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Baby Diapers, The Toddler Superhero. The man ( baby ) himself.
Prehistory "He Once was a Ladies Man but now he must Serve his Duties as International Superhero/Spy for The Consortium" / Babydiapers Prehistory Zero ?2006,2007, 2009.
The Proper Attire. What does a world class secret agent choose for such an eventful occasion such as Halloween? he chooses a costume that will instill fear in his enemies of course...
Always Ready! The Mission Calls, Let's Go ! / Mission Status Update: Operation "Scrub Droopy" is a go..!
The Back Of The Show. Upon reaching the back of the show a familiar figure suddenly puts the mission at risk. / A figure of the past seems to have recognized me. / but could it be her? hoping it's NOT !
The Early Days The Experimentation Years. / In the early days of agent training .
The Mission Factors. Mission factors: a b c d /x / Operational procedure: wherein agent is in mode "a" and "d" there lies the possibility of infiltration through proper channels, disguise "c" and "b" are to be last resort measures in "x" given stages. / In normal "x" infiltration operations, all aspects are controlled and...
Not Happening! A Difficult Decision: / Message sent to headquarters: / TO: *crsthqs7 TXT: situation compromised. All marks identified but one player is possible former agent "KellaGi". Scrubdroopy may be terminated prematurely without a backup. Requesting agent FlowerMan. Please Advise. CRITICAL. / Message received: / FROM:...
Of Two Flavors. A combination of fire and sweetness. / When an environment is unknown it is best to portray a calm and agreeable demeanor... / if hostility is encountered, a defensive mode is the way to go.
On With The Show. Mission Directives: Infiltrate locker room, pose as trainer, find out what the "Chew Toy" really is, take samples of "Pooch-O's" dog food, don't get caught. / Trying to get backstage before the show starts, / behind the big dog wall at the end of the hall. / Remember 'directives' and focus the Lead ...
Outside Things Change. Objectives change and so will the procedure. Agent KellaGi must never be approached again if she is to stay alive. / Flower Man where are you dammit... / / If the "Devil is in the Details" than this mission just became 'hell on earth', Flowerman will have to be convinced to help me sort this out.
Pondering the Unavoidable. Unknown Peril Lies Ahead. / "... as I fly into my next mission I can't help but think Zynestro is waiting with a lame trap as usual." / Inner monologue while on the way to the mission...
The Puppy Kennel Show. Operation Scrub Droopy- Mission Status Update: finally at venue to infiltrate Zynestro's evil dog walkers plan. / Leave it to a complicated villain to use dog walkers as methods of destruction and world domination.
The Reminiscent Warning. A whisper of hope with a charged warning, there's more at stake here. / ...Remember London Safehouse ! / Her words resonate with so much guilt, past actions unaccounted, lovers' promises broken, partners left for dead: The Poodle Project is a front.
Top Four Suspects. Who Might The Lead Trainer Be? / walker? / cowgirl? / fancylady? / preppies? / Realizing that intelligence could have been compromised, "lead trainer" might be just a puppet piece, a scapegoat... additional reconnaissance required.
What is Needed. Required traits for being a spy. / A winning smile and a bubbly personality, are the best qualities an individual can posses to acquire a mark.
Almost There and Ready to Rumble. Almost There, Time for Weapons Check. / The only thing on our minds right now: kick some Zynestro Goon butt.
A Fine Mess? OK, Chew Toy, Chew To... what the ? / -FLOWERMAN ON COM: radiostatic "Uhm, Baby-Dick? I have a bit of a situation here.." / I found the Chew Toy but no instructions, fuck it I'll take it anyway. And Flower Man is in yet another mess... Oh Brilliant!
Get Busy. P.A. SYSTEM: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Show Will Begin In 15 Minutes..." / -Agent Flowerman: "I'll go into the storage room to look for this chew Toy thingy. You go into the Trainer's Lounge. Look Busy." / -Agent Baby Diapers: " OK, Let's Rock ! " / If only I expected things to be easy...
Getting Things Done, part one. -Agent Baby Diapers: "Good to see you again Flower Man... I requested your assistance from S7, hell of a mission." / Agent Flowerman: "would it surprise me to find I will have to save your butt yet again?" / "Now that we've caught up it's good to know there is still time before the dog show starts, under...
Knock'em Down. Two Trainers: blast wave ON. / Oh! Diaperpin do your magic.
Meeting in the Garage. A comforting encounter with a true brother in arms. / "Hey, Baby-Dick !" / ... and like that it all came back to me, my friend is here and it feels as if he never left.
No Introduction Required. Agent Flowerman at your service... / I remember everything that happened on that dreadful day in October on the South Bank, Flower Man is an unsung hero...
Not Really Trouble. This Does Not Bode Well. / -IncInc Police: "FREEZE, Scumbag!" / -Agent Flowerman: "... it's best if you put down your weapons." / A sticky situation, no trouble at all for Flower Man.
Out Then Back Again. ... one block north that means the storage center parking lot. Realizing there is still a mission to fulfill. / Pooch-O's can kiss my Super Agent Ass ! / Get Flower Man, explain the situation has changed: there's a plan in place by Zynestro's Goon just like in London, I'll set him on the food samples...
Remembering What's Important. Loyalty is the most important commodity in the spy business. Information is a close second. / Apart from all his quirks and bitter demeanor, Flower Man has always been a good friend and partner, he's here because he knows I respect that.
The Total Tremendous Team. An Extraordinary Team. / Agent Baby Diapers. / Agent Flowerman. / Solid Foundation Of Kickassery.
Walking Back. The Question that Begs an Answer... / Agent Flowerman: "So, why dog walkers? seems they're not reliable enough for world domination." / Agent Baby Diapers: "That's what I thought: seems there is a psychosomatic mechanism triggered by the food with the "Chew Toy", whatever the hell that is, and the walkers...
Aftershock. After The Shock, We Discover Something Interesting. / -Agent Baby Diapers: " Why do you always leave such a mess? We're supposed to infiltrate, butthole!" / -Agent Flowerman: " Yeah? well look what I found just lying on the counter, Fuck-Wad." / -Agent Baby Diapers: " What?" / Flower Man has a strange...
Easier Said Than Done. Mission Status Update: Damage Control. / PA SYSTEM: "Ladies and gentlemen, our show will begin in 5 minutes, trainers take your places..." / -Agent Flowerman: " Now go get your bodies and we can stash all of them there, in the kennels lockers." / -Agent Baby Diapers: "I'm on it... make sure no one comes...
