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| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/02/an-undigested-bit-of-beef">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/02/an-undigested-bit-of-beef | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/04/try-to-understand">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/04/try-to-understand | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/07/home-for-christmas">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/07/home-for-christmas | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/09/munchies-and-crunchies-in-here-somewhere">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/09/munchies-and-crunchies-in-here-somewhere | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/11/where-do-lonely-hearts-go">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/11/where-do-lonely-hearts-go | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/14/that-sinking-feeling">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/14/that-sinking-feeling | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/16/peace-on-earth-to-men-of-good-will">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/16/peace-on-earth-to-men-of-good-will | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/18/tis-better-to-give">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/18/tis-better-to-give | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/21/your-heart-is-full-of-unwashed-socks">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/21/your-heart-is-full-of-unwashed-socks | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/23/since-weve-no-place-to-go">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/23/since-weve-no-place-to-go | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/25/so-this-is-christmas">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/25/so-this-is-christmas | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/28/so-as-not-to-leave-you-hanging">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/28/so-as-not-to-leave-you-hanging | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough | Spot (superdog) Saves Christmas by P.B.S.
/ [[Spot posing with Santa hat]]
/ Special Christmas Edition / Narrator: One day in space
/ [[Aliens standing in a spaceship holding ray guns]]
/ Alien: We must capture the one known as Santa / North Pole
/ [[Aliens teleporting in front of Santa and holding ray... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/30/because-one-christmas-special-is-not-enough/ |
| Housepets! - Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough | Spot (superdog) Saves Christmas by P.B.S.
/ [[Spot posing with Santa hat]]
/ Special Christmas Edition / Narrator: One day in space
/ [[Aliens standing in a spaceship holding ray guns]]
/ Alien: We must capture the one known as Santa / North Pole
/ [[Aliens teleporting in front of Santa and holding ray... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/30/because-one-christmas-special-is-not-enough/ |
| Housepets! - Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough | Spot (superdog) Saves Christmas by P.B.S.
/ [[Spot posing with Santa hat]]
/ Special Christmas Edition / Narrator: One day in space
/ [[Aliens standing in a spaceship holding ray guns]]
/ Alien: We must capture the one known as Santa / North Pole
/ [[Aliens teleporting in front of Santa and holding ray... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/12/30/because-one-christmas-special-is-not-enough/ |
| Housepets! - What They Want You To Think Yadda Yadda | [[Max and Grape lie in front of a glowing fireplace.]]
/ Max: The best part of 'Fall of the Pridelands' has got to be where Jeijan found out the Laughing Face was part of an ancient conspiracy.
/ Grape: I dunno, I was hoping Miss Auburn wouldn't fall victim to the illuminati problem. / Grape: So they... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/04/what-they-want-you-to-think-yadda-yadda/ |
| Housepets! - The Real Culprit | [[Tarot and Peanut are laying on pillows, looking at Tarot cards; Peanut is holding the Death card]]
/ Peanut: Every time a movie has a tarot reading, someone has to draw DEATH or it's not suspenseful for some reason
/ Peanut: I guess because it is suspenseful to threaten death?
/ Tarot: That is misinformed;... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/06/the-real-culprit/ |
| Housepets! - Nor Hand Nor Foot Nor Arm Nor Face | [[Miles and Lana are sitting beside each other on a chair, holding hot drinks]]
/ Lana: Say Miles, I was going over your papers and I noticed that you did not put down any of your kids' names
/ Miles: I apologize, I should have told you that we don't name our children / [[Miles takes a sip]]
/ Miles: It... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/08/nor-hand-nor-foot-nor-arm-nor-face/ |
| Housepets! - Easy Money | [[King and Sasha sit huddled together in the snow outside, wrapped in newspapers. Sasha is clearly asleep, King has just opened his eyes.]]
