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Triangle and Robert #331 Cartoonist Guy... their strip... was that... you? / No. No more so than you are. / Me? Me... you... my... / Problem? / Being a fictional character is hard to get used to. / Yeah, it is.
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Triangle and Robert #332 So I create Dot and Other Dot, then they create Cartoonist Guy, who creates the Beforings, who created this whole universe to begin with. / Ignoring for the moment the fact that this is a gross violation of causality, it's very confusing. / Well, I guess it would be, if any of this were actually h...
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Triangle and Robert #333 So how'd the comic strip experiment go? / Don't talk to me. / Okay, I guess I'll be walking the dog then if you need me. / I won't. / We have a dog?
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Triangle and Robert #334 Uh, Robert? Robert! / That's not a dog! / Oh yeah? If it's not a dog, what is it? / It's an inverted capital G. / Really? / Woof!
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Triangle and Robert #335 Where did that thing come from anyway? / It followed me home from the library. / They let you back into the library? / "Let"? / Bow wow! / Oh no. Do I want to hear this? / Only you can answer that question.
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Triangle and Robert #336 They didn't "let" me into the library, they were just too busy with the fire to stop me. / "The fire". / Hey! I didn't start the fire! / Oh, it was always burning since the world's been turning? / Oh... my... did I just say that? / It happens. You'll have forgotten all about it by the next strip.
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Triangle and Robert #337 The fire started in the room where the library kept historical documents. / Historical documents? / Maybe... when the oversized replica Emancipation Proclamation burst into flame... it wasn't the bottling plant defenses. / Then... what? / Maybe... maybe it's some sort of global conspiracy to rewrite...
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Triangle and Robert #338 So, what are we going to do about that inverted capital G? / Are you positive it's not a dog? / I mean, it says "bark" and "woof" and everything! / Yip yip yip. / Exactly! It says the word "woof" very clearly! That's not barking! / Uh-huh...
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Triangle and Robert #339 Please, can't we keep it? / Yes. We can keep it. But what does it eat? How do we take care of it? / I'd guess we'd feed it Alpha-Bits, or would that be cannibalism? / Arf, arf! / While consistent with the general logic underlying comic strips such as this one, feeding it cereal will probably make it...
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Triangle and Robert #340: The Beforings Meanwhile, beyond time and space, well not "meanwhile" I guess since it's beyond time, but I had to say something to establish the scene... / Phase One has been achieved. / You mean...? / Yes. We have puddogenesis. / Good.
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Triangle and Robert #341 Well, it's been a year. Happy birthday. / Do we get a present? / Such as limbs? / Or eyes? Eyes would be nice. / Color? Is it color? / No, but you're getting warmer... See you on Sunday. / Sunday, but it's not color... / Maybe we'll go shopping for clothes!
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Triangle and Robert #342 You want to play fetch? Yeah? Yeah? Go get it! / Ruff! / Robert, what did you just throw? / Just some generic circle I found lying around. / That wasn't the circle I was thawing for tonight's supper, was it? / I'd bet money on it.
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Triangle and Robert #343 With supper ruined, we have but one choice. / Yay! Restaurant time! / Can we take the dog? / I'm not leaving it here alone, who knows what it'll do. And it's not a dog. / Only one restaurant in the neighborhood allows pets. You don't need me to tell you which. / Well, we knew we'd have to go back there...
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Triangle and Robert #344 [[A shopfront: / THE LOCUST GARDEN / AUTHENTIC CHINESE CUISINE / In the windows are signs: / HELP WANTED / MENU]] / Hey, they fixed the sign. / And it doesn't smell like nail polish and gophers. / And look inside! None of the food is moving! / This does not bode well.
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Triangle and Robert #345 The place actually looks nice for a change. What happened? / Oh! Triangle! Hello! Yes, we've undergone a complete refactoring. / Why? Your inedible chunks were making money hand over fist, and the health inspectors were afraid to set foot in here. / Look around you, Triangle. What do you see? / People...
