greatly value our friendship! / Reginald: Also Beartato is out of town. COUGH http://nedroid.com/2009/08/ |
| Call in the B-Squad | Harrison Stories
/ Reginald: Heya, Harrison! Friend! You up for some hangouts?
/ Harrison: What? / Harrison: Y... you want to hang out with me? / Reginald: Of course! Harrison, I greatly value our friendship! / Reginald: also beartato is out of town < http://nedroid.com/2009/08/call-in-the-b-squad/ |
| Coma Chameleon | [[Reginald wakes up in a hospital room.]]
/ Reginald: Nnngh... Beartato, how long have I been out?
/ Beartato: You've been in a coma for a million months. / [[Reginald lifts his magnificently long beard.]]
/ Reginald: coool / [[Reginald holds out Beartato's beard.]]
/ Reginald: oh cooool / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/coma-chameleon/ |
| Decisions, Decisions | Harrison Stories
/ Harrison: Do you want to go see a movie?
/ Reginald: Beartato and I already saw all the movies. / Harrison: Okay, how about laser tag?
/ Reginald: Beartato is scared of laser tag, so I don't play it. Out of respect. / Harrison: We could play Frisbee.
/ Reginald: Beartato once swallowed... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/decisions-decisions/ |
| Disaster Averted | [[Reginald is lying on the floor, looking at a signed photograph of Rick Moranis.]]
/ Beartato: Hey Reginald, Gary's at the front door. He says he has something for you. / Reginald: Gary? My nemesis?
/ Gary??
/ GARY MY NEMESIS?! / Reginald: He "has something for me," does he? A smack in the face, I'll... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/disaster-averted/ |
| Favor | [[Reginald approaches Beartato, who is reading BOOKS MAGAZINE]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato, will you do me a favor?
/ Beartato: Sure! / [[Silence]] / [[Silence]] / Beartato: Did you have something in mind?
/ Reginald: Nah, I'm not picky. / {{Title text: Whenever you're ready.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/favor/ |
| Harrison in Space | HARRISON in SPACE
/ Harrison: Today I will have an adventure in SPACE / BUT:
/ Harrison: It costs how much to go to space?! / Harrison: Maybe today I will have an adventure at the community pool. / [[Harrison arrives at the pool with goggles and an inner tube. A fence prevents him from entering; a... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrison-in-space/ |
| Harrison Stories: The Journey to Underground | PREVIOUSLY ON HARRISON STORIES:
/ Woman: Harrison you are the chosen one
/ Harrison: swell / NOW:
/ Harrison: So how do we get to this "Underground"? / Woman: First close your eyes and believe.
/ Harrison: Okay.
/ [[Harrison closes his eyes.]] / [[The woman chucks Harrison into a freshly-dug hole.]] / {{We'll... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrison-stories-the-journey-to-underground/ |
| Harrison's Exciting Life | HARRISON STORIES
/ Harrison: Today's the day... for adventure! / [[Harrison is going through the cabinet beneath the sink. A flaming bird approaches.]]
/ Teddy the Phoenix: Harrison! My name is Teddy the Phoenix and I need your help to save Bikini Planet from the wrath of the wicked Fireballbeard! / Harrison:... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrisons-boring-life/ |
| Harrison's Reverse Psychology | [[Harrison stands in his apartment, arms crossed across his chest.]]
/ Harrison: Fine! I don't care if I never have an adventure! In fact, I hope I don't! / [[A woman appears!]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2009/08/harrisons-reverse-psychology/ |
| I'm Helping | [[Beartato is hanging out on a couch with some guys. Reginald sticks his head through the window.]]
/ Dude: So then I start going all "tssh tssh tssh," right, and --
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato / Beartato: Reginald! I've asked you before, when I'm around my D.J. friends, please call me by my D.J. name! / Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/im-helping/ |
| Introducing Skeleton | Ethan: Hello Harrison! Welcome to Underground. Nice to meet you! My name is unpronounceable by above-worlders so the closest approximation is "Ethan the Skeleton!" / Ethan: It's true that most skeletons down here will want to kill you and feast upon your heart, but don't worry! Not me! / Ethan: You... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/introducing-skeleton/ |
| Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Seen, Except Beartato, Since I Just Told Him | Space Reginald: Beartato, I don't like this planet! I've seen some awful things!
/ Beartato: Oh? / Space Reginald: I saw some people fighting because their outsides were different colors. I saw a man get spit on because he asked for change to buy nutrients. / Space Reginald: I saw a skeleton leap out... http://nedroid.com/2009/08/nobody-knows-the-troubles-ive-seen-except-beartato-since-i-just-told-him/ |
| The Games We Play | [[Reginald is heavily bandaged.]]
/ Reginald: Okay, now you be the criminal and I'll drop-kick you through a window.
/ Beartato: Nah, I am tired of playing. / {{Let's play Cinnamon Roll Day instead}} http://nedroid.com/2009/08/the-games-we-play/ |
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| A man of Many Moods | The many moods of Reginald
/ Happy
/ Taken aback
/ Angry
/ Sees a cake
/ Asleep
/ Bashful
/ Talking loudly
/ Beartato
/ Sees Beartato / {{NOT PICTURED: Regret}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/a-man-of-many-moods/ |
| Bartholomew the Five | BARTHOLOMEW GUEST STRIP by BEARTATO!!! [[Bartholomew is standing next to a tiny astronaut and dinosaur.]] / [[Reginald and Bartholomew are playing video games.]]
/ Bartholomew: Hey reginald, can I borrow ten dollars?
