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Triangle and Robert #1321	You're right. It'll take too many panels for the MSG entity to communicate. I have a plan. / More panels to speak in. Good. I tried to hold back growth, avoid hurting Seventh Race. Unable to continue. Polygon extinction imminent if I am not stopped. Save yourselves. Destroy or exile me if feasible,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1321
Triangle and Robert #1322	How much time do we have? / No matter how much time we had, how could we stop anything that powerful... / and that incomprehensible? / Maybe we don't have to stop it. / Ohhhhh. I'm hearing you. / You are? I'm just babbling randomly to avoid sinking into despair or panic. / Ohhhhh. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1322
Triangle and Robert #1323	Later, at the Locust Garden... / Triangle! Robert! I thought you would be coming! The situation is indeed grave. / Just to get any potential comical misunderstandings out of the way, you mean the situation of the growing MSG entity, correct? / Yes. Of course. This planet will be rendered uninhabitable... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1323
Triangle and Robert #1324	Will calling the Sentries even help? They never seem to accomplish anything as a team. / Those times are past. / The rancor caused by my entry into their group has passed. We are all on equal terms. / That's not the only thing they've argued about. / ... / Okay. That's not what I'm really worried about.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1324
Triangle and Robert #1325	{{title:Triangle and Robert}} / will not be appearing in today's comic strip. / Vegetable! (and maybe fruit) / Grain! / Meat! / Dairy! / ...er... must I? / If I must, I shall. / {{small}} Metamorphic. / Are you satisfied? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1325

Triangle and Robert #1326	Metamorphic... so anything that once belonged to a traditional food group and changed? / Yes. I believe the connotations of the name are appropriate. / Well, they're not! / Food isn't rocks! / But rocks were pudding once. Some still are. / Maybe, but what about... OTHER rocks? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1326
Triangle and Robert #1327	You can't just randomly borrow terms from other disciplines to name food groups! / It's not random. / What's to keep people from magically declaring themselves Igneous and Sedimentary Sentries? / Actually, I am glad that you brought that up. / There is indeed such a thing as igneous food, and even an... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1327
Triangle and Robert #1328	Pudding hardened to form worlds. It is the magma of foods, or the food among magmas. It is igneous. / I believe that what the Grain Sentry, as the Food Pyramid, termed "Fats, Oils, and Sweets" could be adequately characterized as sedimentary: It is food which settles within the body and gradually hardens... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1328
Triangle and Robert #1329	So now you're saying that Orpuddex the Pudding-Watcher, our most ancient enemy, is actually a Sentry? / In a technical sense. / If it were just blasphemously absurd, that'd be one thing, but it also doesn't make any sense! / Calm down, both of you. We're not here about Orpuddex. / The neural-flavored... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1329
Triangle and Robert #1330	No. I am not making it up. The MSG entity's growth has already begun to have seismological effects. / So what do we do? / We must discern the process by which the entity grows and find a means of controlling it. The entity itself may be able to assist us in the first part. / Can we trust it? / Does it... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1330

Triangle and Robert #1331	This is why I didn't want you to get the Sentries involved. They just bicker for strips and strips and never resolve anything. / This has to be Mr. Disease's call, Robert. MSG is a mystery to us. We can only trust in his skills and wisdom. / You know, I never have totally gotten rid of the aftertaste... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1331
Triangle and Robert #1332	Chosen One! / What? I thought you were trapped in the Factory! / No. Why would you even think that? / Well, you hadn't been out of there in a while.... / So? / Never mind. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1332
Triangle and Robert #1333	I have thought on your words, Chosen One. I remain unconvinced. / So you came here because... / If all you have told me is true, then there must be some sort of test. / No, that doesn't necessarily follow. / Silence, mortal! / I'm not sure if I'm technically mortal. / Silence, Chosen One! / Okay. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1333
Triangle and Robert #1334	The only test I can think of would require at least a galaxy's worth of pudding, a fold in space-time to isolate it in, and billions of years. / I have the second one. / I shall see what I can do. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1334
Triangle and Robert #1335	That was foreboding. / Whatever bad idea the Pudding-Watcher has, I doubt he can actually carry it out. / Carry-out no, but... what if he has it delivered? / Excuse me? / I'm not sure. It sounded meaningful before I said it. / Moral: Don't say things. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1335

