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| You Can Tell Me Lies, You Know That I'd Still Believe You | Reginald: Okay, so Beartato's real. That's good.
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/05/1204-reginald-beartatoisreal/ |
| Another Unofficial Theory | Beartato: Maybe it's lupus. / Harrison: That is a stupid idea and you are stupid for having it! http://nedroid.com/2007/05/1258-reginald-house/ |
| But Did You Do Anything Out of the Ordinary? | [[Harrison and Reginald are having a conversation outside next to some bushes]]
/ Harrison: So, Reginald... What did you do on the day all this started?
/ Reginald: Well...
/ [[Reginald begins to recount his story]] / Reginald: "I had been bitten by a tick, so I was running panicked across the island."
/ [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2007/05/1309-reginald-clues/ |
| Summer Vacation | [[A written entry by Beartato, titled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation:", underneath, "Written & drawn by a trained giraffe! Wow!"]] / [[A character with the same appearance as Beartato, Shpoop, and Reginald meet]]
/ Shpoop: hey
/ Reginald: well hello / Reginald: you know, you look just like my friend... http://nedroid.com/2007/06/2133-beartato-summervacation/ |
| Believe in Yourself | Bear: Today's the day! / Bear: Hup! / [[Bear sprouts wings]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/06/2151-bear-todaystheday/ |
| Summer Bots | [[Robot waving.]]
/ How I spent my summer vacation / [[Robot on raft in the sea]]
/ I did a lot of travelling. / [[Robot on cliff, looking at map.]]
/ But there was only one place I really wanted to be... / [[Robot celebrating in pile of toys and candy.]]
/ Toy and candy planet
/ Robot: yayyyy http://nedroid.com/2007/07/1204-robot-summervacation/ |
| I Have a Theory about the Infinite Blackness of Space | Spaceman: At last! / Spaceman: Today I'm going to stare into the infinite blackness of space. / [[He does so]] / [[He throws up]]
/ Spaceman: BLEAH http://nedroid.com/2007/07/1355-infiniteblackness/ |
| I Also Worked on my Tan | Written: How I Spent my Summer Vacation by Dinosaur Warlock / Written: June - August
/ [[Dinosaur Warlock towers above a petrified crowd, the bravest fleeing in terror. A man hangs in Dinosaur Warlock's jaws.]]
/ Dinosaur Warlock: Raaaaaaa!
/ Man being eaten: Nuts. http://nedroid.com/2007/07/1559-dw-summervacation/ |
| Maybe You Are in this Situation and Do Not Know It | Ted: Ooh! This sand is hot on my paws. / Dana: You mean your feet? / Ted: Yeah... my "feet." / Ted: She'll never realize that I'm a cat who has replaced her boyfriend / LATER
/ Dana: Get in the water!
/ Ted: NO! / Ted: HISSSSSS http://nedroid.com/2007/08/1648-catboyfriend/ |
| Do Not Feed the Bear | Bear: Hello little girl / Bear: Go get me some nachos / [[Zookeeper standing next to DO NOT FEED BEAR sign shakes head]] / Bear: Go get me some cigarettes http://nedroid.com/2007/08/1920-donotfeedbear/ |
| Comics About Baby Ducks | Man: Awww / [[Man is holding a baby duck]]
/ Duck: wak wak wak wak / Man: What IS this thing? http://nedroid.com/2007/08/1952-babyduckcomics/ |
| New Heroes for a New Generation | Reginald: Someone's in trouble! / Reginald: I must assist! / Reginald: Lucky Day! Let's go! / [[Reginald and Lucky Day leap over former President Abe Lincoln, who has been shot]] http://nedroid.com/2007/09/2145-regandluckyday/ |
| Let?s Dance | Woman: Dance with me / Man: I don't believe in dancing / Man: what the heck are you doing? http://nedroid.com/2007/10/2227-letsdance/ |
| You Can Relate, Right? | Man: I'm so late for work! / Man: And I forgot my briefcase! / [[Monster chases man]]
/ Man: What else could go wrong today? / [[man steps in puddle]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/11/1243-baddayatwork/ |
| What Crosses Your Mind | {{Title: Thoughts you have before you die}} / Hamburger: GRRRRRR!! / Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / Man (thinking): My entire life has been full of wrong choices / Hamburger: RAAAAAAA! http://nedroid.com/2007/11/1335-badhamburger/ |
| I Have a Direct Line to the Baloneyphone | [[A town mayor sits in his office on the phone.]]
/ Mayor: The town's economy has been stolen. Get my Baloney Kaboom! / Narrative: Soon:
/ [[Baloney Kaboom stands in the office.]]
/ Mayor: Baloney, thank goodness! Hoodlums have made off with our economy. / Narrative: Over the next several hours, Baloney... http://nedroid.com/2007/11/1724-baloneykaboom-economy/ |
| Do Not Really Imagine It. It?s Horrible. Trust Me. | Imagine a terrifying world where all differences are settled via KARATE. Welcome to the world of KARATE FIGHT CHRONICLES! / Man: So, it's a karate fight you want, huh? / Man: Let me warn you: I only know THIS MUCH karate. / Man: < http://nedroid.com/2007/11/2328-karatefight/ |
| That's like saying you hate JOY. As if you hate being HAPPY. | Narrator: I have a vague sense of dread. It must be KARATE FIGHT CHRONICLES! / [[Two people stand in conversation.]]
/ Man: Hey Linda. Do you want to go out tonight and do some karate? / Linda: No, thanks. I don't like karate. / Man: Phhht... What? / Man: You don't... You don't like karate...? What?... http://nedroid.com/2007/12/1116-karatefight-hatekarate/ |
| In a World of Karate, Nothing is as it Seems | Narrative: What! A dog walking on two legs? Something is wrong here. It must be KARATE FIGHT CHRONICLES!
