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Call in the B-Squad HARRISON STORIES / Reginald: Heya, Harrison! Friend! You up for some Hangouts? / Harrison: What? / Harrison: Y...you want to hang out with me? / Reginald: Of course! Harrison, I greatly value our friendship! / Reginald: Also Beartato is out of town. COUGH
Call in the B-Squad Harrison Stories / Reginald: Heya, Harrison! Friend! You up for some hangouts? / Harrison: What? / Harrison: Y... you want to hang out with me? / Reginald: Of course! Harrison, I greatly value our friendship! / Reginald: also beartato is out of town <> / {{Can you drive me to the video stor...
Coma Chameleon [[Reginald wakes up in a hospital room.]] / Reginald: Nnngh... Beartato, how long have I been out? / Beartato: You've been in a coma for a million months. / [[Reginald lifts his magnificently long beard.]] / Reginald: coool / [[Reginald holds out Beartato's beard.]] / Reginald: oh cooool / [[Reginald...
Decisions, Decisions Harrison Stories / Harrison: Do you want to go see a movie? / Reginald: Beartato and I already saw all the movies. / Harrison: Okay, how about laser tag? / Reginald: Beartato is scared of laser tag, so I don't play it. Out of respect. / Harrison: We could play Frisbee. / Reginald: Beartato once swallowed...
Disaster Averted [[Reginald is lying on the floor, looking at a signed photograph of Rick Moranis.]] / Beartato: Hey Reginald, Gary's at the front door. He says he has something for you. / Reginald: Gary? My nemesis? / Gary?? / GARY MY NEMESIS?! / Reginald: He "has something for me," does he? A smack in the face, I'll...
Favor [[Reginald approaches Beartato, who is reading BOOKS MAGAZINE]] / Reginald: Hey Beartato, will you do me a favor? / Beartato: Sure! / [[Silence]] / [[Silence]] / Beartato: Did you have something in mind? / Reginald: Nah, I'm not picky. / {{Title text: Whenever you're ready.}}
Harrison in Space HARRISON in SPACE / Harrison: Today I will have an adventure in SPACE / BUT: / Harrison: It costs how much to go to space?! / Harrison: Maybe today I will have an adventure at the community pool. / [[Harrison arrives at the pool with goggles and an inner tube. A fence prevents him from entering; a...
Harrison Stories: The Journey to Underground PREVIOUSLY ON HARRISON STORIES: / Woman: Harrison you are the chosen one / Harrison: swell / NOW: / Harrison: So how do we get to this "Underground"? / Woman: First close your eyes and believe. / Harrison: Okay. / [[Harrison closes his eyes.]] / [[The woman chucks Harrison into a freshly-dug hole.]] / {{We'll...
Harrison's Exciting Life HARRISON STORIES / Harrison: Today's the day... for adventure! / [[Harrison is going through the cabinet beneath the sink. A flaming bird approaches.]] / Teddy the Phoenix: Harrison! My name is Teddy the Phoenix and I need your help to save Bikini Planet from the wrath of the wicked Fireballbeard! / Harrison:...
Harrison's Reverse Psychology [[Harrison stands in his apartment, arms crossed across his chest.]] / Harrison: Fine! I don't care if I never have an adventure! In fact, I hope I don't! / [[A woman appears!]] / <> / Woman: Chosen one! At long last I have found you. My people need your help to save the underground from a wicked...
I'm Helping [[Beartato is hanging out on a couch with some guys. Reginald sticks his head through the window.]] / Dude: So then I start going all "tssh tssh tssh," right, and -- / Reginald: Hey Beartato / Beartato: Reginald! I've asked you before, when I'm around my D.J. friends, please call me by my D.J. name! / Reginald:...
Introducing Skeleton Ethan: Hello Harrison! Welcome to Underground. Nice to meet you! My name is unpronounceable by above-worlders so the closest approximation is "Ethan the Skeleton!" / Ethan: It's true that most skeletons down here will want to kill you and feast upon your heart, but don't worry! Not me! / Ethan: You...
Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Seen, Except Beartato, Since I Just Told Him Space Reginald: Beartato, I don't like this planet! I've seen some awful things! / Beartato: Oh? / Space Reginald: I saw some people fighting because their outsides were different colors. I saw a man get spit on because he asked for change to buy nutrients. / Space Reginald: I saw a skeleton leap out...
The Games We Play [[Reginald is heavily bandaged.]] / Reginald: Okay, now you be the criminal and I'll drop-kick you through a window. / Beartato: Nah, I am tired of playing. / {{Let's play Cinnamon Roll Day instead}}
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A man of Many Moods The many moods of Reginald / Happy / Taken aback / Angry / Sees a cake / Asleep / Bashful / Talking loudly / Beartato / Sees Beartato / {{NOT PICTURED: Regret}}
Bartholomew the Five BARTHOLOMEW GUEST STRIP by BEARTATO!!! [[Bartholomew is standing next to a tiny astronaut and dinosaur.]] / [[Reginald and Bartholomew are playing video games.]] / Bartholomew: Hey reginald, can I borrow ten dollars? / Reginald: Borrow it from Beartato. / Reginald: Then just never give it back. That's...
