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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I regain consciousness first... I sense my mates, Crash and Kit, nearby, and I worry. / We're superheroes. Things like this should be easy, but still I worry. Even with all our powers combined, are we strong enough? Can we do this? Are we ready to face the horrors of... / Spare us the melodrama, Blue. It's just shopping with me and Kit.
/ Yeah! Lighten up or "face the horrors" of my pillow, Mister Grumpy-Pants! / OW. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Z Z Z Z Z
/ nnnnggrrhhhh..
/ need . . . coffee . . .
/ arrrrrrgh. . . . . / ?! / mrrrr . . .
/ coffee . . . ?
/ Don't worry, Blue. I know it's early. We'll get you coffee on the way.
/ Hee! Blue's not allowed to make coffee until he's already had some.
/ hee
/ hee
/ hee http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Welcome to Java Joe's. What can I get ya?
/ I can't get my eyes open, man. Better make it a "Jumbo Java" to go.
/ Sorry. All out. Shipment didn't come in. / wimper
/ snif / Take it easy, bro. I was just giving you a hard time.
/ On second thought forget the cup --I'll take it intravenously. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Aw, man... That line goes all the way to freakin' Egypt! Don't these guys have anything better to do?
/ The Funstation Three comes out today. Everybody wants to get one before they sell out. Including me and Kit. / Hey, man, how far back does this line go?
/ Oh, just over to the pyramid.
/ me cry now... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | The pyramid is a goth store, Blue. The line does NOT go all the way to Egypt! / Ankhs! Ankhs for sale! Genuine Egyptian Ankhs! / You were saying, Crash? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Wanna share my fizzy rocks? I know you didn't have time to eat.
/ Thanks, Kit, but I think I'll wait for a real breakfast.
/ rumble
/ growl / But I got the atomic cherry ones! They foam up in your mouth like... like gargling with fizzy blood! *sigh* / Okay, does anyone else find this disturbing? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Hm... Fizzy Rocks... / Bonk! / Fizz... nnnng... blarg... fizz / Grr... Mmmpfff! Hiss! / Ngggggggg... / ... / *snicker* Only you, Blue. I'll dig out some tissues to get you cleaned -- / Kit! What are you doing?
/ I'm licking his eyeballs! Mmm... atomic cherry... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | See, Blue? That wasn't so bad, was it?
/ Mmmm... atomic cherry... / Says you. I wish we were superheroeing instead of shopping. It's safer. / Eeeee! Halp! Save us!
/ You had to say it, didn't you?
/ Crap!
/ Yay! Blue got his wish! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | .... / The size of that thing!
/ The destruction!
/ The drumsticks! / I'm just sayin! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | This has got to be the most ridiculous thing we've ever fought.
/ At least it should be a cakewalk.
/ Wax on. Wax off... / Grrr... / Wheeeeee!
/ Cakewalk, you said?
/ Shut up, Blue. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | The Pink Ninja has idea! You two keep it busy for a few minutes.
/ Pink Ninja come back with secret weapon! / When did Kit start calling herself the Pink Ninja instead of Enigma?
/ No clue. But I hope her idea is better than her fake Asian accent.
/ Pink Ninja shall return! / Make way for superhero with secret weapon of turkey basting! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | We're getting our butts kicked by leftovers?
/ More flaming stuffing! / Behold! Pink Ninja returns with secret weapons! / Sooper squirters filled with cranberry sauce?
/ The cranberry sauce of Justice! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | This isn't one of your roleplaying games, Kit. That thing is --
/ Giant zombie turkey only killed by holy cranberry sauce of justice, grasshopper. / We've tried everything else we could think of, Blue. What can it hurt? / If we get killed, I'm never speaking to either of you ever again.
/ Giant zombie turkey die now! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Wait! I have to bless the cranberry sauce before it will hurt the zombie.
/ Buying a mail-order priestess certificate from the back of a comic book doesn't mean you can bless stuff like a D&D cleric. / (untranslateable characters) / Who knew?
/ We might have a chance after all! / Dinner time! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | You said we'd use my new battle cry.
/ I dunno. It's not really battle-cry material, Kit -- I'd feel stupid.
/ You did promise. / Puh-pleeeeeeeeeeze?
/ *sigh* Okay, fine... / Justice is Cute!
/ Hee, hee
/ I hope no one heard that...
/ Loud and proud, baby! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | After a long battle...
/ If we can drop the rest of the cranberry sauce into its neckhole, the flaming stuffing should explode the cans--
/ --Which should finish it off. Kit! We're going on a bombing run. I'll fly interference. / I'm on it! One big bird coming up!
/ You turn into the biggest bird you can... / Um... Kit? Ostriches can't fly.
/ Oops! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | One eagle coming up! / Oof! My shields are barely holding! We're only getting one shot at this, Kit, so make it a good one. / Woo! Just like bulls-eyeing womp rats!
/ Fightin' giant zombie turkeys ain't dusin' crops, girl. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-19 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | It's gonna blow! / Kaboom!! / Dinner is served!
/ A little overdone, don't ya' think?
/ Everyone's a critic. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | A giant zombie turkey... It sounds ridiculous, but that thing almost kicked our butts!
/ Now if we can only figure out who was behind it before the next time.