/ Karate Dog: I love karate! / Man: Dog! Walk on all fours like normal.
/ Karate Dog: No. / Karate Dog: You see, I recently attained karate. / Karate Dog: At that moment, I became something different... http://nedroid.com/2007/12/1411-karatefight-dog/ |
| You Want Moves? I Got 'Em | {{title: Reginald in:}}
/ Reginald: "NOW people will like me!" / [[Various panels of Reginald dancing, ending in lying on the floor in a Lionel Richie pose]] / Reginald: Beartato did you see that / Reginald: did you see what I did http://nedroid.com/2008/01/1248-reginald-danceparty/ |
| Road Trip | SIGN: Snacks 5 miles / Reginald: oh boy / SIGN: snakes 1/2 mile / Reginald: oh boy / Reginald: more pedal! / Reginald: VROOOOM / Caption: Drive safely out there http://nedroid.com/2008/01/2017-reginald-roadtrip/ |
| It was the best of times... no, wait, I mean the worst of times. Worst. Not best. | {{title: The WORLD without BACON}}
/ [[Adventurer exits from wormhole]]
/ Adventurer: Well, my journey through parallel worlds is now over. I've finally made it... home. / Adventurer: I know just how to celebrate!
/ [[Wormhole disappears.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/01/2024-worldwithoutbacon/ |
| Finally, a Reason to Go On | [[Bacon lover lamenting]]
/ Bacon lover: Life is hard. / [[Bacon lover cooking]]
/ Bacon lover: So is making bacon. / [[Bacon lover holding up bacon]]
/ Bacon lover: This is too crispy. This is too soft. / [[Bacon lover holding up bacon circle]]
/ Bacon lover: This one is all wrong. / Bacon lover: Only... http://nedroid.com/2008/01/2231-baconangel/ |
| Snow Day | [[Reginald is building a snowman.]]
/ Reginald: dip de dip / Reginald: hup / [[The snowman is finished and looks exactly like Reginald.]]
/ Reginald: ahhh / [[Reginald checks behind himself to see if anybody is watching.]] / [[Reginald checks behind the snowman.]] / [[Reginald hugs the snowman.]] http://nedroid.com/2008/02/1444-reginald-snowman/ |
| Snow Day | [[Reginald is building a snowman.]]
/ Reginald: dip de dip / Reginald: hup / [[The snowman is finished and looks exactly like Reginald.]]
/ Reginald: ahhh / [[Reginald checks behind himself to see if anybody is watching.]] / [[Reginald checks behind the snowman.]] / [[Reginald hugs the snowman.]] http://nedroid.com/2008/02/1444-reginald-snowman/ |
| The Search for Warmth | Reginald: I feel sick. / Reginald: My SKIN hurts. And I'm so HOT ... but I feel the need for more warmth. / Reginald: [[Now in bed]] brrr! / Reginald: [[Now in steaming shower]] Not warm enough! / Reginald: [[Now tied to a spitroast above an open flame]] nahhh / Reginald: [[Now in a bubbling bath]]... http://nedroid.com/2008/02/1816-reginald-thesearchforwarmth/ |
| Stick This! | {{title: stickerbook stories}}
/ [[Reginald and Beartato at home]]
/ Reginald: Dear Beartato: may I take your stickergraph for my stickerbook? Yours, Reginald
/ Beartato: You may! / Reginald: Say "sticker!"
/ Beartato: Sticker!
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/02/1905-stickerbookstories/ |
| Stick This! | {{title: stickerbook stories}}
/ [[Reginald and Beartato at home]]
/ Reginald: Dear Beartato: may I take your stickergraph for my stickerbook? Yours, Reginald
/ Beartato: You may! / Reginald: Say "sticker!"
/ Beartato: Sticker!
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/02/1905-stickerbookstories/ |
| It's a Long-Term Goal | [[A robot smokes a pipe]]
/ Robot: Progress is the enemy of nature / Robot: I am progress
/ I will destroy nature! / [[A smiling tree in a forest]] / [[The same smiling tree in the same forest]] / [[The robot jumps into view, kicking the tree - now sad-faced - in two]] / [[The robot has a notepad... http://nedroid.com/2008/02/1959-progressvnature/ |
| It's a Long-Term Goal | [[A robot smokes a pipe]]
/ Robot: Progress is the enemy of nature / Robot: I am progress
/ I will destroy nature! / [[A smiling tree in a forest]] / [[The same smiling tree in the same forest]] / [[The robot jumps into view, kicking the tree - now sad-faced - in two]] / [[The robot has a notepad... http://nedroid.com/2008/02/1959-progressvnature/ |
| Of Course it?s Also Saturday. Who Knows What?s Going On | [[Schoolpig appears in a bedroom to wake up two brothers]]
/ Schoolpig: Time for school! / Siblings: Yay school! / Schoolpig: I was just fooling
/ Schoolpig: No school / Schoolpig: Today you are going on a vision quest / Siblings: WOW a vision quest! / Schoolpig: Just kidding
/ Schoolpig: Get ready... http://nedroid.com/2008/02/2348-schoolpig/ |
| This is Known as Threatvertising | Cereal Wizard: If you're buying my cereal, you should also buy the official milk / Man: What's special about it? / Cereal Wizard: It comes with a free me-not-following-you-home http://nedroid.com/2008/03/1117-cereal-officialmilk/ |
| Is Anyone Looking to Hire Someone Who is Great at Cereal Marketing? Because I?m Your Guy | Cereal Wizard: Introducing the fun new cereal that's also a game. / Cereal Wizard: You gotta eat it all before the flavor disappears / Cereal Wizard: YOU HAVE TO JUST SHOVEL IT IN http://nedroid.com/2008/03/1758-shovelitin/ |
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