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| Housepets! - Nothing Strange Here At All | [[Tiger is covering his head with his hands, slumped over on the pet-sized table. Marvin tries to comfort him.]]
/ Marvin: Now Tiger, I'm sure you didn't **mean** to eat the pizza before dinner.
/ Marvin: Pizza**s**, sorry.
/ Marvin: Wait here by this conveniently placed table and I'll go explain it to Jerry. / [[Tiger holds his stuffed bear toy Poom in his hand.]]
/ Tiger: I **don't** mean to eat so much, I just eat when I'm depressed.
/ Tiger: Which is like, all the time.
/ Tiger: At least **you** understand me, Poom. / [[Closeup of Poom's face, with his cross-sewn buttons as eyes.]]
/ Tiger (off): ... isn't that right? / [[Even closer picture of Poom's face.]] http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/10/nothing-strange-here-at-all/ |
| Housepets! - Monkey Business | [[Grape walks into the shower, grabbing a tissue from the Tish, you! box. Mr. Sandwich is in the shower, off-panel.]]
/ Grape: Hey Dad, I ...
/ Mr. Sandwich: **Agh**, Grape! I'm in the shower! / Grape: Yeesh Dad, I just needed to get a tissue.
/ Grape: I'm a **pet**, it's not like I care whether or not you're covering your weird, furless body.
/ Mr. Sandwich: Well get your tissue and close the door behind you. / [[Grape turns to leave, but then looks back.]] / [[Grape and Mr. Sandwich are now both off-panel.]]
/ Mr. Sandwich: **Grape!**
/ Grape: Hah, I **knew** humans don't have thumbs on their feet!
/ Mr. Sandwich: **Get out!**
/ Grape: I never really looked be-
/ Mr. Sandwich: **OUT** http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/12/monkey-business/ |
| Housepets! - Deep Thoughts | [[Bino and Sasha are lying next to each other on the grass.]]
/ Bino: So tell me! Are we an item again or not?
/ Sasha: I guess I'm over being flush for your brother, it's just ...
/ Bino: Just what? What are you thinking about? / Sasha: Praying mantises.
/ Sasha: What's their transmitting range, and how do they broadcast back to the mothership with such a tiny unit? / [[Bino stares blankly while Sasha looks thoughtful.]] / Bino: ... See, when I asked that, I was hoping you were thinking about something **relevant**.
/ Sasha: Why, what were you talking about? http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/14/deep-thoughts/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/17/before-that-it-was-a-weird-mushroom">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/17/before-that-it-was-a-weird-mushroom | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Sylvan Glen | [[Peanut and Grape are walking through the forest.]]
/ Grape: Is it just me, or did it become unreasonably warm the moment we stepped into this grove?
/ Grape: Because it was like, snowing hard ten seconds ago.
/ Peanut: Yeah I'm not sure what that is all about.
/ Peanut: Come on, thing is this way. / [[Grape is looking around, enjoying the sights of the grove.]]
/ Grape: Well this is pretty nice; I don't think I've seen this grove before.
/ Grape: I could come down here for some really awesome naps. / Grape: Wait--a waterfall? Cascading into a serene pond?
/ Grape: Uh, Peanut what's the deal with this ... / [[Grape and Peanut are standing in front of a huge Griffin, Peanut is cheering.]]
/ Peanut: I'm gonna call him Pete!
/ Pete: I already told you my name-
/ Peanut: I can't pronounce it.
/ Pete: Oh, well, okay then. http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/19/sylvan-glen/ |
| Housepets! - And She Said It Had No Practical Value | [[Grape stares in surprise at the Griffin.]]
/ Grape: What the ...
/ Grape: This isn't even possible! Griffins don't exist!
/ Pete: There's a simple explanation: How did you get here? / [[Grape leans on the Griffin's beak while recalling their way.]]
/ Grape: Well, Peanut took us down the old path and past the riverbed until we were clear in Brigham County.
/ Grape: And we took a left turn at an old oak tree with gnarled branches, and a shack with a crazy old man who only spoke in limericks. / Grape: Then we passed under a rock outcropping that was shaped like a fist until we found a hole that was barely big enough for either of us to squeeze into.
/ Grape: Wherin were etchings on the wall as though it were an old tomb, which Peanut translated and read aloud and ... uh ... / [[Grape and Peanut cling to the Griffin's beak who holds them in his talons.]]
/ Grape: You know up until now I thought he was just pulling my leash about that.
/ Peanut: I took Akkadian by Correspondence, I thought you knew. http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/21/and-she-said-it-had-no-practical-value/ |
| Housepets! - Most Pertinent Of Questions | [[Grape clings to Pete's talon, lokoing happy.]]