/ Reginald: Borrow it from Beartato. / Reginald: Then just never give it back. That's... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/bartholomew-the-five/ |
| Bartholomew the Five | BARTHOLOMEW GUEST STRIP by BEARTATO!!! [[Bartholomew is standing next to a tiny astronaut and dinosaur.]] / [[Reginald and Bartholomew are playing video games.]]
/ Bartholomew: Hey reginald, can I borrow ten dollars?
/ Reginald: Borrow it from Beartato. / Reginald: Then just never give it back. That's... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/bartholomew-the-five/ |
| Harrison Stories... 21? 22? | < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/harrison-and-the-deflect-anything-shield/ |
| Harrison Stories... 21? 22? | < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/harrison-and-the-deflect-anything-shield/ |
| Iron Chef never makes mistakes like this | [[Beartato and Reginald are baking]]
/ Beartato: Is Dessert ready yet?
/ Reginald: No, and I can't figure out why! / Reginald: I've never had this much trouble with instant pudding before! / [[Reginald looks at the pudding box, it says "Eventual Pudding"]]
/ Reginald: Ohhhhh / {{Alt text: Reginald's... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/iron-chef-never-makes-mistakes-like-this/ |
| Must-Have-Seen TV | Reginald: Beartato! Did you see the new episode of that popular show several people watch?
/ Beartato: No! Should I have? / Reginald: Awww you totally missed it! The one guy did something to the other guy and then the one girl was there! And the place where they are? Totally crazy!! / Reginald: And... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/must-have-seen-tv/ |
| Picky Eater | [[Beartato and Reginald are at a counter with a bowl and some bags.]]
/ Beartato: Ooh, are you making a Caesar salad?
/ Reginald: Close! It's a Reginald salad. / [[Reginald adds dressing to the bowl.]]
/ Reginald: Let's see. Cheese...
/ Dressing...
/ Bacon bits...
/ Croutons...
/ This is going to be great! / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/picky-eater/ |
| Pop | [[Reginald is working at a stove with a pot as Beartato approaches.]]
/ Beartato: Hey, what are you making?
/ Reginald: I thought corn sounded good, so I'm frying some up! / < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/pop/ |
| Ridiculous Beliefs | Reginald: Ha ha! REALLY? You honestly believe that?
/ Reginald: Haha! / Reginald: [[on the phone]] Harrison! Listen to this!! / Reginald: Beartato thinks the EARTH revolves around the SUN!! / [[Reginald is listening.]] / [[Reginald becomes annoyed.]] / [[Reginald becomes frustrated.]] / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/ridiculous-beliefs/ |
| Ridiculous Beliefs | Reginald: Ha ha! REALLY? You honestly believe that?
/ Reginald: Haha! / Reginald: [[on the phone]] Harrison! Listen to this!! / Reginald: Beartato thinks the EARTH revolves around the SUN!! / [[Reginald is listening.]] / [[Reginald becomes annoyed.]] / [[Reginald becomes frustrated.]] / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/ridiculous-beliefs/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald is watering a rosebush]] / [[Beartato approaches. His body is shaped like a heart.]] / Beartato: Can you drive me to the hospital / Happy Valentine's Day / {{I feel like there's some sort of situation going on in the area in and around my face}} http://nedroid.com/2010/02/season-of-love/ |
| Stir Crazy | [[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! / [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! / [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] / Reginald: Okay okay shut... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/stir-crazy/ |
| Stir Crazy | [[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! / [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! / [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] / Reginald: Okay okay shut... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/stir-crazy/ |
| Tax Forms | [[Reginald is showing Beartato some tax returns]]
/ Beartato: What's wrong?
/ Reginald: These tax forms are a nightmare! They're so confusing! / Beartato: Well good news! We don't have jobs!
/ Reginald: Oh great! / [[Reginald throws the forms in the air]]
/ Beartato: We didn't earn any money!
/ Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/tax-forms/ |
| Tax Forms | [[Reginald is showing Beartato some tax returns]]
/ Beartato: What's wrong?
/ Reginald: These tax forms are a nightmare! They're so confusing! / Beartato: Well good news! We don't have jobs!
/ Reginald: Oh great! / [[Reginald throws the forms in the air]]
/ Beartato: We didn't earn any money!
/ Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2010/02/tax-forms/ |
| The Waffliest Wish | [[Reginald clutches his stomach.]]
/ Reginald: Man, I wish I had some waffles!
/ <<~grrmmbl>> / [[Reginald opens his mouth in surprise, holding two waffles which have appeared in a cloud of smoke.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2010/02/the-waffliest-wish/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald is lying on a pillow, listening to music]]
/ Reginald: Hey, Beartato, did you know Life is a Highway? I wish I had a car!
/ Beartato: You _do_ have a car!
/ [[car in the driveway, has Reginald's head painted all over it]]
/ Reginald: That's not mine http://nedroid.com/2010/03/ |
| BartholomeVl | [[Everything is in black and white and inverted.]] / Bartholomew
/ by Harrison / Reginald: what is meaning, Bartholomew? what is it to live? / Bartholomew: we live, that we may know pain. we know pain, that we may recognize joy. / [[Bartholomew and Reginald eat cherry blossoms.]] / Bartholomew:... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/bartholomevi/ |
| BartholomeVl | [[Everything is in black and white and inverted.]] / Bartholomew
/ by Harrison / Reginald: what is meaning, Bartholomew? what is it to live? / Bartholomew: we live, that we may know pain. we know pain, that we may recognize joy. / [[Bartholomew and Reginald eat cherry blossoms.]] / Bartholomew:... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/bartholomevi/ |
| Cloudwatching | [[Reginald and Beartato are lying on the grass, looking at the sky.]]