Bartholomew the Five BARTHOLOMEW GUEST STRIP by BEARTATO!!! [[Bartholomew is standing next to a tiny astronaut and dinosaur.]] / [[Reginald and Bartholomew are playing video games.]] / Bartholomew: Hey reginald, can I borrow ten dollars? / Reginald: Borrow it from Beartato. / Reginald: Then just never give it back. That's...
Harrison Stories... 21? 22? <> / Reginald: Ha ha! Awesome! / Beartato: I bet this shield can deflect anything! / Beartato: Swords, fireballs... / Reginald: Insults? / Reginald: You smell like garbage! / <> / <> / Harrison: Hey! / {{Title Text: Pow! Right in the feelings}}
Harrison Stories... 21? 22? <> / Reginald: Ha ha! Awesome! / Beartato: I bet this shield can deflect anything! / Beartato: Swords, fireballs... / Reginald: Insults? / Reginald: You smell like garbage! / <> / <> / Harrison: Hey! / {{Title Text: Pow! Right in the feelings}}
Iron Chef never makes mistakes like this [[Beartato and Reginald are baking]] / Beartato: Is Dessert ready yet? / Reginald: No, and I can't figure out why! / Reginald: I've never had this much trouble with instant pudding before! / [[Reginald looks at the pudding box, it says "Eventual Pudding"]] / Reginald: Ohhhhh / {{Alt text: Reginald's...
Must-Have-Seen TV Reginald: Beartato! Did you see the new episode of that popular show several people watch? / Beartato: No! Should I have? / Reginald: Awww you totally missed it! The one guy did something to the other guy and then the one girl was there! And the place where they are? Totally crazy!! / Reginald: And...
Picky Eater [[Beartato and Reginald are at a counter with a bowl and some bags.]] / Beartato: Ooh, are you making a Caesar salad? / Reginald: Close! It's a Reginald salad. / [[Reginald adds dressing to the bowl.]] / Reginald: Let's see. Cheese... / Dressing... / Bacon bits... / Croutons... / This is going to be great! / [[Reginald...
Pop [[Reginald is working at a stove with a pot as Beartato approaches.]] / Beartato: Hey, what are you making? / Reginald: I thought corn sounded good, so I'm frying some up! / <> / [[A piece of popcorn flies out of the pot.]] / Reginald: AUGH! / Beartato: WHAT WAS THAT? / <> / [[More popcorn...
Ridiculous Beliefs Reginald: Ha ha! REALLY? You honestly believe that? / Reginald: Haha! / Reginald: [[on the phone]] Harrison! Listen to this!! / Reginald: Beartato thinks the EARTH revolves around the SUN!! / [[Reginald is listening.]] / [[Reginald becomes annoyed.]] / [[Reginald becomes frustrated.]] / [[Reginald...
Ridiculous Beliefs Reginald: Ha ha! REALLY? You honestly believe that? / Reginald: Haha! / Reginald: [[on the phone]] Harrison! Listen to this!! / Reginald: Beartato thinks the EARTH revolves around the SUN!! / [[Reginald is listening.]] / [[Reginald becomes annoyed.]] / [[Reginald becomes frustrated.]] / [[Reginald...
Nedroid Picture Diary [[Reginald is watering a rosebush]] / [[Beartato approaches. His body is shaped like a heart.]] / Beartato: Can you drive me to the hospital / Happy Valentine's Day / {{I feel like there's some sort of situation going on in the area in and around my face}}
Stir Crazy [[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]] / Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! / [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! / [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] / Reginald: Okay okay shut...
Stir Crazy [[Reginald is indoors. Snow is coming up to the window.]] / Reginald: Beartato, I can't stand being snowed in another day! I've got cabin fever, I'm going stir crazy! / [[Shouting at a cushion]] Reginald: Beartato! Answer me!! / [[He stares at the cushion for a long while]] / Reginald: Okay okay shut...
Tax Forms [[Reginald is showing Beartato some tax returns]] / Beartato: What's wrong? / Reginald: These tax forms are a nightmare! They're so confusing! / Beartato: Well good news! We don't have jobs! / Reginald: Oh great! / [[Reginald throws the forms in the air]] / Beartato: We didn't earn any money! / Reginald:...
Tax Forms [[Reginald is showing Beartato some tax returns]] / Beartato: What's wrong? / Reginald: These tax forms are a nightmare! They're so confusing! / Beartato: Well good news! We don't have jobs! / Reginald: Oh great! / [[Reginald throws the forms in the air]] / Beartato: We didn't earn any money! / Reginald:...
The Waffliest Wish [[Reginald clutches his stomach.]] / Reginald: Man, I wish I had some waffles! / <<~grrmmbl>> / [[Reginald opens his mouth in surprise, holding two waffles which have appeared in a cloud of smoke.]] / <> / [[Reginald shouts to the sky.]] / Reginald: I wish I had a trampoline!! / [[Reginald stares....