/ Grape: This is amazing! Nobody's ever met a real life griffin before, I mean, there's so many questions to ask! / [[Grape is looking as if her mind starts drifting.]]
/ Grape: Like, how do you fly if you're so large? Or without tailfeathers?
/ Grape: Do dragons exist? Or chimeras? Or unicorns?
/ Grape: Do you eat like birds or like lions? And if like birds, where do you get that much seed or insects? And if like lions, how do you tear meat without any teeth? / [[Grape and Peanut are looking up at Pete.]]
/ Grape: Are there other kinds of griffins, like with tiger backsides, or bald eagle frontsides, or is it all only generic birds and big cats?
/ Grape: Are all mythical animals completely enormous?
/ Pete: One at a time! What do you wish to ask first? / [[Peanut looks eager at Grape's question.]]
/ Grape: Can we ride you? / [[Grape and Peanut riding on Pete in full flight, cheering.]] http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/24/most-pertinent-of-questions/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/26/maybe-there-was-an-emu">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/26/maybe-there-was-an-emu | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Delicious, Delicious Food | [[Mr. and Mrs. Sandwich are sitting at the thanksgiving table, together with Peanut and Grape.]]
/ Mrs. Sandwich: Now let's go around the table and all of us say what we're thankful for.
/ Peanut: Food.
/ Grape: Also food.
/ Mr. Sandwich: I'm thankful that our pets are easy to please. http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/28/delicious-delicious-food/ |
| Housepets! - A Reverent Respect | [[Peanut is sitting at the table, writing a wishing letter to Santa Claus.]]
/ Peanut: dear Santa,
/ Peanut: This year O learned that I could write to you so you would know what I want for Christmas / Peanut: so I guess all I want is a new rawhide bone and a DVD set of Justice League and a copy of Animal Crossing City Folk / [[Peanut looks thoughtful.]]
/ Peanut: and that you could give Grape some awesome cat things? And deliver righteous judgement unto your enemies / [[Peanut licks the envelope to close it.]]
/ Peanut: for yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever
/ Peanut: amen http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/01/a-reverent-respect/ |
| Housepets! - He Minds | [[Bino is wearing a way too large christmas hat. Fox meets him on the street, carrying a santa hat.]]
/ Bino: Merry Christmas Fox!
/ Fox: Bino! We were just passing around the **Good Ol' Dogs' Club** secret santa hat, but since you sleep till noon? We're down to the last one. / [[Bino reaches into Fox's santa hat.]]
/ Perfectly fine! We're all buds, right? It's not like I wouldn't buy a present for every one of my best friends if I could!
/ Fox: Yeah, about that ... / [[Close-up of Bino's paw, holding a slip of paper that reads: PEANUT.]] / [[Bino is left with a blank stare while Fox walks away.]]
/ Fox: Fido said that Peanut is back in the club.
/ Fox: Hope you don't mind. http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/03/he-minds/ |
| Housepets! - Come On, Its Your Thing | [[Maxwell meets Bino on the street.]]
/ Maxwell: Hey Bino.
/ Maxwell: Whatcha do-oing?
/ Bino: Leave me alone, Max.
/ Bino: It's official club business. / [[Maxwell smiles smugly at Bino.]]
/ Maxwell: So there's nothing **bugging** you about the way Fido is running the thing?
/ Bino: Fido is **not** running it! Okay yeah we are co-founders, but that doesn't mean that he has to overstep my authority on the matter! / Bino: What am I going to get a **cat lover** for Christmas anyway? Maybe I should get him some dumb cat things! A catnip mouse? Ooh, or **maybe** a pompom on a spring!
/ Bino: Maybe I just need to bring him a dead rotting fish and pretend like he is supposed to enjoy that somehow!
/ Bino: Or I could really go all-out and give him a **stupid-looking** collar with a **bell** on it! / [[Maxwell looks at Bino with a "You were saying?" expression. Bino looks back at Maxwell.]]
/ Bino:: ... no offense. http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/05/come-on-its-your-thing/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/25/housepets-christmas-edition">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/25/housepets-christmas-edition | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Nipping’s Not A Crime | [[Peanut is reading The Architect of Sleep]]
/ {{Grape is off-camera}}
/ Grape: Woo!
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/02/nippings-not-a-crime/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/14/a-beautiful-mind">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/14/a-beautiful-mind | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/16/no-no-its-not">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/16/no-no-its-not | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - The Treat In Treatment | Grape: You monster! YOU MONSTER
/ Dad: Grape, calm down / Dad: In about an hour you're about to get really groggy, and you'll barely remember anything in the morning
/ Grape: It's not about me, it's about Peanut! / Grape: It took all my power not to go MAD in there, there's no telling what sort of damage is being done to Peanut's psyche at this very moment! / Doctor: You didn't squirm; you know what that means!
