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Triangle and Robert #361	[[The letters spell out 'HELP US']] / Whoa. / Get away from there! You're bothering the letters! / I had no idea spelling bee letters were mistreated like this. / They ain't mistreated, it's better than they'd get in the wild! / "Ain't"? Sir, with grammar like that, you have no business running a spelling... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?361
Triangle and Robert #362	Hello, police? I'd like to report twenty-five counts of cruelty to letters. / And we care why? / This is Triangle. I did your job for you at the Tater Fizz plant, remember? You owe me. / Fine, we'll send an officer around sometime next month. / The spelling bee won't be in town next month. / Oh, the spelling... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?362
Triangle and Robert #363	In a surprising turn of events, the police actually arrested someone today. Unpronounceable Foreign-Sounding Name, spelling bee proprietor, / is being held without bail on charges of operating a fusion generator without a license, transporting hazardous octagons across state lines, and multiple counts... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?363
Triangle and Robert #364	The spelling bee needs temporary management, and wacky scheme business has been pretty slow. Think we could handle it? / One letter is enough. I'm sure they'll find someone competent. / Dog! / What IS the deal with that thing? / It's cute, that's all I know. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?364
Triangle and Robert #365	There's someone at the door. Go see who it is. / We have a door? / Let's say we do for the sake of argument. / Don't let it in. / Why? Who is it? / I think it's my fear of success. / You can't keep me out forever! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?365

Triangle and Robert #366	It broke the door down. / We have a door? / Not anymore. / Comic strip... to many readers... to much pressure... gotta cut readership... / No! That's just your fear of success talking! / Stay good, cartoonist! Stay good! / Poing! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?366
Triangle and Robert #367	In order to deal with the current crisis of popularity, next week wil be... / Eep. / Alienate Readers Week! / Oh dear. / We're doomed. We're doomed. We're doomed. / Maybe it won't be that bad. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?367
Day One of Alienate Readers Week	[[blank strip with gradient effect background]] http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?368
Day Two of Alienate Readers Week	You know what the problem with the world is, Robert? / Of course I do, Because I'm enlightened! / More people should be enlightened. / Remember, more enlightenment means less conflict! / Accept the teachings of Buddha as your path to peace! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?369
Day Three of Alienate Readers Week	America is the cleanest, freeest, friendliest, happiest, all-around bestest country in the world! / Anyone who would say anything bad about America must be an evil, evil person! / But America's so good, we give them the right to say these horrible lies! / No other country in the world does that! / America... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?370

Day Four of Alienate Readers Week	Hey brother, you know why we're drawn like this? / It's 'cause the man's keeping us down! / The man's always keeping the brother down! / Us brothers gotta rise up and overthrow the reins of power! / Kill Whitey! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?371
Day Five of Alienate Readers Week	There are too many people in the world, yet people keep making new ones! / And there's no such thing as the perfect contraceptive. / And with all the diseases going around, anyone who doesn't practise abstinence is pretty much a moron! / Keep your hormones under control, kiddies! / Stop having sex! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?372
Day Six of Alienate Readers Week	The Keenspot alliance appears beneficial to cartoonists at first glance, but after a few years Keepspot strips will be as entrenched and stale as newspaper strips. / Plus, by requiring Keepspot links to be in place, the alliance implicitly discourages member strips from acknowledging the existence or... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?373
Day Seven of Alienate Readers Week	Go away! Stop reading! When you read stupid, pointless, unfunny comic strips like this one, you just encourage wanna-be cartoonists to make more of the same! / By only reading comics of the highest quality, you can send a message to all the halfwit cartoonists of the world! / Boycott Triangle and ... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?374
Triangle and Robert #375	It's over. We're back to normal. / That was bad. / By my count, I've alienated people with low bandwidth, Buddhists, atheists, Americans, non-Americans, blacks, whites, the sexually active, authors and readers of Keenspot strips, and people who boycott things. / And people who can draw. / I alienated... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?375

Triangle and Robert #376	The spelling bee left town. It looks like the inverted capital G is ours to keep. / Hooray! / :-) :-) :-) / It keeps getting creepier. / And more adorable. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?376
Triangle and Robert #377	Equilateral one, we must talk. / Sure. What's up? / The Pudding-Watcher's power grows in the depths. He is weak, but he will soon become strong. Train with me, Triangle. I can help you survive the confrontation to come. / I am neither a warrior nor a chef. I will deal with Orpuddex in my own way, if... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?377
Triangle and Robert #378	I will not train under you, but you can help me. Tell me what you know of the Pudding-Watcher. / Pudding lies not within vegetable, nor in meat, nor in grain or dairy. Pudding lies outside the Four. / What about the Fats and Sugars group? / Speak not to me the heresy of the Food Pyramid! / If it is a... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?378
Triangle and Robert #379	I will not speak of the falsehoods of the Pyramid. Goodbye. / Huh? / What's so bad about the Food Pyramid? / The Food Pyramid? They say it once shot a trapezoid just to watch him die. / What? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?379
Triangle and Robert #380	The Food Pyramid suddenly came into the public eye a few years ago. It preached a dietary philosophy at odds with the orthodox doctrine of four food groups. / And then it snapped, went on a twelve-country killing spree, was arrested, convicted and imprisoned. End of story. / I never heard about the killing... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?380

Triangle and Robert #381	That doesn't explain why the mere mention of the Fats and Sugars group... / I bet the Food Pyramid killed his grandmother. / Maybe. / Gleep! / What is it boy? You say the Food Pyramid was framed? No? Oh, you want to go for a walk. I'll get the leash. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?381
Triangle and Robert #382	All the puddings of the world... / They flow through me here... / Yuck. Tapioca. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?382
Triangle and Robert #383	I suppose you want me to try to clear the Food Pyramid's name now for some obscure reason. / We can do it a different way. / This just in. The Food Pyramid has... escaped from prison? Huh? What was it in prison for? It did WHAT? I don't remember hearing anything about any killing spree. / Anyway, authorities... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?383
Triangle and Robert #384	Okay, you're clearly going to force me to go along with this plotline no matter what I think, so just tell me what I'm supposed to do next. / You go to the library and do some research about the killings, uncovering a startling discovery. / Can you just tell me what the discovery is so we can skip to... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?384
Triangle and Robert #385	And no birth record either. That's the last of them. There's no record of any of these murder victims up until the death certificates. / Either all evidence of their ever having existed was destroyed... or they never existed. No sign of parents, friends, schooling, employment... nothing but names on... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?385

Triangle and Robert #386	Next I interview people in the hometowns of the alleged victims. / That we can skip over. / None of them knew the victims. Most didn't know what you were talking about at first. It appears that no such murders took place. The really strange thing is the near-total silence of the local news media at the... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?386
Triangle and Robert #387	This is the twelfth time I've been arrested over this thing. Look, I'm not the Food Pyramid. This isn't dye and my measurements aren't the same. / Your story checks out. Sorry about the bother. / You know, there's something really messed up about all this. I don't think the Food Pyramid was the real... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?387
Triangle and Robert #388	I've said way too much already. If I tell you any more and I'm wrong, it would mean my job. / I guess half a lead is better than none. / The International Culinary Institute. The world's most influential food bureaucracy. If they took exception to the Food Pyramid's teachings. / It's too much. I'm in... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?388
Triangle and Robert #389	Too much tapioca. It's wrong. / There are only three things this could mean. Two are bad. / I don't want to think about the third. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?389
Triangle and Robert #390	Triangle's been gone for a while now. I'm bored. / I know! I'll run for governor! / Woof? / Don't be silly! Of COURSE you can be my campaign manager. / Spin! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?390

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