Nedroid Picture Diary [[Reginald is lying on a pillow, listening to music]] / Reginald: Hey, Beartato, did you know Life is a Highway? I wish I had a car! / Beartato: You _do_ have a car! / [[car in the driveway, has Reginald's head painted all over it]] / Reginald: That's not mine
BartholomeVl [[Everything is in black and white and inverted.]] / Bartholomew / by Harrison / Reginald: what is meaning, Bartholomew? what is it to live? / Bartholomew: we live, that we may know pain. we know pain, that we may recognize joy. / [[Bartholomew and Reginald eat cherry blossoms.]] / Bartholomew:...
BartholomeVl [[Everything is in black and white and inverted.]] / Bartholomew / by Harrison / Reginald: what is meaning, Bartholomew? what is it to live? / Bartholomew: we live, that we may know pain. we know pain, that we may recognize joy. / [[Bartholomew and Reginald eat cherry blossoms.]] / Bartholomew:...
Cloudwatching [[Reginald and Beartato are lying on the grass, looking at the sky.]] / Reginald: That cloud looks like a hot dog! / Beartato: That one looks like a horse! / Reginald: That one looks like a plane! / Reginald: Hey! That cloud looks like ME! / [[Zooming out, a massive cloud is shown, shaped like an incredibly...
Cloudwatching [[Reginald and Beartato are lying on the grass, looking at the sky.]] / Reginald: That cloud looks like a hot dog! / Beartato: That one looks like a horse! / Reginald: That one looks like a plane! / Reginald: Hey! That cloud looks like ME! / [[Zooming out, a massive cloud is shown, shaped like an incredibly...
Dinner Plans [[Reginald comes in, excited, holding a $20 bill]] / Reginald: Beartato!! I won twenty dollars! / [[Both look at it]] / Reginald: Looks like I won't be eating dog food TONIGHT! / Beartato: Then what will you eat? / [[Reginald thinks]] / Reginald: Well, I'll probably still eat dog food, but that's because...
Dinner Plans [[Reginald comes in, excited, holding a $20 bill]] / Reginald: Beartato!! I won twenty dollars! / [[Both look at it]] / Reginald: Looks like I won't be eating dog food TONIGHT! / Beartato: Then what will you eat? / [[Reginald thinks]] / Reginald: Well, I'll probably still eat dog food, but that's because...
Harrison Stories: The Dragon's Cave [[Harrison, Beartato, and Reginald are in a large cave.]] / Harrison: Well, we can't go any farther... This must be the dragon's cave. / [[Something twinkles in the darkness.]] / Harrison: Something's coming! I can hear it!! / [[Harrison clenches his teeth in worry.]] / [[A claw emerges from the darkness.]] / [[Drops...
Hobbies Reginald: Beartato, I'm bored. / Beartato: You should get a hobby. / Reginald: I have a hobby. It's called being amazing. / Beartato: Maybe you should get a second hobby. / Reginald: Maybe I'll take up complaining. No, that's stupid. / Reginald: What's your hobby, Beartato? / Beartato: My hobby is...
I Wanna Drive It Reginald: Hey Beartato, did you know life is a highway? I wish I had a car! / Beartato: You DO have a car! / [[A car with Reginald's face plastered all over it.]] / Reginald: That's not mine.
Nedroid Picture Diary {{Title: Kiss Me, I'm Here}} / [[Reginald enters, colored green.]] / Reginald: Hey Beartato! / Beartato: Oh, hey! Happy St. Patrick's Day! / Reginald: What's that supposed to mean? Are you making fun of my Irish heritage? / Reginald: ...Oh, wait. You meant because I'm green, didn't you. / Reginald:...
Stamps Reginald: Beartato! Guess What! / Beartato: No! Just Tell Me!! / Reginald: You know how you can get your photos printed on stamps? I got Beartato stamps!! / Reginald: See?! / [[points to stamp showing a surprised Beartato sitting on a toilet and reading a newspaper.]] / Beartato: So THAT'S why you...
Stamps Reginald: Beartato! Guess What! / Beartato: No! Just Tell Me!! / Reginald: You know how you can get your photos printed on stamps? I got Beartato stamps!! / Reginald: See?! / [[points to stamp showing a surprised Beartato sitting on a toilet and reading a newspaper.]] / Beartato: So THAT'S why you...
They Call Me "THE LITIGATION HAMMER" Reginald: Enough of your shenanigans! / Beartato: Try and stop them / Reginald: Oh I will stop them... in court! / Fight court! / Reginald: Opening statement! / Beartato: Objection! / [[Reginald is giving Beartato a fierce noogie.]] / Narrator: Learn more about the judicial system at your local library / {{My...
This Movie Moves Me Beartato: Reginald, are you crying? Did this movie give you feelings? / Reginald: No I'm not crying! There's something in my eye! / Beartato: Yeah. Tears! / Reginald: Shut up! It's allergies. I'm allergic. / Reginald: <> / Beartato: To what? / Reginald: To being sad / {{title text: It is Ernest...
Wea-puns Reginald: Hey Beartato, let me AXE you a question / Beartato: That's very KNIFE of you / Reginald: What was I GUN-na say...? / Beartato: I'm feeling very, uh... GRENADE... ...uh... / [[Reginald strokes chin]] / Reginald: KNIFE one / {{title text: Then: Disaster}}
Problem Comics Reginald: I got a problem / Beartato: Me too / Reginald: Me first / Beartato: Okay / Reginald: Nah nevermind / [[Reginald and Beartato are apparently falling from the sky]] / Reginald: You wouldn't understand
Write This Man a Check Reginald: Beartato, check out this shirt I made! It says I'm great. It's so ladies know how great I am! / [[Reginald holds up a shirt with his royally adorned face imprinted on it, reading "Reginald is great".]] / Beartato: Wow! / Reginald: And on the other side I drew some muscles so it looks like I...