/ Peanut: Candy bowl! http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/02/the-treat-in-treatment/ |
| Housepets! - Incredible Displays Of Compassion | Grape: Poor Peanut! If only he were still here and in one piece, I would ...I would... / Veterinarian: Hello Mr. Sandwich, Peanut behaved exceptionally well! Could you come to the front and schedule the next appointment / [[Peanut is set down next to Grape, a lollipop in his mouth and a smile on his face]] / < http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/04/incredible-displays-of-compassion/ |
| Housepets! - Terrible Consequences | Peanut: What was that for!
/ Grape: I suffered in there! And somehow, you came out with a lollipop stuck in your mouth! / Peanut: That's not my fault!
/ Grape: Isn't it? Here I was all worried about you--I suffered twice! / Grape: You've hurt me Peanut! And believe me this isn't something I'm going to forget easily! / {{One hour later}}
/ Peanut: Z
/ Grape: Z
/ Television: Next up on Nickelodeon... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/06/terrible-consequences/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/16/ohh-diss">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/16/ohh-diss | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/27/and-the-finch-and-the-shrew-and-the">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/27/and-the-finch-and-the-shrew-and-the | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Book Smarts | {{Title Text: Books Smarts}} / [[Grape is talking to Mrs. Sandwich, Peanut hears part of the conversation]]
/ Grape: Mom! The midnight release of the new 'Pridelands' is tonight, can we please go?
/ Peanut: 'Pridelands?' / [[Grape and Peanut questions the 'Pridelands']]
/ Grape: Yeah! The third book is out! I haven't been this excited since I read the first as a kitten
/ Peanut: No I mean, What 'Is Pridelands?' / [[Grape gets annoyed at the question]]
/ Grape: 'The Book Series' I've been talking about for at 'Least' a month!
/ Peanut: Doesn't ring a bell / [[Grape points out a poster by her bed]]
/ Grape: I have a 'Huge Poster Over My Bed?!'
/ Peanut: I thought that was just eye candy
/ Grape: 'It Has More Than One Function' http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/16/book-smarts/ |
| Housepets! - Hey, It’s That Cat Again | {{Title Text: Hey, It's that cat again}} / [[Grape and Peanut are outside a bookstore waiting for the new release of Pridelands]]
/ Peanut: Look at all the cats around here! Are they all here for the release?
/ Grape: They aren't here for discounts on meat by-products. That's a tie-in promotion and is incidental. / [[Grape walks past Peanut]]
/ Grape: you didn't 'Have' to come to the bookstore with us.
/ Peanut: I'm an avid reader! It bothers me when something this big slips under my radar. / [[Grape starts to walk into the bookstore, Peanut starts to follow]]
/ Grape: Peanut, if you had a radar, you'd get distracted by the little blipping dots.
/ Peanut: So this one time! That doesn't mean I'm unobservant 'All' the time. / [[Fiddler talks to Peanut, Peanut reacts and lifts his foot]]
/ Fiddler: Excuse me, 'Dog', you've been standing on my tail for the last five minutes.
/ Peanut: Whoops, Hehe ... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/18/hey-its-that-cat-again/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/20/impenetrable-wall-of-text">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/20/impenetrable-wall-of-text | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Five Weeks Of Allowance Down The Drain | {{Title Text: Five Weeks Of Allowance Down The Drain}} / [[Maxwell is trying to get the neighbourhood cat's attention, Mr Bigglesworth is chatting to Marvin]]
/ Maxwell: 'ATTENTION, CATS!'
/ Mr Bigglesworth: So we're all fans of the series, see, but Mom will only spring for one / [[Maxwell uses drastic measures to get their attention, all the cats in the room are surprised by what he says]]
/ Maxwell: 'KUROK DIES ON PAGE 42!' / [[All the cats in the room unleash their claws at the comment, Maxwell smiles satisfied that he got their attention]]
/ Maxwell: Haha, I'm just kidding of course, I haven't actually read any -- / [[The neighbourhood cats pounce on Maxwell, while this is going on Grape and Peanut had made a bet, Peanut had lost]]
/ Grape: Ten bucks, pay up
/ Peanut: No fair betting half of that with Max!
/ Maxwell: Ow my kidneys http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/23/five-weeks-of-allowance-down-the-drain/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/27/therin-lies-madness/#comments">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/27/therin-lies-madness/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/01/yeah-i-only-read-it-ironically">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/01/yeah-i-only-read-it-ironically | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/03/aka-the-non-canon-adventures-of-spot">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/03/aka-the-non-canon-adventures-of-spot | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/15/aka-the-author-needs-a-break-from-art-again/">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/15/aka-the-author-needs-a-break-from-art-again/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/17/deus-ex-spotchina/">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/17/deus-ex-spotchina/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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