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| Triangle and Robert #541 | That was seriously out of character... I actually used something closely resembling logic. / If I were fully in command of my faculties, I'd have done something with a moose call and cilantro. The cartoonist's insanity must be affecting my mind... and possibly the minds of the entire world. / Nothing... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?541 |
| Triangle and Robert #542 | ... and here they are! / No! It is a trap! / Thank you, Triangle the Prozac, you saved my life!
/ That is all in a day's work. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?542 |
| Triangle and Robert: Euclid's Postulate #1 | Hi! It's Euclid's Postulates!
/ Collect them all! / Let the following be postulated: To draw a straight line from any point to any point. / This is the most elementary straightedge construction. Euclid also uses the assumption that the line this constructed is unique, though he does not explicitly state... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?543 |
| Triangle and Robert #544 | Cartoonist! Speak! You cannot be silent here!
/ Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear. / No you're not.
/ Hi! I am too Prozac the Bear! / Prozac the Bear doesn't draw a comic strip.
/ Well, I'm Prozac the Bear the Cartoonist! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?544 |
| Triangle and Robert #545 | Not being able to draw is no reason to go insane.
/ Sure it is. / What did you just say?
/ Uh... fear my frozen peas, improper mongrel! / No, I'm pretty sure you said "Sure it is."
/ Ranch ahoy, reel in the squid caddy!
/ You're faking it, aren't you.
/ No? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?545 |
| Triangle and Robert #546 | Oh good, the rain of appliances has stopped. (It's a well-known fact that sheep hate having appliances dropped on them.) / The Cartoonist must be recovering his sanity. NOW is the time to STRIKE! / Baa?
/ I mean in the sense of "to attack", not "to refuse as a group to perform labor".
/ Baa.
/ Yeah, I... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?546 |
| Triangle and Robert #547 | Information is power. As you know, Cube seeks a peppermill of great knowledge. We must seize that peppermill.
/ Baa! / Correct. Which is precisely why we will let Cube reach the cave before we attack. Our air-ground forces will divide into three flocks. Flock A will attack Cube directly. Flock B will... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?547 |
| Triangle and Robert #548 | Baa!
/ Telepathy won't work at this range. Engaging translator. / We are over baa! We put Cube's ETA at five days, plus or minus baa! Shall we land?
/ Negative. Go to hover mode. Establish aerial base formation. Be prepared to drop at any moment. / There's no way he'll get here sooner than baa. We could... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?548 |
| Triangle and Robert #549 | Yeah, my wound's not pretty, but you should see what I did to the oblong that gave it to me. / I haven't encountered that dragony thing yet. I hope I don't. I saw a flock of flying creatures high in the air yesterday; they're gone now. Hopefully those were our "dragons". / It would have been nice to... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?549 |
| Triangle and Robert: Euclid's Postulate #2 | Collect them all. / Let the following be postulated: To produce a finite straight line continously in a straight line. / This is another elementary straightedge construction. In modern geometry, what Euclid termed a "finite straight line" is called a segment. Again, Euclid implicity assumes the uniqueness... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?550 |
| Triangle and Robert #551 | It's hard to believe that terrain so featureless can be so difficult. The path to the cave is getting harder. I keep almost dying. / I think the lonliness might be getting to me. Perhaps I should have taken the rhombus along. The journey is so monotonous. / I'm used to the feeling that I'm being watched.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?551 |
| Triangle and Robert #552 | Baa nearing drop point. We are ready to baa in baa. Baa for your orders, baa.
/ Speak more clearly. The translator is having trouble keeping up. / Cube is encamped for the night. He will reach the Cave of Eternal Caveyness in the morning, barring any accidents.
/ Ensure his safety until he opens the cave.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?552 |
| Triangle and Robert #553 | Baa! Cube has opened the cave. Ironically, the keyword was "baa".
/ Your job isn't to tell me what's ironic. Narrate the battle. / Flock C has acquired the peppermill! Flock A is fighting Cube to a standoff! Flock B is baa! Did you get that? Baa!
/ Repeat flock B status. / Flock B has escorted Flock... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?553 |
| Triangle and Robert #554 | So this is it. The electric peppermill Cube was after. Why? What knowledge can such a thing hold? / I sense thoughts... no, not thoughts. Raw cognition. Sapience without sentience. From a peppermill? What sort of pepper is in this?
/ Baa. / Yes. Analyze it.
/ Baa. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?554 |
| Triangle and Robert #555 | Sheep... they rushed me... took the peppermill... jetpacked away... I'm hurt bad.... far from civilization... no transportation... / A wounded polygon, and so alone too.
/ Wonderful. / I have the power to heal you, and you interest me. Let us play a game.