/ Yay! Funstation three! / Funny, I swear I can still smell it...
/ Don't open that! / You saved pieces of the giant zombie turkey?
/ Uh... For research?
/ Try again.
/ Hey! I never got breakfast! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Next morning --
/ ...seem to be breaking in a new battle cry... / Justice is cute! / This isn't happening... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Our heroes are in the news...
/ ...Tizzy Dorkenheimer here at the Bestmart parking lot where super heroes Talon, Firecat, and Enigma have just defeated perhaps the most bizarre creature ever to threaten the city! / Great job today, Talon. Any idea who might be behind the attack?
/ Thanks, Tizzy, but it's just our job. And not yet, but we'll look into it. / Firecat, do you have anything to add?
/ We're just happy the injuries were minimal. / And last but not least, the shapeshifting Enigma, who -- / No! Not Enigma! I now called... Pink Ninja! / That Enigma is quite a cut-up, isn't she?
/ She sure is, Paul. / I thought ninjas were supposed to be quiet.
/ Pink Ninja! Pink Ninja! Pink Ninja! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Stupid news! I told 'em my new superhero name. I'm goin' down there right now and--
/ No you're not. / For one thing, it'd be bad PR to have you march in there screaming at the pres, and for another thing, in case you haven't noticed...
/ whimper / You're in your underwear.
/ The underwear of JUSTICE! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I know you're mad, but focus! We're waiting for a lead, and the crisis phone could--
/ RING!
/ Crisis phone! I'll get it! / ...ring any second now
/ RING! RING!
/ Hold that thought!
/ Whoosh! / Eeeeeeeeeeee!
/ What the... ? / I heard you scream. Is it another giant zombie attack?
/ Nope. But that's one telemarketer that won't be calling back any time soon! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | So Kit forgot all about going to the TV station when the phone rang?
/ Yeah. Good thing she's easily distracted. / !?
/ !? / Should I be happy because she's still distracted or worried because she has power tools? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Shannon had to go to the emergency room Wed morning. Being the trooper she is, she tried to draw anyway, to no avail. I went with the script I had already written and did a copy/paste/photoshop-drawing... thing. She's doing much better now, but is resting, and will redraw the strip when she's feeling better. When we say daily updates, though, we mean daily, even if I have to draw stick figures. I posted details about the ER visit below the strip. For now, thank you to Harold and Isaac for getting us to and from the hospital, and to Doctor Loney and the staff at the Lawrence Memorial Hospital Emergency Room. Shan has no medical insurance, so if you'd like to help with her ER bill feel free to click the "leave a tip" button. Thanks to those who have already chipped in. / Kit, where do you think you're going with all the tools and wood?
/ To the trophy room!
/ Sweetie, we don't have a trophy room.
/ I know. I'm building on an addition! / Hon, we live in an apartment. There's no place to add on to.
/ There will be in a minute -- Hand me the chainsaw! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | So you talked Kit out of major construction?
/ Yeah. She agreed to settle for a trophy case. / But why? We don't have any trophies! / We do now! I saved one from Turkzilla! / That's a mighty big wishbone, Kit.
/ I got some mighty big wishing to do! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | We'll have to put a blanket over it unless we want the world to know our secret identities.
/ Blanket or no, having a piece of a giant zombie in the house kinda creeps me out. / Especially since we're still investigating who sent it.
/ (In case of emergency, make wish and break. -Kit) / Relax, hon. It's dead. How could it possibly hurt us now? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | The superhero who now calls herself The Pink Ninja has had many identities. The media and public, unable to keep up finally began to refer to her simply as Enigma in all her guises.
/ Never satisfied with one persona in which to fight for truth, justice, and all-you-can-eat sushi bars (long story), this brave little shapeshifting arctic fox changes names and even costumes as often as we wish all gaming convention attendees changed their underwear... / Kit currently prefers to be known as The Pink Ninja, although no one else calls her that. / The Justice Fairy (with her glittery nightstick) found it frustrating to continuously explain that she knew no one named Peter. / Super Ballerina Princess was eventually deemed too traumatizing even to inflict upon the criminal element. / The Pink Avenger lasted only until Crash and Blue explained to their sweetie that she was no longer allowed to have sharp objects. / As Captain Cowgirl Monkey, Kit combined her shapeshifting with her love of whiplash and an allegedly deadly hair-trigger banana. / But it all started when as a teenage girl she first transformed into... The Amazing Justice Gerbil! / Taking a trip down memory lane?
/ I'm just keepin' it real, yo! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Any idea what Kit keeps in that chest?
/ The one we had to move for the trophy stand? / Yeah. With the crayon sign that says, "Beware of Radioactive Ebola Leopard."
/ No idea, but I can ask her. / Sweetie, Blue and I were just talking about that big chest or yours, and--
/ Aw... hee hee... It's not that big. And yours is pretty nice, too.
/ *blush* *blush* http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-01-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Oh, that chest! I have no idea what's in it. My uncle left it to me and said I wasn't allowed to open it till I was 21.
/ And you really waited?
/ He also said it was booby-trapped to blow up if I opened it early. / Well you're almost 23. Wanna see what's in it?
/ Sure-- Just gimme a minute. / Did I mention that he didn't leave me the key? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-01 |