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Triangle and Robert #1603	I am taking my time. / That's fine I'll stop bothering you now. / You rapidly change from scene to scene due to indecision as to the current direction of the comic? / Probably. / [[Prozac]] http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1603
Triangle and Robert #1604	So again it comes to this. / What are you talking about? / Tell a story, or go on an adventure, or something. Just stay away from the rest of the strip. / How about the time I saved International Marmalade Day from well-meaning but radioactive Communists? / That never happened. So... okay, go ahead. / The... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1604
Triangle and Robert #1605	Well, hello there, miss... President, I believe? / How did you know? / Note: none of this happened. / I have my ways. What brings you this far out of your way? / There's a bomb in me that will explode if I go above sea level! / And that's when I made a witty rejoinder and won her heart. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1605
Triangle and Robert #1606	I vow to assemble a team of the world's greatest doctors to remove the bomb and save your life! / Oh, thank you! / Note: This still didn't happen. / But first, I've got to visit those poor orphans in the hospital. / Oh no! What happened? / The hospital... has been STOLEN! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1606
Triangle and Robert #1607	Later, on the Dutch space station: / ... Just ignore this strip. / I know you took the hospital. Lead me to it or you've danced your last dance. / You win this round. / [Fish does not actually talk.] / It was a trap! This isn't the hospital... it's Leonard Maltin! / Oh, come on. You're not even trying... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1607

Triangle and Robert #1608	Er... / Line? / I think you've wasted enough time already. / Meanwhile, still dead: / That was an awful lot of information, Triangle. / Yeah... odd we still can't find the Sixth Race though. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1608
Triangle and Robert #1609	We talked to departed Sentries of the First through Fifth Races and learned a lot from them. / Recappy! / Yeah. Too bad you won't remember most of it when you come back to life. / But we can say things and read them in the comic after! / Good idea. / Sure. Do that in this panel. / One: Puddans. Not much... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1609
Triangle and Robert #1610	You awake? / Huh? What are you doing here? / You haven't read the previous strip? / No.... / Go do that. / Moments later, after Cube has updated himself on the situation: / Okay, I read it. Very interesting. Let's talk about it in the morning. I'm going back to sleep now. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1610
Triangle and Robert #1611	I had this dream last night... / No, I woke you up and told you to read the strip. / So that happened? Triangle and Robert tracked down the archaeological gaps? And I went back to sleep instead of going on a research frenzy? / Well, not the Sixth Race gap. / But still! How did I even fall asleep again? / So,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1611
Triangle and Robert #1612	Cube? / I think we're all in agreement that the RDCLBA's previous reasons for being ended up counter-productive. / What are you doing now, just sitting around collecting salaries and filing things? / Some of these things really need filing. / I want to do this peacefully. The world needs the data you've... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1612

Triangle and Robert #1613	I'm thinking you COULD just turn around and blatantly contradict the agency charter, actually. I don't think the government even remembers you exist. / Well, you'd have a LEADER, to start with. It's been years since the Pentagon died and there still hasn't been a replacement. That says to me whoever's... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1613
Triangle and Robert #1614	That went well. They're putting their entire database of censored archaeology online, and with all that downtime spent filing things it's really well organized. / I thought you were going to find out about the fall of the Puddans and rise of the Second Race, not give the RDCLBA a pep talk. / I was hoping... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1614
Triangle and Robert #1615	Giant flying Pudding-Watcher, you are cleared to land. / Out of curiosity, how does re-entry work? / Over the countless ages since I last plied space, I have sort of forgotten about that bit. / Do you just end up on fire and try to aim for an ocean to extinguish yourself, or... / The scenario you describe... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1615
Triangle and Robert #1616	Do I smell burning pudding? / I'm not smelling anything. / Never mind, then. Pass me another salt. / Are you sure? / What good is a secure kitchen facility if one does not experiment insanely? / There's already too much salt to even taste the noodles. / We already put in the noodles? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1616
Triangle and Robert #1617	Keep them coming. / That was the seventh shaker of salt. I'm not passing you any more / until you tell me what the point of this experiment is. / MSG was always my most versatile and powerful seasoning. I wish to regain that level of power without it. / More salt isn't the answer. / The salt is the first... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1617