Engage. Mission Status update: Engage. / -Agent Flowerman: "Now grab a baggie and let's go get the lead trainer. I have a Chew Toy with me now." / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Right, Pooch-O's! Chicken or Regular? I'll take one of each!" / I can't help but remember the good old days. None of that now, Operation Scrub...
Honor In Service, Only The Best. ONLY THE BEST / THE CONSORTIUM / ONLY THE BEST / Above And Beyond.
Inconspucuous. A Skill Worth Having Yet Seldom Used. / (bodies being dragged across the aisle) / I'm still weary about what KellaGi warned me about, will let Flower Man take the lead... this time.
Life Past. A Time When My World Was Simpler. / Flower Man, KellaGi and I used to have great times as young and eager agents, working from small offices and safe-houses in Berlin, Paris and London where our activation and operations started. / ...it was a simpler time.
The Map. Flowerman's Find = Op. Scrub Droopy is 90% Done / -Agent Baby Diapers: " The Map! Now We're rolling. Grab it and let's go, the show is about to begin..." / -Agent Flowerman: " This leads straight to the animal feed testing facility your Nanny told us about." / -Agent Baby Diapers: " I'm taking the Mp-5...
The Messy Part. The Messy Part Of The Operation = Cleanup. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Contact CCU and let them take care of this. Let's Go!" / -Flowerman Typing On Phone: / TO: *csrthqCU / TXT: Requesting Clean Up Crew at Dog Show BKSTG. Kennels VIP lounge. Pack inside lockers 3 and 4. / The Consortium Clean-Up is the division...
Now Is The Time. The Time For Action Is Now. / If there was ever a time to step up, it's this moment...
Thumping. What Did He Get Into This Time..? / OVERHEARD ON PA SYSTEM: "ladies and Gentlemen, our show will begin in 10 minutes..." / -Incinc Police: "Call it in!" / -Inc Inc Trooper: RADIOSTATIC... "control this is station three, we have a susp...Ugh!" / -Agent Baby Diapers activates the Diaperpin Sound Blaster Wave. / Shit!...
To Capture A Trainer. A Good Agent Is A Master Of Disguise. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "I'm ready, let's get the fucker !" / -Agent Flowerman: " I think your idea will work, just stay ahead of whatever they say..." / Absolutely incredible that I get to do this now, even as I try to avoid contact with agent KellaGi and keeping...
All Good Things... Waiting For The Opportune Moment. / / As I make my way around the crowd that has gathered waiting for the show to start, I see KellaGi across the room with a familiar expression... I am reminded this mission is askew, something is about to go down: something bad.
In Control. The Killswitch! / Everything suddenly froze, as I realize KellaGi's look meant she had the ultimate answer.
Lurking. Zynestro standing by his car outside the show, watching Baby Diapers and kellaGi. / Zynestro patiently observes from the outside, waiting for the ?ber plot to unravel.
Meanwhile In The Basement. -Agent Flowerman: " Wait a minute, "Consortium"?! what the hell... Nairobi? Whatever is going on here it's definitely not kosher. Must Warn Baby-Ass." / As Our Superhero makes his way around the crowd on the show floor, Agent Flowerman finds something surprising yet strangely familiar, a double take...
The Playground Of Foes. The Game Theory. / -INTERIOR CAR: Zynestro in the back seat grabs his cell phone to place a call and orders his chauffeur: "Henry, take me to The Lerners, I need to adjust the stakes of this chase. After you drop me off return to the Hangar and tell them to keep the saucer ready and loaded." / -Henry:...
Seeing The Light. The Secret Is Steadily Creeping. / -Orange-Boy: "Oh Flowerman!". / -Agent Flowerman: "Orange-Bpy my old lackey!" / -Orange-Boy: "I saw you come in with that partner of yours, and I knew he would send you down here. You're mine now Fuck-O." / --Agent Flowerman: "Menial labor as always I see. How is Saphie,...
Something For The Party. Something Extra Special For The Party. / Zynestro being driven by Henry, in front of the Opera Building on their way to The Lerners Bank. / -Zynestro:" Henry, I will let Agent Baby find the truth and mess with him no longer. He will see our ways and stop fighting my greater plan. " / -Henry the Driver:"...
Something To Ponder Upon. Perilous Lovers Exchange A Moment. / On the show floor, Agent Baby Diapers and KellaGi: / -Agent Baby Diapers: "What are you thinking?! last time I saw you use this there were body parts flying out the window. What's Going on KellaGi?" / -Agent KellaGi: "Don't waste time with this. Flowerman has been lured...
To The Rescue. Baby Diapers glowing with special super toddler power rushing down into the basement. -Agent Flowerman to Orange-Boy: "Don't Look Back!". / Flowerman: Baby Diapers To The Rescue. / Rushing like a comet, Agent Baby Diapers comes in the nick of time for saving the captured Flowerman.
Toddler Superhero Power On. Baby Diapers glowws from within, releasing his super awesome power. / Baby Diapers Power Surge: ON! / A Superhero Has Sprung Into Action.
Uh Oh! Agent Flowerman picks up a clipboard with a secret letter. / The Letter: / The Consortium Electronics Division / Ambient/Behavioural Reseach Unit / The Hague, Nederlands. / Robert ?Puppy? Kennel Jr. / V.P. Implementation. / Inc. Inc. / NON DISCLOSURE-EYES ONLY: Head of Monitoring and Control. / Esteemed...
Zynestro. Zynestro watching baby Diapers. (reflected in his goggles). / Head of IncInc. and mastermind of almost every operation, Zynestro is regarded as an obscure figure, a brilliant if twisted brain, a ghost, spirit of The Corporation Labs, principal stock holder of The Lerners, ex-military and several other...
 
At The Hangar. Henry Arrives At The Hangar To Prep Saucer. / -Henry the Driver: "I've just arrived Sir. Everything's in order." / Henry the Driver is one of those overachieving employees that makes almost everyone else seem incompetent...apart from being a chauffeur, he is in charge of Zynestro's pilots (and saucer...
Finish The Mission. On Their Way To Finish The Mission. / -Agent Flowerman: " Now, how do we get to the testing facility quickly?" / -Agent Baby Diapers: " We Fly Of Course!" / And finally they will meet with Zynestro... without knowing about it, they may yet find success and fulfill their objective.
The Haven. The Lerners Bank: Zynestro's Haven / -Zynestro on the phone with Wenceslas Lerner: "Wences, we have a bit of a situation." / There is at least one for every villain.