/ Reginald: That cloud looks like a hot dog!
/ Beartato: That one looks like a horse!
/ Reginald: That one looks like a plane! / Reginald: Hey! That cloud looks like ME! / [[Zooming out, a massive cloud is shown, shaped like an incredibly... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/cloudwatching/ |
| Cloudwatching | [[Reginald and Beartato are lying on the grass, looking at the sky.]]
/ Reginald: That cloud looks like a hot dog!
/ Beartato: That one looks like a horse!
/ Reginald: That one looks like a plane! / Reginald: Hey! That cloud looks like ME! / [[Zooming out, a massive cloud is shown, shaped like an incredibly... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/cloudwatching/ |
| Dinner Plans | [[Reginald comes in, excited, holding a $20 bill]]
/ Reginald: Beartato!! I won twenty dollars! / [[Both look at it]]
/ Reginald: Looks like I won't be eating dog food TONIGHT!
/ Beartato: Then what will you eat? / [[Reginald thinks]] / Reginald: Well, I'll probably still eat dog food, but that's because... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/dinner-plans/ |
| Dinner Plans | [[Reginald comes in, excited, holding a $20 bill]]
/ Reginald: Beartato!! I won twenty dollars! / [[Both look at it]]
/ Reginald: Looks like I won't be eating dog food TONIGHT!
/ Beartato: Then what will you eat? / [[Reginald thinks]] / Reginald: Well, I'll probably still eat dog food, but that's because... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/dinner-plans/ |
| Harrison Stories: The Dragon's Cave | [[Harrison, Beartato, and Reginald are in a large cave.]]
/ Harrison: Well, we can't go any farther... This must be the dragon's cave. / [[Something twinkles in the darkness.]]
/ Harrison: Something's coming! I can hear it!! / [[Harrison clenches his teeth in worry.]] / [[A claw emerges from the darkness.]] / [[Drops... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/harrison-stories-the-dragons-cave/ |
| Hobbies | Reginald: Beartato, I'm bored.
/ Beartato: You should get a hobby. / Reginald: I have a hobby. It's called being amazing. / Beartato: Maybe you should get a second hobby. / Reginald: Maybe I'll take up complaining. No, that's stupid. / Reginald: What's your hobby, Beartato?
/ Beartato: My hobby is... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/hobbies/ |
| I Wanna Drive It | Reginald: Hey Beartato, did you know life is a highway? I wish I had a car! / Beartato: You DO have a car! / [[A car with Reginald's face plastered all over it.]] / Reginald: That's not mine. http://nedroid.com/2010/03/i-wanna-drive-it/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | {{Title: Kiss Me, I'm Here}} / [[Reginald enters, colored green.]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato!
/ Beartato: Oh, hey! Happy St. Patrick's Day! / Reginald: What's that supposed to mean? Are you making fun of my Irish heritage? / Reginald: ...Oh, wait. You meant because I'm green, didn't you. / Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/kiss-me-im-here/ |
| Stamps | Reginald: Beartato! Guess What!
/ Beartato: No! Just Tell Me!! / Reginald: You know how you can get your photos printed on stamps? I got Beartato stamps!! / Reginald: See?!
/ [[points to stamp showing a surprised Beartato sitting on a toilet and reading a newspaper.]] / Beartato: So THAT'S why you... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/stamps/ |
| Stamps | Reginald: Beartato! Guess What!
/ Beartato: No! Just Tell Me!! / Reginald: You know how you can get your photos printed on stamps? I got Beartato stamps!! / Reginald: See?!
/ [[points to stamp showing a surprised Beartato sitting on a toilet and reading a newspaper.]] / Beartato: So THAT'S why you... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/stamps/ |
| They Call Me "THE LITIGATION HAMMER" | Reginald: Enough of your shenanigans!
/ Beartato: Try and stop them / Reginald: Oh I will stop them... in court!
/ Fight court! / Reginald: Opening statement!
/ Beartato: Objection! / [[Reginald is giving Beartato a fierce noogie.]]
/ Narrator: Learn more about the judicial system at your local library / {{My... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/they-call-me-the-litigation-hammer/ |
| This Movie Moves Me | Beartato: Reginald, are you crying? Did this movie give you feelings? / Reginald: No I'm not crying! There's something in my eye! / Beartato: Yeah. Tears!
/ Reginald: Shut up! It's allergies. I'm allergic.
/ Reginald: < http://nedroid.com/2010/03/this-movie-moves-me/ |
| Wea-puns | Reginald: Hey Beartato, let me AXE you a question / Beartato: That's very KNIFE of you / Reginald: What was I GUN-na say...? / Beartato: I'm feeling very, uh... GRENADE... ...uh... / [[Reginald strokes chin]] / Reginald: KNIFE one / {{title text: Then: Disaster}} http://nedroid.com/2010/03/wea-puns/ |
| Problem Comics | Reginald: I got a problem
/ Beartato: Me too / Reginald: Me first
/ Beartato: Okay / Reginald: Nah nevermind / [[Reginald and Beartato are apparently falling from the sky]]
/ Reginald: You wouldn't understand http://nedroid.com/2010/03/whats-your-problem/ |
| Write This Man a Check | Reginald: Beartato, check out this shirt I made! It says I'm great. It's so ladies know how great I am!
/ [[Reginald holds up a shirt with his royally adorned face imprinted on it, reading "Reginald is great".]]
/ Beartato: Wow! / Reginald: And on the other side I drew some muscles so it looks like I... http://nedroid.com/2010/03/write-this-man-a-check/ |
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| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald, with a sack of money in his hand, comes up to Beartato behind prison bars]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato! Your long nightmare is almost over. I'm here to bail you out!