 
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Nedroid Picture Diary [[Reginald, with a sack of money in his hand, comes up to Beartato behind prison bars]] / Reginald: Hey Beartato! Your long nightmare is almost over. I'm here to bail you out! / Beartato: Great! But where did you get the bail money? / Reginald [whispering]: I stole it! / [[same scene, but Beartato now on...
Nedroid Picture Diary [[For some reason, Beartato is in a jail cell. Reginald is on the other side, holding a bag with a $ sign on it]] / Reginald: Hey Beartato! Your long nightmare is almost over. I'm here to bail you out! / Beartato: Great! / Beartato: But where did you get the bail money? / Reginald: (whispering) I stole...
Blue Moon Reginald: Beartato, what... do you know what time it is?? / Well the little hand is on the two and the big hand--hey! Stop yelling! / Reginald: Beartato, calm down! What's-- / Yes, I remember our fight last week, so-- / I already apologized for biting you! What-- / [[Reginald looks out window, sees full...
CSI: Kitchen Reginald: Don't worry, Beartato. As soon as I analyze these prints, we'll know who took the cookie from the cookie jar. / Beartato: And then: VENGEANCE. / Reginald: Okay, let's see here... / [[Fingerprint is clearly labelled REGINALD!!!]] / Beartato: Well? Who was it?? / Reginald: Uh... Gary. / It was...
Great [[Beartato's face is lit horrifically as if using a flashlight.]] / Beartato: ... And then I have to watch as the wizard turns all my friends into candy bars and makes me eat them, and they don't even taste good. They're full of raisins. / [[Reginald and Beartato are laying down on a hill below the night...
Guest Comic: Rebecca Clements Beartato: Ng... / Beartato: ...what? What's going on? Where are you taking me?? / Reginald: We're going to WHERE THE WILD THINGS AT! / Beartato: What? Neat. Why did you knock me out? I would've come anyway. / Reginald: Hey, Uncle Pat. / Beartato: Wow! This is it. We found them! / Reginald: Wait! / [[Reginald...
No Pain No Gain Beartato: Twenty-four... Twenty-five! Phew! / Reginald: Beartato, you're working out like a FOOL. / Reginald: You should do fewer reps with more weight. As a man of extremes, my routine is zero reps of a million pounds. / Beartato: Does that work? / [[Reginald flexes]] / Reginald: You tell me / {{These...
Shark Week [[Shark Week is written above]] / [[Harrison is labeled by body parts: pointer, general head area, swim flaps, fish sticks, fins?, chompers, future clothes, vague sense of unease, belt. Beartato is also labeled 'beartato.']] / Reginald: This isn't fair! I didn't get a week! / {{Title text: Not Pictured:...
Take as Directed [[Reginald lays down on a blanketed bed, hands over his stomach. Beartato reads the label on a small medicine bottle.]] / Reginald: Ugh... That medicine I'm taking for my vampirism is making my stomach hurt! / Beartato: Did you take it with food? It says to take it with food. / Reginald: Of course I took...
TGIF Reginald: Ow, I stubbed my toe! / Reginald: Oww, I stubbed my face! / Reginald: Dang! I stubbed Beartato! / Beartato: I've been stubbed! / Happy Friday the 13th / Beartato and Reginald: Daaaaaaaang / {{Alt text: This flight of endless stairs was a terrible investment}}
Unwell [[Reginald is on the phone.]] / Reginald: Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, hello doctor. ... Oh. I... I see. Thank you. / [[Reginald places the phone on a desk.]] / [[He pauses, looking down.]] / [[Reginald converses with Beartato, visibly worried.]] / Reginald: I, uh... I got my test results back. / Beartato:...
What's That [[Reginald walks through a doorway.]] / <> / Reginald: Hey Beartato! Boy, it sure smells like updog in here! / Beartato: Yeah, he's staying with me for a few days. / [[Updog, a canine dressed in heroic garbs sits beside Beartato.]] / Updog: My house burned down! / {{Title text: It was...
 
Dirty Talk Francine: Hey, you made it! I'm running a little late. Come on in! / Francine! Sorry the place is such a mess! / Reginald: What, are you kidding? I mean, compared to my house this is like an O.R. / Reginald: I mean, my place is just TERRIBLE compared to yours. SUPER filthy. I basically live in a giant...
Don't Call Me, I'll Call You Reginald: Beartato! Check out my new phone! / Reginald: It's got text and chat and email... I'm going to be talking to everyone, all the time! / Reginald: And it stores like a thousand numbers! I've already added everyone I knew! / [[close-up of Reginald's phone with two contact, Beartato and Harrison]] / {{Now...