Mission Status Update: Ka-Pow! Mission Status Update: Ka-Pow, Kick Ass! / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Flower-Man Get Down! " knocking the lights out of Orange-Boy. POW! / -Agent Flowerman: " Ugh... Told You!" scrunching down. / Fair Warning!
On Their Way. Flying: The Best Way To Travel. / Baby Diapers and Agent Flowerman soar into the blue yonder ... whooooeeeeooosh / Off They Go!
Over Bay City. Over Bay City And Onto The Warehouse. / One stop before they get to the warehouse, The Lerners Bank to pick up the Boss.
The Play. Zynestro's saucer at tarmac outside hangar ready for flight. / Cleared For Takeoff, And We're In Play. / Off to pickup Zynestro at The Lerners then onto the IncInc Animal Feed Warehouse... the secret shall be revealed.
Preflight Checks. Pilots in the cockpit with Henry on the Nav console. / Pilot one: "We are go for EMF coil warmup-pah..." / Pilot two: "Roger That: EMF coil warmup." / Henry Supervises Saucer Preflight Checks. / A very active and hands on person, Henry readies the saucer as instructed.
Safe. Zynestro at the Lerner's main entrance. / The Lerners Bank: Zyenstro's Haven. / The backbone of any Sinister Organization: The banker.
The Saucer. The Saucer: Zynestro's Mobile Lair. / Flying saucer by IncInc hangar at airport. / Zynestro's "fortress in the air" ready and waiting at the platform.
Target Identified. Target Identified: Top Boss. / -Agent Flowerman: "That took you long enough..!" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "I got here in time didn't I? What's Orange-Boy doing here?" / -Agent Flowerman: "Slacking as always. Let's go, Saphie's who we're looking for !" / -Agent Baby Diapers: " What...Saphie? YOUR EX Saphie..?...
Confrontation. An Obligatory Confrontation. / As Zynestro's saucer is about to touch down on the helipad, our heroes com to the realization that here and now this whole mess ends. / -Agent Flowerman: "Shall We Dance?". / -Agent Baby Diapers: " Yeah, let's get this asshole." / It's time to face the music.
End Of Game. The Conclusion Of This Game Is Nigh. / Zynestro on platform at Inc Inc, walking to pick up "the reveal". / Simple Yet Complicated, Never An Easy Task.
Face To Face. And The Truth Comes To Light... / -Zynestro: " You found our factory, Good. You know the Chew Toy device made for us by your bosses at The Consortium is a special kind of weapon, with the power to change minds through specific media fed triggers?" / -Agent Flowerman: " How in Hell did you get them working...
Finally. Finally, The Mission Objective. / To the greatest extent that the task demanded, our heroes are in for a big surprise despite their knowledge of the mission.
The Mysterious Factory. Baby Diapers and Agent Flowerman arriving at the Inc Inc Animal Feed Testing Facility. / And we are at the end of the mission.
One Last Thing. One Last Thing To Pick Up Before Revealing Plans. / Zynestro's saucer approaching to IncInc harbor's landing pad. / And so the final piece will make the mystery dissipate.
The Pick Up. The Pick Up: A Carefully Laid Plan On Paper. / Colonel Daniels presents his salute, carrying an envelope with the plans to be revealed. / -Colonel Daniels: "The documents you requested, Sir. " / Zynestro: "Thank you Colonel Daniels." / And there goes the whole enchilada.
Showdown. Finally face to face with the dreaded counterpart.
A Trap? Sensing A Trap, Engaging Feels Like The Only Exit. / -Agent Flowerman: "Look, it's Zynestro's Saucer!" / -Agent Baby Diapers: " No Fucking Way!" / Looks like it's Go Time!
West Of Harbor. The Animal Feed Warehouse Is West Of IncInc Harbor. / Agents Baby Diapers and Flowerman flying over IncInc Harbor. / -Agent Flowerman: " I'm wondering, what happens now?" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Now, We Kick Ass! " / Considering they've been lucky so far, Agent Flowerman is thinking about a possible confrontation...
Zynestro's Arrival. An Arrival Most Dreaded, Not Expected. / Soon, Our Heroes and Their Foe...
The Bubble Trap. -Agent Baby Diapers, trapped inside the energy bubble, pondering the outcome, thinking: ' " What the hell does he mean by connected and that bit about the GOOD and the BAD? He's just playing hardass now. Must. Get. Out. Of. Bubble. " ' / applying his thought wave to burst out, will he make it? / A Trap...
Confrontation In Captivity. And Now The Ancient Plan Is Revealed. / -Agent Flowerman: "... just wait 'til I get out of here: I'm going to fuck you up! " / -Zynestro: "Gentlemen, gentlemen: Now can we talk like civilized people? you don't know how much you're missing here, I'll explain everything." / -Agent Baby Diapers: " OH, Bite...
The Document. -Zynestro: "In this document you'll find all the answers: how we made you, how Consortium and IncInc are connected and more still. The Good and The Bad." / Everything You Need to Know And More. / And does it really provide all the answers, I doubt it but it will be opened and we'll see.
The Document's True Nature. A Prize Most Unexpected. / -Agent Flowerman: " So we're just letting him get away? I wanted to give him a very big ass-whooping. " / -Agent Baby Diapers: " I think, this is more important. It says: 'Files Of The Venues- Baby Diapers Project'...I'm a PROJECT !? " / -Agent Flowerman: " The Venues..? No...
FIRE! ! BABY DIAPERS POWER: FIRE ! / Zynestro's in for a major Hurting.
The Forced Pause. while our heroes are trapped inside one of Zynestro's energy bubbles... / This is the moment where everything takes a forced pause to clear things up. / FINALLY! / Bubble Blast Complete And Effective.
Here Comes Pain. Zynestro's Famous Bubble Blast Wave. / Zynestro firing his wave. / -Agent Baby Diapers and Agent Flowerman: " This is going to HURT !" / Final showdown and still a few surprises from Zynestro. Bummer... / No worries, Our Heroes are Resilient and Tough.
Now What? The Mystery Ends... / -Agent Flowerman: " you Bastaaaard! Come back so I can kick your ass, You Pussy." / -Agent Baby Diapers: " Let's Open This So We Learn What The Hell Is Going On. We'll Get Him Later." / And they will learn some bitter truths and that goes with the business of being a super age...
Oops! Zynestro's Taking Fire... Surprise! / Zynestro: "That's it? MY TURN... " / As you can see, Zynestro is immune to most of Baby Diapers' powers except one, one he has yet to try.
The Original Report. The Original BD Report. / -Agent Baby Diapers: " Flower Man you have to see this report: it says there are FIVE other Me's and that I am 'terminated' ! ". / Read below. / (bd report) / And there are more bits of information that still make no sense at all in the document. What is Zynestro's ultimate...