/ Pete (off-panel): King. / [[From King's perspective, looking up at Pete, who appears to be human aside from his griffin head. Pete is dressed in a jacket and... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/11/easy-money/ |
| Housepets! - My Favorite Villain Shorthand Is Orphanage Landlord | Thomas: Why! Why is it that honest, hard-working people like us get the raw deal? I'm just trying to earn my fair share and I get blasted for it! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORPHANAGES I'VE HAD TO FORECLOSE?! / Celia: Well, as rational human beings, I believe there are two ways to approach this.
/ Thomas: And... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/13/my-favorite-villain-shorthand-is-orphanage-landlord/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/15/a-man-of-secrets-a-ferret-of-none">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/15/a-man-of-secrets-a-ferret-of-none | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Pool Of Tantalus | Simon: Okay so I gotta tell you, we found a treasure map, but Mister Steward says we're not allowed to show it.
/ Interviewer: < http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/18/pool-of-tantalus/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/22/when-casing-its-always-a-joint/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/22/when-casing-its-always-a-joint/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/25/secondary-objective/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/01/25/secondary-objective/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Among Thieves | [[Thomas' silhouete is contrasted against a dim light]]
/ Celia: (over the phone) Alright, into the small door on the west side of the room
/ Thomes: This one?
/ Celia: I can't SEE you, dummy / [[Thomas finds himself in absoloute darkness; only his blue eyes are shown, looking around]]
/ Thomas: It's dark... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/01/among-thieves/ |
| Housepets! - Hiding A Tree | [[Thomas's feet are sticking out through a hole in the roof]]
/ Thomas: Okay, I can handle this. All I need to do is ... uh oh / [[Thomas falls out of the hole]]
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/08/hiding-a-tree/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/10/snacktime">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/10/snacktime | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Let's Get This Over With | [[Lana is sending a text message on a mobile phone, Thomas is off panel]]
/ Lana: That was fun! I'm texting the guards now
/ Thomas: Aaaaaa! Gotta make it to the pool gotta make it to the pool / [[Thomas is diving toward the pool]]
/ Thomas: Aha! / [[Thomas is hanging in midair]] / [[Thomas is caught... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/12/lets-get-this-over-with/ |
| Housepets! - Quick Valentine's Bonus | King: here is my obligatory pre-fashioned card for _____ day now stop bothering me / Tarot: You're already my Valentine, you just don't know it yet
/ Tarot: ...okay, now you do, obviously / Keys: Be my passive-aggressive object of awkward and unresolved feelings which hinge on my current state of emotion,... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/13/quick-valentines-bonus/ |
| Housepets! - Plan B | {{A man sitting behind a desk. He is on the phone.}}
/ Man: ... long story short, I tried to convince them I was hired to check their response time.
/ Woman: And it didn't work.
/ Man: No thanks to you! / {{A woman sitting in a couch. She is also on the phone.}}
/ Man: You blew your chance, double-crossing... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/15/plan-b/ |
| Housepets! - Plan B | [[Thomas is sitting at a booth in prison uniform, talking into a phone]]
/ Thomas: ...Long story short, I tried to convince them I has hired to check their response time
/ Celia: (over the phone) And it didn't work
/ Thomas: No thanks to you! / [[Celia is still sitting in her armchair]]
/ Thomas: (over... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/15/plan-b/#comments |
| Housepets! - Nature Is Ruthless | [[Grape and Maxwell outside looking at the ground]]
/ Grape: Look! A dead bird!
/ Maxwell: It must have hit a window! / [[Grape looks up at the sky, Maxwell is listening to her]]
/ Grape: < http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/24/nature-is-ruthless/ |
| Housepets! - Doghouse Rules | [[Joey and King are outside on the street, Joey addresses King]]
/ Joey: Hey new dog, did you want to play D&D this weekend?
/ King: Really? I used to play that in coll-- 'Collie', with a collie, What did you have in mind? / [[Joey starts to give King some books]]
/ Joey: Well 4th edition has turned out... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/02/26/doghouse-rules/ |
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