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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: Are you sure this is gonna help?
/ Sarah: No, but we have to do something! I wish Kit's uncle weren't on vacation.
/ Seth: Yeah. So what's next?
/ Sarah: We need a steady drumbeat. / Seth: Okay. I'll grab Kit's Pussycat Dolls CD.
/ Sarah [[off-panel]]: No, that won't work! / Seth: Can't use an electronic beat, eh?
/ Sarah: It's not the beat; it's the vapidity. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Okay, we've had the mysterious stranger die, looted the body an' found a scroll and a map... So now what?
/ Kit: Pie and chips?
/ Crash: Well... / Crash: Obviously, the plot calls for us to follow the map, destroy the ancient evil, and save whomever needs to be saved. We'll need a guide, of course. / Blue: Think we can find one? Our last guide got eaten...
/ Crash: I'm sure when he said, "Bite me," he didn't know they were cannibals.
/ Kit: Actually I was practicing my ventriloquism... I still feel bad. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash reading a resume]]
/ Crash: Okay, I've got the resume for the first applicant for our "Guide Wanted" ad. Says his last job was promoting a candy called Skittles. / [[Potential guide's beard is forked & moving toward Crash & Blue(trying to shake?), who are apparently trying to get away from it]] / [[The beard now looks like a pointing hand]]
/ Crash: Too creepy. Next!
/ Kit: I kinda like him!
/ Applicant: Your loss. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Your Friday Extra!
/ This week's Friday Extra is Seth trying his best to look manly and... well, failing. :-D}} / [[Seth in nothing but his boxers -- which are covered with carrots]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash reading from a list]]
/ Crash: We've been through a slew of candidates, but so far no guide. Every single one of them has something wrong with them! / Kit: What about that lady with the leather?
/ Blue: Yeah! She was hot!
/ Crash: That outfit was a blatant attempt to manipulate us. / Kit: Yeah, and it worked really well, too!
/ Blue: She could manipulate me any day!
/ Crash: Let's try thinking with the appropriate body parts, okay? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash reading from her list]]
/ Crash: Only one candidate left for the guide position. Some guy who calls himself -- / [[Xorro makes his appearance]]
/ Xorro: Eet is I! Xorro! Ze happy blade! / [[BCK huddle while Xorro watches]]
/ Blue: Cool! Dude's got style and knows how ta make an entrance! Let's hire him!
/ Crash: We have to interview him first!
/ Kit: He looks shady! What's with the mask? / [[Xorro offers Kit a piece of candy]]
/ Xorro: Excuse me, leettle girl. Would you like a piece of candy?
/ Kit: Huh? Um... 'Kay. / [[Kit eats the candy & turns to Blue & Crash while Xorro watches]]
/ Kit: On second thought, I'm with Blue! Let's hire this one!
/ Xorro: Strangers always have ze best candy. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Your resume says your last guide job was three years ago. What have you been doing since then?
/ Xorro: Hunting for the five-fingered man who keeled my father! / Crash: Um... / Crash: You DO realize that MOST people have five fingers on each hand, right?
/ Xorro: Why do you think eet's taking me so long to narrow eet down? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{"Fan Art Friday" comes on Tuesday this week! / {{Due to a couple of minor crisis[sic] here at la casa (including a trip to the dentist for yours truly to get a broken tooth fixed), we're officially declaring Tuesday the new Friday. Of course, that means that Wednesday will be Tuesday, Thursday will be Wednesday and Friday will be Thursday. / {{Confused? Don't worry about it. Instead, enjoy a hilarious bit of fan art from Roman Wunderlich, of the B-Movie Comic, inspired by Shan's piece from last week. Back to your regularly scheduled storyline tomorrow! / {{Is there anything funnier than a pale, scrawny anthro rabbit trying to look sexy?}} / [[Seth in boxers, eating a carrot (with more carrots tucked in his waistband). Eqyptian figures in background. Seth's name in hieroglyphic-style font down right side and text in bottom left corner]]
/ text: Are those carrots in your boxers, or are you just happy to see me? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Congratulations; you've got the job.