Sorting Through Secrets. Sorting Through Secrets. / -Agent Flowerman: " What is in there, anything Good and Juicy ? " / -Baby DIapers sorting through the document's many pages filled with schematics, photos, etc. / What Indeed?
Bigger Things. -Agent Flowerman: " So... Are We Going After Him Or What ? " / .Agent Baby Diapers: " YES! although there's a good chance he's setting us up again; we'll be SO ready for him this time around, he's Toast! " / Bigger Things At Hand. / The Document is a formidable new piece of weaponry, one that will be...
Carefully Laid Plans. The Plan To Fight back Begins! / I am dead serious about this, if Zynestro's purpose was to discourage me from hunting him, he's failed... but if he was planning ahead, he had to know I would come after him. Sick, Twisted Fuck!
Down Time. New Challenges, But Now Down Time. / -Agent Flowerman: " Well, shall we get the hell out of here... How about a drink? I'm buying. " / -Agent baby Diapers: " Absolutely! I'll take that offer. Zynefuck won't do much now that he surrendered the ONLY bargaining chip. " / The fact that the document contains...
The Plan Is Set. Leaving The Scene: Zynestro's Plan Is Set. / Zynestro's long and tedious plan has been leading up to this moment. Now he'll have time for other nefarious works in his corporate empire, knowing Agent Baby Diapers will always be there now that he has 'The Document', hopefully one step behind. / ...we're...
WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW. As we prepare for our second chapter we would like to share with you a series of basic concepts about our beloved hero. These are posts about Baby Diapers the agent and the complex fabric of the world around him. / Hope you enjoy. / Oscar Falc?n Lara
Chapter II. Chapter II Baby Diapers the Toddler Superhero in "Very Much So". / It's time again for more adventures of the toddler superhero, we'll begin on Saturday, October 2nd 2010. Here's the opening chapter cartoon to prepare you for our next exciting adventure. / OFL
 
At Testing Grounds. Working at the consortium nuclear testing grounds... / -PA system: "agent daipers, agent diapers, report to front office, report to front office..." / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Here We Go". / ... after a long time in the lab, the call was expected.
Adventure Almost Ready. Almost Ready To Depart. / -Agent Flowerman: "That's everything we need... ready?" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "All set, let's Go!" / Uncertainty and Adventure. / This line of work is dangerous, but always an adventure.
Day Of Mission. 0825 Day Of Mission, Loading The Plane. / Just enough time to load the plane.
Double-Check. Double-Checking Orders. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "According to our briefing, wheels up at 0910, heading 093 and we'll receive further instructions once airborne." / Everything's in place for this mission's success.
First Anniversary. One year comic panel. / One year ago today I started the regular series of this comic, and it was pure coincidence that it corresponded with Halloween. I would like to thank everyone for visiting my precious little enterprise, to those of you who found it by searching, by referral or by pure chance....
Follow The Line. Follow The Lines To Get To The Front Office. / Agent Baby Diapers' thought bubble:- "Ok, Major Hanny, what do you have for me this time..." / New orders and a warning await on the other side of that blue door.
It Begins. And So The Mission Begins... / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Come on... Flowerman has already started the engines. Mission Time Let's Go!" / -Dr. K. Diaks: "Right BeeDee. Let's Go!" / Just In Time.
Mission Awaits. What Lies On The Other Side Of The Door? / Agent Baby Diapers is just outside front office door, in the corridor. / A tingle runs down our hero's back as he approaches Major Hanny Rafferty (aka "Ballistic Sweeper").
New Orders. New Orders Come With A Bit Of A Sting. / -Agent Baby Diapers: " Maj. Hanny, you want to see me..." / -Maj. Hanny Rafferty: " Agent Diapers: new orders are in. Not as simple as we expected, unfortunately." / "Come in and sit down." / And what they were not expecting, they were not keen on: Zynestro might...
The Robotics Team. Meet The Consortium's Robotics Team. / Dr. K. Diaks, BBDTS and the robot Bb0-prototype1 / Now they get to use their prototype in the field.
Serious Challenge. Things Get Serious: We Love The Challenge. / -Maj. Rafferty: "Tell me you know what this is about. Tell me that you'll do it with no fuss. Tell me that you can control Flowerman and more importantly that new robot of yours. tell me this isn't going to get ugly given your history with ZeeBoy. Tell me......
Take Off. Into The Wide (and rough) Blue Yonder. / Several views of the airplane taking off from The Consortium airfield runway 29. / / And now we wait for the executive order: 5 miles out from airfield we should be bearing from the Ballistic Sweeper.
Through The Lab. Walking Through The Lab. / -Agent Flowerman: "Hey! you were called to the Front Office." / -Agent Baby Diapers: "On my way, hope it's our new mission..." / -Agent Flowerman: "Say hello to Hanni for me would you." / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Sure!" / Agent Flowerman is also anxious about their next assignment...
Time To Go. Dr. Kiaks Arrives With The Robot. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Look, Doc is here with our robot. Mission time!" / -Agent Flowerman: "Great! let's go, I'm flying right seat today." / Interior view of hand on steering of Land Rover Defender, looking out towards the plane, Baby Diapers is by the cargo door. / Robot...
Bird Down. Bird Down. Almost Didn't Make It. / -Agent Flowerman: " Oh Man... That Was Close." / It was a matter of a few meters...
Destination/Action. In control tower: / -ATC operator: "Have them on radar, Major. They're all yours..." / -Maj. Hanny Rafferty: "Five-Kilo-Alpha turn to heading Two-Four-Two. When 225 miles out contact channel 66 and await landing instructions." / "Deploy Baby Diapers right after contacting channel 66." / -Five-Kilo-Alpha:...
Expectations. Steady, Steady, And Down. / -Radio: "Five-Kilo-Alpha: your landing coordinates are transmitting. You should be able to make out the site briefly, Be Advised: enemy territory." / -Agent Flowerman: "Great, a landing site. Easier said that done... unfortunately." / -Pilot: " Yes, Sir." / -Agent Baby Diapers,...
Gear Off. Get The Gear Off The Plane. / Plane on the ground, full stop, engines running. / -Agent Flowerman: "Pilot: four minutes and then you're outta here, got it!?" / -Pilot: "Yes Sir." / -Agent Flowerman: "Let's go Dr. Diaks, get the gear off the plane ASAP." / -Dr. K. Diaks: "Okidokz!" / And it's time to signal...