/ Beartato: Great! But where did you get the bail money?
/ Reginald [whispering]: I stole it!
/ [[same scene, but Beartato now on... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[For some reason, Beartato is in a jail cell. Reginald is on the other side, holding a bag with a $ sign on it]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato! Your long nightmare is almost over. I'm here to bail you out!
/ Beartato: Great! / Beartato: But where did you get the bail money? / Reginald: (whispering) I stole... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/bailtato/ |
| Blue Moon | Reginald: Beartato, what... do you know what time it is??
/ Well the little hand is on the two and the big hand--hey! Stop yelling! / Reginald: Beartato, calm down! What's--
/ Yes, I remember our fight last week, so--
/ I already apologized for biting you! What-- / [[Reginald looks out window, sees full... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/blue-moon/ |
| CSI: Kitchen | Reginald: Don't worry, Beartato. As soon as I analyze these prints, we'll know who took the cookie from the cookie jar.
/ Beartato: And then: VENGEANCE. / Reginald: Okay, let's see here... / [[Fingerprint is clearly labelled REGINALD!!!]]
/ Beartato: Well? Who was it?? / Reginald: Uh... Gary.
/ It was... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/csi-kitchen/ |
| Great | [[Beartato's face is lit horrifically as if using a flashlight.]]
/ Beartato: ... And then I have to watch as the wizard turns all my friends into candy bars and makes me eat them, and they don't even taste good. They're full of raisins. / [[Reginald and Beartato are laying down on a hill below the night... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/great/ |
| Guest Comic: Rebecca Clements | Beartato: Ng... / Beartato: ...what? What's going on? Where are you taking me?? / Reginald: We're going to WHERE THE WILD THINGS AT!
/ Beartato: What? Neat. Why did you knock me out? I would've come anyway. / Reginald: Hey, Uncle Pat. / Beartato: Wow! This is it. We found them! / Reginald: Wait! / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/guest-comic-rebecca-clements/ |
| No Pain No Gain | Beartato: Twenty-four... Twenty-five! Phew!
/ Reginald: Beartato, you're working out like a FOOL. / Reginald: You should do fewer reps with more weight. As a man of extremes, my routine is zero reps of a million pounds. / Beartato: Does that work? / [[Reginald flexes]]
/ Reginald: You tell me / {{These... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/no-pain-no-gain/ |
| Shark Week | [[Shark Week is written above]] / [[Harrison is labeled by body parts: pointer, general head area, swim flaps, fish sticks, fins?, chompers, future clothes, vague sense of unease, belt. Beartato is also labeled 'beartato.']] / Reginald: This isn't fair! I didn't get a week! / {{Title text: Not Pictured:... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/shark-week/ |
| Take as Directed | [[Reginald lays down on a blanketed bed, hands over his stomach. Beartato reads the label on a small medicine bottle.]]
/ Reginald: Ugh... That medicine I'm taking for my vampirism is making my stomach hurt!
/ Beartato: Did you take it with food? It says to take it with food. / Reginald: Of course I took... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/take-as-directed/ |
| TGIF | Reginald: Ow, I stubbed my toe! / Reginald: Oww, I stubbed my face! / Reginald: Dang! I stubbed Beartato!
/ Beartato: I've been stubbed! / Happy Friday the 13th
/ Beartato and Reginald: Daaaaaaaang / {{Alt text: This flight of endless stairs was a terrible investment}} http://nedroid.com/2010/08/tgif/ |
| Unwell | [[Reginald is on the phone.]]
/ Reginald: Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, hello doctor. ... Oh. I... I see. Thank you. / [[Reginald places the phone on a desk.]] / [[He pauses, looking down.]] / [[Reginald converses with Beartato, visibly worried.]]
/ Reginald: I, uh... I got my test results back.
/ Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2010/08/unwell/ |
| What's That | [[Reginald walks through a doorway.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2010/08/whats-that/ |
| Dirty Talk | Francine: Hey, you made it! I'm running a little late. Come on in! / Francine! Sorry the place is such a mess!
/ Reginald: What, are you kidding? I mean, compared to my house this is like an O.R. / Reginald: I mean, my place is just TERRIBLE compared to yours. SUPER filthy. I basically live in a giant... http://nedroid.com/2010/09/dirty-talk/ |
| Don't Call Me, I'll Call You | Reginald: Beartato! Check out my new phone! / Reginald: It's got text and chat and email... I'm going to be talking to everyone, all the time! / Reginald: And it stores like a thousand numbers! I've already added everyone I knew! / [[close-up of Reginald's phone with two contact, Beartato and Harrison]] / {{Now... http://nedroid.com/2010/09/dont-call-me-ill-call-you/ |
| Guest Comic - Emmy Cicierega | Reginald: (image of pie)
/ Beartato: (image of cookies) / Harrison: Hey guys! I'd like you to meet Shelly. / [[Beartato and Reginald appear horrified]] / Shelly: Uh. I gotta go. I'll meet you at the park later, Harrison.
/ Harrison: Oh. Ok. / Harrison: You guys are so unbelievable. I knew you'd be... http://nedroid.com/2010/09/guest-comic-emmy-cicierega/ |
| Guest Comic: Jay Fuller | Reginald: Beartato, do you know who is cool? You are. / Reginald: And you can take that all the way to the bank! / Reginald: Also, here is my birthday money and a deposit slip. You can take these all the way to the bank too. / Reginald. Hurry up, Beartato. The bank closes at 3. / {{But Beartato,... http://nedroid.com/2010/09/guest-comic-jay-fuller/ |
| Guest Comic: Nick Daniel | Reginald: Oh hello! It's time for another enthralling installment of... / [[I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT]]
/ Reginald: Why? / Reginald: Today, I don't understand... statistical arbitrage equilibrium. / Harrison: Really? I minored in finance so I should be able to explain it. / Reginald: Oh, hi Harrison,... http://nedroid.com/2010/09/guest-comic-nick-daniel/ |
| Skateboard Fever | [[Reginald and Beartato are holding skateboards.]]
