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| Triangle and Robert #1411 | I've thought of a solution to Orpuddex's problem.
/ I just recovered consciousness to find that we're on the moon. Don't change the subject. / I was brought here by the non-evil Starham. You crash-landed here after the ship depressurized.
/ Depressurized? I remember seeing ham. / The evil Starham must... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1411 |
| Triangle and Robert #1412 | The evil Starham threw me out of the ship and is piloting it?
/ You were sucked out when the ship depressurized. I don't think the ham even noticed you. / How does a ham notice? Or pilot? Robert, is sentient ham going to be the Eighth Race? / No.
/ I wasn't asking you.
/ The good and evil hams should... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1412 |
| Triangle and Robert #1413 | The Meat Sentry launched a third ham, with a lead-based honey glaze to protect it from the cosmic rays. When it gets close enough to the evil Starham, a chain reaction should destroy your ship. / We could have just launched a ham itself instead of taking it up in a ship? There are lead-based honey glazes?... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1413 |
| Triangle and Robert #1414 | If I were to ask a question concerning our continued lunar survival, would the rules of comic narrative come crashing in on us? / The good Starham's generating an atmosphere.
/ Odd, it doesn't smell like ham. / You don't have a nose. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1414 |
| Triangle and Robert #1415 | Did you just hear a thump?
/ Sort of.
/ I'll go look. / It's the evil Starham, and I think it's stunned! Bring the good one over here quickly! / How can a ham be stunned?
/ I don't know, meat's not my specialty. I think that we can combine the two hams to form a portal, though. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1415 |
| Triangle and Robert #1416 | I thought you said crossing the hams was bad.
/ No. I never said anything even resembling that. / What are we going to do about the Dairy Sentry?
/ The what now?
/ The point was to get a Starham to transform the Dairy Sentry. / Wow. I'm surprised you remembered that.
/ So?
/ I'm saving the bones for so... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1416 |
| Triangle and Robert #1417 | Who dares come here? / Raise the universal gravitational constant of a pocket universe and the pudding will collapse more quickly.
/ What?
/ What? / It just sort of came to me. You can test Triangle's collapse hypothesis faster than real-time.
/ Very well. I shall perform the experiment. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1417 |
| Triangle and Robert #1418 | Robert, how... wha... what...
/ I figured the plot needed my help. / But you hate the plot.
/ All the more reason to get it over with. / Chosen One, you have my deepest thanks and apologies. My stirring was indeed meant to create life and chaos, not to destroy. Leave me now. I must release the tortured... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1418 |
| Triangle and Robert #1419: The Beforings | Beyond: / The Chosen One has corrected the error of the Watcher.
/ So the plan proceeds. / Yes. Phase Four has come to pass.
/ Puddagogy. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1419 |
| Triangle and Robert #1420 | Robert... I'm jealous.
/ You were the one who realized what no one else did about Orpuddex. / I believed Orpuddex's interpretation of his past as much as anyone else did. I wasn't really expecting the experiment to vindicate your theory. / That's just it. What took me years to start, you finished in... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1420 |
| Triangle and Robert #1421 | Yip yip? Yip yip?
/ Calm down! / I'm trying to stretch these two bones into as much soup as possible without destroying their magic. If I just gave you the bones there wouldn't be any left for the next crisis.
/ Yip yip! / Robert, can you take the Dairy Sentry out for a walk or something?
/ Come here,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1421 |
| Triangle and Robert #1422 | Arf! Arf! Arf!
/ What is it? / Down, boy! Wait, do I know you?
/ Ruff!
/ Down! Down! / Is that the Dairy Sentry?
/ Yes.
/ I was hoping to meet with the Sentries. Are they all...
/ No, just the one.
/ Grrrr... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1422 |
| Triangle and Robert #1423 | Hold!
/ Would you believe I come in peace? / I would, but I doubt that the other Sentries would be interested in discussing anything with you. / The others are here? Would you pass along a message for me?
/ I doubt it would do very much good, but I am willing. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1423 |
| Triangle and Robert #1424 | Can I... listen, I would like to... is this a bad time?
/ Yes! / You get back here and pick up these crumbs!
/ They're not my crumbs! / It was your idea to bread the thing live!
/ Please be quiet, I'm still vibrating. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1424 |
| Triangle and Robert #1425 | If you'd breaded it properly the crumbs would be in the crumb tray! / You said it was stunned, It wasn't stunned.
/ You gave it time to recover! / What exactly were you trying to do in my kitchen?
/ Ms. Concarne here wanted to bread an eel.
/ Not electric, I hope.
/ No, it was acoustic. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1425 |
| Triangle and Robert #1426 | F#
/ What? / The eel attacked me before it went under the sink. I apparently make an excellent tuning fork. / It's under the sink?
/ It's not my fault!
/ My sink?
