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| Comics for Snooty Intellectuals | Your soap system
/ It's incredible / SOAP / A million laughing babies.
/ The hands are unclean
/ ticktocktick / soap. http://nedroid.com/2006/04/2116-soapsystem/ |
| Snakeout | Snake 1: Why does the chief always put us on stakeout duty?
/ Snake 2:He likes to call it a "snakeout." He thinks it's funny. / Snake 1: Oh.
/ Snake 2: Yeah. / [[A pause.]] / Snake 1: I don't like chief much. http://nedroid.com/2006/04/2146-snakeout/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2006/05/1435-rabbitintherosesredux/?ref=nf">http://nedroid.com/2006/05/1435-rabbitintherosesredux/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Hamburger Hat | Duckling: Beartato, help! I can't find my hamburger hat! / Beartato: Silly duckling... it's right there on your head. / Duckling: Wh... what?! / Duckling: But, Beartato... This isn't MY hamburger hat. / Duckling: I'm scared, Beartato. http://nedroid.com/2006/05/1453-hamburgerhat/ |
| Beartato and the Can of Milk | [[Beartato is looking at a bowl]]
/ Beartato: hmmm. / Beartato: How am I supposed to eat my CEREAL- / [[Arrow pointing at hand, saying 'lack of milk']]
/ Beartato: when I'm out of MILK? / [[Fancy title card]]
/ BEARTATO and the CAN of MILK / A SHORT PLAY in THREE ACTS / Please note: In tonight's performance,... http://nedroid.com/2006/06/1405-beartato-canofmilk/ |
| Baloney Kaboom | Mayor: Criminals are running amok / Mayor: We need Baloney Kaboom !! / < http://nedroid.com/2006/06/1545-baloneykaboom-amok/ |
| The Linear Nature of Time | Reginald: I hate the linear nature of time! / Beartato: What makes you think time is linear? Maybe it's more like a torus. / Reginald: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! If time were toroidal, wouldn't things repeat over and over? / Reginald: This morning I ate a banana. Then I threw up.... http://nedroid.com/2006/06/2223-linearnature/ |
| Koolala | Kool-ala: Well, guess I'd better go out and fight crime / [[Kool-ala sits on the bed and puts on his boots]] / [[He puts on his gloves]] / [[He ties his cape around his neck]] / [[Lastly, his mask is tied around his face]] / [[Kool-ala waits by the bus stop, checking his watch]] / [[Kool-ala talks... http://nedroid.com/2006/07/1236-koolala/ |
| How to Write | The Nedroid Comics Tutorial Series
/ Lesson One: Writing / The key to making comics that people love to read is to have a good story. Scholars say that all stories can be boiled down to three basic archetypes: / [[Hitchhiking Robot]]
/ 1. The voyage and the return / [[People looking at duck]]
/ 2. A... http://nedroid.com/2006/07/1458-tutorial-writing/ |
| He Listened to His Heat | Student: Master, I've studied the ancient scrolls and I'm ready to go and seek out my density! / Master: Your density? Son, you misread it... it says "destiny," not "density." / Student: Oh no! And I spent all morning aligning the plants! http://nedroid.com/2006/07/1701-followyourdensity/ |
| The Legendary Hero | [[A man with a "2" on his chest leans against a rock]]
/ Man: I don't remember my name! I must have amnesia!!
/ Old Man: gasp! / Old Man: The legends said that one day a great hero would appear, bearing the number two on his chest! / [[both men see another man with glasses and a cape and a "2" on his... http://nedroid.com/2006/07/1733-legendaryhero/ |
| Satellite Dog | [[A dog is sniffing in an alleyway next to a trashcan]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2006/07/1915-satellitedog/ |
| The Clown's Secret | [[A clown performs on stage.]]
/ Audience: ha ha ha ha / Narrator: After the show
/ Guy: Hey clown / Guy: How are you so funny? / Clown: Well, mostly I use humor as an outlet for the pain and fear I experience inside / Guy: You crack me up, clown http://nedroid.com/2006/08/1012-theclownssecret/ |
| Arrrrr | [[A T. Rex chomps another dinosaur.]]
/ T. Rex: Arrr / [[T. Rex bites a mammoth.]]
/ T. Rex: Arr / [[T. Rex gnaws on a pterodactyl.]]
/ T. Rex: Arrrr / [[T. Rex eats another dinosaur.]]
/ T. Rex: Arrrr / [[a beat]] / T. Rex: I'm lonely http://nedroid.com/2006/08/2155-arrrdino/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2006/09/2210-whee/">http://nedroid.com/2006/09/2210-whee/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Holiday Sugarcat's Halloween Rescue | [[A cat looks out the window]]
/ Sugarcat: < http://nedroid.com/2006/10/0905-halloweensugarcat/ |
| The Wonders of the Future | Guy: I'm bored / Guy: I think I'll look into the time tube and see what wonders the future holds! / [[Guy looks into the tube.]]
/ Guy: Here we go! / [[In the future, Guy looks sad.]]
/ Future Guy: How disappoint... / Guy: Hmmm / Guy: How disappointing http://nedroid.com/2006/10/1443-timetube/ |
| Sugarcat's Game | Sugarcat: Next question: when did Lincoln suspend the writ of habeas corpus? / Man: Uh... Uh... 1861? / Sugarcat: Wrong! It's 1981. Sorry!
/ < http://nedroid.com/2006/10/1954-sugarcatgame/ |
| Sugarcat's Game | Sugarcat: Next question: when did Lincoln suspend the writ of habeas corpus? / Man: Uh... Uh... 1861? / Sugarcat: Wrong! It's 1981. Sorry!
