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| Triangle and Robert: Euclid's Postulate #5 | Collect them all! / Let the following be postulated: That, if a straight line falling on two straight lines make the interior angles on the same side less than two right angles, the two straight lines, if produced indefinitely, meet on that side on which are the angles less than the two right angles. / This... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?571 |
| Triangle and Robert #572 | Robert, get back! You're allergic to my next attack!
/ I thought the rhombus was only allergic to chocolate. / That's right.
/ No! You're joking! / No joke. I have surpassed you, teacher. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?572 |
| Triangle and Robert #573 | It appears that Triangle is going to attempt a flavor blast... but where are his ingredients? I can see chocolate... and that's all. This CAN'T be what it looks like, it must be some sort of trick. / Prepare yourself for a blast of PURE CHOCOLATE!
/ What? That's impossible. / This can't be happening...... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?573 |
| Triangle and Robert #574 | Chocolate... I now understand what the Food Pyramid was saying... Triangle! If you ever meet him again, give him... my apologies... / Triangle? Is he...?
/ He'll live.
/ fats... oils... sweets... / Rest now. Talk when you get your strength back.
/ so... so very bitter... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?574 |
| Triangle and Robert #575 | I actually did it. Pure chocolate... I actually created a flavor blast of pure chocolate. It's only really hitting me now.
/ How big a deal is it? / Huge. The cuisine-magic is based around the four food groups: meat, dairy, vegetable, and grain. Before today, chocolate was a secondary ingredient, a flavoring... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?575 |
| Triangle and Robert #576 | The Food Pyramid tried to teach a different way of categorizing foods... he separated Fruits from Vegetables, and classified Fats, Oils, and Sweets as a group of their own. And he was right. / So there are really six food groups?
/ It's more fundamental than that. With the right recipes, food can be... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?576 |
| Triangle and Robert #577 | Are you sure he'll be okay? No one's ever gotten hit like that before.
/ I know my own strength. / Well, if he does end up dying...
/ He won't. "Death by chocolate" is a vastly overused phrase. He's just in a sort of shock. / I don't think he's breathing.
/ I don't think he's supposed to be. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?577 |
| Triangle and Robert #578 | A violin with a missing string. / You have correctly answered my eighth and final riddle, and so I restore you to full health. / I will travel with you to the Speckled Barrier and keep you safe. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?578 |
| Triangle and Robert #579 | The Speckled Barrier, finally. I just need to cross and I can rent a moped for the rest of the way back. / That was easy, they didn't even need ID. / I can't draw mopeds, so let's just sort of skip this next part. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?579 |
| Triangle and Robert #580 | Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear! Are you a medication too? / OVAAAAAAAAL! / Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear! I want to be your friend!
/ Then get out of my way. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?580 |
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| Triangle and Robert #582 | The RDCLBA is no longer interested in the Oval. We've lost too many polygons trying to obtain it. / So you won't listen to me?
/ What are you going to say? Let me guess. The ICI framed you for all those killings.
/ That's it exactly. / Do you have proof?
/ Not yet.
/ Can you get it?
/ No, but I know who... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?582 |
| Triangle and Robert #583 | I read of your achievement.
/ How did you get in here? / There can only be one explanation for your prowess. Doubt me if you will, but you are the Chosen One of the Beforings, the mortal instrument of their will.
/ I know. / You know?
/ Read the strip archive. I've known that for a while. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?583 |
| Triangle and Robert #584 | So you want to hire Robert and me to prove your innocence.
/ Yes. You may be the only one who can. / "Ones". We work as a team.
/ He's comic relief. / Someone has to be.
/ Your methods are questionable.
/ You hire us as a team or not at all. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?584 |
| Triangle and Robert #585 | We're not mercenaries, we're wacky scheme consultants, and I'm the one in charge of planning.
/ You're a fool. / You hire us, we use a wacky scheme. That's what we do. No epic battles, no undercover infiltration, no rooftop shoutouts not involving geese.
/ I can get the triangle's help no other way? / None.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?585 |
| Triangle and Robert #586 | Geese?
/ I was speaking hypothetically. The launcher's still not ready for field use. / Good. I have some serious doubts about that thing.