/ Xorro: And now, north to ze Forbidden Hills! / [[Xorro turns to leave, but is stopped by Crash]]
/ Crash: Uh... You do realize that's south, right? / [[Xorro's compass has 4 "N's"]]
/ Xorro: Damn! That's what I get for buying my compass on clearance. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: Sarah, I know our friends are counting on us, and I know this is really serious... / Seth: But I'm not sure if I should be there when you perform this ritual... / [[Sarah is wearing the full shaman's outfit, including sombrero with star & heart antennae, glasses/nose/mustache mask, lederhosen, & maracas]]
/ Seth: I mean, will it even work if I'm giggling uncontrolably(sic) through the entire thing? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah in costume, dancing]]
/ Narrator: With our heroes stuck in a story being written by a possessed typewriter, Sarah tries an ancient ritual.
/ Sarah: Been *pant* dancing for *pant* hours!
/ Narrator: Wearing her great, great-grandfather's er... unconventional ceremonial vestments. / Sarah: *wheeze* I can't keep this up much longer! / [[Seth watching the typewriter]]
/ Seth: I think you can stop now... It's starting to respond!
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: The ritual to contact the haunted typewriter seems to be bearing fruit...
/ Seth: What's it typing?
/ Sarah: It looks like a set of instructions. / Seth: Yeah -- How to see what's happening in the story.
/ Sarah: And how some new diet pill can change our lives. / Seth: We're being spammed by a haunted typewriter?
/ Sarah: It really IS evil! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{The "Real Life is Kicking our Butts" Filler / {{Thanks to Seth Triggs of Buddies in Big Places (www.bibp.com) for these sketches of Blue, Crash and Kit, and Cat, Shan, and me! Back to your regularly schedules (sic) storyline tomorrow!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Sarah: I don't get it. Crash was writing a sci-fi mystery, but now that this is decrypted it's reading like a-- / Seth: Like a cross between D&D, Final Fantasy, and a few other things? / Sarah: No, don't tell me...
/ Seth: Yep. Looks like the typewriter was stored with your old RPG stuff. Seems it's quite impressionable. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Melving holds a tropical drink]]
/ Melvin: Hi! This is Kit's Uncle Melvin. A couple of people were wondering why I'm not in this storyline. One word: vacation. / Melvin: I picked the perfect time for it, too. Those kids' lives keep getting weirder! As a retired necromancer, I'm trying to live a more normal life these days. But for those who were worried, I'm just on vacation. / [[Zombie waiter takes Melvin's drink]]
/ Melvin: And by the way, when you take your own vacation, remember you can save a lot of money by bringing your own zombie waitstaff! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Happy Independence Day! / {{Yeah, by the time you see this it'll be July 5th, but we're taking the 4th off to go barbecue and watch fireworks. Hope everybody had a great day!}} / [[Kit is holding a sparkler and drooling]]
/ From off-panel person: Kit! No! Don't eat the sparkler! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: So they're stuck in whatever story that thing writes, and all we can do is read it.
/ Sarah: And even that took a ritual. / [[Seth & Sarah peek in on a sleeping Blue & Kit]]
/ Seth: And there's no way to wake them up and get them out of the story? For that matter, do they know they're in a story?
/ Sarah: Not as far as I know. / Sarah: To them, whatever story they're in is their reality. I'll keep looking for a way to communicate with them, but I don't know... We may just have to wait. And hope. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday! / {{We almost didn't do a Fan Art Friday this week because of the DDOS attack on our server cluster (see the newsbox below for details), but I decided that this piece from Travis Estrella, of the AI Comic (link in the newsbox) was too good to let wait! Thanks, Travis!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: We've been in these woods for days! Are you sure you know where we're going?
/ Xorro: Of course I do! I am a guide! / Crash: Well it looks to me like we're going in circles. We're miles from anything resembling civilization!
/ Xorro: Would you feel better eef I ask directions at Starbuck's? / [[BCK & Xorro approach a Starbucks Coffee shop through the trees]]
/ Crash: Wow... They really ARE everywhere! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[BCK & Xorro enter the Starbucks]]
/ Kit: Yay, coffee!