/ No-kill sashimi was not my idea.
/ Get out, all of you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1426 |
| Triangle and Robert #1427 | You, as well. Out.
/ As soon as I can move. / Then tell me. Why an eel? Why breading? Why in my kitchen, of all places?
/ This restaurant's closer to the aquarium than our own cooking sites. / But... a live eel?
/ Ms. Concarne had a theory about using live seafood as a spell component to save costs. Why... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1427 |
| Triangle and Robert #1428 | I can move now. I'm sorry about all this.
/ Yes, you probably are. / Can I help you get rid of the eel and clean up?
/ No. I told you to get out. / And wipe your lower vertex so you don't leave a trail of breadcrumbs through the dining area! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1428 |
| Triangle and Robert #1429 | I still don't understand why they had to use my kitchen for their experiment. Perhaps this sort of thing is why the Sentries of separate foods groups traditionally lived in different lands. / Oh, well. Right now I have an eel to contend with. Where's the big fork? / This scene sort of trails off from... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1429 |
| Triangle and Robert #1430 | It works! It actually works! And... it's not being drawn.
/ I'll draw it later, when I have a better idea of what it looks like. / I should get Triangle and Robert over here and do a demonstration, I suppose.
/ Yeah, They should hear what it has to say. / Next saga: The Coming of Recapulon
/ Saga?
/ Well...... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1430 |
| Triangle and Robert #1431 | Hey there, neighbor! Out walking the Sentry?
/ Hi, Cube. Yeah, one last walk before we change him back. / I discovered something on my last expedition. I think it might be important to the strip.
/ We have enough plot already. / It might be able to help with some of the loose ends, actually. How about... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1431 |
| Triangle and Robert #1432 | Hold still, I'm still making some very precise broth measurements.
/ I thought the soup would be done by now.
/ Hardly. / Last time, I wasted the Starham's power on a single pot. This time I'm not boiling a thing until I'm confident I can get the maximum possible number of servings. / That sounds reasonable.
/ So... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1432 |
| Triangle and Robert #1433 | Cube wants us to come over and look at some sort of plot-related artifact.
/ When I'm done with the soup. / How many people do we know?
/ What?
/ There's no reason for any one person to have more than 99 healing items. / You know I don't believe in that stuff. Leave me to my soup. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1433 |
| Triangle and Robert #1434 | This has been going on too long. Just make the soup already.
/ Not until I can be sure there'll be enough. / Enough for what?
/ Enough that I won't feel guilty if we run out anyway. / How could we go through five thousand servings of magic radioactive soup?
/ It doesn't matter. We might.
/ I'm supposed... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1434 |
| Triangle and Robert #1435 | Triangle, there aren't any battles left to fight. We don't need to stockpile healing potions.
/ It's never wrong to stockpile healing potions. / Listen to yourself. You once said you weren't a warrior.
/ I'm not a warrior! I just want to... I just... / Robert, watch the hams. I need to go for a walk.
/ I've... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1435 |
| Triangle and Robert #1436 | I don't know if this will work.
/ Could you explain for the readers...
/ You do it. / Triangle wanders the streets of the city, hoping to again stumble upon the strange supernatural road on which he first encountered the will of the Beforings.
/ Close enough. / You know that even if you find the place... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1436 |
| Triangle and Robert #1437 | ...and then I get confused and double back here, and... / there.
/ TRIANGLE?
/ I have some questions.
/ I SHALL SAY WHAT I CAN.
/ Yeah, actually, can I talk to your supervisor? / SUPERVISOR?
/ You're tier one supernatural support, right?
/ I CAN"T JUST ESCALATE YOU ON YOUR SAY-SO. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1437 |
| Triangle and Robert #1438 | What do I have to do for you to escalate me to your supervisor?
/ YOU MUST PASS THROUGH THE CHECKLIST.
/ Okay, let's start.
/ HAVE YOU RECENTLY INSTALLED A NEW BELIEF SYSTEM? / System? No.
/ HAVE YOU BEEN INGESTING ANY PSYCHOACTIVE SUBSTANCES?
/ Just soy and fluoride.
/ An indeterminate amount of time passed... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1438 |
| Triangle and Robert #1439 | Triangle! You're back already?
/ Apparently my personal crisis won't be resolved until we talk to Cube and trigger a plot event. / And yet you don't believe in the ninety-nine potion rule.
/ I... I know that quips like that are something you very much enjoy, but... not now. I'd rather not hear them at... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1439 |
| Triangle and Robert #1440 | Hi there! You'll really like this thing I dug up. Works great. What's wrong with Triangle? / I think he's having an identity crisis. He wants to fight without being a fighter. Or maybe he's hung over.
/ Hung over what? / Don't banter. It bothers him.
/ Right then. Now, about this demonstration. I was... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1440 |
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