Guest Comic - Emmy Cicierega Reginald: (image of pie) / Beartato: (image of cookies) / Harrison: Hey guys! I'd like you to meet Shelly. / [[Beartato and Reginald appear horrified]] / Shelly: Uh. I gotta go. I'll meet you at the park later, Harrison. / Harrison: Oh. Ok. / Harrison: You guys are so unbelievable. I knew you'd be...
Guest Comic: Jay Fuller Reginald: Beartato, do you know who is cool? You are. / Reginald: And you can take that all the way to the bank! / Reginald: Also, here is my birthday money and a deposit slip. You can take these all the way to the bank too. / Reginald. Hurry up, Beartato. The bank closes at 3. / {{But Beartato,...
Guest Comic: Nick Daniel Reginald: Oh hello! It's time for another enthralling installment of... / [[I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT]] / Reginald: Why? / Reginald: Today, I don't understand... statistical arbitrage equilibrium. / Harrison: Really? I minored in finance so I should be able to explain it. / Reginald: Oh, hi Harrison,...
Skateboard Fever [[Reginald and Beartato are holding skateboards.]] / Narrator: Skateboard Tricks / [[Beartato rides the skateboard in a squiggly line pattern.]] / Narrator: The "Serpent" / [[Reginald stands with one foot on the skateboard.]] / Narrator: The "Easy-Does-It" / [[Beartato rides the skateboard upside-down.]] / Narrator:...
They Should Have Sent a Reginald Reginald: The bright autumn leaves tumble down through the sunlight fleeing winter's sight / Beartato: What! / Beartato: Reginald! That was beautiful! / Reginald: Yeah, well... I don't like to brag, but I have a way with words. I'm like one of those guys. A poemer. / Beartato: A poet? / Reginald: Yeah,...
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Conscience Man: Someone left twenty dollars on this bench! / Shoulder Angel: You should try to find its rightful owner. / Shoulder Bear: GIVE IT TO ME / CONSCIENCE BEAR / {{The tiny angel never wins the argument}}
Dinner Date Reginald: Hormf hormf horfm / Reginald: ...hmf. / Reginald: Heh heh. / Reginald (thinking): Why did I order the taco platter appetizer? It's IMPOSSIBLE to look cool while eating a taco! / Reginald (thinking): Oh well... at least our entrees will arrive soon. / Reginald (thinking): Wait a second......
Memories of Youth [[Beartato and Reginald sit on a couch. Reginald pulls out a sword and begins to decapitate himself.]] / Beartato: Hey! Stop! What are you doing? / Reginald: Oh, I just remembered all the embarrassing things I did as a teenager. / Beartato: But those times are in the past! You've grown and matured...
Tactics [[A man is playing with his baby]] / Dad: Jeffy, where's Daddy? / [[Baby points at the man]] / Dad: Da ha, yay! / Dad: Wheeeere's Mommy? / [[Baby points at a woman]] / Dad: Yay! / Dad: Okay, Jeffy- / Dad: Where's Bin Laden? / [[Baby sweats]] / {{title text: he's not talking}}
YOU COMICS Title: A comic about you! simply fill in the blanks to get a personal message all about you! Nice. / Reginald: Beartato! Guess who I ran into today! / Beartato: Who? / Reginald: (Your name)! / Beartato: (Your name)?! Wow!! / Reginald: Hey (your name)! How's it going? / You: (Your dialogue) / [[Your photo...
Advice about Comics Reginald: Okay, Beartato. It's time to begin my comics class. Lesson one is "Show, Don't Tell." What this means is-- Beartato, sit down! / Reginald: What the--oh no! A pteradactyl has appeared and it's carrying Beartato away! / Reginald: Beartato is using his martial arts training, but now there are...
Grilling Weather [[Beartato is equipped in grillmaster gear, tongs out to reach for tacos.]] / Beartato: Harrison, how many tacos do you want? / [[Harrison outstretches two fingers.]] / Harrison: Two, please! / [[Beartato turns to the grill, his apron reading "Kiss me, I'm nice."]] / Beartato: What about you, Gary? / [[Gary...
Morning Motivation [[Reginald is in bed.]] / Reginald: I should get up...but my bed is so comfortable. I need motivation. / Reginald: I should set my bed on fire. / [[Reginald is still in bed, bed is now on fire.]] / SOON / Reginald: Okay, just five more minutes. / {{I have to make sure I'm not late. Today is the big...
Table Manners Reginald (thinking): Wow! Beartato's licking his plate clean. he must have really liked the meal I made! / Beartato (thinking): These plates are DELICIOUS / {{I don't think you're supposed to eat off those commemorative Star Trek plates. I think they are probably incredibly toxic.}}
That Guy Reginald: Excuse me, aren't you that guy who's always getting mistaken for someone else? / Guy: No / {{I get that a lot}}
Valentibes [[Reginald has written a poem]] / O Valentine, wont' you be mine / This lovely winter's day / And take my hand and hold me close / And make me say, "Hooray!" / O Valentine, we're so alike, / The things we say and do / So similar you are to me / And me, the same as you. / O Valentine, it's clear to me / Since that...
 
Actions News! Action Weather! Action Stock Reports! [[A newscaster appears on the television, the story in the background reads "Puppy Arsonist" with a matching photo of a dog and fire.]] / Newscaster: ...and after the break, we'll have Action Weather Five with your weekend forecast. / [[Reginald and Beartato sit on a couch.]] / Beartato: Y'ever wonder...