/ I think we're best off going low-tech for this one. / Details.
/ We sneak in disguised as a Gaussian integer and plant a microphone.
/ What makes you think it'll... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?586 |
| Triangle and Robert #587 | I'm not denying that it's possible, but how can we be confident that the planted microphone WILL grow a microphone tree?
/ It's better if I don't say. / My reasoning is based around a series of puns so ludicrous as to be unspeakable. I'd rather not have to explain any of it out loud.
/ But the net result... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?587 |
| Triangle and Robert #588 | I know! Triangle, remember that leftover inflatable octopus?
/ How could I forget? / We'll use that as a decoy. While the guards are busy deflating it, we can easily get the Food Pyramid's file.
/ How about getting back out? / The planning session ran well into the night. In the morning, Triangle and... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?588 |
| Triangle and Robert #589 | Crossing the language barrier without incident, Triangle and Robert soon reach the headquarters of the International Culinary Institute. The first phase of Robert's plan succeeds with surprisingly few complications. / Is this the file we're looking for?
/ It looks like it, but what's it doing out in... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?589 |
| Triangle and Robert #590 | We're just gonna take the file and go?
/ Yeah. What else can we do? / If it's a trap, it's already sprung. She knows we're here.
/ There could be some sort of transmitter... they might be using us to find the Food Pyramid. / Hey! I'm supposed to be the one that applies logical reasoning!
/ You're right.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?590 |
| Triangle and Robert #591 | If there's a transmitter in it, what can we do? We still need to get it out of here. We'll just check it over before we give it to the Food Pyramid. / Chosen One! You're supposed to get out of here! I can't delay the alarm forever!
/ What's going on? Why are you helping me? / I don't know! Just move!... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?591 |
| Triangle and Robert #592 | You sure we should just leave?
/ There's some sort of conspiracy story arc going on, and I want to get far away from it. / Afraid of finding out too much?
/ No, they're just so boring. / They left the building. What, do I need to draw everything? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?592 |
| Triangle and Robert #593 | At the offices of the RDCLBA, a short time later...
/ Satisfied? / Well, yes. This file could shatter the ICI monopoly forever.
/ And my... request?
/ We should be able to fit you in. We'll let you know when something appropriate comes up. / Thank you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?593 |
| Triangle and Robert #594 | We gave him the file and he just took off.
/ He paid in advance. / Yeah, but what's his angle? Whose side should we be on?
/ Don't worry about it. The plot'll take care of itself. / I don't know.... Can we safely count the cartoonist as a friend, or even an ally?
/ What do you mean? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?594 |
| Triangle and Robert #595 | Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear, and this is a clumsy attempt at a segue! / I'm here for the peppermill. Get out of my way.
/ Baa. / Don't test me. I'd rather get through this with as little violence as possible.
/ Baa! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?595 |
| Triangle and Robert #596 | Sheep. Why did it have to be sheep? / While Cube meant his question as a simple Indiana Jones reference, it is in fact a very important question, one which in a way lies at the very heart of the Time of the Oval. / This is not the time to tell the full sheep story, however. For now, it will suffice... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?596 |
| Triangle and Robert #597 | Cube's here already? How's the peppermill research?
/ Baa. / You mean it's not electric? There's no visible power source?
/ Baa! / Yes, I did hear you the first time, but the readers couldn't.
/ ... Baa. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?597 |
| Triangle and Robert #598 | BONK! / BONK! / It doesn't matter how many you jump in a row, I'm not giving you a 1-up. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?598 |
| Triangle and Robert #599 | I already said my thingy! What am I doing in the strip again? Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear! / Just... pad. I don't know how to represent the Cube/Cornersheep battle visually. There's this whole psychic attack thing the Cornersheep has, plus Cube managed to get some sort of weapon.... I'm not even going to... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?599 |
| Triangle and Robert #600 | The second little Walsh matrix was made of wood, and the third little Walsh matrix was played by Roger Moore for seven films. / They all lived in a modest London flat. G flat, I believe it was. Every morning they would go to school singing their favorite song, which I can't remember the words to. / The... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?600 |
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