Precious Cargo On The Ground. Three Minutes, Thirty Seven Seconds Later... / Everything unloaded within time frame. / Dr. K. Diaks- "Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go!" / Efficient Killing Machines.
The Robot Setup. Dr. Diaks And The Amazing Robot Setup. / -Dr. K. Diaks: " Almost done here. I'm starting the robot program..." / Everything looks ready, let the mayhem begin...
Rock The Shack. Operation "Rock The Shack" Starts Now! / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Are We There Yet?" / -Agent Flowerman on radio: "channel six-six. five-kilo.alpha, awaiting instructions." / -Pilot: "approaching drop zone sir." / -cockpit radio: "five-kilo-alpha, operation "rock the shack" is a go. I repeat, operation "rock...
Weeeee! Superhero Action Vocabulary. / -Agent Flowerman: "We'll contact you when we land. Happy flying Fuck-Face." / -Agent Baby Diapers: "I'm Out! catch you on the ground Dudes..." / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as he jumps out of plane. / Now we're on a roll!
A Bonk and A Banana. Trash-Talking Enemy Technology For Fun. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Hi There You Piece Of Hi-Tech Shit! I will peel your ass like a banana..." / -The Shack tank: "beep, killbabydiapers. / The more the tank gets attacked the more it learns, it has an A.I. that was designed specifically to target BD's strengths....
Gusto. Getting A Gusto For The Dramatic. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Tell you what: I'm jumping on its ass. Get me some hunk-a-junk I will!" / -Baby Diapers flies off with a "Woo Hoo!" / Looks like we're going to get some hardcore Baby-On-Robot action!
In The Crosshairs. Target Acquired: Baby Diapers In The Crosshairs. / -The Shack Tank: "beep, tracking-targetfixed" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Uh-Oh!" / -The Shack Tank: "beep, deathray-firefirefire" / animated laser blast. / There You Go: that's what happens when you get a killer robot angry...
Incoming. Incoming Object: Force Field On. / ---On robot command board: / -DETECT: babydiapers00 / #Trajectory:Inbound1 / _fourcefield(0=true). / -on:[detect_0=true]deathrayon=true. / -SYSTEMACTIVE. / BabyDiapers Inbound.(on radar) / Here. It Comes...
Meanwhile. Somewhere Over The Northern territories... / -Pilot on comm: "Sir, we're receiving a transmission from Dark-Pink Five: one of the robot vehicles is reporting contact with Baby Diapers." / -Zynestro, in saucer lower deck: "...Finally!" / Yup, looks like Zynestro was waiting for this...
Plane Is Leaving. Plane is Leaving: Contact Baby Diapers. / Establishing a command post and executing orders is on the menu today.
Plane Is Returning To Base. The Consortium Plane Is Returning To Base. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Flowerman talk to me buddy; how far am I from your command post?" / Now the real action begins: there is an assumed target between the command post and Baby Diapers' current location. / Something is about to go down.
Robot Time. Time To Test The Robot In The Field. / -Agent Baby Diapers under fire, inside force field: " Flower Man: how a bout that robot huh, coming soon?" / -Dr. K. Diaks at the controls: "Flowerman: Program Ready!" / -Agent Flowerman on the radio: "Robot is operational and on its way." / We were beginning to suspect...
The Shack. IncInc's Mystery Weapon A.K.A. "The Shack". / Now this baby can render quite a bit of damage if you make it angry. / "The Shack"; Zynestro's Dark-Pink Faction has been developing and improving this battlefield monster for ages: It's made with a special metal alloy and has a reinforced armored hull,...
Small Problem. There Is One Small Problem... / -Agent Flowerman, responding to Baby Diapers on the radio: "Well buddy, you're about two kilometers SW from our position, BUT, the mission target is smack in the middle between us..." / It seems they're in a bit of a tangle... I'm sure it's something they can handle.
Superhero Confidence. Deathray Hits. superhero Confidence Is High. / The shack tank fires, "Szmwoooishhh" sound. / -Agent Baby Diapers procuring a force field, deflecting the deathray blast: " Come On You Fucker: Let's Dance!" / Maybe the best way to get around an enemy is to entice or tease the hell out of him/her/it... ...
Calling Robot Into Action. Consortium Robot Is Given Its Orders. / -Dr. K. Diaks: "RobotBb0: Assist Agent Baby Diapers at location specified-Alpha." / -Robot bb0: "ACKNOWLEDGED" / Now we'll see the effectiveness of a sophisticated war machine like this in real world situations. / Hoping for a great outcome...
Deflect-Engage. Intercept / Deflect / Protect. / -Robotbb0 stopping the death ray: "DEFLECT-ENGAGE" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "There You Go!" / At last, the robot is working in the field, defending. How will it be at attacking I wonder.
The Face-Off. Battle Of The Armored Titans. / The Shack tank in the distance, looking straight to Robot Bb0. / The good and the ugly.
Happy New Year 2011! Best Wishes To Everyone, From your favorite Baby Superhero! / Cheers!
Ready To Strike. All Systems A-OK / Ready To Strike. / Robot Bb0 flying over terrain to help Agent Baby Diapers fight the Shack tank. / / This is going to be good! A robot and a Superhero against an armored killing machine...
Robot Away! Robot Bb0: To The Rescue! / -Robot Bb0, streaking through the sky: Location Fixed. / / Call To Action. What this robot was made for, now we'll see.
Simple Strategy. Simple Strategy: Let Him Come To Me. / -Zynestro to himself, in saucer control room: "Which of those super-powers will you use first on our robot I wonder..." / Simple yes, but will he take the bait? chances are he's anticipating a shitty move on his part...
Sophisticated Robot. Robot Bb0: Sophisticated High-Technology. / Prime Directives: / -to assist Consortium agents in the field. / -to protect Consortium assets. / -to protect itself from harm. / Secondary Directives(classified): / -aid in research of covert technology. / -to test weapons systems despite the target-one exception:...
In The Crosshairs. Eyes On The Prize: Quite Deadly Set. / Closeup of The Shack Tank's Eye targeting Robot Bb0 and Baby Diapers for Death Ray. / Well this is going to be interesting...
The Shack is About To Get Bitchslapped Robot Bb0 arms up, beaming from the antenna. ready to strike. / Will the Shack Tank prevail? or will this new engineering wonder from The Consortium have the upper hand? / ... we shall see.
 
better get Movin' Unknown Enemy Requires Change Of Tactic. / -The Shack: "Beep, Death-Ray ineffective." / Robot Bb0 is a secret weapon not in Dark Pink Faction's intelligence roster, that's the advantage of having your own parallel research project... / But all is not rosy, for The Shack carries a few surprises of...
