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| Triangle and Robert #421 | If there really is an RDCLBA, then... then... / I get it! It wasn't enough for the ICI to discredit me.... They didn't want the RDCLBA to have any way to recruit me! / You see, this is why I don't like conspiracy plotlines. They just keep going on like this.
/ Never mind finding my file, we've got an... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?421 |
| Triangle and Robert #422 | I'm still dead... so why am I in the strip again? Nothing's happened to me since last time. / I thought you might want a chance to look down and see what's happening.
/ Stuck for a strip idea again? / Uh... yeah... but that's none of your business! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?422 |
| Triangle and Robert #423 | RDCLBA headquarters. The remaining agents have just become aware of the Oval's emergence from the depths. / That's my stapler!
/ I don't see your name on it.
/ It was on my desk! / They don't particularly care. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?423 |
| Triangle and Robert #424 | The Fourth Race knew they weren't the first to inhabit the planet, but they thought they would be the last. Thinking their time as the dominant species would be forever, they made no efforts to leave a legacy. / All the prophecies we find were meant for their own kind, not for polygons. Our frame of... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?424 |
| Triangle and Robert #425 | The recent tapioca shift took the Oval out of my reach, but no matter. I have grown. The puddings below are mine to command. / Arf! / Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!
/ (My puddings now bubble to the surface.) http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?425 |
| Triangle and Robert #426 | There you are! What did you come up here for?
/ Rupsh! / Erupting! Lava! Run!
/ Moo! / Moo?
/ Woof. Whatever. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?426 |
| Triangle and Robert #427 | The lava's rising! I can't keep up! / Sticky, lukewarm... / Lava-flavored pudding! I was hoping someone would come out with this! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?427 |
| Triangle and Robert #428 | Whee! / What's this, I leave town for a subplot and when I come back you've somehow flooded the town with pudding?
/ Lava-flavored pudding. / How'd your subplot go?
/ I left early. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?428 |
| Triangle and Robert #429 | So you're saying this current disaster has nothing whatsoever to do with you?
/ To the best of my knowledge, yes. / Pudding doesn't come from volcanoes.
/ This pudding did. / Pudding can't erupt! It doesn't build up pressure like that. For there to be that much upward force, there'd have to be... uh...
/ Let's... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?429 |
| Triangle and Robert #430 | Help! I can't breathe pudding.... I can't even breathe parsley!
/ Parsley? Are you delirious? / No, it's a reference....
/ A reference NO ONE will get. You must be delirious. / Do you even know what "delirious" means?
/ Yeah. It's like a squirrel. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?430 |
| Triangle and Robert #431 | That bought us a little time, but what do we do? What's going on?
/ What's the ampersand doing there? / I decided to represent the title iconographically.
/ Do you even know what "iconographically" means? / Yeah. It's like http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?431 |
| Triangle and Robert #432 | What... is...
/ THAT! / Chosen One! I am now inescapable! / I think this is almost definitely a bad thing. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?432 |
| Triangle and Robert #433 | Orpuddex is now very big.
/ But still limbless. / We should now make a reference to the opening scene of "Day of the Tentacle".
/ Can you think of one? / No. Let's just run away. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?433 |
| Triangle and Robert #434 | You cannot evade me! I AM the Pudding-Watcher! / Triangle! You need my aid.
/ Mr. Disease? Why would you want to help me? / Against the returned Pudding-Watcher, all of geometry is on the same side.
/ How can you help?
/ I forgot today's zany punchline. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?434 |
| Triangle and Robert #435 | It smells all potatoey and carbonated here. Isn't there some other easily defensible structure we could hide in? / Triangle made an excellent decision. The Tater Fizz fortress will protect us well while we plan. / And the smell isn't THAT bad... remember Scotland?
/ Sheep, cologne, whatever. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?435 |
| Triangle and Robert #436 | Now, If I'D been elected governor, I'd have built pudding shelters. We wouldn't have to hide in this bottling plant. / Robert, your "pudding shelters" were going to take in homeless pudding and help it find jobs.
/ Not just jobs, careers! / We wouldn't have to hide from this flood if all the pudding... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?436 |
| Triangle and Robert #437 | We can't stay here forever. How can we stop the flood and drive off Orpuddex?