At least I have a great story to tell my plant Stan: <> more quarterly reports. I'm so sick of quarterly reports / Teddy: AHOY! / Teddy: I am Teddy the Phoenix and I need your help to save the planet of extreme sports. It will be quite an adventure! / Stan: Okay!! / Teddy: Great! Follow me to the Funjet, Steve! / Stan: Uh, it's "Stan," actually. / Teddy:...
Focus! No, Not That Much Reginald: Beartato / Reginald: Beartato you're making that face again / Reginald: BEARTATO / Beartato: Oh! Sorry, I... I just got too into this game. / Reginald: BEARTATO! / {{This is the face I make when I do math in my head}}
Fool Moon [[Reginald and Beartato look at the moon, alarmed.]] / Reginald: Beartato... the moon! / Beartato: We're too late! / [[A dramatic close-up of Beartato, sweating.]] / Beartato: It's starting!! / [[Beartato's sillhouette glows.]] / [[Beartato's hand shakes with mysterious power.]] / [[Reginald looks on...
Fortune Favors the Bird [[Reginald and Beartato gather on a picnic blanket, a broken fortune cookie lies on a plate and Reginald reads his fortune, "You will soon have a meal."]] / Reginald: I can't believe you made homemade fortune cookies! / <> / [[Beartato offers another plate.]] / Beartato: Now try the...
I See a Bad Mood Arising [[Bad Mood Comics]] / [[Beartato and Reginald sit on a couch, Reginald's arms are folded and he appears angry.]] / Reginald: I'm in a bad mood! / Beartato: Do you want to go to the zoo? / Reginald: What? Why? / Beartato: Looking at otters always cheers you up. / Reginald: If I cheered up, what would...
Pinch Me Reginald: PINNNCH! / [[Reginald reaches to pinch Beartato, who screams in surprise and pain.]] / Beartato: AUGH! / Beartato: What the- / Reginald: That's what you get for not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day! / Beartato: But I am wearing green! / [[Beartato's green business tie and collar are revealed.]] / Reginald:...
Ask Reginald [[Beartato is holding a letter]] / Beartato: Hello and welcome to "Ask Beartato." Today's letter reads, "Dear Reginald..." Oh! This letter is for Reginald. / [[Beartato hands the letter to Reginald]] / Reginald: For me? A letter for me? Ha! In your face, Beartato! / [[Reginald holds the letter at arm's...
Ask Reginald [[Beartato is holding a letter]] / Beartato: Hello and welcome to "Ask Beartato." Today's letter reads, "Dear Reginald..." Oh! This letter is for Reginald. / [[Beartato hands the letter to Reginald]] / Reginald: For me? A letter for me? Ha! In your face, Beartato! / [[Reginald holds the letter at arm's...
Beartato and Reginald in ?A Close Shave!? [[Beartato on chair, reading book.]] / Reginald: Ow! Dang! / [[Beartato goes to bathroom door.]] / Beartato: What happened? / Reginald: I cut myself shaving! / Beartato: Put a little piece of toilet paper on it. / Reginald: Okay. / [[Reginald comes out of the bathroom with his head held under his arm,...
Compare and Contrast [[Reginald and Beartato are walking past shops. Beartato is sipping his drink.]] / Reginald: I don't understand why Liz is dating Scott instead of me. What does he have that I don't? / [[Both look to see Scott flying by on a horse, which is shooting flames from its hooves.]] / Scott: WHeeeeee! / Reginald:...
Compare and Contrast [[Reginald and Beartato are walking past shops. Beartato is sipping his drink.]] / Reginald: I don't understand why Liz is dating Scott instead of me. What does he have that I don't? / [[Both look to see Scott flying by on a horse, which is shooting flames from its hooves.]] / Scott: WHeeeeee! / Reginald:...
Hunger for Victory [[Reginald and Beartato are on the benches.]] / Reginald: All right, Beartato, there's still a chance for you to win this sportsball match, but you've got to WANT it. / Reginald: You've got to want it more than you've wanted ANYTHING ELSE. You have to want it from the very CORE of your ENTIRE BEING. / Reginald:...
Nice Try Though Beartato: You might as well give up, Reginald. You see... I knew your plan all along. / Reginald: Ah, but you see... I knew you knew. / Beartato: But what you failed to realize is that I knew that you knew that I knew. / Reginald: Sweet, naive Beartato. I knew from the start that you knew that I knew...
Pranks for Nothing [[Beartato and Reginald converse in the kitchen, Beartato is sitting at the table with his fork in hand.]] / Reginald: Beartato, do you want chocolate chip or blueberry pancakes? / Beartato: Chocolate chip, please! / [[Reginald points to Beartato.]] / Reginald: April Fool!! We don't have chocolate chip!...
Scientific Horizons [[Reginald is in a lab coat]] / Reginald: Beartato! I've made an amazing scientific breakthrough! / [[Reginald holds broken beaker dramatically]] / Reginald: It's an acid that dissolves anything! / [[Reginald looks over his shoulder at a smoking hole in the floor. Beartato has his hand lifted to his...
