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| Once I Fell Asleep and When I Woke Up, I Had Eaten an Entire Birthday Cake | [[Harrison is holding onto his kite's string, which is stuck in a tree]]
/ Harrison: aw man / [[Harrison walks up to Reginald, who is building with blocks]]
/ Harrison: Hey Reginald, I need a hand. You can fly, right?
/ Reginald: Ha! / [[Reginald jiggles his tummy]]
/ Reginald: Are you kidding? Look at this! / Reginald: "Fly"... Pffft! / Reginald: I'm so out of shape I can barely finish a - / [[Reginald leans against a tree]]
/ Reginald: ... give me a second here. / [[Reginald falls asleep]]
/ Reginald: Z http://nedroid.com/2007/02/beartato-58/ |
| Well Do You Want to Star in a Comic | Beartato: do you want to go to the park
/ Reginald: we are at the park already / Beartato: well do you want to get ice cream
/ Reginald: beartato we just had ice cream / Beartato: please take me to a doctor
/ Reginald: Beartato you spent eight years in medical school http://nedroid.com/2007/02/beartato-59/ |
| It's One of Those Days Where Everyone's Got PROBLEMS | [[Harrison, Beartato and Reginald are laying on the grass]]
/ Harrison: Man, I'm TIRED. / Beartato: I'm HUNGRY. / [[Pause]]
/ Reginald: I'm ugly. http://nedroid.com/2007/02/beartato-60/ |
| It's One of Those Days Where Everyone's Got PROBLEMS | [[Harrison, Beartato and Reginald are laying on the grass]]
/ Harrison: Man, I'm TIRED. / Beartato: I'm HUNGRY. / [[Pause]]
/ Reginald: I'm ugly. http://nedroid.com/2007/02/beartato-60/ |
| Find a Catalogue. Buy Ten Pair of These, Thank Me Later | Buttonpants: Hey Beartato... what's wrong?
/ Beartato: Hey Buttonpants. I'm just kind of down today. / Buttonpants: I know JUST the thing / [[Beartato is now wearing Buttonpants's buttonpants]]
/ Beartato: Wow, that really does help http://nedroid.com/2007/02/beartato-61/ |
| It Was Either This, or Cancer Research | [[Reginald is putting together a puzzle. Sounds come from behind him]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/02/beartato-62/ |
| I Expected It Sooner or Later! My Lifestyle Demands it! | [[Reginald is laying on the ground]]
/ Reginald: Boy! Mars!
/ Reginald: What a twist! / [[Reginald is standing talking to Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato! What's your favorite thing about living on Mars?
/ Beartato: What?
/ Beartato: We don't live on Mars. / Reginald: Oh!
/ Reginald: I thought... I thought we did live on Mars.
/ Beartato: Nope. / [[Reginald is thinking]]
/ Reginald: Hmm. / [[Reginald shrugs]]
/ Reginald: GUESS I'VE GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS! http://nedroid.com/2007/03/beartato-63/ |
| I Expected It Sooner or Later! My Lifestyle Demands it! | [[Reginald is laying on the ground]]
/ Reginald: Boy! Mars!
/ Reginald: What a twist! / [[Reginald is standing talking to Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato! What's your favorite thing about living on Mars?
/ Beartato: What?
/ Beartato: We don't live on Mars. / Reginald: Oh!
/ Reginald: I thought... I thought we did live on Mars.
/ Beartato: Nope. / [[Reginald is thinking]]
/ Reginald: Hmm. / [[Reginald shrugs]]
/ Reginald: GUESS I'VE GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS! http://nedroid.com/2007/03/beartato-63/ |
| Dr. Cake, Paging Dr. Cake. A Talking Bird Needs You in Room 8. | Reginald: So you see, Dr. Cake, I've been having some problems.
/ Dr. Cake: Go on. / Reginald: Well, like yesterday, I thought we all lived on Mars. And a while back I was convinced that Beartato had died, but obviously he didn't.
/ I thougth that there was some kind of a BAD Beartato. And I saw a Yeti kick a girl. And some nights I just wake up screaming. / Dr. Cake: What exactly is this "Beartato" you keep mentioning? / Reginald: Oh, Beartato's my lifelong best friend. Here, I have a photo of us together at his last birthday. / [[Photograph depicts Reginald alone, with his arm around empty space. A banner in the background reads "Happy Birthday Reginald."]] http://nedroid.com/2007/03/beartato-64/ |
| Huh. | Reginald: Oh, Beartato... I'm worried. / Reginald: What if I am crazy? What should I do? / Beartato (in photograph): YOU SHOULD HURT EVERYONE. http://nedroid.com/2007/04/beartato-65/ |
| Number One Hit Single. Top Music Video Ever, in All History | Rapper: phhhpbttt / Beartato: AWWWW YEAH / Rapper: phb-bt-bt-phb-bt-bt
/ Beartato: Money and girls, money and girls / AW YEAH http://nedroid.com/2007/06/beartato-66/ |
| I Remember When You Were THIS Tall | Reginald: My how you've grown / Reginald: Let me rub my face on you for luck / Reginald: Nurrr / Reginald: Hey! A dollar! http://nedroid.com/2007/06/beartato-67/ |
| Tales of Danger! | [[Reginald is cooking in the kitchen and doing dangerous things]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/07/beartato-68/ |
| Pig with Human Soul | PIG WITH HUMAN SOUL / Janine: Hey
/ There's a pig outside my house
/ greaaat / Pig: Janine, it's me, Paul. I did not die in that train wreck. My soul is trapped in a pig.