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Triangle and Robert #346 Oh yeah. Nice statue. / That statue holds the spirit of my grandmother. / She was one of the last of the nomadic warrior-chefs. Her spatula was feared as far away as Denmark. My MSG-laden departure from the way of the warrior-chef awakened her from her rightful slumber. / To appease her spirit, I remade...
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Triangle and Robert #347 Well, it's Sunday. Where's the big surprise? / Look around! We have color! / No, we have... grey. / Grey's a color! / Well? What do you think of greyscale Sundays? / I'd say it's better than a kick in the head, but I have no means of comparison. / Can I have mine with nuts, whipped cream, Parmesan cheese,...
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Triangle and Robert #348 So, equilateral one, do you come for training or for a meal? / Just a meal. Preferably one that won't trigger a plotline. / Hmm... Peaceful Chicken Eighteen looks safe. / Excellent. It will be ready very soon. / I see you have brought a pet. It is a cute little... something, is it not? / Pant. Pant.
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Triangle and Robert #349 Wow! This stuff's really really good! / Yeah! It takes like food! / Ruff! / Ah, I was waiting for the weirdness to start, and here it is. My fortune cookie just says "anvil". / So does mine. / Anvil. / We should hide under something. / Immediately. / I mean "woof".
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Triangle and Robert #350 See? I told you it wasn't a dog! / Okay. It's not a dog. I believe you. / Dogs don't deflect falling anvils with anti-magnetic energy beams. / Yes. You've made your point. / Dogs don't use punctuation when they talk. / Okay! I'm convinced! It's a non-dog! Shut up about it already!
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Triangle and Robert #351 Hey! There's a spelling bee in town! Let's drop the dog... I mean, let's drop the indeterminate pet off at home and check it out! / I'm not into spelling bees. / Come on, there'll be acrobats and cotton candy and everything! / Oh. One of those spelling bees. / There's another kind?
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Triangle and Robert #352 Now you stay here. We're going to the spelling bee, but we'll be back soon. / Bark, bark, bark. / You think it'll be okay on its own? / Well, we won't be gone long. Still, you want to spring for a sitter? / No, let's go. / Okay. / (Whew, we got through that without him asking what could possibly go w...
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Triangle and Robert #353 This is an awfully long ticket line. / Shh, you'll offend him. / It's okay. I get that all the time. / How would I express the sound effect of a rimshot? / Try "ba-dum-bum-moron".
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Triangle and Robert #354 Oh, look. Our alleged "artist" fond the gradient button. / I'm scared. / I'm going to be sick. / We're going to miss the spelling bee. / Just one more and I'm done for the day. / I'm blind. / I'm stripey.
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Triangle and Robert #355 So, where to first? I don't know much about spelling bees. / Let's start with the sideshows. / You're starting with the high-wire act and liking it. I can't draw sideshow freaks. / I'd have thought you'd have more trouble not drawing sideshow freaks. / Witty retorts belong in panel three. Try again. / Sorry....
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Triangle and Robert #356 These are horrible seats. I can't see the stage. / I can't see the seats. / I can't see anything at all. / Know what? I don't think we're inside yet. / That explains it. Where's the entrance? / In the next strip.
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Triangle and Robert #357 We gone here late. The tightrope walkers have already started. / Sh. / Experimentation. E, X, P, E, R, I, M, E... / Spelling bees are fun how? / Look. They're not using a net.
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Triangle and Robert #358 There's only two left. This is good. / This is startlingly dull. / Gregarious. g, R, E, g... / Boo! / Boo! / Boo! / Boo! / Boo! / A, R, I, O, U, S. Gregarious. / Calm down, folks. Our capital G ran away a couple weeks ago. We have to use a lowercase one until we get a new one.
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Triangle and Robert #359 Their capital G ran away. / You don't think it could be... / It must be. / I guess we'll have to give it back to them. / They can take better care of letters than we can, Robert. / It's what spelling bees do. / I know, but I'm going to miss it. / Me too.
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Triangle and Robert #360 Eee... ee ee... / ...! / You two! Back in your cages and shut up! I'll feed you tomorrow, if I feel like it! / Excuse me, I think I've found your runaway capital G. / Hold on just a second. / U! I didn't say you could like down. Keep running! / Uuuuuuuh.
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