/ I can't feel my vertices. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?555 |
| Triangle and Robert #556 | Here is my riddle. Answer it if you can. I lather grain and stomp lattices, I reconstitute ionic compounds and set small chunks of plastic on fire. I whistle as I sing, but am silent as I whistle. / What is my name?
/ ow... yargh... I'minpainI'minpain I'm in pain... oog... / Your answer, polygon?
/ OWWWERRRRYARrrrr...
/ Wow.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?556 |
| Triangle and Robert: Euclid's Postulate #3 | Baa
/ Collect them all! / Let the following be postulated: To construct a circle with any centre and radius. / Euclid's sole elementary compass construction, this postulcate experienced a brief resurgence of popularity in the seventies, hosting a short-lived variety show in the autumn of 1974. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?557 |
| Triangle and Robert #558 | Robert! We're on!
/ What? What happened with Cube's thing? / I don't know, but now the strip's about us again.
/ I can't come out now. I'm not decent! / How is that possible?
/ Please don't ask. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?558 |
| Triangle and Robert #559 | While Robert gets ready in some unexplained fashion, I'm supposed to provide filler. / I guess now would be as good a time as any to demonstrate some of my culinary training in a series of action poses. / You're taunting me.
/ You bet. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?559 |
| Triangle and Robert #560 | So... filler... filler.. maybe I should recite a recipe.
/ Sounds good.
/ Sounds easy to draw, you mean.
/ Yes. / Triangle's Curly Pentagonal Crisps 4 cups powdered dairy tetrahedron 2.7 rods of grey pixels 1 packet high-viscosity couscous 20° angles, to taste
/ How the helix are the readers going to... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?560 |
| Triangle and Robert #561 | Okay, I'm ready. Sorry about that. I was... busy.
/ I won't ask. / So. Let's get a plot going. How about some sort of nutty contest? Are there any competitions we can enter?
/ How should I know? I've just been cooking. / Hey, you made some of those pentagonal things! I bet you could enter these in a... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?561 |
| Triangle and Robert #562 | Hi. I'd like to enter my Pentagonal Crisps in the dessert category.
/ And what do they symbolize? / Uh... the speed of cultural change over the last decade, or if that's taken they can symbolize NP-completeness.
/ Cultural's fine. / I thought you were going to enter them as the difference between antifreeze... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?562 |
| Triangle and Robert #563 | The first entry in the dessert category is this chocolate layer ckae, symbolizing distribution of wealth. Judges? / It would get better marks if these seeds of its own destruction didn't keep getting caught in my teeth. I give it a six.
/ The system just doesn't work. It's a three, and that's only because... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?563 |
| Triangle and Robert: Euclid's Postulate #4 | Ow! / Let the following be postulated: That all right angles equal one another. / ...I need medical attention... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?564 |
| Triangle and Robert #565 | Next: these fortune cookies, symbolizing quantum indeterminacy. / I don't know how many I've eaten, but I know I ate them quickly. They're a ten for me.
/ I'll give them a nine, even though I'm not sure the fortunes were actually in the cookies before I opened them. / The recipe's a bunch of mystical... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?565 |
| Triangle and Robert #566 | Next entry: a gelatin-and-sushi construct symbolizing Pythagoras's later, less mathematical works. / The gelatin makes sense, but to go from there to sushi is a crime against logic. I give it a 2.
/ I'm not really familiar with Pythagoras, but this does not inspire me to learn more. A four. / Zero.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?566 |
| Triangle and Robert #567 | These curly pentagonal crisps are the next entry in the dessert category. They represent the speed of cultural change over the past decade. / I consumed a lot, but I still feel empty inside. That means plenty of room for more! A nine.
/ I'm not sure if they're a genuinely new concept or an inevitable... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?567 |
| Triangle and Robert #568 | The final dessert entry is this error-diffused circle, representing the difficulty of fairly compensating intellectual and creative work in a capitalist system. / This is the blandest error diffusion I've ever tasted. It's like it was sitting on a shelf for fourteen years. I'm giving it a zero.
/ It's... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?568 |
| Triangle and Robert #569 | You're tied for first place with the fortune cookies! Now what happens?
/ Sudden death round. / Triangle. I knew that we would do battle at some point. I am glad we can do it peacefully, in honest competition.
/ I thought I recognized your cookies. / You have a great deal of raw talent, but your lack... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?569 |
| Triangle and Robert #570 | Clotted cream? Ha. You taught me to defend against that yourself.
/ I'm just warming up. / Peanuts! You are more capable than I had thought.
/ You'll love my next move. / There won't be a next move. Taste my kung pao!
/ You call that Szechuan? I've SWEAT spicer sauces, and I don't have any sweat glands.
/ You're... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?570 |
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