/ Narrator: Skateboard Tricks / [[Beartato rides the skateboard in a squiggly line pattern.]]
/ Narrator: The "Serpent" / [[Reginald stands with one foot on the skateboard.]]
/ Narrator: The "Easy-Does-It" / [[Beartato rides the skateboard upside-down.]]
/ Narrator:... http://nedroid.com/2010/09/skateboard-fever/ |
| They Should Have Sent a Reginald | Reginald: The bright autumn leaves tumble down through the sunlight fleeing winter's sight
/ Beartato: What! / Beartato: Reginald! That was beautiful! / Reginald: Yeah, well... I don't like to brag, but I have a way with words. I'm like one of those guys. A poemer.
/ Beartato: A poet? / Reginald: Yeah,... http://nedroid.com/2010/09/they-should-have-sent-a-reginald/ |
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| Conscience | Man: Someone left twenty dollars on this bench! / Shoulder Angel: You should try to find its rightful owner. / Shoulder Bear: GIVE IT TO ME / CONSCIENCE BEAR / {{The tiny angel never wins the argument}} http://nedroid.com/2011/01/conscience/ |
| Dinner Date | Reginald: Hormf hormf horfm / Reginald: ...hmf. / Reginald: Heh heh. / Reginald (thinking): Why did I order the taco platter appetizer? It's IMPOSSIBLE to look cool while eating a taco! / Reginald (thinking): Oh well... at least our entrees will arrive soon. / Reginald (thinking): Wait a second...... http://nedroid.com/2011/01/dinner-date/ |
| Memories of Youth | [[Beartato and Reginald sit on a couch. Reginald pulls out a sword and begins to decapitate himself.]] / Beartato: Hey! Stop! What are you doing? / Reginald: Oh, I just remembered all the embarrassing things I did as a teenager. / Beartato: But those times are in the past! You've grown and matured... http://nedroid.com/2011/01/memories-of-youth/ |
| Tactics | [[A man is playing with his baby]]
/ Dad: Jeffy, where's Daddy? / [[Baby points at the man]]
/ Dad: Da ha, yay! / Dad: Wheeeere's Mommy? / [[Baby points at a woman]]
/ Dad: Yay! / Dad: Okay, Jeffy- / Dad: Where's Bin Laden?
/ [[Baby sweats]] / {{title text: he's not talking}} http://nedroid.com/2011/01/tactics/ |
| YOU COMICS | Title: A comic about you! simply fill in the blanks to get a personal message all about you! Nice. / Reginald: Beartato! Guess who I ran into today!
/ Beartato: Who? / Reginald: (Your name)!
/ Beartato: (Your name)?! Wow!! / Reginald: Hey (your name)! How's it going?
/ You: (Your dialogue)
/ [[Your photo... http://nedroid.com/2011/01/you-comics/ |
| Advice about Comics | Reginald: Okay, Beartato. It's time to begin my comics class. Lesson one is "Show, Don't Tell." What this means is-- Beartato, sit down! / Reginald: What the--oh no! A pteradactyl has appeared and it's carrying Beartato away! / Reginald: Beartato is using his martial arts training, but now there are... http://nedroid.com/2011/02/advice-about-comics/ |
| Grilling Weather | [[Beartato is equipped in grillmaster gear, tongs out to reach for tacos.]]
/ Beartato: Harrison, how many tacos do you want? / [[Harrison outstretches two fingers.]]
/ Harrison: Two, please! / [[Beartato turns to the grill, his apron reading "Kiss me, I'm nice."]]
/ Beartato: What about you, Gary? / [[Gary... http://nedroid.com/2011/02/grilling-weather/ |
| Morning Motivation | [[Reginald is in bed.]]
/ Reginald: I should get up...but my bed is so comfortable. I need motivation. / Reginald: I should set my bed on fire. / [[Reginald is still in bed, bed is now on fire.]]
/ SOON / Reginald: Okay, just five more minutes. / {{I have to make sure I'm not late. Today is the big... http://nedroid.com/2011/02/morning-motivation/ |
| Table Manners | Reginald (thinking): Wow! Beartato's licking his plate clean. he must have really liked the meal I made! / Beartato (thinking): These plates are DELICIOUS / {{I don't think you're supposed to eat off those commemorative Star Trek plates. I think they are probably incredibly toxic.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/table-manners/ |
| That Guy | Reginald: Excuse me, aren't you that guy who's always getting mistaken for someone else? / Guy: No / {{I get that a lot}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/that-guy/ |
| Valentibes | [[Reginald has written a poem]]
/ O Valentine, wont' you be mine
/ This lovely winter's day
/ And take my hand and hold me close
/ And make me say, "Hooray!"
/ O Valentine, we're so alike,
/ The things we say and do
/ So similar you are to me
/ And me, the same as you.
/ O Valentine, it's clear to me
/ Since that... http://nedroid.com/2011/02/valentibes/ |
| Actions News! Action Weather! Action Stock Reports! | [[A newscaster appears on the television, the story in the background reads "Puppy Arsonist" with a matching photo of a dog and fire.]]
/ Newscaster: ...and after the break, we'll have Action Weather Five with your weekend forecast. / [[Reginald and Beartato sit on a couch.]]
