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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: What if someone finds the note with directions to the portal?
/ Melvin: Oh, I wouldn't worry. It was probably destroyed in the battle. And even if someone did find it, who'd be crazy enough to follow the directions without super powers of some sort? / Tizzy: Tizzy Dorkenheimer recording. I seem... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit: I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THAT YOU GUYS DROPPED EVERYTHING TO COME AFTER ME. I'M SORRY I TOOK OFF ON MY OWN LIKE THAT. I KNOW I SHOULDA' TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS DOING AND ASK FOR HELP. / Kit: IT WASN'T VERY NCE OF ME TO MAKE YOU WORRY LIKE THAT. I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU GUYS IF YOU GOT... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Hold on, Geekboy. Nobody runs. Everyone fights. No exceptions. / Blue: Melvin, get that damn one-way gate closed before any more problems show up. / Tizzy: I'm not a problem; I'm a journalist!
/ Blue: Same thing right now. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: You've been moping around since we got back, Kit. What's wrong? We replaced the Funstation already, and insurance is gonna take care of the other stuff.
/ Kit: Well... I just don't feel like I'm doing enough for the team. I mean, I know you guys love me, but I feel like dead weight. / Blue: Are... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-04-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Oh, good! I'm glad someone's home. I have to stay late at the hospital, but my little niece Trixie is supposed to come over. Can you entertain her till I get home?
/ Sure, I've been bored with the house to myself all day. I've just been downloading por-er... messing around on the web. / You must be Trixie.... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-05-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Fridays!
/ Not technically fan art, this is a Shan original commissioned by a fan -- MMMarmel, who owns http://groups.yahoo.com/group/talivisions/
/ The character in the middle, Tali, is his creation.}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-05-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | What the--?
/ Shhh! You're on an alien spacecraft. Here's what's going on... / I woke up the ones who might be good in a fight, an made sure there's only the one alien on board, so what now?
/ Just one more thing before we attack... / Find me some pants! I can't fight naked! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-06-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Fluffy the Tentacle, Blue, Kit as a Siberian Tiger - talking to 'Alien Chick']]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-07-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | The agents are gone, so you can take whatever forms you want now. I'm still confused, though. Why didn't you just take generic human forms in the first place and pose as college kids renting rooms for the summer? / Yeah, why didn't we--(whisper) / Oh, this'll be such fun! We'll get our bags and... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-08-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I'm still not sure I should have let you talk me into this.
/ Think of what we're doing by letting the alien girls stay here, though. Fostering a new interstellar understanding. / Not to mention that they've agreed to let me "accidentally" catch a couple of glimpses at their encyclopedia galactica. Imagine... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-08-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Aw, forgot to pre-warm the cheese for my cheese toast. / Blue: This should do it... / Blue: Warm enough. / Blue: mmm... I love cheese toast. / Blue: Hey! I took m cheese out of my pants an' now I can't find it! Wait... Never mind. It was in my book. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-08-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit | Sorry about my reaction, but I think it's understandable that I'm a little high-strung right now. I mean, you and Blue and Crash are great friends and all, but since we met you I've been... / Almost killed by turkzilla... / Kidnapped by zombies and taken to an alternate earth... / Abducted by aliens... / And... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-08-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | As the con comes to an end... / What is this strange shadow approaching our heroes? / And what nefarious deed does it have in mind? / Could this be some new enemy out to destroy our heroes? / Well... Perhaps something like that.
/ Victory is mine! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-09-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Good to see you awake, Mr. Talon. You were in an accident with your flight harness. Do you remember the accident?
/ Huh? I don't even remember having a flight harness. / Wait a minute! I got a flight harness? Cool! I wanna-- / Ooh... Sitting up bad. Feels like I got hit by a friggin' train or somethin'.
/ I... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-09-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Looks like you're going to be okay. And no one on the train was hurt.
/ God, I was scared. Don't you ever fly without a helmet ever again.