/ I wish you could hear me / Janine: Here's a bowl of slop. Please eat it and leave. / Paul: Janine I still love you / Janine: If Paul were still here, he'd know how to kill that pig http://nedroid.com/2007/11/beartato-69/ |
| Pig with Human Face | PIG WITH HUMAN FACE!!! / Andy: May! Come look. This man has a pig's body. It's awesome.
/ May: Wow! / Farmer: Actually, it's a PIG with the face of a MAN. / Both: Eww http://nedroid.com/2007/11/beartato-70/ |
| Height: 5?5″. Weight: 130. Eyes: Giant, Black, and Empty | [[ Beartato feeds a squirrel as Reginald approaches him from behind ]] / Reginald: BEARTATO!! / Reginald: I'm yelling because today is a BIG DAY! / Reginald: I got my driver's license renewed! / [[He rubs the license on Beartato's head]]
/ Reginald: yayyyyy / Reginald: MAN I wish we had a car! http://nedroid.com/2007/12/beartato-71/ |
| Symptoms Include Headache, Nausea, and Immediate Death | [[The Beartato Virus]] / [[Beartato and Reginald sit together on a ledge.]]
/ Beartato: Wow. I can't believe everyone is dead. / < http://nedroid.com/2007/12/beartato-72/ |
| Classy | [[Reginald rushes over, holding a paper.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, look! / [[Reginald hands the page to Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: I drew a comic strip! / [[The comic titled "Yo Reggie!" features an immensely muscular Reginald and a goofy Beartato, the drawn characters saying:
/ Reginald: Beartato, look! I drew a comic strip!
/ Beartato: Wowww! / Beartato: This is awesome! I want to buy it for five dollars. / [[The drawn Beartato hands a bill to buff Reginald.]]
/ Beartato: Actually make it ten.
/ Reginald: Thanks!]] / [[Reginald stands expectantly as Beartato reads the comic.]] / Reginald: Get it? http://nedroid.com/2007/12/beartato-73/ |
| What Are You Feeding Him | [[Beartato and Reginald stand with each other, Reginald holding a large rabbit with even larger ears.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, I'm worried about Baxter. / [[Baxter slips from Reginald's arms.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/12/beartato-74/ |
| Secret King | Reginald: Scoot, Beartato. I want to play.
/ Beartato: No. It's my turn. / Reginald: Beartato... < http://nedroid.com/2007/12/beartato-75/ |
| Savant | [[A weird-looking sculpture of Beartato]] / Beartato: Wow. / Beartato: How long did you say this took you?
/ Reginald: Like, ten minutes! http://nedroid.com/2007/12/beartato-76/ |
| Tradition! | Reginald: Beartato! It's time!
/ Bearato: Oh boy! / Reginald: And so we say farewell to another year gone. / Reginald: Ready?
/ Beartato: Yeah yeah! / [[Reginald shoots the previous year's calendar]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2007/12/beartato-77/ |
| What does "Bake" mean | Announcer: Welcome to BAKE-OFF. Contestant cook to win a prize. No, really! / Beartato: Oh boy! BAKE OFF / Announcer: Well, let's see how they did / Announcer: Oh. You made hamburger helper / Harrison: it's all I know / Announcer: You're supposed to cook it
/ Harrison: ohhhh / Announcer: What did you make? / Reginald: Try it first and then I'll tell you. / Announcer: o... okay / Reginald: It started as dog food and went downhill from there. / Announcer: My mouth is numb
/ Reginald: Yeah, it'll do that. / Announcer: Wh... what did you make? / Beartato: Basically I put gum on a cupcake. / < http://nedroid.com/2008/01/beartato-78/ |
| For Love of the Dare | [[Reginald and Beartato are in front of an ice cream stand]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, buy me an ice cream.
/ Beartato: Buy your own ice cream. / [[Reginald points at Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, I dare you to buy me an ice cream. / [[Reginald and Beartato are eating ice cream cones]]
/ Reginald: I knew you wouldn't chicken out, buddy. http://nedroid.com/2008/01/beartato-79/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Narrator: Beartato. Where does bacon come from?