/ Beartato: Y'ever wonder... http://nedroid.com/2011/03/action-news-action-weather-action-stock-reports/ |
| At least I have a great story to tell my plant | Stan: < http://nedroid.com/2011/03/at-least-i-have-a-great-story-to-tell-my-plant/ |
| Focus! No, Not That Much | Reginald: Beartato / Reginald: Beartato you're making that face again
/ Reginald: BEARTATO / Beartato: Oh! Sorry, I... I just got too into this game. / Reginald: BEARTATO! / {{This is the face I make when I do math in my head}} http://nedroid.com/2011/03/focus-no-not-that-much/ |
| Fool Moon | [[Reginald and Beartato look at the moon, alarmed.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato... the moon!
/ Beartato: We're too late! / [[A dramatic close-up of Beartato, sweating.]]
/ Beartato: It's starting!! / [[Beartato's sillhouette glows.]] / [[Beartato's hand shakes with mysterious power.]] / [[Reginald looks on... http://nedroid.com/2011/03/fool-moon/ |
| Fortune Favors the Bird | [[Reginald and Beartato gather on a picnic blanket, a broken fortune cookie lies on a plate and Reginald reads his fortune, "You will soon have a meal."]]
/ Reginald: I can't believe you made homemade fortune cookies!
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/03/fortune-favors-the-bird/ |
| I See a Bad Mood Arising | [[Bad Mood Comics]] / [[Beartato and Reginald sit on a couch, Reginald's arms are folded and he appears angry.]]
/ Reginald: I'm in a bad mood!
/ Beartato: Do you want to go to the zoo? / Reginald: What? Why? / Beartato: Looking at otters always cheers you up. / Reginald: If I cheered up, what would... http://nedroid.com/2011/03/i-see-a-bad-mood-arising/ |
| Pinch Me | Reginald: PINNNCH!
/ [[Reginald reaches to pinch Beartato, who screams in surprise and pain.]]
/ Beartato: AUGH! / Beartato: What the-
/ Reginald: That's what you get for not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day! / Beartato: But I am wearing green!
/ [[Beartato's green business tie and collar are revealed.]]
/ Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2011/03/pinch-me/ |
| Ask Reginald | [[Beartato is holding a letter]]
/ Beartato: Hello and welcome to "Ask Beartato." Today's letter reads, "Dear Reginald..." Oh! This letter is for Reginald. / [[Beartato hands the letter to Reginald]]
/ Reginald: For me? A letter for me? Ha! In your face, Beartato! / [[Reginald holds the letter at arm's... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/ask-reginald/ |
| Ask Reginald | [[Beartato is holding a letter]]
/ Beartato: Hello and welcome to "Ask Beartato." Today's letter reads, "Dear Reginald..." Oh! This letter is for Reginald. / [[Beartato hands the letter to Reginald]]
/ Reginald: For me? A letter for me? Ha! In your face, Beartato! / [[Reginald holds the letter at arm's... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/ask-reginald/ |
| Beartato and Reginald in ?A Close Shave!? | [[Beartato on chair, reading book.]]
/ Reginald: Ow! Dang! / [[Beartato goes to bathroom door.]]
/ Beartato: What happened?
/ Reginald: I cut myself shaving! / Beartato: Put a little piece of toilet paper on it.
/ Reginald: Okay. / [[Reginald comes out of the bathroom with his head held under his arm,... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/beartato-and-reginald-in-a-close-shave/ |
| Compare and Contrast | [[Reginald and Beartato are walking past shops. Beartato is sipping his drink.]]
/ Reginald: I don't understand why Liz is dating Scott instead of me. What does he have that I don't? / [[Both look to see Scott flying by on a horse, which is shooting flames from its hooves.]]
/ Scott: WHeeeeee! / Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/compare-and-contrast/ |
| Compare and Contrast | [[Reginald and Beartato are walking past shops. Beartato is sipping his drink.]]
/ Reginald: I don't understand why Liz is dating Scott instead of me. What does he have that I don't? / [[Both look to see Scott flying by on a horse, which is shooting flames from its hooves.]]
/ Scott: WHeeeeee! / Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/compare-and-contrast/ |
| Hunger for Victory | [[Reginald and Beartato are on the benches.]]
/ Reginald: All right, Beartato, there's still a chance for you to win this sportsball match, but you've got to WANT it. / Reginald: You've got to want it more than you've wanted ANYTHING ELSE. You have to want it from the very CORE of your ENTIRE BEING. / Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/hunger-for-victory/ |
| Nice Try Though | Beartato: You might as well give up, Reginald. You see... I knew your plan all along. / Reginald: Ah, but you see... I knew you knew. / Beartato: But what you failed to realize is that I knew that you knew that I knew. / Reginald: Sweet, naive Beartato. I knew from the start that you knew that I knew... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/nice-try-though/ |
| Pranks for Nothing | [[Beartato and Reginald converse in the kitchen, Beartato is sitting at the table with his fork in hand.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, do you want chocolate chip or blueberry pancakes?
/ Beartato: Chocolate chip, please! / [[Reginald points to Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: April Fool!! We don't have chocolate chip!... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/pranks-for-nothing/ |
| Scientific Horizons | [[Reginald is in a lab coat]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! I've made an amazing scientific breakthrough! / [[Reginald holds broken beaker dramatically]]
/ Reginald: It's an acid that dissolves anything! / [[Reginald looks over his shoulder at a smoking hole in the floor. Beartato has his hand lifted to his... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/scientific-horizons/ |
| Secret Origins | [[Written title: Secret Origins 1]] / [[Two figures much like Beartato huddle around a space pod with a baby Beartato inside, one sporting a mustache and the other ladylike eyebrows]]
/ Beartato's father: Goodbye, our child! May you find a new world to call home! / [[The space shuttle fires out of an... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/secret-origins/ |
| The Grind | [[Reginald and Beartato lie around the house]] / Beartato: < http://nedroid.com/2011/04/the-grind/ |
| Understudy | Beartato: Reginald! Guess who I just saw at the car wash! / Beartato: Wh... Who are you?