Going Over And High. The Attack To End All Attacks. / -Baby Diapers: "My Turn! Cover me Robot Bee-Bee-Zed... I'm Going Over and High." / -Robot Bb0: "ACKNOWLEDGED" / That's how you handle it, the all-in approach... for the most part, it seems the odds are on the side of our heroes.
Intentions Shown. A Steady Rain Of Tech killing Pulses. / -The Shack tank, firing the ion pulse cannon:"Beep, ion-fire-fire-fire." / -Baby Diapers, with Robot Bb0, holding a force field:"Ha ha, you didn't know about my robot, did you Fucker!" / There seems to be only one way to deal with a stubborn piece of battle gear,...
Round Two. New Weapon:Ion Cannon. This Might Hurt A Bit. / Robot Bb0 and Baby Diapers in the sight line of The Shack while it attempts to use a surprise weapon, an Ion Cannon. / -Baby Diapers: "Now We're Talking! Bring It Bitch". / -The Shack Tank: "beep, ion-.cannon-ready". / A surprise move for sure; our heroes...
The Terror From Above. Bringing The Big Guns To The Yard. / -Baby Diapers: "Baby Power: Slice-Fly!" / Applying Baby Power to destroy the enemy.
Up For A Better View The View From A Prestigious Vantage Point. / Baby Diapers up in the air, targeting The Shack Tank. / -The Shack Tank: "Beep, baby-diapers-incoming." / Homing in on the target, The Toddler Superhero will now attempt to disable The Shack Tank's obsessively aggressive and militarized demeanor with some...
A Very Big Eff You. The Universal Sign For Harsh Disagreements. / Robot Bb0 giving The Shack tank the finger from under the cover of the force field. / -Baby Diapers: "Yeah, That's Right!" / You see, even in the Robot world, you can't go wrong with a little finger, and a lot of attitude.
The Best Fucking Team. Superhero Support Team Alpha. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Dr. Diaks, order bee-bee-zero to follow that missile, Priority ONE!". / -Dr. K. Diaks: "Right Oh, Agent Diapers... Command Sent.". / -Robot Bb0: "ACKNOWLEDGED.CATHC THE MISSILE.". / That's The Way You Do It!
Chasing. The Good Robot That Chases A Bad Robot. / Robot bb0 flying through the sky, attempting to catch the missile core. / This will be amazing...
Consequence Of Baby Power. Baby Power Effective. The Tank Is In Peril! / -Agent Baby Diapers, floating above The Shack Tank, laying semi-destroyed after being slice-fly-ed: "Ha! Fuck with me one more time... I Dare you..." / That was swift and tremendous... yet unbeknownst to our hero the Shack Tank has one very secret and special...
Core Blast-Off! Mainframe Core Goes Back To Dark-Pink-Five HQ. / Rocket core blasts off passing in front of Baby Diapers. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "WOAH! Where are you going..?" / There seems to be some sort of confusion here... / Best hope would be for an easy outcome.
Defenderbot Defenderbot's Mainframe Core Makes An Exit. / Defenderbot opens its bay doors and out comes a robot missile, containing the brains of the tank, ready to launch. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "...the hell is going on?! Flowerman! is Bb0 getting ay readings on what's happening here?" / The time to report on...
INTERMISSION: A Look At The Past. FROM THE FILES FO THE CONSORTIUM: / baby Diapers in front of a vintage BMW at the Consortium Transport dock in The Hague. / Before ranking as a high profile Agent, the Toddler Superhero worked at the transport office, sorting logistics for maritime and air parcel deliveries. It is here that he learned...
Prey. Trailing The Escaping Core: The Prey. / Like A Hawk. / NOTE: this post marks the 60th episode in chapter two. (more action packed episodes to come as we near the end of this chapter.)
Robot Calling Home. The Shack Tank, laying semi destroyed, begins transmission: / "BABY.DIAPERS.ATTACK.DAMAGE.RUNNING.DIAGNOSTICS.DATA.COMPILED.SENDING" / Meanwhile, Somewhere Over Bay City... / -Saucer pilot: "Sir, Dark-Pink-Five defenderbot is transmitting diagnostic and damage package. Looks like Baby Diapers data Sir." / -Zynestro:...
Slice Fly Wave. Slice Fly Wave Of Baby Power Coming Down. / -The Shack Tank, targeting upward: "Baby.Diapers.Incoming.ACTIVE.ARMOR. ENGAGE." / Baby Diapers power wave flying down. / Some of the toddler superhero's special powers are of the quantum entanglement type, terribly great and terribly effective against targets...
Sliced! Swoooooosh... Ding! / -Agent Baby Diapers, flying down upon The Shack Tank, applying baby Power-Slice Fly: "TAKE THAT!". / And That Concludes Today's Demonstration Kids...
Surprise, Surprise... The Playing Field Has Increased In Size. / -Saucer Pilot: "Sir, Dark-Pink-Five's core is on its way to site I-5 but reports it is being followed by unknown object." / -Zynestro: "Unknown... allow it to proceed and alert site I-5 to incoming hostile." / -Saucer Pilot: "Roger That..!" / What is it about...
Surprised..? An Unexpected Reaction. / -The Shack Tank: "BEEP.DATA.ACQUISITION.COMPLETE.EJECTING." / -Agent Baby Diapers, floating high above the Shack Tank: "Now what..?" / Could the battle have been won this easily? not likely.
Underestimating The Power Of The Baby And Now, Worry Comes From Above. / -The Shack Tank, gearing up and targeting the toddler superhero. / -Agent Baby Diapers, pausing up in the sky in line of sight of the tank's targeting sensor: "Think you got me now? You Fucking Toy!". / It would seem that this modern piece of technology tends to overcompensate...
Better Be Quick! Toddler Superhero To The Battle. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "On My Way, Flower-San !". / There He Goes!
Destination Pink. Encounters: The Reckoning. / -Site I-5 loudspeaker: "Red Alert, Red Alert.... Entanglement Field Active." / Missile core and Robot Bb0 enter the crater and approach the force field. / / Looks like this place is more prepared for attack then previously thought.
Force Field. The Pinnacle:A Force Field Generator. / -On loudspeaker: Red Alert, Red Alert! Shields Up! Shields Up! / Here's where things get sticky... will the robot be able to get through this force field? we can only hope.