Triangle and Robert #1336	Gravy, by definition, must be at least partially liquid! What you're talking about isn't gravy! / What if you heated it in a vacuum to two thousand degrees Fahrenheit? / Why would anyone do that? / Both of you, calm down! We're not here to argue about anomalous brown substances! Focus on the MSG pr... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1336
Triangle and Robert #1337	On a lighter note, we have some potential clients. / We just got back from a consultancy gig. And just barely at that. / These are less fatal, except maybe the wind tunnel one. Let's say no to the wind tunnel one. / It must be pretty dangerous if you want to say no to it. / It's not the danger, it'd... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1337
Triangle and Robert #1338	Do you know how to wrestle audio equipment? / I don't think so, no. / That one's not really a wacky scheme anyway, more of a polygonitarian intervention thing. How about fishing? / For what? / Unspecified. / Any other information? / The address is in Arizona. / Oh great, now I'm intrigued. Darn it. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1338
Triangle and Robert #1339	Hello.... We've looked at your offer and we're interested, but we'd like a little more information before we accept. / Uh huh... / How many tentacles? / The dead were what? / So, did you try fire? / I see. / And the fishing part of it comes in... / Pool of what? / What is ichor, exactly? / Uh huh... / Right... / Bound... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1339
Triangle and Robert #1340	Are the undead wacky? / It varies. / Lovecraftian undead, then. / They could be wacky, but it's moot. They're not real. / Then how would you account for a tentacled monstrosity living in a pool of ichor and guarding a book bound in human skin by commanding the corpses of those it drowns? / Don Knotts... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1340

Triangle and Robert #1341	Listen, are you sure it's the corpses of the drowned? / Well, my partner... / Let me put him on. / I know you're up to something, you know you're up to something. Let's just cut to the chase. What's your scam? / Then I'll tell you. You discovered oil in the caves, but someone else had the mineral rights... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1341
Triangle and Robert #1342	So the guy hiring us is secretly behind the monster we're hired to investigate? / Yes. / And the reason we're taking the case is BECAUSE we know this? Yes. / So, you're going to use this as an opportunity to screw up in previously unimaginable ways. / He wants failure, we'll give him failure. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1342
Triangle and Robert #1343	Robert, the only reason I'm coming to Arizona with you is morbid curiosity. / I'm fine with that. / I'll start by sneaking around until I run into someone else, accuse him or her of sneaking around, and fixate on that person as a prime suspect even after evidence proves otherwise. With any luck it'll... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1343
Triangle and Robert #1344	Hi. We're the "detectives" you hired to "investigate" the "monster" and the "zombies" that have been causing all this "trouble". / You don't need the quotes. I know what you really mean. / "Sorry". http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1344
Triangle and Robert #1345	Am I going to be one of those characters who constantly stays off-panel to save the Cartoonist a few seconds of effort? / Apparently. / So I shouldn't have spent so much on this tie. / Honestly, it doesn't suit you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1345

Triangle and Robert #1346	Just so I know what not to accidently discover, the pool of ichor is really... / Raw beef drippings. / And the zombies... / No zombies. I spread that story myself. / Tentacle monster? / Rubber costume. / How do you control the limbs? / Don't ask. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1346
Triangle and Robert #1347	Gosh, Triangle, these caves sure are awful spooky! / Sure, whatever. / Get into the spirit! We can at least look like we're trying to solve the mystery! / I have no problem with that, it's just that these caves, frankly, aren't particularly spooky. / You're right. Let's bring in a fog machine. / Detectives... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1347
Triangle and Robert #1348	Two fog machines, a small flock of large bats, a large flock of small bats, some glowing moss, and a public domain sound effects CD later... / Hey! What about the stray wolf, the motorized suit of armor, the strobe lights, and the spooky painting with eyeholes? / We took all those back out. They didn't... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1348
Triangle and Robert #1349	Gee, Triangle, this cave sure is spooky, finally. / The chill is palpable. / Hey! Watch where you're going! / Sorry, I couldn't see. / Where's all this fog coming from, anyway? And who are you? / We're the detectives Mr. Bellwither hired to investigate the monster. Who are you? / I'm the gardener. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1349
Triangle and Robert #1350	That gardener sure was acting suspicious, Triangle! / I think you might mean "suspiciously". / Either way, he was prowling around awful late for a gardener. / Also this is a cave. / Why is that significant? / Do caves need gardening? / I'm sure some must. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1350

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