/ Beartato: you got me / Narrator: Well could you find out for me
/ Beartato: I guess / [[Beartato, wearing glasses, reads a book about bacon.]]
/ Beartato: interesting / [[Beartato stands next to a man in a space suit, who is digging bacon out of a meteor.]]
/ Beartato: It turns out bacon comes from inside a meteor that crashed on Earth 300 years ago. / Narrator: I guess that's why the taste is out of this world, huh? / [[Beartato is walking out of frame.]]
/ Narrator: Beartato did you hear what I said
/ Beartato: I think I left the oven on http://nedroid.com/2008/01/beartato-80/ |
| You Ask, I Deliver | Reginald: Okay, Beartato. We both want the last piece of bacon. There's only one way to settle this.
/ Beartato: Agreed. / Both: KARATE FIGHT! / Reginald: Karate Submission Hold!
/ Reginald: Noogie noogie! / Beartato: Karate Laser Eyes Activate!
/ Reginald: guf! / Reginald: Karate Giant Robot!
/ Beartato: Eep! / Narrator: In the end, the bacon was destroyed in the brouhaha.
/ Reginald: I have learned a lesson.
/ Beartato: Let's never fight again.
/ Narrator: And they never did. http://nedroid.com/2008/02/beartato-81/ |
| An extra day of Funbruary! | Reginald: It's leap day! / Reginald: LEEEEEEEAP DAY! / Reginald: Beartato, it's Leap Day!
/ Beartato: I know! / Reginald and Beartato: Leap Day! / [[They leap into each other]] / Reginald: We should celebrate. http://nedroid.com/2008/02/beartato-82/ |
| And Behond, It Was Wonderful and Good | [[Reginald finds a wand in a bush.]] / [[He holds it up and it begins to sparkle.]] / [[A beard spurts out of his chin.]] / [[Reginald dashes away, clearly overjoyed.]] / [[Reginald finds Beartato and appears to explain what happened.]] / [[The two run along, suited handsomely with beards.]] http://nedroid.com/2008/03/beartato-83/ |
| I Also Bought a Dog Collar. Well, a Dog Harness Actually? but Close Enough, Right? | [[Reginald enters, with eyes looking far larger than normal.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, look! I painted black paint around my eyes! / Reginald: I'm GOFF! / Beartato: Come on, Reginald. Why label yourself? Why base your identity on your appearance? I thought you were above that. / Reginald: Well, I'm NOT! http://nedroid.com/2008/04/beartato-84/ |
| I Also Bought a Dog Collar. Well, a Dog Harness Actually? but Close Enough, Right? | [[Reginald enters, with eyes looking far larger than normal.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, look! I painted black paint around my eyes! / Reginald: I'm GOFF! / Beartato: Come on, Reginald. Why label yourself? Why base your identity on your appearance? I thought you were above that. / Reginald: Well, I'm NOT! http://nedroid.com/2008/04/beartato-84/ |
| Basically I Copied ?The Birth of Venus? and just Changed the Characters, Setting, and Composition | Reginald: Look, Beartato. I've immortalized us in oils.
/ Beartato: Neat / Reginald: I even sealed it so it will last longer. / Reginald: This painting will be around when we, and everyone we know, are long dead. / Beartato: Neat http://nedroid.com/2008/04/beartato-85/ |
| Weird Thing Is, I Don?t Remember Getting These | [[Beartato runs towards Reginald with a giant 'B' tattoo on his body]]
/ Beartato: Reginald, look! I got a "B" so we're alike! / Reginald: Wow, Beartato! That's a nice "B"! But huge letters aren't cool anymore.
/ Beartato: They're not? / Reginald: No, the cool thing now is black-light tattoos of snakes and knives. / [[Reginald turns on a blacklight, revealing his full-body blacklight tattoo of snakes and knifes.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/06/beartato-86/ |
| Weird Thing Is, I Don?t Remember Getting These | [[Beartato runs towards Reginald with a giant 'B' tattoo on his body]]
/ Beartato: Reginald, look! I got a "B" so we're alike! / Reginald: Wow, Beartato! That's a nice "B"! But huge letters aren't cool anymore.
/ Beartato: They're not? / Reginald: No, the cool thing now is black-light tattoos of snakes and knives. / [[Reginald turns on a blacklight, revealing his full-body blacklight tattoo of snakes and knifes.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/06/beartato-86/ |
| I had a weird dream. Wait... Why is my Hair so Lustrous??? AHHHH | Reginald: You know, Beartato... it's weird. / Reginald: In my younger days, I always hated those people who would brush your hair while you slept and whisper to you in Chinese. / Reginald: And now I'm one of them. / Reginald: Life's funny, Beartato. [[whispers in Chinese]] http://nedroid.com/2008/06/beartato-87/ |
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