/ Crash: Something doesn't seem right here. / [[Crash & Kit approach the counter to be greeted by a face-less employee]]
/ Employee: Welcome to Starbucks. May I take your order? / Crash: Why does this guy have no face?
/ Kit: Must be a generic NPC. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{The real comic for today will be up in a couple of hours. A couple of people have asked how bad my roughs really are, and thanks to us getting behind due to the DOS attack and stuff, you get to see what the roughs I hand off to Shan look like. / {{When it is finished you'll see Blue hollering "Hit the deck!" in the first frame while diving at the floor with something whizzing over his head. In the second frame Crash dives for the floor with something whizzing over her head, as well. In the final fram (sic) they huddle together on the floor beneath what we can now see is Kit whizzing back and forth overhead as an annoyed Crash tells Blue, I TOLD you not to let Kit order a double espresso!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Xorro hiding under a table]]
/ Crash [[off-panel]]: Did you get the directions?
/ Xorro: Si! We were going the right way, like I told you. / Crash: Sorry for doubting you. Um... You can come out from under the table now.
/ Xorro: You are sure? How do you know your bard weel not start flying around again? / [[Kit tied & gagged, & seated in a chair (but still vibrating)]]
/ Crash [[off-panel]]: Let's just say we had to have an intervention. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[A hand taps Crash's shoulder]]
/ Crash: Okay, as soon as Kit recovers from her caffiene and sugar rush, we can untie her and -- / [[Kit is standing behind Crash, holding the rope]]
/ Kit: Here's your rope back! / [[Crash looks amazed at the rope (now in her hand) whle Kit looks rather pleased with herself]]
/ Crash: How did you...?
/ Kit: Well duh! Multiclassed bard/cleric/druid/ninja. I gots thieving skills!
/ Crash: That has never made sense to me. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{"Fan Art Friday" comes on Thursday this week! / {{Inspired by our July 4th piece of Kit considering eating a lit sparkler, Roman "The Fan Art King" Wunderlich, of the B-Movie Comic (see links in the newsbox to Roman's strip and the July 4th piece) sent us this animated gif of the aftermath. He still won't reveal the secret to his fan art supremacy. All I can say is it must be that famous German industry.}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Xorro, Crash, & Kit stand in a doorway]]
/ Xorro: So Mees Keet eez multi-classed. Myself, I am a ranger. How about ze rest of you?
/ Crash: Oh... / Crash: Well, obviously I'm a sorcerer/psionicist, and as for Sir Blue... / Crash: Is "Big Dumb Brute" a character class, perhaps?
/ Kit: Heh! I was gonna say no class at all.
/ Blue [[off-panel]]: I'm right here, you know! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: I still have my doubts about this guide.
/ Blue: I dunno. He's better than the one Kit wanted to hire. / Kit: What was wrong with him? / [[A small, mostly bald being squats, holding a fish]]
/ Kit [[off-panel]]: "I thought he was cute!"
/ Being: My Preciousssss... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: Meanwhile, back in the real world...
/ Sarah: How'd a Starbucks get into the story? / Sarah: This was reading like a bad fantasy novel. A modern coffee shop makes no sense at all!
/ Seth: Uh... That may be my fault... / [[Crash sleeping at the typewriter with a spilled coffee cup on the table]]
/ Seth [[off-panel]]: I sort of spilled coffee on the desk.
/ Sarah [[off-panel]]: And the typewriter incorporated it into the story? That gives me an idea!
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | It makes sense now! The haunted typewriter was stored with all kinds of fantasy roleplaying stuff, so it trapped them in a fantasy novel! Then you spilled coffee, and it added a Starbucks! / So we may be able to communicate with them, or even influence what happens in the story! We just have to choose the right objects to put with the type-writer! / Girl on girl porn and bondage toys? This is NOT the kind of influence I meant, and you know it!
/ Aw, c'mon! It'll be fun! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{"Fan Art Friday" comes on Tuesday this week!
/ {{Haley Lombardo sent us this more "humanized" version of Kit. Thanks, Haley!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Sarah: I put a cell phone by the haunted typewriter. I'm hoping calling it will let us communicate with the guys while they're trapped in there.
/ Seth: Good idea! / [[BCK look startled]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-19 |