Hanny's Point. Meanwhile at The Consortium Testing Grounds. / -Maj. Hanny Rafferty: "What is going on over there..! Agent Diapers, you are hereby ordered to retrieve that missile core, Top Priority!" / You see, back at Consortium Operations, things don't look as peachy as our heroes seem to think they are... Not...
Here They Come. Radar Contact: Enemy Closing (Guns Ready). / Oh, a fortress with heavy weaponry... can't say they are a match to the awesome power of the Consortium Robotics Team.
Red Alert!, Red Alert! Defiantly Set For The Crater Of Doom. / And here's where the fun begins...
Robot Approaching. Closing In Fast On Its Target. / Robot Bb0: "REPORT: TRAILING MISSILE." / Robot bb0 is fast approaching the missile core, hopefully he'll get to it before reaching site I-5, Dark-Pink-Five's lair of doom.
To The Crater. Zynestro Makes His Way To The Crater. / -Saucer Pilot: "Sir, site I-5 has declared a Red Alert." / -Zynestro: "Red Alert? Blast..! Commander, set course for I-5." / -Saucer Pilot: "Roger that, setting course for site I-5." / All forces coming together for what will be an amazing confrontation.
Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top, Bottom. The Entanglement Field. / Robot Bb0 gets caught in the quantum entanglement force field at site I-5. / -Dr. K. Diaks: "Oh Damn! something is wrong... I'm getting strange readings from the Robot!". / -Agent Flowerman: "Hey Baby-Dude, better get your pink butt to the Robot's last reported location!". / A...
Waiting. Waiting For The Robot To Report Its Position. / The toddler superhero will have to fly off to where the action will be.
Zynestro Inbound Zynestro is Rapidly Approaching. / Saucer flying in low orbit. / http://www.toddlersuperhero.net/2012/03/zynestro-inbound.html
As if Not Thre. Baby Power: Relativistic Penetrator / -Baby Diapers, going through the quantum entanglement field: "Shaaa!". / In. Through. Kick Some Ass..!
The Way It Goes It Was Destined To Happen Like This. / -Saucer Pilot: "Sir, we're almost at site I-5, and we have a visual on Agent BD. How shall we proceed, Sir?". / -Zynestro: "Activate force-field and begin transmitting tunneling frequencies, we'll lure him onto the crater's defenses." / I don't think it will be...
Line OF Attack. An Expected View. / -Agent Baby Diapers, hovering over the crater's edge: "...would you look at that... Flowerman ,I'm going in and through the force-field!". / -Saucer pilot, on the ground, under force-field cover: "sir, transport is on its way. Field is table and holding." / Could this battle be coming...
Two Powers. Two Powers. / Zynestro and the toddler superhero are coming closer to the crater... / ... and here they are!
Agent Support. Airplane somewhere in the area receiving instructions: / -Message from base: "Five-Kilo-Alpha, Agent Diapers' quantum signature has been detected. Proceed to site bravo on mission map and report visual range. Contact Agent Flowerman on channel six-niner and report status. CONFIRM." / -Pilot:"CONFIRMED....
Better Hurry Inside. Here Is Where it All Ends, Maybe. / The toddler superhero has just tunneled through the force field and is hanging just above the generator base, super charged by the quantum field. / -Agent Baby Diapers, talking down to Zynestro: "Hey, buttwipe!" / That quantum-force field holds strong yet it is...
Both Alike In Dignity. Power Against Power Of A Different Kind. / -Agent Diapers, inner voice: "Here, Goes...". / -"Baby Power: Blue Blast!". / -Zynestro, as he stares up the incoming ray: "Interesting..!". / Well here it is, the confrontation to end all confrontations.
Face To Face, Again. This Is Such A Familiar Scenario. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "...and for my next trick: The Disappearing Bad Guy!". / -Zynestro, now quite bothered but matter-of-fact-ly: "...really? I would like to see that trick." / For whatever reason (still undefined) these two seem to be forever linked in a tug-of-war...
Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween 2012! / A ghoulishly delicious day from all of us! / Wishing everyone a safe and very enjoyable Halloween!
Keeps Happening. Deja V?, Or, The Art Of The Protecting Bubble. / Blue Blast ray coming at Zynestro, who is now under a protective force field. / For the Nth Time.
Pest Control. Supervillain Hubris Is Underrated. / -Zynestro: "Blast! ...you better get out of here boys, looks like the is a pest I have to get rid of, AGAIN!" / Why is it that every time a bad guy get confrontational, he believes to have the upper hand..?
Saucer Out! The Boss is In Command of The Situation. / Saucer is gone, let's leave it at that.
Superiority. Vantage Point: Toddler Superhero. / Agent Baby Diapers looking down, locking Zynestro in his sight. / Targeting the bad guy...
Team Alpha Gets Going! ...And The Team Jumps Into Action! / -Pilot, over comm: "Support Team Alpha, Five-Kilo-Alpha. En-route to rendezvous at mission site Bravo. Get your behinds there quickly, Agent Diapers needs you ASAP. CAN YOU READ ME, OVER. / -Agent Flowerman: "Loud and Clear Five-Kilo-Alpha. On our way. Alpha leader...
The Thing About Contraries. Zynestro Is Left To His Own Devices. / .Zynestro, inner voice: "you and me old chap." / Yes, this is about to get UGLY...
 
D?a De Los Muertos. Feliz Dia De Los Muertos. / Agent Baby Diapers as a sugar skull. / Celebration Day - D?a de Celebraci?n
Down, And Up! They Meet And They Are Soon Gone. / -Dr. K. Diaks: "There's Our Ride!" / A soft touchdown, a 180? turn, a pick-up, and wheels up all in less than 3 minutes; one can only hope.
Energy Unbound. A Very Loud Display Of Escaping Energy. / Plasma explosion inside the crater of site I-5. / Tremendous powers colliding and releasing such magnificent forces... but who will come out un-harmed after such an event? let the dust settle and we'll find out soon enough.
In, Up, Away. Into The Belly Of The Beast. / -Agent Flowerman: "Five-Kilo-Alpha, hold steady while we board. Twenty seconds." / -Pilot 5KA_ "ROGER THAT..." / Yes, and now to more important things, like helping Agent Baby Diapers perhaps.
Meanwhile... Pick-Up At Rendezvous Bravo. / Air pickup is on the ground ready to take Agent Flowerman and Dr- K. Diaks to safety. / Gather the team and get to the air ASAP.
One And The Other Two Of The Greatest Foes, With Issues. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Well then, that didn't work. It should have disrupted his shield..." / --Agent Baby Diapers: "Ready For More, You Asshole..!?" / -Zynestro: "In the words fo your generation: BRING IT!" / And what would better men do? / what indeed...