Secret Origins [[Written title: Secret Origins 1]] / [[Two figures much like Beartato huddle around a space pod with a baby Beartato inside, one sporting a mustache and the other ladylike eyebrows]] / Beartato's father: Goodbye, our child! May you find a new world to call home! / [[The space shuttle fires out of an...
The Grind [[Reginald and Beartato lie around the house]] / Beartato: <> / [[Reginald starts]] / Reginald: Oh nuts! I'm late for work! / [[Reginald hurries to put on his coat and hat, grabbing his suitcase]] / Reginald: I was supposed to be there five or six years ago! / Beartato: Hurry, man! Hurry! / [[In...
Understudy Beartato: Reginald! Guess who I just saw at the car wash! / Beartato: Wh... Who are you? / Travis: I'm Travis. I'll be playing the part of "Reginald" Today. / Beartato: Oh. Well, Travis- / Travis: "Reginald." / Beartato:Uh... Well, "Reginald." Guess... Guess who I saw at the carwash. / Travis: uh, lets...
Wisetholomew [Bartholomew and Reginald are outside. Bartholomew is sitting on a tree stump, licking himself, and Reginald is lying on his back, looking up at the sky.] / Reginald: Bartholomew, why is life so full of pain? / Bartholomew: Pain is the proof of love, Reginald. / Bartholomew: You cannot be hurt unless...
Won?t Get Fooled Again [An excited Beartato alerts Reginald] / Beartato: Reginald, Come Quick! There's a unicorn pegasus in the backyard! / [Beartato and Reginald stand Backyard] / [A pegasus is seen eating apples from a tree] / Beartato: Ha Ha! april fool! It's just a regular pegasus! / Reginald: Beartato... April fool's day...
Wrong Order [[Reginald stands with a box in his hands, the picture on the box a very unshapely pizza titled "Pizzo". Beartato stands below with a fork in each hand, thoroughly anticipating food. The disappointment slowly sets in.]] / Captioned: "This isn't what we ordered!" / {{Title text: I intend to complain...
Beautiful Venus Beartato's Science Nugget! / Reginald: Hello! Today we are on the planet Venus. / Beartato: Did you know: Venus was named after the Roman goddess of beauty. / Reginald: I bet that means venusian ladies are super cute! / Beartato: Look! There's one now! / [[Venusian Lady looks like a female Reginald]] / Venusian...
Constellations Beartato's Science Nugget. / Starring Reginald. / Reginald: Let's check out some constellations! / Beartato: Well sure! / There's the "Little Scooper" / That's "Orion's Hat!" / There's "The Jumble." / Oh look! I see "Beartato's Gian, Ridiculous Face." / What?! / Don't get mad at ME! These were named eons...
Expedition MERCURY Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Beartato and Reginald are in on a planet in space.]] / Beartato: Hello and welcome to Beartato's Science Nugget. Today we are on the planet Mercury! / Reginald: Whaaat! / Reginald: Did you know that Mercury is a small planet? / Beartato: How small? / Reginald: Watch! / [[Reginald...
Great Jupiter's Ghost [[Splash screen with the heads of Beartato, Reginald and Harrison in space]] / Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Reginald and Beartato are wearing jet packs on Jupiter / Beartato: Today we visit Jupiter to solve the mystery of "What is that Great Red Spot anyway?" / Reginald: Let's find out! / [[Reginald...
Guest Comic by KC Green Reginald: Beartato! / [[Reginald sweats]] / Reginald: Uh / [[KC Green Beartato smiles]] / Reginald: You look... / [[Beartato's creepy grin widens]] / [[Reginald squints]] / Reginald: Hmmmm / Reginald: --mmmm [[Beartato stands arms akimbo, looking angry]]
I Can Clearly See Your Dotted Outline [[Beartato and Reginald are invisible.]] / Beartato: Now that we're invisible, we should play a prank on Harrison! / Reginald: Yeah! / Reginald: And I know just the one! / [[Reginald is talking into a phone.]] / Reginald: Harrison! Is your refrigerator running? / {{It was}}
Journey Through the Asteroid Belt [[Banner: "Beartato's Science Nugget!" Reginald eats an atom]] / [[Reginald and Beartato pilot a spaceship among asteroids]] / Reginald: Welcome to the asteroid belt! / Reginald: Fun Fact: these asteroids are all that remain of the former planet Beartatopia, birthplace of Beartato! / Beartato: What?! / Beartato:...
Mission to Mars [[Banner: Beartato's Science Nugget!!!]] / [[Beartato stands on Mars]] / Beartato: Today we are on Mars. Did you know Mars is called the "Red Planet" because of the iron oxide abundant on its surface? / [[Reginald is ducking behind a rock, holding a space pistol]] / Reginald: No way! Hey, did you know...
Your Passport is the Local Library! A Book is Your Ticket [[Reginald at passport office counter.]] / Man: I'm sorry, sir, but your passport application has been denied. / Reginald: What? Why? / [[Man holds up an issue of 'COOL GUY' magazine, which Reginald has pasted a picture of his head over the guy on the front cover.]] / Man: For starters, your photo is the...
