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| Amy vs. Li'l Mell: An Explosive Crossover Spectacular! | Erf. / You're Amy. / You don't talk, do you?
/ Why don't you talk?
/ Are you afraid to talk?
/ Maybe you don't talk because no one talks to you. / I was talking to the bus driver, but then he ran over three garbage cans and old Mr. Stinkyhouse's cat. I'm not supposed to talk to the bus driver anymore,... http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/amyvsmell/series.php |
| The Discovery of Spoons | I wrote a poem today.
/ It wasn't very good. / I poured a glass of water to wash it down. / I awoke suddenly, ripples of broken glass/still spreading across the floor. / My feet were wet, but unharmed. / I brought a book to work and hid in the bathroom/most of the morning. / In the afternoon I wrote/two... http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/spoons/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3830 |
| Five Ways to Love a Cockroach | 1: Name it.
/ Humanization allows for greater affection.
/ Give it clothes, and a house made from a shoebox. / When you feed it, give it crumbs from your own desert. Speak to it every day. Confide in it. / Give it a bed to sleep in, and a bathroom with a toilet and a door that closes-- / modesty is... http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/cockroach/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3835 |
| The Widow Reminisces Over a Plate of Vegetables, Page Two | quack quack quack / quack quack
/ She has learned to love the sound of ducks. / quack quack
/ They reminder her of her husband's hands... / quack
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/ The way they smelled of oil and gunmetal. / quack
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| The Widow Reminisces Over a Plate of Vegetables | {{title text: The Widow Reminisces Over a Plate of Vegetables}}
/ {{subtitle: by Alexander Danner and Stephanie Smith}}
/ [[Ducks fly over a house in the country.]]
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| The Widow Reminisces Over a Plate of Vegetables, Page Three | In those last years, he couldn't even hold a pen to sign his name. / But when he presented her with a fresh carcass... / ...his hands were perfectly steady in those moments... / ...the moments of his pride. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/widow/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3831&mpe=1&fromwhich=2&direction=f |
| The Widow Reminisces Over a Plate of Vegetables, Page Four | She cleaned the bodies dutifully. / Such things had always been the gift of man for woman. / CHOK
/ He believed these ducks were prizes for the woman he loved. / She never faltered as she worked on the little bodies. / She never loosed the bile in her throat...
/ CHOK / ...even as they shared the... http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/widow/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3831&mpe=1&fromwhich=3&direction=f |
| The Widow Reminisces Over a Plate of Vegetables, Page Five | When she eats alone...
/ ...every night for almost two years now... / ...she thinks of those meals that she hated so much... / ...and then she thinks... / ...of how he would softly touch her lips... / ...filling her with the gun-metal smell of his hands. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/widow/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3831&mpe=1&fromwhich=4&direction=f |
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| Amy vs. Li'l Mell, Page Two | Or maybe you really can't talk at all.
/ Maybe someone punched you in the head, and now there's something wrong in your brain, like that kid who's not allowed to use scissors. Are you allowed to use scissors?
/ If you want, I can punch you in the head, and maybe that'll fix you, like it does people who... http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/amyvsmell/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3832&mpe=1&fromwhich=1&direction=f |
| Mug, Page 2 | This is my cubicle at MetaNetCom.com. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&fromwhich=1&direction=f |
| Mug, Page 1 | Mug / A Corporate Poetry Series Comic / Illustrated by David Ano / Written by Alexander C. P. Danner http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&step=1 |
| Mug, Page 3 | This is my mug.
/ Pragmatic gift of the corporate employer! http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&fromwhich=2&direction=f |
| Mug, Page 4 | It offers escape... / trips to the water cooler to fill it with water.
/ My thirst is unquenchable. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&fromwhich=3&direction=f |
| Mug, Page 5 | When tedium is most unbearable, I fill it with coffee. I add cream and sugar. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&fromwhich=4&direction=f |
| Mug, Page 6 | I stir. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&fromwhich=5&direction=f |
| Mug, Page 7 | When stirring is complete, I must return to work. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&fromwhich=6&direction=f |
| Mug, Page 8 | I grow tired from stirring. http://webcomicsnation.com/danner/mug/series.php?view=archive&chapter=3833&mpe=1&fromwhich=7&direction=f |
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