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a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/02/an-undigested-bit-of-beef">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/02/an-undigested-bit-of-beef [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/04/try-to-understand">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/04/try-to-understand [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/07/home-for-christmas">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/07/home-for-christmas [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/09/munchies-and-crunchies-in-here-somewhere">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/09/munchies-and-crunchies-in-here-somewhere [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/11/where-do-lonely-hearts-go">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/11/where-do-lonely-hearts-go [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/14/that-sinking-feeling">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/14/that-sinking-feeling [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/16/peace-on-earth-to-men-of-good-will">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/16/peace-on-earth-to-men-of-good-will [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/18/tis-better-to-give">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/18/tis-better-to-give [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/21/your-heart-is-full-of-unwashed-socks">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/21/your-heart-is-full-of-unwashed-socks [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/23/since-weve-no-place-to-go">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/23/since-weve-no-place-to-go [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/25/so-this-is-christmas">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/25/so-this-is-christmas [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/28/so-as-not-to-leave-you-hanging">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/28/so-as-not-to-leave-you-hanging [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Housepets! - Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough Spot (superdog) Saves Christmas by P.B.S. / [[Spot posing with Santa hat]] / Special Christmas Edition / Narrator: One day in space / [[Aliens standing in a spaceship holding ray guns]] / Alien: We must capture the one known as Santa / North Pole / [[Aliens teleporting in front of Santa and holding ray...
Housepets! - Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough Spot (superdog) Saves Christmas by P.B.S. / [[Spot posing with Santa hat]] / Special Christmas Edition / Narrator: One day in space / [[Aliens standing in a spaceship holding ray guns]] / Alien: We must capture the one known as Santa / North Pole / [[Aliens teleporting in front of Santa and holding ray...
Housepets! - Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough Spot (superdog) Saves Christmas by P.B.S. / [[Spot posing with Santa hat]] / Special Christmas Edition / Narrator: One day in space / [[Aliens standing in a spaceship holding ray guns]] / Alien: We must capture the one known as Santa / North Pole / [[Aliens teleporting in front of Santa and holding ray...
Housepets! - What They Want You To Think Yadda Yadda [[Max and Grape lie in front of a glowing fireplace.]] / Max: The best part of 'Fall of the Pridelands' has got to be where Jeijan found out the Laughing Face was part of an ancient conspiracy. / Grape: I dunno, I was hoping Miss Auburn wouldn't fall victim to the illuminati problem. / Grape: So they...
Housepets! - The Real Culprit [[Tarot and Peanut are laying on pillows, looking at Tarot cards; Peanut is holding the Death card]] / Peanut: Every time a movie has a tarot reading, someone has to draw DEATH or it's not suspenseful for some reason / Peanut: I guess because it is suspenseful to threaten death? / Tarot: That is misinformed;...
 
Housepets! - Nor Hand Nor Foot Nor Arm Nor Face [[Miles and Lana are sitting beside each other on a chair, holding hot drinks]] / Lana: Say Miles, I was going over your papers and I noticed that you did not put down any of your kids' names / Miles: I apologize, I should have told you that we don't name our children / [[Miles takes a sip]] / Miles: It...
Housepets! - Easy Money [[King and Sasha sit huddled together in the snow outside, wrapped in newspapers. Sasha is clearly asleep, King has just opened his eyes.]] / Pete (off-panel): King. / [[From King's perspective, looking up at Pete, who appears to be human aside from his griffin head. Pete is dressed in a jacket and...
Housepets! - My Favorite Villain Shorthand Is Orphanage Landlord Thomas: Why! Why is it that honest, hard-working people like us get the raw deal? I'm just trying to earn my fair share and I get blasted for it! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORPHANAGES I'VE HAD TO FORECLOSE?! / Celia: Well, as rational human beings, I believe there are two ways to approach this. / Thomas: And...
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/15/a-man-of-secrets-a-ferret-of-none">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/15/a-man-of-secrets-a-ferret-of-none [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Housepets! - Pool Of Tantalus Simon: Okay so I gotta tell you, we found a treasure map, but Mister Steward says we're not allowed to show it. / Interviewer: <> Oh really, Simon? / [[Bar at bottom contains the Daily Talk Show logo and "Simon Milton"]] / Simon: Yeah we think our dad wrote it, and he put secret all over it....
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/22/when-casing-its-always-a-joint/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/22/when-casing-its-always-a-joint/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/25/secondary-objective/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/25/secondary-objective/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Housepets! - Among Thieves [[Thomas' silhouete is contrasted against a dim light]] / Celia: (over the phone) Alright, into the small door on the west side of the room / Thomes: This one? / Celia: I can't SEE you, dummy / [[Thomas finds himself in absoloute darkness; only his blue eyes are shown, looking around]] / Thomas: It's dark...
Housepets! - Hiding A Tree [[Thomas's feet are sticking out through a hole in the roof]] / Thomas: Okay, I can handle this. All I need to do is ... uh oh / [[Thomas falls out of the hole]] / <> / [[Thomas kneels on the floor, covered in dust]] / <> / Thomas: Odd... WHY has nobody come running for me yet? / [[Cut...
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/10/snacktime">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/10/snacktime [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
Housepets! - Let's Get This Over With [[Lana is sending a text message on a mobile phone, Thomas is off panel]] / Lana: That was fun! I'm texting the guards now / Thomas: Aaaaaa! Gotta make it to the pool gotta make it to the pool / [[Thomas is diving toward the pool]] / Thomas: Aha! / [[Thomas is hanging in midair]] / [[Thomas is caught...
Housepets! - Quick Valentine's Bonus King: here is my obligatory pre-fashioned card for _____ day now stop bothering me / Tarot: You're already my Valentine, you just don't know it yet / Tarot: ...okay, now you do, obviously / Keys: Be my passive-aggressive object of awkward and unresolved feelings which hinge on my current state of emotion,...
Housepets! - Plan B {{A man sitting behind a desk. He is on the phone.}} / Man: ... long story short, I tried to convince them I was hired to check their response time. / Woman: And it didn't work. / Man: No thanks to you! / {{A woman sitting in a couch. She is also on the phone.}} / Man: You blew your chance, double-crossing...
Housepets! - Plan B [[Thomas is sitting at a booth in prison uniform, talking into a phone]] / Thomas: ...Long story short, I tried to convince them I has hired to check their response time / Celia: (over the phone) And it didn't work / Thomas: No thanks to you! / [[Celia is still sitting in her armchair]] / Thomas: (over...
Housepets! - Nature Is Ruthless [[Grape and Maxwell outside looking at the ground]] / Grape: Look! A dead bird! / Maxwell: It must have hit a window! / [[Grape looks up at the sky, Maxwell is listening to her]] / Grape: <> I guess you only appreciate how temporary life is when-- / Bird on the ground: Hey! Hey, I'm not dead! / [[Grape...
Housepets! - Doghouse Rules [[Joey and King are outside on the street, Joey addresses King]] / Joey: Hey new dog, did you want to play D&D this weekend? / King: Really? I used to play that in coll-- 'Collie', with a collie, What did you have in mind? / [[Joey starts to give King some books]] / Joey: Well 4th edition has turned out...
 

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