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a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/04/mission-cleanliness">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/04/mission-cleanliness [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/09/negotiations-break-down">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/09/negotiations-break-down [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/11/it-gets-worse">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/11/it-gets-worse [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/18/you-all-just-lost">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/18/you-all-just-lost [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Housepets! - The Game I Mean {{Title: The Game I Mean}} / [[Peanut stirs the sleeping beast]] / Peanut: Grape! Grape! Wake up! / Grape: What the -- am I wearing a sign that says 'PLEASE DISTURB' or something?! I would not be surprised actually. / [[Peanut has tears welling in his eyes; Grape rubs her own eyes looking very irritated...
Housepets! - The Game I Mean {{Title: The Game I Mean}} / [[Peanut stirs the sleeping beast]] / Peanut: Grape! Grape! Wake up! / Grape: What the -- am I wearing a sign that says 'PLEASE DISTURB' or something?! I would not be surprised actually. / [[Peanut has tears welling in his eyes; Grape rubs her own eyes looking very irritated...
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/25/you-cannot-win">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/25/you-cannot-win [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Housepets! - I Said No Escape {{Title: I Said No Escape}} / [[Grape looks down from the tree she' been chased up, contemplating her options. The dogs shout at her from below.]] / Dogs: BURN THE HEATHEN! BLASPHEMER! SOMEBODY GET A CHAINSAW! / Grape: I wonder if I could live off squirrels for the rest of my life. Like, threaten them...
Housepets! - I Said No Escape {{Title: I Said No Escape}} / [[Grape looks down from the tree she' been chased up, contemplating her options. The dogs shout at her from below.]] / Dogs: BURN THE HEATHEN! BLASPHEMER! SOMEBODY GET A CHAINSAW! / Grape: I wonder if I could live off squirrels for the rest of my life. Like, threaten them...
 
Housepets! - Okay Fine Some Escape {{Title: Okay Fine Some Escape}} / [[Grape is still up the tree, clinging to it while the dogs prepare to cut her down]] / Dog: Renounce your ways, cheater! / Grape: Never! / Dog: Give him the chainsaw! / [[The tree shakes as the dogs cut it down]] / <> / [[Grape acts in dramatic fashion]]...
Housepets! - Okay Fine Some Escape {{Title: Okay Fine Some Escape}} / [[Grape is still up the tree, clinging to it while the dogs prepare to cut her down]] / Dog: Renounce your ways, cheater! / Grape: Never! / Dog: Give him the chainsaw! / [[The tree shakes as the dogs cut it down]] / <> / [[Grape acts in dramatic fashion]]...
Housepets! - Funny You Should Ask {{Title: Funny You Should Ask}} / [[Peanut sits at home with his nose in a book. The door opens.]] / <> / [[Grape enters the frame looking very perturbed; a small black cloud emanates from her head. Peanut looks at her, but says nothing.]] / [[Grape wordlessly shuffles out of frame while Peanut...
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/14/misunderstood-artist">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/14/misunderstood-artist [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Housepets! - Ostracize Doesn't Mean To Turn Into An Ostrich {{Title: Ostracize Doesn't Mean To Turn Into An Ostrich}} / [[An embarrassed Peanut confronts Grape, clutching his drawing in one hand; Grape regards him with skepticism, her arms folded across her chest]] / Peanut: Come on, Grape, you can't read that much into a picture, can you? / Grape: It's rather...
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/19/a-cat-isnt-fine-either">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/19/a-cat-isnt-fine-either [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
Housepets! - Pushing The PG Rating IN YOUR MIND {{Title: Pushing the PG Rating IN YOUR MIND}} / [[Peanut holds his drawing; a blushing Joey stands opposite him, clasping his hands together]] / Joey: Peanut? C-Can I have a look at your picture? / Peanut: Joey? You're a cat lover? / [[Embarrassed, Peanut hands over the drawing to Joey, who is smiling]] / Peanut:...
Housepets! - Hey Dude {{Title: Hey Dude}} / [[Peanut appears agitated; Joey is rolling his eyes]] / Peanut: What was that? WHAT WAS THAT?! Do you even listen to the words coming out of your mouth? / Joey: Oh please, Peanut, don't be like Bino and the others; it's just a fantasy. / Peanut: AN EXTREMELY DISTURBING ONE. What...
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/01/anise-is-like-catnip-but-for-dogs">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/01/anise-is-like-catnip-but-for-dogs [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/04/curveball-outta-nowhere">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/04/curveball-outta-nowhere [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/06/i-planned-this-joke-for-an-awful-long-time">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/06/i-planned-this-joke-for-an-awful-long-time [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
Housepets! - I Swear It's Platonic {{Title: I Swear It's Platonic}} / Grape: Look, it doesn't even matter that I'm female, I'm still Grape. And to pull a neat little parallel, it doesn't matter if you like cats but not in that way, you're still Peanut. / [[Grape smiles reassuringly and rests her hand upon Peanut's shoulder; Peanut opens...
Housepets! - Don't Shoot {{Title: Don't Shoot}} / [[A dark room with a single window. Two voices converse in the darkness, but the speakers are not seen]] / Voice 1: Forget about the pantry, that's all junk. / Voice 2: There's food in there! There is! / Voice 1: Well I've never seen any. / Voice 2: I heard you need a thing called...
Housepets! - Stick Em Up {{Title: Stick Em Up}} / [[Grape and the raccoons stare at each other in mutual surprise]] / Grape: RACCOONS! / Raccoons: CAT! / [[One of the raccoons threateningly brandishes his claws at Grape]] / Raccoon: DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES! W-We're just here for your trash. / [[Grape discreetly reaches off-panel...
Housepets! - A Minor Flaw {{Title: A Minor Flaw}} / [[Grape peeks through the door into the Sandwich bedroom]] / Grape: Mom? Dad? / Mr. Sandwich: Guh -- Grape? What was all that racket? / Grape: I caught some raccoons messing with our garbage. / Mr. Sandwich: Oh no, they got inside? / Grape: Don't worry, I got rid of them and...
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Housepets! - I Have Decided To Start A New Comic [[Peanut's drawing book, lined sheets of paper with badly drawn images and overly descriptive tags on them.]] / [[Spot (superdog) is drawn in a heroic pose, cape fluttering behind him and his right fist in the air.]] / Caption: The adventures of Spot! / Caption: (superdog) / [[The inside of a bank. A dalmatian...
Housepets! - Whoops My Freudian Slipped [[Peanut's drawing book. Spot (superdog) is drawn in a confident pose.]] / Caption: The adventures of Spot! / Text: Spot is the bravest of all the dogs, and is more powerful than even the humans! / [[Pictures of Spot (superdog) punching holes, flying and breathing fire.]] / Text: He can fly, punch through...
Housepets! - The Loyal Order [[Bino is standing in front of the Good Ol' Dogs' Club's members, reading the agenda. The rest of the dogs are chatting away in the background.]] / Bino: The Good Ol' Dogs' Club is called to order. / Dog 1: I was under the assumption we divide everything by seven.. / Dog 2: Did you catch the game last night? / Dog...
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/27/its-a-dog-thing">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/27/its-a-dog-thing [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]

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