/ Look, I know I was an idiot. An' I'm glad nobody else got hurt. I still can't figure out why our new "Arch -Nemesis" helped me out, though. / You're going to spend... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-09-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | It's a trap! Lets get out of here!
/ Oh, there'll be none of that, now. I went to great pains to get you here, and you haven't served your purpose yet. / What are you after?
/ You'll find out soon enough. Oh, and I wouldn't go using your flame powers with all these fumes. / This is bad. Are you thinking... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit | Something's wrong. The girls should have been back hours ago. Injured or not, there's only one thing to do. / I'll just have to go looking for them and try to help as best I can. It's my duty as -- oops! / But maybe I should do some work in that whole "standing up" thing first. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit | Anything yet?
/ Nothing. I'm cruising near the police station, though, since that was where they were last time I heard. / Woah! I think I found a clue here . . . / Either that or I just found the most high-security flower shop the world has ever known. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I thought Firecat and Enigma might need some help, so I was trying to catch up when they went in the flower shop. When the steel doors came down I put two and two together and... / Sure enough, pretty soon a delivery van came out, so I followed it. They took 'em to a hideout disguised as a barn.
/ I... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | You okay?
/ I... think so.
/ I like sandwiches. / Where's Talon? He came to try ta' rescue us an' we blew him up! / I want a beer and a forklift. Right now! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Wait... where's Purple Orchid? And who are you?
/ Name's Wereferret! I helped Talon find you. But Purple Orchid got away while I was digging you out. / So she steals my boxers, sends us notes, takes me to the ER when she finds me unconscious, and then this? Well, at least we know now who our arch-nemesis... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Wait a minute! You're the "arch-nemesis" who stole Talon's boxers, who's been sending us notes, and you helped us against purple orchid to eliminate your competetion to be our enemy? / Yep! And don't forget taking Talon to the hospital after the train knocked him out. I mean, what challenge would it... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | She turned out to be your arch-enemy?
/ Yeah. But after everything else, she gave back Blue's boxers and gave us a ride back to town. / So, she's totally insane. And why didn't you take her in once she admitted who she was?
/ She's mad as a march hare, all right. But what were we going to take her in... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kij! You're back in town!
/ Just for a visit. How's that novel coming along? / Oh, that. I, uh... to tell the truth, I've not been working on it at all, and I feel like a complete loser about it. I just feel so distracted lately, you know? Like just now, I forgot to go in and get my parking validated.
/ Hm.... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue Crash Kit
/ Happy Halloween from Blue Crash Kit! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-10-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I know I should be writing. The ideas are there! The stories and characters are begging to be written!
/ So what do you think is keeping you from it? / Oh, you know. It just always seems like there's some other thing I have to do. Cooking dinner, working on the websites, dealing with whatever the latest... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Maybe thinking about writing metaphorically would help. Some authors compare building plot scene by scene to juggling plates. Getting all the elements in the air and bringing them down safely one by one. / Others think of it as setting up rows of dominoes to be knocked down later. I even knew one who... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Guess what, guys! I just ran into Kij downtown. We had a long talk about things, and I'm going to start writing again! / ??
/ Oh! Hang on a minute! I'll be right back! / Hadda suit up. I remember what it was like the LAST time you started writing. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kij is right. I can do this. All writers have to cope with day-to-day life. I'm sure Ursula Leguinn has to deal with domestic distractions. Octavia Butler must have had errands to run. Andre Norton and C.J. Cherryh must-- / WATCH OUT FOR LOW-FLYING ARMADILLOS! / I bet Anne McCaffrey never had to put... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I dunno what's wrong! After Crash got mad about me an' Kit playing Armadillo Hockey-Bowling while she was writing we started putting together an office for her, and my arm gave out in the middle!
/ Hm. No reflexes here. / Let's try your other arm and see how they match up... / Sorry!
/ I'd say there's... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-05 |