/ Travis: I'm Travis. I'll be playing the part of "Reginald" Today. / Beartato: Oh. Well, Travis-
/ Travis: "Reginald."
/ Beartato:Uh... Well, "Reginald." Guess... Guess who I saw at the carwash. / Travis: uh, lets... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/understudy/ |
| Wisetholomew | [Bartholomew and Reginald are outside. Bartholomew is sitting on a tree stump, licking himself, and Reginald is lying on his back, looking up at the sky.] / Reginald: Bartholomew, why is life so full of pain? / Bartholomew: Pain is the proof of love, Reginald.
/ Bartholomew: You cannot be hurt unless... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/wisetholomew/ |
| Won?t Get Fooled Again | [An excited Beartato alerts Reginald]
/ Beartato: Reginald, Come Quick! There's a unicorn pegasus in the backyard! / [Beartato and Reginald stand Backyard]
/ [A pegasus is seen eating apples from a tree]
/ Beartato: Ha Ha! april fool! It's just a regular pegasus! / Reginald: Beartato... April fool's day... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/wont-get-fooled-again/ |
| Wrong Order | [[Reginald stands with a box in his hands, the picture on the box a very unshapely pizza titled "Pizzo". Beartato stands below with a fork in each hand, thoroughly anticipating food. The disappointment slowly sets in.]] / Captioned: "This isn't what we ordered!" / {{Title text: I intend to complain... http://nedroid.com/2011/04/wrong-order/ |
| Beautiful Venus | Beartato's Science Nugget! / Reginald: Hello! Today we are on the planet Venus.
/ Beartato: Did you know: Venus was named after the Roman goddess of beauty. / Reginald: I bet that means venusian ladies are super cute!
/ Beartato: Look! There's one now! / [[Venusian Lady looks like a female Reginald]]
/ Venusian... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/beautiful-venus/ |
| Constellations | Beartato's Science Nugget.
/ Starring Reginald. / Reginald: Let's check out some constellations!
/ Beartato: Well sure! / There's the "Little Scooper"
/ That's "Orion's Hat!"
/ There's "The Jumble."
/ Oh look! I see "Beartato's Gian, Ridiculous Face."
/ What?!
/ Don't get mad at ME! These were named eons... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/constellations/ |
| Expedition MERCURY | Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Beartato and Reginald are in on a planet in space.]]
/ Beartato: Hello and welcome to Beartato's Science Nugget. Today we are on the planet Mercury!
/ Reginald: Whaaat! / Reginald: Did you know that Mercury is a small planet?
/ Beartato: How small?
/ Reginald: Watch! / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/expedition-mercury/ |
| Great Jupiter's Ghost | [[Splash screen with the heads of Beartato, Reginald and Harrison in space]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Reginald and Beartato are wearing jet packs on Jupiter
/ Beartato: Today we visit Jupiter to solve the mystery of "What is that Great Red Spot anyway?"
/ Reginald: Let's find out! / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/great-jupiters-ghost/ |
| Guest Comic by KC Green | Reginald: Beartato! / [[Reginald sweats]] / Reginald: Uh / [[KC Green Beartato smiles]] / Reginald: You look... / [[Beartato's creepy grin widens]] / [[Reginald squints]] / Reginald: Hmmmm / Reginald: --mmmm [[Beartato stands arms akimbo, looking angry]] http://nedroid.com/2011/05/guest-comic-by-kc-green/ |
| I Can Clearly See Your Dotted Outline | [[Beartato and Reginald are invisible.]]
/ Beartato: Now that we're invisible, we should play a prank on Harrison!
/ Reginald: Yeah! / Reginald: And I know just the one! / [[Reginald is talking into a phone.]]
/ Reginald: Harrison! Is your refrigerator running? / {{It was}} http://nedroid.com/2011/05/invisibl/ |
| Journey Through the Asteroid Belt | [[Banner: "Beartato's Science Nugget!" Reginald eats an atom]] / [[Reginald and Beartato pilot a spaceship among asteroids]]
/ Reginald: Welcome to the asteroid belt! / Reginald: Fun Fact: these asteroids are all that remain of the former planet Beartatopia, birthplace of Beartato!
/ Beartato: What?! / Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/journey-through-the-asteroid-belt/ |
| Mission to Mars | [[Banner: Beartato's Science Nugget!!!]] / [[Beartato stands on Mars]]
/ Beartato: Today we are on Mars. Did you know Mars is called the "Red Planet" because of the iron oxide abundant on its surface? / [[Reginald is ducking behind a rock, holding a space pistol]]
/ Reginald: No way! Hey, did you know... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/mars/ |
| Your Passport is the Local Library! A Book is Your Ticket | [[Reginald at passport office counter.]]
/ Man: I'm sorry, sir, but your passport application has been denied.
/ Reginald: What? Why? / [[Man holds up an issue of 'COOL GUY' magazine, which Reginald has pasted a picture of his head over the guy on the front cover.]]
/ Man: For starters, your photo is the... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/passport/ |
| Target: Earth | Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! Exciting educational facts!
/ Man: Whoaa... / Reginald: Today, our journey through the Solar System bring us to Earth. / Reginald: Specifically, it has brought us to Beartato's house.