Target: Earth Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! Exciting educational facts! / Man: Whoaa... / Reginald: Today, our journey through the Solar System bring us to Earth. / Reginald: Specifically, it has brought us to Beartato's house. / Beartato: Notice the architecture. / Reginald: These are Earth artifacts called...
This is What All Ghosts are Trying to Say [[Reginald, whilst playing a video game, is startled by the arrival of a Ghost]] / Ghost: Boo / Reginald: Aaaaaah! / Ghost: Wait! Let me finish. / Ghost: "Books are cool! Visit your local library today." / Reginald: Oh! / [[Reginald is seen playing video games in a library.]] / {{title text: I got to...
What Killed the What?? Reginald: Beartato, who were you talking to on the phone? / Beartato: A nun. A NUN of your BUSINESS. / Reginald: But I really want to know!! / Beartato: You know what they say about curiosity and the cat! / Reginald: No, I don't. What is it? Tell me, Beartato. What do they say? / Reginald: What do they...
Ex-Planet Pluto [[Beartato's Science Nugget]] / Reginald: Our long, educational journey has brought us to Pluto. / Reginald: Pluto's not a planet anymore, and I can see why. It's so tiny! Beartato, are you thinking what I'm thinking? / Beartato: Yes! / Beartato: Space is a world of unparalleled beauty! / Reginald: ! / [[Reginald...
To Your Left: Neptune [[Splash screen of Beartato jumping over Reginald on a skateboard]] / Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / Reginald: Wowww / [[Reginald and Beartato are in a spaceship with a planet in the background]] / Reginald: Hello! Here we are at Neptune. But we don't know anything about Neptune, so here are some...
Pickup Artist Reginald: All right, Beartato. Sit back and watch a MASTER at work. / Beartato: Go for it. / Reginald: Excuse me. Are those SPACE PANTS? Because- / Woman: Yes. / Reginald: What? / Woman: Yes, these are space pants. My boyfriend got them for me. He's an astronaut. / Reginald: Well that's IMPRESSIVE. / Woman:...
Set Sail for Saturn [[Splash screen of a shooting star]] / Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Reginald is piloting his Reginald-shaped spaceship with Beartato]] / Reginald: Hello! Today we are going to learn about Saturn. There's just one problem. / [[Reginald looks toward Beartato]] / Reginald: We can't find it! / Beartato:...
The Outer Limits [[Splash screen of Beartato and Reginald orbiting the sun]] / Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget! / [[Beartato and Reginald on a planet]] / Beartato: Hello! Today we end our journey through the Solar System at the tenth and outermost planet, ----. / Reginald: Home of ---- and ----! / [[A security agent...
Where to Find Uranus [[Splash screen of Reginald pointing and Beartato standing]] / Narrator: Beartato's Science Nugget / Reginald: Ooh / [[Reginald is angry at Beartato with both in a spaceship]] / Beartato: Hello! We were supposed to visit Uranus today, but somebody couldn't stop giggling. / Reginald: Sorry for enjoying life,...
Wrong Turn Reginald: Hmm. / [[Reginald is holding a 'Park Map']] / Reginald: Uhhh / Reginald: This... This isn't the petting zoo, is it? / Flaming Skull Lion: No but you can pet me if you want / {{Title text: Most people don't}}
Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream {{Title: The Beartato Recipe Guide to Strawberries & Cream}} / 1. Apply whipped cream to strawberry. / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / 2. Eat and Enjoy. / Beartato: SNORF / 3. Discard remains. / {{title text: This technique...
Discount Fireworks Safety Reginald: Beartato! Look at all these fireworks I got! They were on sale because nobody else wanted 'em! / Beartato: Why didn't anyone else want them? / Reginald: Who cares? They're fireworks! / [[Reginald and Beartato hide behind a rock to watch a lit firework.]] / [[The firework goes off with a cloud...
Fireworks Safety [[Reginald holds a match next to Beartato]] / Beartato: I don't know, Reginald...Fireworks can be dangerous! / [[Reginald begins to light a fuse]] / Reginald: Relax, Beartato. It's one firecracker. What could go wrong? / <> / [[Reginald holds a long, lit fuse next to an unlit firecracker...
Like a Cool Shakespeare Beartato: Great speech, Reginald! / Reginald: Thanks! / Reginald: I like to think that I'm good with words. In fact, you might even say that I'm... / Reginald: ... SUPER good with words. / Reginald: Like REALLY super good. / {{title text: Just generally super duper.}}
Mosquitoes, Mo? Problems Reginald: Ugh! These mosquitoes are terrible. I wish my blood were made of POISON instead of BLOOD. That'd show 'em. / Mosquitoes: mmm gulp yum / Genie: WISH GRANTED! / Reginald: Oh! / Mosquitoes: Ugh Oh man what / Reginald: Ha ha / Mosquito: Daaaang / [[Reginald falls backwards]] / {{title text:...
Sunburn Beartato: Do you want some aloe or... / Reginald: beartato. / Reginald: Every word you speak creates vibrations and air currents that cut across my skin like a thousand tiny knives. / Reginald: I'm just going to sit perfectly still for two or three weeks and it'll all be okay. / [[Reginald bursts into...
 

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