Triangle and Robert #1618	Mr. Disease, I do not deny that you are one of us. I believe in the existence of your metamorphic food group. / What is the problem? / The problem is that you want to collapse noodles into a Bose-Einstein condensate. / And? / You're not seeing the issue here? / It's people! Tater Fizz is people! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1618
Triangle and Robert #1619	I was kidding! Can't I kid? / About cannibalism? / Sure. / There are good and bad times for Soylent Green references. Have you discovered anything actual concerning Tater Fizz? / Yes, but it's sort of a between-strips thing. / The factory's funded by the comic protestors, who are vastly better organized... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1619
Triangle and Robert #1620	I see flaws in that plan. / If it's the plan I think you're talking about, yes. / So we know what the big deal about Tater Fizz is, and it won't matter in the slightest! / But now they know we know. / I guess if we have to kill them, we have to kill them.... / No. / No. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1620
Triangle and Robert #1621	Killing those who learn your secrets is rarely acceptable. To pre-emptively slay others after learning their secrets, I cannot condone. / Would you believe I was kidding again? / Not really. / It's not safe to be renting this kitchen. The security system could be turned against us at any moment. / That'll... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1621
Triangle and Robert #1622	Are those salt-encrusted noodles collapsed into a near singularity? / Why yes, they are. / That... is so... awesome! / If this experiment succeeds, I'll be able to make a chow mein with almost unlimited storage capacity. / I want to see that! / You've both gone mad. / How so? If we do not advance the state... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1622

Triangle and Robert #1623	As the Grain Sentry, I'm quite sure I'm more qualified with respect to noodles than you two. / I am well-trained in seven forms of pasta. Perhaps this issue will be best decided competitively. / I'll referee! / Challenge accepted. / Durham, semolina, and rice flour! Best two of three! Eggs permitted!... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1623
Triangle and Robert #1624	This isn't really going well. Next to First Race artifacts, Fourth Race stuff is positively common! There've been four or five entire civilizations' worth of archaeology already done on the Puddan sites. / I'm starting to think this is hopeless and I might as well try to find a Fourth Race anthropology... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1624
Triangle and Robert #1625	No written language? What kind of stupid civilization has no written language? I hate the Puddans now. / Try the Second Race. / Can you stop watching me? / You're upset. I'll go. / One minute remaining! Arrange noodles to be presented! / I'm telling you, making me do durham wheat with these constraints... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1625
Triangle and Robert #1626	Tasting over! Winner is the Grain Sentry! Metamorphic Sentry, transfer control of your noodle condensate! / I don't want it. Just throw it out. / The dish is now yours to dispose of. Note relevant environmental regulations. / You set me up! / I would prefer that my experiment be continued rather than... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1626
Triangle and Robert #1627	I really think you're just missing the point of cooking. It's not supposed to be about ...whatever it is your thing is about. / We are entering a new age of some sort. I no longer know when traditions apply and when they do not. / I don't like ancient culinary tradition myself. / That doesn't mean I... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1627

Triangle and Robert #1628	Where are the Sentries of Vegetable and Dairy? / Don't change the subject. / We are sentries of food. Anything you make that isn't food, you make on your own time. / How do you know that this experiment is not food? / Food is solid or liquid, to begin with, and can be handled with only minor safety precautions. / I... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1628
Triangle and Robert #1629	Seriously though, where are the other two Sentries? Weren't they supposed to be here? / I shall allow your attempt to change the subject to succeed, this time. / I'm really wondering where they are. / Run! / What? / The security system's been triggered! We need to get outside! / The security system IS... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1629
Triangle and Robert #1630	I was afraid the Tater Fizz people would use the security system against us, so I was fiddling with it! Come on! / At least we have few dull moments. / I could use a dull moment now and then. / There you are! Why are you late? Answer while running away! / What? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1630
Triangle and Robert #1631	It's my fault we're late. I had a dream about the... Linda, what are those things? / Trying to kill us! Come on! / I think I dreamed about how I learned the recipe for the Fondue of Four... Seriously, what are those trying-to-kill-us things? / I found out why the bottling plant is so well defended!... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1631
Triangle and Robert #1632	Not why they're trying to kill us, what it actually is that's trying to kill us. / What does it look like? / You're answering my questions with question. I've never seen anything like it before. Are we going to die now? / Just keep running! / No. It has a weakness. I'm attacking. Support me with crumbled... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1632

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