/ Beartato: Notice the architecture. / Reginald: These are Earth artifacts called... http://nedroid.com/2011/05/target-earth/ |
| This is What All Ghosts are Trying to Say | [[Reginald, whilst playing a video game, is startled by the arrival of a Ghost]]
/ Ghost: Boo
/ Reginald: Aaaaaah! / Ghost: Wait! Let me finish. / Ghost: "Books are cool! Visit your local library today."
/ Reginald: Oh! / [[Reginald is seen playing video games in a library.]] / {{title text: I got to... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/boo/ |
| What Killed the What?? | Reginald: Beartato, who were you talking to on the phone?
/ Beartato: A nun. A NUN of your BUSINESS. / Reginald: But I really want to know!!
/ Beartato: You know what they say about curiosity and the cat! / Reginald: No, I don't. What is it? Tell me, Beartato. What do they say? / Reginald: What do they... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/curiosity/ |
| Ex-Planet Pluto | [[Beartato's Science Nugget]]
/ Reginald: Our long, educational journey has brought us to Pluto. / Reginald: Pluto's not a planet anymore, and I can see why. It's so tiny! Beartato, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
/ Beartato: Yes! / Beartato: Space is a world of unparalleled beauty!
/ Reginald: ! / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/ex-planet-pluto/ |
| To Your Left: Neptune | [[Splash screen of Beartato jumping over Reginald on a skateboard]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget!
/ Reginald: Wowww / [[Reginald and Beartato are in a spaceship with a planet in the background]]
/ Reginald: Hello! Here we are at Neptune. But we don't know anything about Neptune, so here are some... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/neptune/ |
| Pickup Artist | Reginald: All right, Beartato. Sit back and watch a MASTER at work.
/ Beartato: Go for it. / Reginald: Excuse me. Are those SPACE PANTS? Because-
/ Woman: Yes. / Reginald: What?
/ Woman: Yes, these are space pants. My boyfriend got them for me. He's an astronaut. / Reginald: Well that's IMPRESSIVE.
/ Woman:... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/pickup-artist/ |
| Set Sail for Saturn | [[Splash screen of a shooting star]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Reginald is piloting his Reginald-shaped spaceship with Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Hello! Today we are going to learn about Saturn. There's just one problem. / [[Reginald looks toward Beartato]]
/ Reginald: We can't find it!
/ Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/set-sail-for-saturn/ |
| The Outer Limits | [[Splash screen of Beartato and Reginald orbiting the sun]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Beartato and Reginald on a planet]]
/ Beartato: Hello! Today we end our journey through the Solar System at the tenth and outermost planet, ----.
/ Reginald: Home of ---- and ----! / [[A security agent... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/the-outer-limits/ |
| Where to Find Uranus | [[Splash screen of Reginald pointing and Beartato standing]]
/ Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget
/ Reginald: Ooh / [[Reginald is angry at Beartato with both in a spaceship]]
/ Beartato: Hello! We were supposed to visit Uranus today, but somebody couldn't stop giggling.
/ Reginald: Sorry for enjoying life,... http://nedroid.com/2011/06/where-to-find-uranus/ |
| Wrong Turn | Reginald: Hmm.
/ [[Reginald is holding a 'Park Map']] / Reginald: Uhhh / Reginald: This... This isn't the petting zoo, is it? / Flaming Skull Lion: No but you can pet me if you want / {{Title text: Most people don't}} http://nedroid.com/2011/06/wrong-turn/ |
| Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream | {{Title: The Beartato Recipe Guide to Strawberries & Cream}} / 1. Apply whipped cream to strawberry. / < http://nedroid.com/2011/07/berries-and-cream-berries-and-cream/ |
| Discount Fireworks Safety | Reginald: Beartato! Look at all these fireworks I got! They were on sale because nobody else wanted 'em! / Beartato: Why didn't anyone else want them?
/ Reginald: Who cares? They're fireworks! / [[Reginald and Beartato hide behind a rock to watch a lit firework.]] / [[The firework goes off with a cloud... http://nedroid.com/2011/07/discount-fireworks-safety/ |
| Fireworks Safety | [[Reginald holds a match next to Beartato]]
/ Beartato: I don't know, Reginald...Fireworks can be dangerous! / [[Reginald begins to light a fuse]]
/ Reginald: Relax, Beartato. It's one firecracker. What could go wrong?
/ < http://nedroid.com/2011/07/fireworks-safety/ |
| Like a Cool Shakespeare | Beartato: Great speech, Reginald!
/ Reginald: Thanks! / Reginald: I like to think that I'm good with words. In fact, you might even say that I'm... / Reginald: ... SUPER good with words. / Reginald: Like REALLY super good. / {{title text: Just generally super duper.}} http://nedroid.com/2011/07/like-a-cool-shakespeare/ |
| Mosquitoes, Mo? Problems | Reginald: Ugh! These mosquitoes are terrible. I wish my blood were made of POISON instead of BLOOD. That'd show 'em.
/ Mosquitoes: mmm gulp yum / Genie: WISH GRANTED!
/ Reginald: Oh! / Mosquitoes: Ugh Oh man what / Reginald: Ha ha
/ Mosquito: Daaaang / [[Reginald falls backwards]] / {{title text:... http://nedroid.com/2011/07/mosquitoes-mo-problems/ |
| Sunburn | Beartato: Do you want some aloe or...
/ Reginald: beartato. / Reginald: Every word you speak creates vibrations and air currents that cut across my skin like a thousand tiny knives. / Reginald: I'm just going to sit perfectly still for two or three weeks and it'll all be okay. / [[Reginald bursts into... http://nedroid.com/2011/07/sunburn/ |
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