/ < http://nedroid.com/2006/10/1954-sugarcatgame/ |
| It Went Well in Rehearsal | Reginald: Beartato, watch. I have a trick / [[Reginald stands in frame.]] / [[Reginald's head gets bigger.]] / [[Reginald's head continues to swell.]] / [[Reginald puts his hands to his now giant-sized face.]] / [[Reginald's head starts to tip him over.]] / [[Reginald falls over, his enormous head... http://nedroid.com/2006/10/2141-beartato-trick/ |
| Trusting Nature | [[two stick figures, figure 1 holds an axe]]
/ figure 2: oh no / [[figure 1 gives the axe to figure 2]]
/ figure 2: oh thanks / [[figure 1 holds a knife]]
/ figure 2: uh oh / [[figure 1 gives the knife to figure 2]]
/ figure 2: oh! / [[figure 1 kick figure 2 in the balls]] http://nedroid.com/2006/10/2245-trustingnature/ |
| Hams | Guy: Hey! You forgot your ham!
/ Don't get on that plane! / Girl: Oh? That's not MY ham. I have mine.
/ Guy: Oh. / Guy: Oh / Guy: Heyyy... our hams match. / Girl: How about that! / [[The girl and guy exchange a meaningful look as a smile spreads across each of their faces.]] / [[A close-up of the... http://nedroid.com/2006/11/2248-hams/ |
| The Badly Thought Out Plan | Man: Here is your final test. Take this gun.. / Man: . . . and shoot one of these two people.
/ Robot: gasp! / Your beloved girlfriend Shiela . . .
/ Shiela: hey / Man: or your beloved dog, Salty.
/ Salty: don't shoot me dude. / Man: Only then will you have your freedom! HA HA HA! So choose! Who will... http://nedroid.com/2007/01/2315-badlythoughtout/ |
| It Is Not a Good Neighborhood. | [[Reginald at a boarded up house]]
/ I guess Beartato's not home... but it looks like he left me a note / [[Reginal reads]]
/ "Dear Reginald, I have gone to the water park. Also, I am definitely real." / "P.S. Hurt everyone" http://nedroid.com/2007/04/0921-reginald-revelation/ |
| ...My Drummer! | [[Reginald stands, Beartato in the background.]]
/ Reginald: Okay... /I/ see Beartato, but I might be crazy. / [[Reginald faces Tiffany.]]
/ Reginald: Tiffany, do YOU see Beartato? / [[Tiffany replies.]]
/ Tiffany: Of course I do. He's funny-looking. / [[Reginald dances.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/04/1258-reginald-tiffany/ |
| ...My Drummer! | [[Reginald stands, Beartato in the background.]]
/ Reginald: Okay... /I/ see Beartato, but I might be crazy. / [[Reginald faces Tiffany.]]
/ Reginald: Tiffany, do YOU see Beartato? / [[Tiffany replies.]]
/ Tiffany: Of course I do. He's funny-looking. / [[Reginald dances.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/04/1258-reginald-tiffany/ |
| Just Because You CAN Doesn't Mean You SHOULD | [[Reginald and Beartato are outside, talking.]]
/ Reginald: So, Beartato... you're real, right?
/ Beartato: I-- / Reginald: What am I talking about? Of course you are. Or else how could I do this? / [[Reginald performs a handstand on Beartato's head.]]
/ Reginald: ta daaa / {{Just Because You CAN Doesn't... http://nedroid.com/2007/04/1836-reginald-proof/ |
| Reginald 2: The Search for Beartato | Reginald: Hey! There's Beartato! / Reginald: Beartato! Nuts! He can't hear me! / Reginald: Beartato, no! Don't turn into a giant pteradactyl! Stay in THIS dimension! / Beartato: Did you say my name?
/ Reginald: Oh! / Reginald: Hey, guess what? I saw someone who looks like you! http://nedroid.com/2007/04/1948-reginald-theresbeartato/ |
| He Should Really Move. | Reginald: I know! I'll just go find Beartato. HE'LL know if he exists. / Reginald: There's his house now. / [[Reginald approaches a boarded up, abandoned building]]
/ Reginald: Beartato? You home? http://nedroid.com/2007/04/1959-reginald-abandoned/ |
| This Day Always Sneaks Up on Us | [[Reginald comes running in]]
/ Reginald: HOOP AND STICK DAY! HOOP AND STICK DAY! / [[Reginald runs up to Beartato, who is pondering]]
/ Reginald: BEARTATO! IT IS HOOP AND STICK DAY!
/ Beartato: I forgot my hoop! / [[Reginald ponders]]
/ Reginald: I FORGOT MY STICK!! / [[Harrison arrives]]
/ Harrison:... http://nedroid.com/2007/04/2230-hoopandstick/ |
| Dinosayr Watlock | Dinosayr Watlock: Allo Dinosaur Warlock!
/ Dinosaur Warlock: That voice! / Dinosayr Watlock: Is me, DINOSAYR WATLOCK! Cousin from Old Country! / Both: ARRRRRR / {{I arrive on boat!}} http://nedroid.com/2007/05/0902-dinosayrwatlock/ |
| I Think I?m Feeling a Little Sick Myself | Doctor: Well, Reginald, my tests show that you have Lyme Disease. You are also under several curses, and your house is built on an old werewolf burial ground.
/ Reginald: Huh. / Doctor: Fortunately, this medicine will cure everything. It's magic! / [[Doctor squirts medicine into Reginald's mouth]]
/ Doctor:... http://nedroid.com/2007/05/1132-reginald-diagnosis/ |
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