/ The flood will drain with time. / As for the Pudding-Watcher, ancient records tells of events such as this having happened before. The Pudding-Watcher must be driven off by a party of warrior-chefs, each a master of one food... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?437 |
| Triangle and Robert #438 | Baa!
/ Sheep. / Your species already had its turn.
/ Baa? / Tell your master I am not to be commanded. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?438 |
| Triangle and Robert #439 | Orpuddex just telekinetically forced a squadron of jetpacking sheep to crash-land.
/ The Cornersheep believes he can harness the element of pudding for his own purposes. / He is wrong, of course, but his efforts may distract the Watcher. In the meantime, we must locate the sentries of the four food groups... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?439 |
| Triangle and Robert #440 | To revive Cube, we must...
/ ask the cartoonist nicely?
/ That seems easier than my way. / No. I'm not copping out of this one. If you want Cube alive, you'll have to do it yourselves.
/ Then wishing on the Dragon Circles it is. / Sounds typically moronic. Let's do it.
/ No. I'm willing to parody anime... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?440 |
| Triangle and Robert #441 | I'm not going to look for Dragon Circles. Just don't ask. Let's do something else. / The cube cannot be returned to life by any other means.
/ We could just hold a seance. We only need to ask a few questions, right? / But I want to do the anime thing!
/ I'm with Robert on this one. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?441 |
| Triangle and Robert #442 | I hear a call.... HIM! Why would he expect my help? / Cube, if you can hear me, know that it is the Time of the Oval, just as you forewarned. We must put our differences aside. The four sentries must be awakened! / Do I throw rice now?
/ Seance, Robert, not wedding. We already went over this. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?442 |
| Triangle and Robert #443 | You are correct. This is not the battle which Triangle shall fight. Awaken the four sentries from their magics so that the Watcher's power may be broken. / Four! Hear that, equilateral? Four sentries, four food groups. The Pyramid is a liar.
/ Shut up. / But it is true! The teachings of the Pyramid... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?443 |
| Triangle and Robert #444 | Travel first to Denmark, and there search Mount Probablyeruptsbeforethisplotlineisover. / The Vegetable Sentry meditates in a cave, heedless of the world. Find him and apprise him of the situation. You must gain his aid. / Shouldn't that be the "Fruits and Vegetables Sentry"?
/ Did you call me to argue... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?444 |
| Triangle and Robert #445 | How, then, does one get to Denmark when one is trapped in a bottling plant surrounded by pudding at least 180 pixels deep?
/ I will teach you a spell. / With this magic you will glide swanlike over pudding.
/ Have you ever seen a swan try to swim through pudding?
/ No, but I'm sure it's very graceful. / No,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?445 |
| Triangle and Robert #446 | Ha! The Chosen One flees! / ...in the direction of... the airport... / Wow. Strong tapeworms. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?446 |
| Triangle and Robert #447 | And thus it was that Triangle and Robert reached Denmark, and began the ascent of Mount Probablyeruptsbeforethisplotlineisover. / And it came to be that with much searching they came to a cave in which a strange polygon silently meditated.
/ He doesn't notice us.
/ Is he awake? / And I don't feel like... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?447 |
| Triangle and Robert #448 | He doesn't seem to be asleep. It's like he's somewhere else entirely.
/ Can he hear us? / I don't see any reason why he wouldn't be able to. It seems like he just... doesn't care. We need to get his attention.
/ I'll give him a wedgie. / But... uh... he...
/ Good point. I'll give him pants, THEN give... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?448 |
| Triangle and Robert #449 | No, this doesn't call for a wedgie. We obviously need some metaphysical psychological thingamajig to snap him out of it.
/ You mean like a toilet made of meatloaf? / Exactly. Only not a toilet, and not made of meatloaf.
/ I know just the thing. / You know how the cartoonist likes to complicate story... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?449 |
| Triangle and Robert #450 | There was an old lady here, wasn't there? She challenged you to a duel, and you fought. / She beat you to within an inch of your life with her spatula, and you hid in this cave from embarassment. Well, that old lady's dead now, and you're still alive. It's time to get back to your life. Back to your... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?450 |
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