Team Gets Airborne. Up And Away ANd Into Action Again. / -Agent Flowerman: "So now, what about our Robot Operations Camp?". / -Dr. K. Diaks: "It's been fitted with a self destruct mechanism, my dear Agent Flowerman." / A support team like no other. Help is on the way and there will soon be a hole where the robot operations...
The Clash - Part II. Swoosh. Bang. Boom..! / Agent Baby Diapers hitting Zynestro's force field bubble with tremendous babypower. / ! Boom !
The Clash. A Clash That Needs To Happen. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "O.K. Then... Here I come Fuck-O." / 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
The Smoke Clears. The Only Possible Outcome. / Agent Baby Diapers and Zynestro lie on the ground, thrown by the explosion of the force field. / What now..?
We'll Be Back Soon! Holiday is Over... We'll Be Back Soon With More Superhero Action! / Agent Baby Diapers and Agent Flowerman, together: "Oh Yeah!" / Good Things Are Coming, The Awesome is Back!
An Apology We're Taking Longer Than Expected To Update Our Adventures, Apologies To All Our Readers! / -Agent Flowerman and Agent Baby Diapers: "Back in 2014 with more!" / 2013 was a busy year with many projects and I did not update our story because of that, my sincere apologies to everyone! rest assured I did...
Agent Baby Diapers Needs Help Helping The Baby No Matter What. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "... The Fuck Man! why don't you just let me kill you!" / -Zynestro: "This is Completely pointless. We cannot keep meeting like uncivilized thugs". / -Agent Baby Diapers to himself: "Oh Yeah?" / Meanwhiole at Consortium base, / -Tower operator:"Major...
Three To Party! Takes Two To Tango, And Three To Party. / -Zynestro: "I suggest you abandon your relentless and useless pursuit, you're not capturing me nor this base. You destroyed my new toy and I assume you now want its elusive rocket core?!" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Just let me get up and I'll show you how to really...
We're Back! ! We're Back ! / Yes, we're back to our regular schedule: two episodes this week back-to-back on Thursday and Friday, with an update on the story so far on Wednesday, January 29th. / We hope everyone is having an excellent 2014 so far, fun and exciting!
Action! To Assess The Situation.To Decide Action. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Take This Zee-Boy!" / -Zynestro: "Dare I say: BRING it!". / This will get Ugly! they may not know truly how parallel their respective powers are...
Announcement This Week's Scheduled Episodes. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "We'll post episodes on Thursday and Friday this week." / See you on Thursday!
Explosive Goo Dropping Explosive Goo On The Enemy. / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Why don't you be still for once so I can end you, Fuck-O. Either that or our blue goo." / -Agent Flowerman from the plane, close to the action: "Woo-Hoo! Blue Death, Dickhead!". / -Zynestro:" See You, Boys," / Always sneaky and prompt in avoiding...
Getting Out Fast! Drop-In, Kick-Ass; Pick-Up, Haul-Ass! / -Agent Flowerman, from plane: "Come on buddy, we've overstayed our welcome...". / -Agent Baby Diapers: "I'm Coming!". / As was to be expected: Site-I5 defends itself...
Head To Head Head To Head Clash Of Extraordinary Fellows. / -Agent Baby Diapers, flying towards Zynestro: "Baby Power: Ramming Punch!". / -Zynestro, waiting: "Here It Comes...". / 3... 2... 1...
Under Fire! Dark Pink Site I5 Packs A Bit Of a Kick. / -Agent Flowerman, on radio: "Consortium Base: Five-Kilo-?lpha, MERLIN Deployed - Objective complete. Leaving Site I5 and taking heavy fire from defensive systems. Advise - OVER.". / It's never as easy getting out of a fight as one would think, is it..?
Mission Is Almost Complete. Retrieving The Core: The Mission's Objective. / -Agent Baby Diapers, jumping to where the robot core landed, plane flying in the background: "Got It... Let's Go!". / Can't be this easy, can it? Are our heroes overlooking the obvious: Site I5 is heavily armed...
Strong In Adversity The Consortium Team Strong In Adversity. / -Major Hanny Rafferty: "How's our team doing, is Flowerman at target yet?" / -Tower operator: "We're getting report just now Ma'am, Sir!" / -Major Hanny Rafferty: "Excellent!" / -Flowerman, on RADIO: "Consortium Base: Five-Kilo-Ahpha with Site I5 in sight-3...
Superhero Support Go! The Toddler Superhero Recharges. / -Agent Flowerman, from the plane above Site I5 almost on top of the fight zone: "Yee-Haw Fuckface!" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "My Team Is Here, Let's Go Asshole!" / -Zynestro: "Very Well Then..!" / -Agent Baby Diapers: "You're Toast!" / -Zynestro: "I doubt it." / Here they...
The Disappearing Foe Ahead Without A Fight: The Superhero Way? / -Agent Baby Diapers: "Flowerman: Zeefook is gone. I'll pick up the robot core... Now let's blow up this joint!". / What is the Superhero way? could be that not fighting Zynestro is a good thing 'today'... before everything goes up with a bang.
Zynestro's Surprise Move Leave It To A Villain To Be A Sneaky Bastard. / -Zynestro, as the toddler superhero approaches, fast: "Gotcha!" / -Agent Baby Diapers flies straight through him as he plays a trick on him, then crashes with a loud "Thump" behind him, far away. / So, Super-villains never play straight, should have seen...
 
Lock and Load! Agent Baby Diapers: "Guns...check!, Dagger... check!, Grenade... check!" / Agent Flowerman: "Wait... Grenade? Are we expecting that much action..?" / Looks Like We Have Everything We Need. / Time for Action.
Life Past 2. Our World Was Under Constant Scrutiny. / Little did we know our young inexperienced asses were watched continually by handlers and supervisors, but also by Inc Inc's exterior branch The Lerners: a real estate, banking and investment front headed by Zynestro's top British goon Wencelaus Lerner. / Ignorance...
END OF CHAPTER 1. Chapter one has ended but I will say that it's not 'concluded' in any way, shape, or form... there are still loose ends that need attention, and I'll get to those in the following chapters. / _________________________________________________ / / A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE COMIC: / It's been an interesting...
WYSK 1. Don't Fuck With The Baby. / What You Should Know Series, No.1 / Just Don't !
WYSK 2. If You Fuck With The Baby, Expect To Be Fucked With Repeatedly. / What You Should Know Series, No.2
WYSK 3. Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained. / He makes YOU take the risk instead, as any good spy does. / What did you expect..?
 

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